Girl wants to watch pic related with me

Based cuckposter. I'm OP and I remember a /ck/ thread where someone guy asked what to cook for his girlfriend and I went on some extended rant about his a cuck faggot for serving a stupid subhuman foid like some slave. Can be funny to be a cuckposting incel LARPer if it riles enough anons up.

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>incel
reddit nigger

Sounds familiar ayy lmao
Watch the damn film with her, when you get the chance, and fuck her afterwards.

Or going down. Safer bet cause basically never had sex outside of a drunken hookup once with someone else (and gained zero pleasure. Only fucked once when hammered and no orgasm/cum = still a virgin faggot in my eyes).

Drunken hookups are a good start. At some point you're confident enough for them to happen when you're practically sober.

>Or going down
cuck
>faggot brackets.

Yeah Crazy Stupid Love is Kino

dilate

>hey girl
are you a nigger or do you just play one on the internet?

fuck women reddit poof

time for your estrogen pills lad

>lad
dumb fuck reddit nigger, why wont you fuck her? attempting to deflect by calling me a tranny won't make your refusal to fuck any less bizzare.

Whenever I happen to be talking to a random girl at a club, happens by accident. Not sure how some guys want a conversation with a girl they fancy and get one. Do they simply scan the room, get closer gradually in a way that looks natural and... and then what? The hell is the first thing they say to initiate a conversation that can keep rolling?

i think you have too much estrogen in your system
do you rub your nipples and play with your b-cup moobs?

He's not the OP, I am. And it's a lack of confidence, pal. Very low self-esteem/sense of self worth and shit. Scared of not satisfying someone I like. Even lay awake some nights thinking I should sabotage it cause I'm not good enough, thoughts that happen any time I start liking a girl quite a bit. I'm very, very far from ugly/unfit too.

Basically, fuck fatherless households and shitty fathers. They fuck up their sons and cast a very long shadow whilst screeching till blue in the face your must take responsibility whilst being oblivious to their own hand in fucking up the sons they expect to magically turn out perfectly without a male role model and father.

I'm 963ng/dl (so bit above average), broad shouldered, decent neck, v-taper, deep voice, etc. No, I'm not a low t soi fag, user.

Anything, really. Comment on her clothes, on her drink, or something in context (like asking her if she's from around here if you're in your favourite bar). If she's interested she'll give you answers you can work with to continue the conversation.
Most girls I've slept with (not a lot 2bh) I knew via mutual friends. If you're going out in a group already it's easier to start and maintain a conversation with the girls in that group.

Yes, conversations start rolling at pre drinks/pre gaming. Easier for people to get to know each other even when not talking to each other directly when there's a game going on like ring of fire.

>faggot brackets

If you lick a cunt you can fuck one.

Sure, but going down's the safer bet. I hear they become grateful as fuck if you do it right afterwards and like you more if you show a willingness to do that rather than only fuck them, cum, and be done with it.

use it as an in to bring over your Rockford FIles complete season 4 blu-ray and marathon episodes.

I suggest the two part episode "Gear Jammers"

you're just a cuck faggot, fucking comes as naturally as breathing.

Never disputed fucking is natural or claimed it was bad.

you know she's laughing at you behind your back right? your behavior and opinions on all this are very odd, you seem very feminised, youre not even getting head in return are you?

fuck her in the ass raw

Read . Yes, I'm fucked up. Honestly if she tried to give me head I'd probably stop her and go down on her instead. Element of simply wanting to make it about her coupled with my own raging self esteem/zero self worth issues. Like if sex is ever made about me/my pleasure that's bad cause I don't deserve it

A dick is going to satisfy her more than a tongue, she's no doubt getting the dick from someone else though, youre like her little dog.

How so?

Explain all the studies about how many can only orgasm via tongue and not penetration.

you're a cucked little faggot who watches bitch movies with her, she doesnt try to reciprocate what you give her, if she was actually attracted to you she would have jumped you by now, she's using you.

>she would have jumped you by now
What does that mean?
>she's using you.
For? It's not like I've ever shilled money out on her and one time I did make a sarcastic comment about her being easy to shop for and I'd get non-dogshit vodka for her birthday I was told not to splurge

She would have tried to fuck you if she was interested in you. You lick her cunt and get nothing in return.

Idea of it going no one and it not be mutual/reciprocal has occurred to me. That's apparent from the OP wondering if that's a sign of her being interested back. It's a simple as this: get back to college, invite her around, do something, and be candid as hell as usual, i.e. I want to date, it's going to be exclusive or it ends, etc. can you commit, etc. The whole cunt licking thing is only how I play it over in my head. I'd probably do rather than get head/fuck cause fucking I'm intimidated by and head doesn't appeal to me coupled with all those lack of self-worth things. I don't need some user to tell me it may not be mutual, not work out, etc.

My ex gf made me watch the Notebook with her.

Then one day, I was going through her stuff while she was at work. i found a box that contained heaps of memories of her past relationship with a guy in high school.
Letters, photos, jewelry. And her fucking copy of the Notebook. The same copy we had watched.

