Memri TV thread

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yes but even if it isn't, it's not impossible. you know talking heads openly call for genocide on the arabic al jazeera

Hmmm, makes you think

Apparently Memri Tv is funded by an Israeli organization in attempt to show off various Islamist peoples as dumb inbreds but they just come off as funny through translations.

This guy may be on to something

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Yes they are real, it should be noted however that Memri is run by a guy who is an ex colonel in the Israeli military intelligence. They find the most extreme, insane muslim clips (the equivalent of the people who say shit like hurricanes are gods punishment for faggotry) and broadcast them.

By Allah, that 1 Bitcoin baby is an Albanian

Has he not heard of Israel?

still can't believe they'd kill off farfour like that

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Does Jordan Peterson steal content from muslims?

>With all due respect, the international treaties are worthless
Absolutely based

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the 52nd state?

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Isreal always has someone work with (for) them or they use ambush or covert tactics which Muslims see as being dishonorable.

They don't take anyone head on.

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Muddying the waters desu, they make numerous good points and observations.

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HOW DID HE OBTAIN THAT PINEAPPLE?
THROUGH JIHAD!

It's like a massive subtitle fan group got a 501(c) type 3 and decided to subtitle the most daft shite from dirt countries for us

fucking lmao

absolutely fucking based

And yet Memri tv is owned by jews. Really makes you think

destroyed

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centres_in_Bahrain

>Apparently Memri Tv is funded by an Israeli organization in attempt to show off various Islamist peoples as dumb

They are pretty successful with that from my point of view.

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On the other hand, some Islamic scholars are very positive of spongebob.

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The mickey mouse one gets me every time.

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I miss Nagash

I like the one where the crab is a Jew.

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so it's a psy-op?
cool

Memri TV is literally owned by Israelis

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Maybe you should personally ask official Arabic and Persian Channels to stop giving MEMRI a source material. Even Muslims don't give a shit about MEMRI and just continue what they always do.

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I'm fully aware this is Mossad propaganda, but still all what's said there is a real belief for significant number of muslims

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That's not even true. The vast majority of the clips is insane in a much more mundane way than the clips posted here. Just very strong antisemitism and anti-American vibes.

Sisko?

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Most of them are based, wish we had such freedom of speey on TV

'ey I know, I have heard about it.

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Iran >>>>>>> KSA >>>>>>>>Izrael

A lot of these people are Jews acting as Muslims for Mossad

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Propaganda isn’t necessarily untrue

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>carried out by Hitler or whoever
based and redpilled

Iran=Israel>>>>KSA

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>implying the jews and muslims are any different.

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What about the hebrew tribes versus everyone else in that area?

Jews.

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Okay, Ahmed.

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Literlaly untrue. All the clips are from muslim channels. Some of the channels are actually big and some of the photos here are from the biggest Egyptian channel while some of the photos are from joke channels that one actually watches. But they're all real muslim channels.

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People hate him because he'a telling the truth.

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why are moslems so good at ruthless banter?

d e v i l i s h

based imam btfoing thots

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>corpses of *humans* and shattered bones of *jews*
subtle

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This is your average Arabic kids show.

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convert all the weeb neets to islam to turn them into productive, masculine men NOW

What's the deal with muslims and Albania. It's mostly a muslim country.

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From what muslim country is that from? Both women don't even wear hijabs.

Egypt probably

wtf bros that story isn't true r-right?

What I feel about western journalism nowadays.

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>that last panel

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keked and checked

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Do you literally not know how to use google? The channel name is right there.

Skanderbeg assraped them so hard that they are still seething 600 years later.

>Literally run by an Israeli spook for the purpose of controlling the narrative on middle east international relations
Can't even make this shit up.

Arabs have the most retarded brand of islam that they try to export to post ist countries, but its not taking well bc communism was too based and europe is too close, so the monkeys seethe.

the translations are sometimes not done the "diplomatic" way but in general its somewhat accurate (at least the 3-4 examples i managed to find the original online where)
its just that arabs absolutely HAAAAAATE eachother and arent afraid to say it and thats a good thing

Unironically redpilled.

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I did, all the result I got was Devil May Cry games.

this desu

now and then you get a gem but most of it is the arab version of /pol/ threads

why am i not surprised the saudis would get an african to work as an executioner?

Farfur did nothing wrong

how can one woman be so based

they want to highlight muslim stupidity but unintentionally ended up redpilling the shit out of anybody who watches it

DELET THIS

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Pure redpills

Now that's just mean

The ancient Jews defeated the Roman Empire multiple times, there debunked.

