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>not "engayge"
ya dun goofed
that's one of my favorite episodes
'Cause you know in the old days
They couldn't say the shit they wanted to say
They had to fake fandoms and shit
We can tell niggas today:
"Hey, DS9 sucks, mothafucka!”
DS9 really sucks, I hate it (I hate it)
DS9 really sucks, I hate it (I hate it)
DS9 really sucks, I hate it (I hate it)
The fans are all dorks, McLovin (dork McLovin ooh, ooh, ooh)
I just pulled up in a cloaked warbird (Ghost)
Blew that bitch up out the station
Then I fucked up the Dominion
All those bitches don't know nothin' (uh-uh, woo)
And my niggas gettin' ignorant
Like a fire, bitch, you ignant (ignant, yeah)
All these posts in these threads
Got them DS9fags all wishin'
That the hate isn't legit
Ooh, fuck, what's the time? (where we at?)
Me and Worf be sippin' drank (Purpp!)
With good luck he got out fine
DS9 really sucks, I hate it (I hate it, poop!)
DS9 really sucks, I hate it (I hate it)
When the first time they ask you if you want Star Wars or Trek?
Why you tryna act like you wasn't watchin' Star Wars 'fore you came in here?
You're such a fuckin' B—
You're a dumb fuck and DS9 sucks (whoop!)
You're a dumb fuck and DS9 sucks (whoop!)
You're a dumb fuck and DS9 sucks (whoop!)
You're a dumb fuck and DS9 sucks (whoop!)
You're a dumb fuck and DS9 sucks
The writing? It sucked, made for dumb fucks
You can argue it, I'll make you feel dumb
How they call it "Trek"? The writers slipped up
DS9 sucks, It's inappropriate
Lame ass stories, Don't like that bullshit
Don't want to hear more shit, I like the real shit
Send me a real ship, you triflin' ho bitch (bitch, bitch, bitch)
which
is best trek
seriously though, how many dicks do you think patrick has sucked? I reckon it’s 4 (not counting ian mckellan’s because that would be like sucking yourself)
Why did the last few /trek/ die?
The last one got zero replies and the one before that (which was an STD thread) died at around 200 posts.
TNG. Then massive power gap then DS9.
TNG is a fucking sleeping aid. Not saying it's total shit but it's boring, later season DS9 is objectively the best Trek.
>DS9
I've counted three occassions so far in TNG where someone said "drinks are on me" despite the fact that no money exists within the Federation. It can't just be a simple mistake if it happened more than once.
>yeah but that was a fake picard
Then why were the crew happy to hear it? Shouldn't they have been concerned?
it's not boring, it's just extremely comfy
what do you think her farts smell like bros?
TOS > TNG >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> irrelevant shit
*ahem*
Voyager is comfy.
coffee shits
this
>year of hell
>comfy
Coffee. Black.
>It’s another holodeck episode
Pass
The only threads that, for the most part, actually talk about the subject of the thread.
For the most part it's pretty comfy.
Picard calls Wesley to the ready room. Data is present.
>Wesley you have violated the prime directive for the last time, it's time for some hard discipline.
Picard undoes his starfleet uniform as Wesley begins to cry.
>NO STOP YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
Picard now fully nude reveals an erect 13 inch penis as he begins to walk up to Wesley.
Wesley runs for the door but is blocked by Data.
>Mr. Data restrain him.
Data grabs hold of Wesley and brings him to the floor.
Picard rips Wesley's pants off and begins raping him in the ass.
This might be worse erotic fan-fiction I have ever read
Confession time. I’ve never watched a single episode of TOS.
God, that drink looks tasty about now. Why don't Trek's future drinks look future-y?
Wesley would never violate the Prime Directive cuz he a good boy, but Picard literally did violate it to save Wesley's life on that pleasure planet after he stepped into a garden or some shit.
Go watch it and have some fun, user. See what Star Trek is like when actual science fiction authors are hired to write scripts with no rules besides that the crew has to act within character.