Looking back now I laugh because I am completely jaded by life, but at the time it was heart wrenching. I knew I could never have with her what they had in high school.

>not work out, etc.
you haven't got anything going anyway, you're just a sex toy.

You seem to think it's an arrange where she says come and eat me out, I run and come around, do it, and leave like I'm a servant on call. Only happened once when I randomly initiated the last time we were in bed together. Only fingered once too. All other times was only naked pillow talk after nights out when we were both drunk.

In the chance you're real and not some character: Ignore the blackpilled assfuckers giving you shit. Women are as complex and weird as guys. Ignore their jeers, but absolutely man up and make this bitch your own.

Has it ever occurred to you, homie, that other niggas have been in there and shit?

We can be pretty candid with each other so I plan to have around my house, do something like dinner and film, and talk and make it pretty apparent I want to date but it's exclusive, cheating or whatever is grounds for one dumping the other immediately, etc. Much as I like her and do have these self-worth/esteem issues cheating is intolerable. I'm only curious if she like saying don't watch The Notebook without her, etc. is signs she's interested in dating and a relationship as well.

>blackpilled assfuckers
>but absolutely man up and make this bitch your own.
Huurrrrr

Fuck her in the past? Yeah, she's been fucked by other guys. What of it? Fucking other men only becomes intolerable if I enter a relationship with her. Prior to that all we were casual hookups.

>he thinks being blackpilled and a dominant masculine man are one and the same
Fuck off to Braincels, you deluded faggot.

other guys are fucking her, you're her beta cunt licker.

>don't listen to those guys
>gives the same advice
you're a dumb fuck kiddo

Basically, when you eat that shit, you licking the plate clean. My secret to success anytime a bitch tries to get a nigga like me to eat some pussy, I just think about licking a bench in a baseball dugout. All them stinking balls and dicks on that bench licking it up. That's how I stay away from that gay shit, nigga.

>Yeah, she's been fucked by other guys. What of it?

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First have to see if she's interesting in dating and being in a relationship too. Then I can wonder if she's fucking other guys as well and get rid of it at the first sign. Not hard to find out in this college town frankly.

>nigga
you enjoy licking other guys cum out of her cunt cuck.

I wouldn't mind reading a good articulation of why I should be bothered and not even pursue a relationship with this girl. I'd get the soijack thing if a guy lets the relationship not be exclusive and lets her fuck whilst you're together but that's not me. As long as she's faithful and doesn't fuck around if she starts dating me I don't see why I should REEE over her having fucked other guys before.

You've got the reading comprehension of the average black college student

You lick her cunt for nothing while she fucks other guys
>p-please be gf, exclusive pls, n-no cheat.

>You lick her cunt for nothing while she fucks other guys
This is just crudely stating what I've already wrote down. I ate her out once, she's had sex with other men cause all we were to each other were casual hookups, not boyfriend-girlfriend. What precisely is your point?

Also, I've seen what some of these other guys look like. Scrawny guys way less handsome than me. Real life isn't a literal virgin vs. Chad meme. I'm not a real life version of a tubby soijack with moobs and some of the other guys she's fucked aren't Chad Gods.

>casual hookups
That's fucking, youre just her cunt licker

Honestly though if you're such a fucking bitch to make post after post of dithering arguments against anonymous haters, you're absolutely too much of a bitch yo fuck her raw. Sorry. Hope her pussy tastes good at least

What can I say, I'm bored and a self loathing fuck with little self worth and esteem. Sometimes I seek out depressing shit to wallow in misery.

Crudely put, but whatever. What exactly is your other ride point other than stating what I am, a cunt licker, in yours eyes?

>chad
>chad
>soijack
>moobs
>chad gods
you're a walking meme kid. If you were half as handsom as you think she'd have fucked you, cunt licker

I'd say I'm handsome (got a bucket list of evidence) but unattractive cause I'm such a spergy autistic fuck with bad body language, low self esteem, etc. which are massive turn offs.

Post body

I wrote handsome, as in face. Won't post that cause I am not having my face associated with my posts and risk being meme'd. Body... eh, it's not shitty but it's nothing to write home about. Closest to the far left in pic related. Broad shoudlers a, v taper, etc. but not great definition or anything. Was to blase with my calories. Figured out my maintenance, realised throughout summer I was eating at that so no big muscles gains or fat loss. Only mini cut right now. Still better than some of the skinny faggots I've seen with no shoulders or biceps.

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Sounds like you should proposition to let her lock your dick in a cage as you watch her fuck more virile Chads. Unironically, like you should legitimately submit yourself to this lifestyle and enjoy yourself to your fullest

>it's an user that'll jump at projecting cuck fantasies

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Fuck yeah, I love being a cuck

Seeing as I don't have said fantasies, keep them to your containment board or threads.

>faggot brackets
why do you reddit cucks come here? you're fit to lick cunt but not fuck. she's going to turn you down when when beg to be her boyfriend, she's already got someone to fuck.

Lars and the Real Girl is a pretty risky pick..

go back tourist.