Saudi Arabia BTFO

>The ruling elite of the Khazars was said by Judah Halevi and Abraham ibn Daud to have converted to Rabbinic Judaism in the 8th century

these threads mostly agree with what they say, even though we laugh, you have nothing to worry about

The romans literally dismantled jews

This is unironically accurate, though. It's how outside money worms into governments.

>iran sent a monkey to the moon
?????

accurate based and redpilled

why is Yea Forums so based and smart?

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They put a monkey in a rocket and launched it into space

Israel gets America to do 90% of it's dirty work. And for the rest, they use the Ethiopian Jews (blacks) and Arabs in their country. One of the biggest debates in Israel right now is whether or not Orthodox Jews should be conscripted. They absolutely hate fighting their own wars.

>when you finally hit 300 engineering

I go to Yea Forums to get inspired and make a list of philosophies, authors, and books I never explore

good lord, I can't handle any more
Did Saudi fucking shits ever recover?

this one is my favorite
he looks so happy and serene

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The Romans dismantled everyone

Extremely endgame tier redpilled

based unfuckable redpill woman

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Are you implying that natural disasters are not the outpouring of God's wrath? If I were God I would tear this world asunder. Fuck this gay Earth.

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What did he mean by this?

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based /sci/ is so smart

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The translations are exaggerated on purpose to make them seem more radical. More

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Favorite

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>presented by the Democratic Club
I love that clip.

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German friend went diving in Egypt. Old boat captain found out he was german and took an instant liking to him. Thanked him for Hitler, unironically.
Friend couldn't wrap his head around the strangeness of the situation.

What do muzzies have against albanians? Granted I don't know any albanians, but I'll assume they're cunts anyway to be safe.

Oy vey, someone needs to shuts this down

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I thought they didn't have satan?

Based

what about all the bombings and beheadings, are they exaggerated to make they sound more radical?

Well, you thought wrong

Memri is a mosaadd affiliated channel that aggregates muslim TV shows, subtitles them and then uses it to depict the stupidity and absurdity of muslims.
What you're seeing is deliberate.
There'll be no "shutting down" here.

lel
what does the adulterated bombing or beheading even look like?
Joos 1, buttblasted Mudslimes 0

I don't get it either. It's a tiny country with the population the size of a city, at this point it's like hating Andorrans.

The 2nd one is fake but the original is even more hilarious.
Here is the original video.
youtube.com/watch?v=pFsqYVfjAT8

If the intent of Memri is to make me dislike Muslims, it has failed spectacularly.

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Make this thread on int too

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true gamer moment

kekd//

thank you Allah

>that one where a guy keeps prank calling a cooking show and mocking Sunnis

they honestly just come across as being very based

Wish I could pull off this look honestly

its a board with a higher than normal amount of women, apparently. as a result a lot of them are unironically communists and other gay shit. a lot of Yea Forums would be beheaded by memri tv.

>actually browsing Yea Forums
>"i-i don't really, i only browse it ironically"

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Well, now he’s part of the SSNP.
Pray for Farfur you guys!!

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r.i.p my nigga farfour!
FREE PALESTINE!

Why do western right wingers now like these extremist muslims?

>extremist
The average muslim fucking hate the Jews and Israel.

Wait, is this real?

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The average muslim hates everything. Muslim extremists have picked fights with every religion and every country.

They still hate Jews the most.

not a very nice thing to call their own astronauts

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Yes nigga... after being tortured by the Israelis, he finally realized that the only way to fight back was to establish Greater Syria by means of social nationalism

ALLAH SOURIA FARFOUR W BASS

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I fucking love Memri TV, it's an endless cornucopia of hilarious screencaps. Truly the best thing muslims invented since the number 0.

Absolutely. Just saying, Muslims pick fights with everyone.

by being iranian

he is ”ex” mossad. mossad officers never actually retire

that's a little mean to be quite honest

>ancient Jews
Jew is a word that first appeared in the King James Bible. It is derived from the word Idu, or Idumean. Idumean means Edomite. The last king of Israel, John Hyrcanus, conquered the Edomites and made them convert. They started to outnumber Judahites (Israelites) and take over religion, changing things. King Herods father was named Antipater the Idumaean. Herod had a Judahite mother, so he changed the law of Israelite heritage to make it so that it was maternal, conveniently for him. Jew is a modernized word for Edomite, and the Edomites had to Association and Israel after Esau started fighting Jacob. He mixed any Canaanites and Phoenicians.

>You brought it upon yourself.

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Albanian Muslims drink alcohol in their homes because Allah can't see them, that's their belief and probably the most offensive to the rest of the Muslim world

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That's what almost all male muslims outside of ISIS do and a good part of ISIS does that too.