I hate faggots who only stream trek or worse pirate trek instead of buying the dvds and blu rays because they are the ones responsible for us never getting DS9, and Voyager in HD. If everyone who loves Star Trek supported it everything would on blu ray by now.
Whoa Neelix, you can't just cite Nygean crime stats in the galley. Tuvok is standing right there.
DS9 and Enterprise.
Just a figure of speech man. They say shit like "oh my God" all the time despite being atheists
Voyagers>TNG>DS9>ENT>TOS
Wwitch voyager with tng and then enterprise and then switch ds9 with tos and you are correct
All night by the Zev Zev
All night by the Zev I lay
I found her tongue along my casing
Licking my dirt away
All year by the Zev Zev
All year by the Zev I lay
I found her fist jammed in my neck stalk
And pleaded for it to stay
All year by the Zev Zev
All year by the Zev I lay
I found her smile bathing my be
i want to shit on her face
...ing
Oh it should always be this way
>He's definitely hiding something and doesn't want us to know... but I can't tell what it is he is hiding.
t-thanks?
Fuck off, Thomas.
WTF did you just say about my Zev Zev?
Do you think she can sense Barclays arousal anytime he's near her? I feel like it would be grating being certain most of the crew wants to fuck you and secretly loathes you for being such a high ranking officer thats mostly useless
>I lose my sole advantage as a counselor through reading people's thoughts and now after dedicating my life to the study of Psychology, xenobiology, xenolinguistics, negotiating and diplomacy and I must quit and find a new path in life despite thousands of other people in my job being successful with out my gift
Shut up Princess.
i piss and shit on zev
I like star trek but I like spending time with my irl friends better.
Who are you trying to fool
I LIKE STAR TREK but i like playing fallout 76 with my discord buddies better
I just got a bloodied explosive handmade and its epic
I'm never buying another game of yours, Todd... unless it is 75% off in a summer sale and single-player.
Happy Caturday, /trek/.
Thank you.
I-it's my birthday, /trek/...
I'm not in the mood.
tfw no cosplaying star trek gf
fuck her quivering ass while she gets canon wrong.
Happy birthday
/trek/bro
I've been a wild /trekker/ for many a year!
I've posted alone, drinking whiskey and beer!
But now I'm returning with memes in great store!
And I swear I will play the shitposter no more!
And it's no, nay, never *beep bop beep beeeep*
No, nay, never, no mooooore!
Will I play the shitposter, no never, no more!
thank you, bro!
amerimutt zoomer detected. do you need explosions and "cool" dialogue to keep you hooked, mutt?
"Whispers" was a pretty good episode, but ends way too quickly after the climatic plot reveal. We don't get to see the implications of the fake but totally real O'brien
make make make it so
you post without text and not helping the debatres
great post
no.
How do your irl friends feel about you liking star trek?
I have only one friend and he's trying to watch TOS first, met him from Yea Forums but he literally lives 10 minutes away and we went to the same high school.
>met him from Yea Forums
/soc/?
/r9k/ map thread 5 years ago
What's he like?
Stop talking about having friends, please...
For me, it's Samaritan Snare.
For me, it's Balance of Terror.
For me, it's you_________________
APOLOGIZE
TAS is shit, does anyone unironically disagree with this?
Yes, I had fun. It was much less boring than Enterprise, which was the series I watched before TAS.
see show
The big problem with it for me is that it's boring as fuck because it feels so stale.
It has its moments...
It can't be boring because the episodes end too quickly for it to become boring.
Spock is a walking contradiction. He claims to be a logical being, and also claims to be fully Vulcan and disavow his Human part. This is clearly an illogical claim.
Fuuuu you degenerate waste of skin, and bones!
Zev Zev is everything!
could be. for someone who only did six (?) episodes she sure as hell managed to leave an impression
>ywn be friends irl with VF and BF and get invited to their pegging sessions
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, user!!!
/trek/, Mr. Howard has arrived.
>For me, it's Future Guy.
