Ok just ordered my vest, I think I'm prepared for the Joker kinoplex release

>leaving it up to chance to get hit by a spray shot, ricochet or blind shot

rip in peace bro

Time to go next level.

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What if the incel shoots you in the head or legs? you need more protection

is USA really this unsafe?

lmao ofcourse it is

I fucking love this meme.

But seriously don't shoot me up bro, I just wanna watch clownkino.

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But what if he shot ya in the face?

I'd like the see him try.

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I'm gonna shield myself with my armor steel popcorn bucket

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>Oh, it's you user! No girlfriend again? Haha, yeah... Hey, you know I always had your back, right?

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my kinoplex has a no-tank policy tho

Damn Robert armored up

Robert, where are my crab legs? Do you know what happens when a society denies a joker his crab legs, Robert?!?! Huh?! Huh?! Do you?!

Don't do it

SOMEBODY STOP ME

your eyes would still be exposed

I don't get why a shooter would target this movie's audience. The audience is going to be much more incel-heavy than normal. Wouldn't they go after some popular rom-com instead and take out couples?

>undesignated shooter stands up holding end-of-production-run Colt AR-15 with ultra-high capacity bullet clip magazines and shoulder thing that goes up
>this is my chance!
>quickly draw concealed firearm
>prepare to protect myself from getting murdered by some incel at Joker
>take aim
>shoot self in head
Remember: if you kill your enemies, they win.

there are FBI agents in every audience you never know who to trust

I'm pretty sure american shooters shoot for the head.

thinking about going to the theatre in the black part of town to watch this, atleast they would be some return fire

Body armor is illegal in the US.

no they're not

>not becoming a cyborg so you can claim insurance from being shot

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>carrying guns is ok
>body armor is illegal

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i like my dick bro, its a nice dick

I'm waiting on the refillable ceramic popcorn bucket. I don't want to get domed by some fag with 20 tabs open of captain marvel hate.

>disarming a bomb with bulky gloves
what could go wrong?

a small price to pay for being able to see the gamer movie of this generation