Movies about milfs?

film backwards is milf. mind=blown

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She looks like she ______ ______ ______

wow thanks for the discussion guys

sauce?

fucks incel guys

who hurt you

Madea

mlif

I have an older female (friend?) I talk to online she’s 31 smart and really sexy

speak english

Mrs. Doubtfire
Tootsie
The Joy Luck Club

The Graduate is probably the most famous example.

kys faggo

Haffenreffer

example of what

fucks her son

why yes she does

I think you need that ladies permission to be on Yea Forums, timmy

any films about milf feet?

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A movie with people doing things with each other and shit.

whats her name plz

the real question

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Fucks young boys.

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Kathia Nobili, she's hot but has an annoying voice

great description you twat

Damn it I can’t watch EE pstars

suace for op pic plzzz?

>milfs
It's "milves"

just image search it you primitive ape

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Of you being a shitty troll

Are feet hot partially because how sensitive they are to touch?

This is nasty. I love feet. These are talons. Greasy talons. Who likes this shit?
Kek

Not really. They're mainly hot because they're disgusting.

kek saw this few weeks ago, that scene was hot, and the ending scene. MAMA!

legitimately dont understand female pedos

I dunno man, i might be onto something

Just say its for a porn and then never release it

Those retarded nails ruin it

Isn't she only 28 or something in this picture?

She just wants to give a moody, skinny boy the time of his life.

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The big toes are obviously artificial nails, nothing unhygenic about it. And greasy? Come on user, imagine a milf asked you to rub lotion on her feet. fucking hot.

You just might be, user.

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> annoying voice

She is a heavy smoker.

Thanks frog

That’s not hot. At all. The only thing I like to be wet is a pussy. Wet feet aren’t attractive anymore than dirty feet to me but you do you.

Where did I say they were unhygienic? They’re just talons, fake or real they’re not attractive to me.

has hairy pusy

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FOLKS CAN WE TALK ABOUT HAIRY PUSSY? LETS TALK ABOUT HAIRY PUSSY! ITS FANTASTIC AND SIGNALS A WOMAN IS SEXUALLY MATURE!

she gets pedicures. the chinks get you all full of serotonin then push that on you. women can't say no.

Maternal instinct pushed to the extreme.
Then again, if you were a 14 year old and pic related was drooling over you from both of her sets of lips, would you say no?

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>film backwards is milf.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the US education system.

The people who say this are all fucking compensating. I don't even know what for, but you can tell by the way they say it over and over.

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I jacked off to like three different teachers and my friend's mom. You bet your ass.

Why couldn’t this happen to me when i was young

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FUUUUUCK

i dont see how maternal instinct makes a woman decide a male that under any other circumstances she wouldnt be attracted to at all but now she wants to swallow his cum and ask for seconds

are u thirsty user

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Why are you mutts so fucking dumb and so fucking puritanical when it comes to sex?

Pushed to the extreme it goes from wanting to take care of a young person to loving it obsessively to wanting to fuck it.

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Biggest age gap I actually moved on was probably 20+. I think I was 19 and she was in her 40s. She was a bangin hot hair stylist and I actually worked up the nerve to ask her out after she cut my hair. I got her number incredibly and talked on the phone one night for awhile. She said she liked me but thought she was too old for me and was cool about it. I didn’t know what I was doing back then. It pissed me off at the time but I got a hot piece in college.

>hought she was too old for me and was cool about it
You should have kept pressing it.
I mean, a relationship like doubt it would last, but you could have been fuckbuddies for a while.

yeah dude its the puritanism we all know in yurop girls routinely fuck men with no status, no money, no authority in society, and with 4 inch premature ejaculating penises and testes that only descended last may which is why everyone from there on Yea Forums has been laid

i mean i gues if you just view it as taking care of their "needs" but i still just dont see it. at least with guys you have the purity + youth angle

That's still an achievement, buddy. I got into milfs way later, and i had three gfs like that, including mine since 3 years

Yes i am. Is this one of her paid videos?

>girls routinely fuck men with no status, no money, no authority in society, and with 4 inch premature ejaculating penises and testes that only descended last may which is why everyone from there on Yea Forums has been laid

Or maybe people in Yea Forums don't get laid because they don't even try talking to girls in the first place.
No one in society is that mechanical when it comes to relationships except sociopaths, despite what people in here say, people who, as you said, don't get laid so all they do is make up conjetures based on random pics from social media screencaps.

I was being serious but in joke form. Hairy pussy is glorious you kid fucker.

they are all paid videos

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so then you tell me what an adult woman sees in a 14 year old boy

Probably but I made up for it over the years. Trust me. Early 30s now.

Mind linking to some of her lactation videos

Everyone has different tastes in people, that woman happens to like emo boys.
When it comes to getting a girlfriend, do you also make an analysis on how it would benefit you to be with that person?
Or just that you like her?
Hell, or even falling in love, and that's something that can't be controlled or chosen.
As I said, no one but psychopaths behave like that.
It's why you go out to the street and you can see fat, average guys with good looking girlfriends.

There’s some on pornhub though

Wears nice clothes

I want to have a qt older woman as my gf. Where do I find them?

smells like mayonnaise

There's always a "boomer" designated bar in every city.
Find it.

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At the supermarket

Fetishes dude, there's all types of those.
Hell, there's even girls who have a fetish for virgins.

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Kek

And your mother too

How are you supposed to ask them out?

Virtually all boomer women are disgusting though, I want Gen X women.

Unironically Valentine's Day at a dive bar. I have fucked so many sad milfs in my life I stopped counting when I was in college and the number was in the 60s.