Future Guy was Sam Beckett.
Y'know /trek/, I have diabeetus. (taps belly) These are m' testin' supplies. I check my blood sugar an' i check it offen. Liberty Medical makes sure I have what I need, when I need it, even out here in deep space. Liberty makes it easy with no paperwork, and your supplies are delivered right t' your transporter pad. So check your blood sugar as offen as y' should, and send a subspace message to Liberty. They can help ya live a better life.
I want Dr Crusher to shit in my mouth
YO WAY YO
Gayest, you say?
me on the left
For a gay guy, Bashir sure was in love with Dax. And for a gay guy, Garak sure was in love with Ziyal. It's almost like they weren't gay but that's impossible.
Bisexuality exists, lol.
He is absolutely drinking a onions-based beverage
Yeah, of course. It's just a little weird that Garak interacted with everyone else the same way he interacted with Julian. Maybe that was just his manner, or something. But nah, that's impossible. They were totally bisexual.
Just like Kirk and Spock, Julian and Miles, Miles and Worf, Kirk and McCoy, and Geordi and Data.
Settle down, retard. People can ship any characters they want. Sorry if that sets off your autism, but it ain't changing.
Miles and Worf were fucking?
They gay as shit.
Imagine the smell
>And for a gay guy, Garak sure was in love with Ziyal.
He tolerated her, nothing more.
the cum on their sheets smells like a beef and potato stew
>i'm the one sperging out
lmao @ ur delusion
And yes, you can ship whoever you want as long as you admit that it's just shipping, meaning that you're the one actively projecting your shipping onto them. But anything beyond that is just a little sad.
>believing what the actors say about their characters
I, too, agreed with Patrick Stewart that Picard worked best as an action hero, fighting and fucking his way across the stars.
>an action hero, fighting and fucking his way across the stars
I want that on my grave
>lmao
>@
>ur
Oh, you're reddit. Sorry for engaging you like a human.
>he's too new to remember this
Oof. You're dismissed, user. Back to r/DaystromInstitute
Fuck you
>your
Nice try. Still here. Make me leave, faggot.
I don't really want you to leave, user. You can't leave, in fact. You're here forever just like the rest of us and I'll be telling you that you're wrong forever.
It was a discount Die Hard knockoff. A fun one though.
>post in /trek/
>leave to play video games
>come back
>have plentiful (You)s
epic gamer moment
>new
>here forever
Embarrassing. Try again.
Bisexual, but Miles is full blown gay for Jules.
>resorting to gifs
Try again.
>post in /trek/
>leave to watch trek
>come back
>have no (You)s
epic /trek/ moment
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much did Q want to suck Picard's dick?
Akoochimoya, this user has strayed far from the autism of his ancestors.
Still here. Try again.
Couldn't Q just wink another Picard into existence and turn him into his sex slave?
What's the gayest thing about Star Trek?
>can't Q just turn invisible and watch Picard jerk off
It's not the same if not real.
Fuck that's based
I love you
It would only be an illusion. Q cannot create.
11
>leave /trek/
>post on my blog
>get flamed by a Zeta apologist because I dared to criticize Zeta
>come back to /trek/ because I finally accept the truth, there's no escaping BF
The BF is everywhere!
Cats are gay.
Link blog
Wait, if Star Trek is so gay, does that mean I'm gay too? I do hate women but I just can't seem to get into cock. What can I do, anons?
not an epic gamer moment at all t b h
fuck Geordie
I got enough game to talking Dr. Brahms into a 3-way her holographic doppelganger
fuck Geordie
so lame
Q wanted the real thing
I know everything after ToS is technically a spin off, but DS9 is best viewed as spin off of TNG specifically. I saw someone once call DS9 a 'companion piece' to TNG, and desu that sums it up perfectly.
this is who that show is for
Pump it and dump it famalam. Or, maybe you're a bottom. Try shoving things up YOUR bottom until you enjoy it. Maybe stimulating your prostate will be kind of enjoyable.
