How does metal stop a laser?

>how does something hot enough to go through magic space steel and cut of limbs to immediate cauterization not blind you and/or melt your skin of along with everyone in a 10 meter radius
Imagine not being able to understand basic fantasy sci-fi.

man what if a drop of molten door got on your shoe, you'd have to cancel the mission

How can sabers melt anything? They are made out of the same stuff as Cyclops' eyes.

Why does it stab in like butter but then it's hard to cut laterally? The laser should have uniform "sharpness".

*off

Different levels of capability. Force pull/push is like a muscle, you work it and its gets bigger, but some people just have bigger muscles in general. The door required a lot of muscle to open, or it just wasn't worth the expended energy to do so.

>why do different metals melt at different temperatures
GEE user, I DONT KNOW

Is he a heavy metal worker?

fantasy sci-fi is an oxymoron. And being fantasy doesn't excuse basic logic unless you create rules to the contrary.

autistic reddit faggot

there are super metals in Star Wars that can survive direct blasts from either Death Star, and the metal around in that area is meant to hold up to starship fire
neither of those two are Consular, they're Guardians, and Qui-Gon is one of the best

Have you literally never used a drill?
A LOT fucking easier to make a hole than trying to make a straight line with the same bit.
>inb4 it's not a rotating dri-
Kys, pls.

In Lucas Lore™ the lightsaber is stronger than the force as implied by Yoda and Dooku's battle. "It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force but by our skills with a lightsaber." EU/Legends Jedi and Sith could totally do that but Lucas has a lightsaber fetish.

The problem with lightsaber in combat in general is that they treat it like its a sword when it can do so much more with techniques.

Also, have you ever stabbed a knife into butter and then tried to cut it? It's kind of hard.

high thermal diffusivity

a lightsaber is only stronger when both are skilled in the force because they can effectively cancel each other's powers
a sith master could force choke out a sith apprentice

Even at 11 years old when I saw Yoda use a lightsaber I was like "oh, Yoda is gonna fight with a lightsaber... that doesn't make sense".

Lucas needed to make a rule that the lightsaber can cut through the force/block it.

Yeah I forgot about the second set of doors. Remembered the scene wrong.

>fantasy sci-fi is an oxymoron
It's not. The fi stands for fiction.
>doesn't excuse basic logic unless you create rules to the contrary
There are rules, some sort of magic space tech involving crystals is making an unbelievably hot plasma sword that can cut through almost anything, but somehow doesn't burn your hands/face off or blind you when you're holding it like a sword.
Go back to film school, Ryan.
And I know you think your name is with an I, but it's not.

So you determine equal force ability by how much rock a person can lift/throw? Can't the force do way more than just that?

>Take blacksmithing, 100 level class
>be holding in your bare hand a red hot iron that’s 1400 degrees
>ppl standing 6 feet away feel the radiant heat immediately
>your hand is a foot away from the molten orange iron
>you point to the flaky scale on it with your other finger, an inch from molten metal
>do not get burned
>do not spontaneously combust
>do not get dick sucked by every hot tranny within dick-sucking range
>just proceed as normal
>bc what is thermal conductivity of materials
>for 100, alex

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>Lucas has a lightsaber fetish
Or he likes old sword fights and wants them in his movies.

THE ABSOLUTE RETARD
its ok user, we all make mistakes, no one is perfect.

The idea was supposed to be that the lightsaber is a weapon for those who haven't mastered the force. Yoda and The Emperor do not have lightsabers in the old trilogy. Palpatine himself calls it a "Jedi weapon" mockingly. This is subsequently retconned by the prequels.

Based Scene. Basically Lucas was setting up the Jedi as monsters, subtly.
It mirrors the scene in Forbidden Planet when the monster id melts thru the door.

the force can rend entire planetary systems by bending time and space, which is canon and not legends
the force is everything, so when you get two people that can manipulate that everything even if one can do it slightly better than the other effectively nothing because the other person can just impede you
that's why they're trained in both, but Consulars focus almost only on the force while Guardians focus almost solely on the lightsaber

Calm down buddy, you might need to go to bed soon cause you sound cranky. Generally science fiction tries to base itself off of actually science to create a sense of realism while fantasy is total... fantasy. Which is why I said fantasy sci-fi is an oxymoron, but if that upsets you then okay you are right. Here have a cookie.

Lucas is sort of like Stalin isn't he with his recons. The prequels also fucked up the EU stuff. I think Lucas hated Star Wars cause he couldn't do anything else.