I don't believe that. Much of the Muslim world has not had alcohol available for centuries. Albania is a little different because they were originally European Christians who drank. They are the more recent converts. Alcohol like rakija is a huge thing in the balkans

for some reason I felt inspired today

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memri legit is pure kino muslim TV
i wish there was a book with all the best quotes

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>Arabs say retarded shit and chimp out on live TV
>Jews record it and translate for the westerners
>Don't even need to change anything
Those terrible Jews, exposing how Arabs are making fools of themselves. How devilish!

Certain parts of the muslim world have sects that are less severe about alcohol consumption, Central Asia immediately comes to mind, and there are several breweries in Egypt as well

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That and the Moonlight Butterfly

one of the classics

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>Drone strikes are direct confrontation

nigga please

Jews and Muslims are just pallette swapped semites except certain Jews are more intelligent due to stealing central asian and eastern euro DNA (what's the difference anyway lel)

>six-day war had drones

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PERSIAN PAIN

they have nothing against albania. the story is that guy in the picture is a shiite, and he is talking about Al-Albani, A famous sunni scholar. it's an example of memris mistranslation

Wtf are you talking about they were occupying Israel before Christ was even born

Muslims not drinking alcohol is like Christians not watching porn. Everyone says they don't do it, but they do

>bombed a US warship as a false flag attack to draw them into the war

Yeah Jews are really brave honourable fighters.

Is that Arab Jordan Peterson?

6 days war
yom kippur war
1948 arab-israeli war
krav maga

>Christ
>born

>t. Christian Yank
Most Muslims take halal/haram pretty seriously

>Truly the best thing muslims invented
It's Israelis.
>since the number 0.
It's Indians.

Azeris drink alcohol when not in a Muslim country, because "it doesn't count if it's in an infidel land".

lol no. Peasants in remote villages maybe, but "modern" urban muslims are like everyone, hypocrites.

>The ancient Jews defeated the Roman Empire

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they like sniping protesters

This is like that scene where Gandalf goes through the archives to read about the One Ring.

one billion keks

Based, will the west ever degenerate them?

Probably because one of the strictest scholars last 100 years was a famous Albanian scholar named Nasruddin Al Albanee. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_Nasiruddin_al-Albani

He was one of the most influential scholars and his books are widely read by other scholars because he knew a lot about hadith.

If Memri TV is run by Jews with goal to tarnish reputation of Muslims i think they failed hard.
Normalfags are way too brainwashed to hate them and ultra right like me only like them more.

So it's either those jews are dumb or they are actually aiming at ultra right to make us hate sand niggers less?

based Persians putting S*udi filth in the gutter where they belong

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Fucking based.

"Welcome to our show, which will deal with wife-beating."

jesus fucking christ I can't take it anymore

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'no'

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i want to eat her asshole i believe the moans would be godly

What in the fuck do they hope to accomplish pranking some of the most volatile people on earth? I thought the woman was gonna detonate bombs under her clothes.

No they don't. They only do it in the face of obnoxious westerners to be annoying "DO YOU SERVE HALAL?" while not having a problem with using accounts at banks that have compound interest

ironic that shia are the only ones not working with the kikes

Lol Jews just repeated the cycle of attacking civilians and committing massacres then suffering crushing military defeats once legions came to shitstomp them. In fact The emperor Hadrian put them in their place so hard that upon his mention they say “Hadrian May his bones be crushed”. Which is them being salty about punishment for being savages killing innocents. They never recovered from this as stale until modern times

youtube.com/watch?v=u-xYG6DTedo

wew lad

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who is this based woman

this is still the best one imo

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Thank you knowledge bro

>Imperishable Night.jpg

holy shit this woman dropped the truth on live tv

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israeli propaganda tv, with inaccurate translations of cherry picked videos.

it's funny though and unironically has some redpills

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Jinpachi?

Seethe ahmed

And eat less food

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Holy shit this one is actually real.
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This guy is basically a carbon copy of total biscuit what the fuck

what the fuck do I care? you think anyone who speaks the truth on kikes is an arab? lmao

>tfw you think some Muslim practices and beliefs are actually pretty based
If they would just calm down with the jihads and the beheadings

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I fucking love how Shias and Sunnis hate each other as much as they hate Jews

what? sunnis are all working with israel. Shia are the only ones with integrity

israelis aren't jews

>if you don’t like Israel you’re a muslim
Lol no I’m a European. I retain the right to hate jews

based

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Oh god funniest thing I have heard all day

Christ these threads NEVER fail to get me rolling around laughing

Yup, much like the nazi propaganda about the link between Jews and communism.

Muslims would kill each other first before they can set foot on Israel.

kekistani meme lord shit doesn’t make you “ultra right” retard