Online dating. I’ve pulled a few. You have to be respectful but sorta sarcastic. Helps if you can guitar good. It helped a lot that I shared similar tastes I’m music/movies etc. older women like to know they can go to a concert of an older band with you and not feel weird. I met one online. She messaged me and was a short thin blonde. Said she was recently divorced and lived like 10 minutes away. Hung out two days later at her place. Her old man left her a massive house and I still think she was lying about her marital status but I never saw him. Watching tv in the bigass basement on a couch playing it cool and she sorta scoots over and was like “hey.” Heated up from that. Great couple months.

thiiick

I'm saying boomer in the 30 year old and plus sense.

I dreamt that Riley Reid spat in my mouth once or twice every day. Delicious.

This. Also being a photographer helped me a lot. You can talk them in doing pictures so that they rebuild confidence...and sometimes they start to reveal more and more...and then you know what to do.

>stomach tattoo
what a waste

So you want an “older” woman but not +30? How old are you?

Post a goddamn magnet link to a full Xev torrent please.

What the hell are you talking about?
I'm saying that there's bars frequented by people who are 30 and older.
Why do so many people in nu4chan lack basic reading comprehension?

>pls spoonfeed me

>60's
as in age? How old was the oldest?

He said he stopped counting the amount of them he fucked.

Because I don’t really care

This isn't Yea Forums. We help eachother here.

30 isn't that old.
Pic related is 30.

Then again, some hit the wall hard.

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At a bar?
>Go up to her and say Hi, my name is __________. How's your night going?
>She'll probably give a one word answer, because she doesn't know you and is sussing out if you are creepy or not.
>Say, "Oh yeah, mine is going good,"
>Then tell her what you did that day,
>then ask what she did that day.

Now you are in a conversation. If it all goes well, ask for her number. In a short amount of time, you will have enough practice to know when you can make out or more with a girl you are talking to, that night

Lrn 2 Reed u nred

Please kind anons I need la salsa, my dude down there demands it

want to say I've seen other pictures of this girl and while most fat girls have bad feet hers are nice, robust but not in a bad way

That would be a good idea too. I just think it’s key to do fun things together a few times. Pumpkin patches and hay rides in the fall. Baseball game or park trail in the summer. Get them out and do something like any other girl.

Just a shame her brain started to atrophy at 12.

She looks insane dude

My gf is in her 30s and she looks younger than my 22 years old ex.

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>be me
>look young and a high 7
>work retail
>milfs all day
>try and fuck some of them
>all flakes
yeah fuck those old whores

Both correct, specially the first one, just saying that some girls stay young looking for a long time and don't really fit the milf type.

Asking for a torrent isn't spoonfeeding. Seconding a link to her full stuff. We all know where to get most of it, including the tendies vid.

Post pics of qt gf.

I know that pain. I worked at a diner in college and this blonde milf came in once and my heart started pounding. She had tight shorts that came down top of her thigh and a nice round ass. Not too big. About 5’7 and lean. Blonde. Super sexy. I’d hit on her every time and she’d smile and laugh. Just one time I wish she’d slip those digits to come by after work.

i mean i dont disbelieve you but some interview thing that looks staged isnt very convincing

yeah but imagine 2-4 of her every 15-25 minutes

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Why are women with crazy hair color like this?

It's natural. Even there it means colorful=full of poison.

They never moved on past their teenagehood.

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Because the kind of women who have hair colors are the female equivalent of Yea Forums autists.

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what a bad infographic

>Yea Forums has lost so much self awareness that, despite admitting that it's full of virgins, they unironically try to give advice on women
When did this place get flooded with the fedora tippers we used to mock?

imagine being the underaged boy who gets to fuck this

>.
Would have loved it as a 15 year old

Her voice is like sandpaper.

I wouldn't last even a minute.

>/pol/ thinks every girl is for being in a relationship with
Dude, you only do that with the ones you truly like.
The rest you just pump and dump.

MOMMY

>The rest you just pump and dump
Some are too trash even for that

Sure, the drug addict types, but everyone knows which ones are those.

I'd rather not imagine some lucky brat getting to do everything he wants and more with a girl thirsty for shota dick

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Does big poos

jesus christ this looks like the most generic paparazzi picture of some celebrity ever and google images can't even find it
it's become such garbage

feeds and seeds

Sauce?

That's Lilly Mo, Kate Beckinsale's daughter.

ITT: cumbrains with mommy issues who can't even be arsed to poast good-looking actresses age 30+

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I like the smell of fresh Kino in the morning.

Had the chance. Didn't take it because I was a fucking idiot. Fuck me.

normies might. remember you're speaking to /pol/

Where's the info graphic with blue haired sjw angry at being cat called on the street but then she loves being called a dirty slut and having her hair pulled during sex. There were comments from women to go along with the little comic

Lily was born in Hollywood. She's not normal. She'll always be an outsider so she relates to that. If you did with a random chick she'd probably prank you and turn it into some humiliating video.

Nah, if you've gone on a few dates with a girl and have gotten closer to her, telling her that you are a virgin would probably be quaint and cute - plus she could "corrupt" you. The supposes you find a girl with a nice personality that you click with, though - not just any old girl off the street

>ITT: cumbrains with mommy issues who can't even be arsed to poast good-looking actresses age 30+

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>oh no, people like women, this must stop

the amount of women who would react positively to a virgin is infinitesimally small

kathia nobili

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Nigger = Rigged

coincidence?

>promiscurity

I like it how /pol/ fags can't even spell.

>/pol/
>guide
>TO WOMEN
AAHHHAHAHAHAHA
ALWAYS GETS ME

post mommies, pls.

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