Sell your sperm and send your incel seed into the future
Nope, nope. Didn't like that at all.
Whoa whoa whoa, I'm not an incel, user. I enjoy the hunt, chasing after a woman. It's just everything after you have sex with them for the first time that I hate.
Famke for best Star Trek girl
Shut up incel
>Nope, nope. Didn't like that at all.
Do it UNTIL you enjoy it. That means again and again.
You can remove Star Trek from that sentence and it still works
>Whoa whoa whoa, I'm not an incel
that's exactly what an incel would say.
Incels always out themselves
Well, a couple of guys online called me an incel so I guess I am one now, forever. Damn, this sucks. I feel myself getting more conservative with every passing minute.
Crawl back into your cave, incel. You don't deserve to bask in the light of this thread.
yikes what a cringe attempt at a sarcastic comment
dont you have a vaping protest to go to?
Now here's some premium incel talk.
You should probably just kill yourself. There's no going back.
Why do incels always try to sound sarcastic?
we are giving this incel waaaaaay too many (You)s
lets do what the rest of society does and just ignore his fagginess and leave him to his inceldom
Despite being only 13% of the population... Aghhh
Suicide rate of transgenders over 50%
tfw no girlfriend
AGHHHH IM GONNA COOOOOOOM INSIDE COLONEL KIRA'S BRAPPERRRRR
>pretending you aren't an incel
it's just never pretty is it
Have sex, like holy shit.
I was there the day moot made Yea Forums, and boy this is the most incel post I've ever seen
I was there the first day the internet was started, and is the most incel post I've ever seen.
DS9
see
no way, that's the brown trek
>all these (You)s
I'm rock hard, not gonna lie. Thanks, based /trek/ bros.
We all know that incels can't get rock hard, user.
ok, now imagine that feeling times a million
that's what having sex is like!
I lived through two World Wars and is the most incel post I've ever seen.
>dont you have a vaping protest to go to?
vapers rise up!
>It really is a good replica... the aroma's starting to grow on me. For a moment there I almost forgot it wasn't the real thing.
Why is DS9 so fucking kino?
DS9 is, without a doubt, the best Star Trek of all time. TOS and TNG look like shit by comparison and ENT? Well, that's not even worth mentioning.
Well now I don't want to bully the TNGbros, but it really is hard to compete with the best.
literally mfw /trek/
Guys, I got a spell put on me today that makes me speak the absolute inarguable truth.
DS9 and TOS are the only good Star Treks. DS9 is actually good and TOS is corny fun. The rest are either boring with no sense of progression, or STD (shit).
DS9cels get teh rope
The only people that don't love DS9 are incels, like this guy
>It's a post-pregnancy Kira's puffy nips are still ENGORGED with milk episode
Remember when Scotty was possessed by Jack the Ripper and killed 3 women?
TOS is so dumb
>it's ANOTHER class-M planet similar to Earth episode
>no u incel
that's exactly what a coom brain'd incel would retort
Only an incel would hate on Voyager.
What do you hate about DS9? Too many strong women for you? That's a very incel mindset.
Neutral party here, I've analyzed both your arguments and I'm afraid it looks like you're on the losing side here, sorry incel.
Who are the strong female characters on DS9? Kira can't stand in a queue behind two people without losing her cool, Jadzia and Leeta just leave a snail trail for beta orbiters to follow and Erzi is a clueless tween.
*breathes into your incel mouth*
imagine being a fan of DS9 lol
That's the weakest attempt to paint Kira as anything but a strong woman that I've ever seen. Nice try, incel, but nobody's buying it.
Who's the strongest female in Star Trek?
Give an example of Kira's strength. Bombing Cardassian civilians doesn't count.
Let's see, who did TNG have..
Counselor Troi, a pair of tits whose only purpose was to spread her legs for any alien life-form that wanted to procreate
Doctor Crusher, a pair of tits whose only purpose was doling out injections and sympathizing with terrorists
Tasha Yar, a pair of tits that didn't last two seasons, most notable accomplishments being rape gangs and "fucked an android".