>fantasy sci-fi is an oxymoron
>It's not. The fi stands for fiction

he said, going out of his way to avoid the problem and the point entirely.

Sci - Science
Fi - Fiction
Fant - Fantasy

There’s no science in fantasy, bc moviegoing Americans are scientifically illiterate hayseed retards. Always have been. If you can science, you can read, and if you can read, why the fuck would you sit through these shitty movies? You don’t, generally.

>drill

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>its an user has a fit of autism while posting post

>the force can rend entire planetary systems by bending time and space, which is canon and not legends
Do not bring the Ones into this, they were retarded.
>he force is everything, so when you get two people that can manipulate that everything even if one can do it slightly better than the other effectively nothing because the other person can just impede you
I don't think they can manipulate everything. There is some limit to it.

We made the atomic bomb shut up or we kill you.

Lucas always hated Star Wars since the studios took control of it from him in ep 4, when he wanted to make Han Solo a green reptile and the studio wanted to not lose its shirt and go out of business on a disastrous circus of mental retardation

I don't think he always hated it but the prequels were showed he didn't put as much effort into it. And his reediting of the original films.

>Do not bring the Ones into this, they were retarded.
I'm talking about Sheev, and even then time travel, planetary destruction, and bringing people back to like is all canon
>There is some limit to it.
there is actually literally explicitly no limit to it because Whills, and even prior to that in Legends there was a whole planet-eating Sith demon, but that was the strongest force entity at the time

>same stuff as Cyclops' eyes.
Contrary to popular belief Cyclops doesn't shoot lasers out his eyes, it's described as "Concusive force" it's like getting punched and less like getting melted.

You didn’t make shit, the scientists who can read and don’t sit through stupid movies did.

the thing about lucas is he is the kind of guy who needs to be reigned in. he has extreme autism, and needed his autism wranglers (his now ex-wife, and that producer from fox) to keep his retardation in check. look how fucking stupid the prequels were, when he could do what he wanted with no one being able to tell him no

also, hell explicitly exists in Star Wars, and there are things there strong enough to keep all the Sith that have died and went there under control, which means greater than planet busters

>go to bed
>it's 9 in the morning
???
Also
>sci-fi
All the tech in Star Wars.
>fantasy
How all that shit works. Why they have lightspeed and planet destroyers, but fight with sticks and have walkers moving 7km/h.
Learn how words work, and have your last dopamine kick from me with this (you).
We know it's what you want because no one pretends to be this this fucking retarded without a plan.

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He was famously miserable about having to do it after he started it and couldn’t un-start it. It’s in every interview with any of the crew or actors & even Lucas himself how much he hated the experience and how it became the anchor around his neck. He hated it so much it drove the negotiations to get him to do the prequels and again to sell off his company, and again to produce the interdependent films and not show them to anyone. He agreed to make his contractually obligated appearances to promote the Disney SW era, but beyond that he’s decades since sick to the teeth of it, completely.

>I went up and down areas with a lightsaber, hoping I'd be approached by somebody - I'm ashamed to say that - and I did it for maybe a week, hoping some Sith bastard would come out of a cantina and have a go at me about something, you know? So that I could kill him.

Raimi wtf man?

Sheev couldn't warp space and time otherwise why build the death star? He could control events to a degree but alter the space time continuum. There was always a limit to it because if there was then why build the death star? Vader was speaking metaphorically and in indirect way not literally when he said the force was > the death star. Also the whills are stupid.

>Sci - Science
Lightspeed, speeders, Death Star
>Fi - Fiction
Sound in space, the force, aliens
>Fant - Fantasy
Dogfights, swordfights, trenchwarfare, in one single battle.
There you go, autismo.

calm down dad

Those scientists were American! Soviets only got atom bomb design cause of spies you commie scum.

no it doesn't. just it does not you do not know what you are talking about.

Looks like this, little boy. This is just a very basic version.
Come up from the basement and look in your dads garage, maybe he left some tools there after he left you and your mom because of your disappointment.

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What is wrong with this guy? How can he not get the basic difference between sci-fi and fantasy? No sir you are a moron and its 2 am in the morning don't trick me!

>It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force but by our skills with a light-

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And then he shat on the EU authors and creators who actually like it. Success was the death of him.

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Force_storm_(wormhole)
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Chaos

Listen, kids, it's okay to be wrong sometimes, but don't talk back to your elders.

