Dumplings are impossible to cook at home it fucking sucks that if I want dumplings I have to go to the house of chink...

Dumplings are impossible to cook at home it fucking sucks that if I want dumplings I have to go to the house of chink and interact with chinks. fuck this it's not fair

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Available at your local Costco

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How ya doing co/ck/ sucker?

Its impossible to fuck up cooking dumplings my nigga

See this movie. Dumpling 2004
...starring the unfortunate actress Bai Ling...she almost made it in Hollywood before being kicked out...

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what'd she do to get kicked out

this except I get the ling ling ones and just boil them, I think a bag of 60 is around $16
very delicious and low on calories, I think for every 5 dumplings its only like 260 calories (a snack size bag of cheetos is like 300)
you can literally eat an entire bowl of dumplings and it's only around 1/3 of your daily calories
im going to go make some right now, good thread OP

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>live in Russia
>cook dumplings at home regularly
>have access to brown and yellow people dumplings
>laugh at dumplinglets every day

Chink here. You are hereby banned from eating our foods for calling us chinks.
Also dumplings are piss easy to make at home, especially if you're not making your own wrap.
There are literally youtube videos of frat boys who can barely cook making them.

I don't know. I only know that Hollywood didn't work out for her so she went to Asia and did some exploitative stuff this is one of them
Then Asia didn't work out for her either.

>Boil dumpling
>Oil frying pan
>Pan fry until either one or both sides are browned
>Get fried rice with an egg, some onions sauce and top with dumplings
>Stop being a complete retard

onions = s o y sauce, fuck your filters you glowniggers, although you can add onions to your rice if you want

>Dumplings are impossible to cook at home
kek laugh at the cooklet

Do americans seriously call dumplings "potstickers"?

Go to Little Russia and buy Pelmeni instead

There extremely easy to make from scratch . Your just retarded.

Is this the /ck/ thread?

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Because I think it is

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What are some of your favorite cooking shows?

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if the instructions are to fry them in a pan, then yes potstickers
if boiled/steamed, then dumplings

I was always confused by physics in high school

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I also wasn't a wiz with technology, I always felt like it was rebelling against me

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for me, it's the mcchicken

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How was your father-son relationship growing up?

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>american "salad"

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thats nice of you, saving OP from food poisoning like that

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I'm literally about to eat these ones. Georgian khinkali. Hi from Tbilisi, Yea Forums.

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Based, they give a really enjoyable heartburn afterwards

oh god what is he doing?

>Dumplings are impossible to cook at home
...why?

What the fuck I want to go vegan now

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Just recieved our order. Looks nice, and kinda cheap too.

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All this dumping has made me thirsty. Time for a beer

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i wonder how many recipes on /ck/ were misunderstood because of this

Is that Hachapury of Adjara?

>Dumplings are impossible to cook at home
Only if you're mentally challenged.

he must be literally 80 iq

i had a siberian gf who cooked these and claimed it was from there. they call it "buzza". i think all of asia claims these as their specialty

>Do Americans
Every thread

that's actually a real thing
the eating babies thing
also, at one point like 80% of Chinese street food was maid with sewage oil

buuza i mean

>maid
made*
i'm tired and horny, no bulli

>house of chinks
oh my chigga you really funny

Do americans really make every thread?

Ajaruli. It had a butter cube and an egg yoke in there, we mixed it all up and started dipping the crumbs. I can really reccomend going for a trip to Tbilisi. There's alot of english speaking people and its cheap even for a poorfuck like me. Pic is kharcho spoup, hot as all hell.

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Wtf they are easy as fuck to make
Your just make the filling and buy premade wonton wrappers to fill, then steam them

They are time consuming to make, but none turned out great the first time

Fuck off you squinty eyed yellow chink cunt.

Do Americans really get upset at every do americans really post?