And that's it.
Funny enough TNG did have Dr Pulaski briefly, who was actually a good character, but it just goes to show you how much they couldn't get their shit together as they got rid of her to bring back the second pair of tits again.
Kira never even considered Odo as a romantic interest until she realized he had been stalking her for half a decade. Acting like a bitch isn't strength.
Right here, my child.
>terraforms your shithole planet
Should I feel bad that 90% of my posts this thread have been bait to make the ds9sucksfag sperg out?
Kira displays emotional fortitude when she endures the rantings of a suspected Cardassian mass murderer only to realize he was lying about his past out of shame and guilt, and comes to understand that revenge against their race as a whole is not the way forward.
That's one example, I can give you dozens more but one is already more spoonfeeding than you deserve, you can research the rest yourself.
>Tardigrade suit dismissed.
WELP.
Is there a point to that word salad?
One of the things that makes DS9 great is it's not afraid to have strong complex female characters who are actually bad or flawed people.
>commits crimes against the Federation to support her humanitarian beliefs
>is apprehended and does her time
>works to redeem herself afterwards
Probably the best black female character in the franchise (it sure ain't Guinan).
Just watched ENT: S02E13: Dawn
Terrible episode. It's like a shippy ripoff of TNG: S05E02: Darmok (which is one of my absolute favourite TNG episodes) with some TOS: S01E19: Arena thrown in.
Guinan's not black, she's El-Aurian
It's a shame the power and mystery of her race was always heavily alluded to but the most we ever saw her do was make spooky hand gestures at Q.
Actually I like Guinan, she's comfy af, just not a very well fleshed out character.
guys, star trek is fucking based
I don't know what that even means
Heck yea
Why was the Picard maneuver so effective?
Ballin
A based show
Super neat
Eats ass in the good way
Definitely fucking based
its literally the other way around, incel
all he has to do is say "ds9 sucks" and you sperg out and samefag reasons why you think its so great
nice job being autistic
Just because you samefag religiously doesn't mean that everyone else does, user. Get help. Also, DS9 is good, incel.
>replying to yourself
You know you have the posting style of a 5-year old right
it's really obvious
It's not though.
>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SAY DS9 SUCKS I WILL SHOW YOU WHY IT'S GOOD
If you're going to accuse every post of samefagging, it might be time to move on from anonymous boards
>612-6125894_127-kb-png-onions-boy-wojak-transparent-png.png.jpg
There really was a lot of subtle 90s homoeroticism around Garak, Julian, and Miles..
It still is funny how quick they dropped Bashir "persuing" Dax as soon as his routine lunches and holosuite sessions with Garak and Miles began.
>every post
No, just the really obvious ones, bucko.
Now THAT's a reaction pic.
Hoshi
>NOW THAT'S A REACTION PIC
What's eating ass in the bad way?
knife and fork
>1515888499.jpg
>maybe i'll just randomly start typing some numbers starting with 15 to make it look like im not a tourist
>fuck i dont know how many digits to use
>well this is good enough, they'll never notice
>I'm a Yea Forums veteran, bucko!
ok
>FILE NAMES
>tHrEaD cUlTuRe
................
wow.........
>one reply isn't enough
>im so mad that im going to reply to the same post over and over again
>that'll show em
DS9 is my favourite Star Trek series.
this
woooow this is really happening
>LOOK WE ALL THINK DS9 IS THE GREATEST. WE COULDN'T ALL BE WRONG!?!
Based Nimoy
too much of a coward to say this in the discord?
>too much of a coward to say this in the discord?
what happened on holodeck 4?
I was with Honorius when Visigoths sacked Rome and # is the most incel post I've ever seen.
>TOS is so dumb
But that's why we love it.
Honorius was a fag, only Stilicho could've saved Rome.
you've always been a coward and an incel
I like having you around in here, ds9sucksfag. It's good to have a normie Yea Forums user in /trek/ to remind us how things are outside of our hallowed walls.