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Or, power isn't determined by a physical contest, you fucking baby

That's not what that implies. It says "we're both equally matched in our skills in the Force, any battle we have using the Force will just end in a stalemate, so let's try to end this with lightsabers and see who is the better there."
Why? Yoda is a Jedi. Jedi use lightsabers. If it's because he's smaller than some people, 1) good thing he knows the Force so "size doesn't matter" because he can do Force Jumps and shit and 2) humans aren't the largest creatures in the universe of Star Wars, there's bigger things out there, so I guess Luke shouldn't use a lightsaber because he might be at a size disadvantage against a Wookiee lightsaberist (except 1 proves the disadvantage doesn't matter at all).

>there are literally metals that are resistant to lightsabers
>these metals are literally used in starships

hmmmm

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Sheev did not use force storm to disorient or alter time. If anything you make Sheev look like an ass for building a trillion credit Death Star... no wait two trillion credit Death Stars that he didn't need cause he along had an ability that could do the same thing but for for FREE. That is not Hell you it is chaos. You and your low effort memes sicken me.

>h-hey d-dad...
>SON, imagine seeing you here in the garage! what a day, are you here to help me change the oil in your moms car?
>d-do you have a "drill" dad?
>I sure do sport, what are you making?
>nothing....i just need to see if im winning this fight on the internet or not...

Yoda leaping all around looks really stupid and when Yoda said his thing I don't think anyone took him to mean it referred to lightsaber combat.

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Well done.

Imagine meeting your rival and you realize that your skills at fistycuffs are so even that this contest can only be decided by rock-paper-scissors best out of three.

So you can't mind trick someone if they're behind a door?

I have an alternative explanation, I'm sure they could just slash that door down as nothing stops a sabre, but they wont, just as lightsabres tend to cauterize wounds, cutting a metal melts and if you just randomly slash through it, molten lava would just randomly spray in the room

>put high pressure superheated steam between two layers of metal
>jedi boils himself alive after first puncture

lightsabers are magic

>work at aluminum foundry
>sometimes when we really busy have to put aluminum ingots into furnace since the melting furnace cant keep up
>new guy throws in wet ingots instead of sitting them next to furnace so they can dry
>aluminum now coats the ceiling 30 feet above that furnace
that new guy was lucky to not get a drop on him. course he also got shitcanned 20 minutes later, but at least he was alive

the photons hit the metal atoms and the energy is absorbed, putting electrons into higher energy orbits? idk

PUNCHES from the PUNCH DIMENSION

Lol

That's old canon eu-tard.
Nu-canon means any old bitch can become stronger than an olympian weightlifter that's trained their whole life in the span of a day,

youtube.com/watch?v=pUbXyd-fK8Q
:D

>Why didn't they just force push the doors open?

It's not funny when the questions are completely retarded. Stop posting.

It exploded I assume? What radius at the base of the explosion? How high was the ceiling?

*only lore

Professional fan editor here. As a matter of fact you can cut right after alien boss asks for more droids to that other strange pilot alien saying "they've gone through the ventilation shaft". The whole force speed, the thing in the OP, and the droidekas can be avoided easily.

>comparing a drill to a laser
retart

How can he hold his hands so close to molten metal without burning his fingers or even feeling the heat, as if there actually isn't even a door there and it's all bad CGI?

That was a great fucking effect.

Only the things Lucas explicitly wrote are canon, everything else is bullshit. The force can't let you time travel, you EU novel reading neckbeard dipshit.

>Choose the Force. Choose a job. Choose the Dark Side. Choose the Council. Choose a flubbing big lightsaber. Choose protocol droids, holoprojectors, and R2 units. Choose Watto, Tatooine and Alderaan. Choose fixed-interest credit payments to Sebulba. Choose a Corellian freighter that did the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs. Choose a Wookiee. Choose sitting in Jabba's throne room, watching mind-numbing dancers, stuffing green chubas into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, disappearing into thin air, nothing more than an embarrassment to the whiny kid you trained on the way to Alderaan. Choose your destiny. Choose the Force. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose the Dark Side. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got a lightsaber?

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Obviously from your picture it doesn't, but everything takes time.

Does this mean that lightsabers are stronger than the death star?

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its durasteel you fucking idiot

More surface area you dunce
Tiny pinpoint of metal to cut through vs a whole doors width of metal to cut through
It isn't hard to understand

Cyclops shoots "kinetic beams"

literally?

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