So many missed opportunities. We never got Viking Earth, King Arthur Earth, Kung-Fu Earth, or Ancient Egypt Earth.
this is a nice thread
>snail trail
Disgusting. Women are horrifying creatures.
>you've always been a coward and an incel
Looks comfy as fuck. Would rub bellies with Admiral Ross.
Fuck you
It's like DS9fags suffer from some sort of head injury.
LOL this made me laugh for reals
Fuck you
>dukat did nothing wrong kek DS9 best trek
Based 'Fuck you' poster.
Fuck you
>Fuck you
>dukat did nothing wrong
based
Fuck you
Fuck you
why... or rather HOW am I so based? I walk to the beat of my own drum and frankly my dears I just don't give a damn. That's how.
>kirk and spock
those two were literally gay though
Who topped?
>I WILL SUBVERT YOUR POST AND PRETEND LIKE YOU AGREE WITH ME SO I WIN HAHAHAHA I WIN
Fuck you
Fuck you
>Fuck me. Please. I need sex.
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you bitch
captain jean luc picard of the USS Enterprise
captain jean luc picard of the USS Enterprise
make it so make it make it so
Fuck you
incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic
incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic
>DEEP SPACE NINE GOOD
It's because Sisko is black, isn't it?
Yes.
No it's because it sucks.
I'm glad that we can all agree that DS9 is good.
Sisko is the best captain, Kira is the best first officer, Miles is the best engineer, Julian is the best doctor, and Odo is undoubtedly the best security chief. Quark and Garak just add that extra special element that lifts the cast so far above any of the others.
>I'm glad that we can all agree that DS9 is good.
>Sisko is the best captain, Kira is the best first officer, Miles is the best engineer, Julian is the best doctor, and Odo is undoubtedly the best security chief. Quark and Garak just add that extra special element that lifts the cast so far above any of the others.
Man, Onions's really gettin' to ya, huh kid? You'd probably feel better if you got off the hormone treatments.
What? As a young black man, having an example like Benjamin Sisko was important to me growing up. It was a positive portrayal that we should all aspire to and it gave me hope.
Thats retarded. Geordi is better. Sisko was just an angry black man stereotype.
>Geordi
>The LITERAL, NON-FIGURATIVE incel
Lol
I had a feeling you hated DS9 because he was black buy this just confirms it. Pointing at Geordi and saying "but I like him" is like saying "I'm not racist, I've got one black friend!"
lol thanks for the laugh, for reals
aaahh shut up. you take shit way too serious and are way too sensitive
DS9 sucks, get over it
>Yea Forums ends in 2040
You heard it here first, gents.
The world premier of the very first Yea Forums league is today! Come see /trek/ play once again and hopefully not embarrass itself this time!
cytu dot be/r/tvleague
>pursuing the commander's mentor and confidant, who is referred to by him as "old man."
Do not shit where you eat.
>2019
>star trek
i'm high and that pic confused me for ages
I'm so fucking lonely
The Original series but trekkies don't have taste, so you won't hear that because it doesn't have the lore
Based I'm so fucking lonely poster
My brother was lonely and he shit himself to death
Sounds like he enjoyed DS9
He was sick all the time
make new thread
Fuck you
no I like this one
this will be the final thread
extinction thread
This'll be the last season.
you didn't really think /trek/ could last forever did you
nah there is way more trek to talk
It's always a little slow on the weekends.
there's nothing left to say
/trek/ is over
pay your respects it's time to say goodbye to /trek/
nobody made new thread
that's how /trek/ died
Shut up, ds9sucksfag. Nobody likes you. You don't bring any good memes and you talk like a fucking retard.
there used to be many posters
now there's just me waiting for the end
once a meme now just a memory
rip /trek/
no memes no frogs no charts
in the end there was only silence
oh dear
Maybe we'll see Sneed's Feed & Seed Earth in Picard.
the trek is over
was it DS9 that killed it?
new