Post your 80s waifu
Post your 80s waifu
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What race is this?
Its called cute.
marty's mum
based pastmommy gf poster
HELLHOUNDS ON YO TRAIL
I really hate that movie, steve’s just too handsome to not post though.
>no homo
Sounds like some blues horror kino.
Why does this white girl look Asian
this qt
She looks a mutt
Is that Phoebe?
lexx isnt 80s
My bad
fucking zoomers gassed when
Elizabeth Shue probably
so qt
She's got to be somebody's baby
Omg yes but Slater True Romance is truly unrivaled
Hi James
Yes, same movie as well.
>swimsuit competition
>on a children's saturday morning show
i never had a chance did i
based lads
winona, or jennifer connelly
>winona
Yikes
mad?
wasnt he fucking her irl
>Yikes
Cringe.
Post your 30s waifu
>t. keanu loser reeves
It was 1990 but close enough.
For me, it’s Molly.
I try not to think about it.
do you know about Manimal?
Hmm quite based ifuam
She looks like Sophie Turner
ITS BOY GEORGE!!!
this
That's 90s retard
She had tonnes of FANTASTIC full frontal nude scenes in an obscure Blue-Lagoon ripoff movie
grace jones huh? interesting choice.
That movie was pure kino too
One piece swimsuits will always be superior to the shitty bikini.
I used to get high as fuck and listen to Passion and Warfare on my headphones while playing Final Fight on my SNES. It was kino, except that game is too fucking hard for single player on limited credits
I finally downloaded it off PSN and beat it playing co-op with Guy, who wasn't even an option on the SNES version.
Anyone seen this?
She also apparently was in a Blue Lagoon ripoff.
Yeah, she was my first tv crush, although for me it was her as the hippie older sister on The Wonder Years.
I love her accent. German women have the hottest accents.
That kind of wavy full hair that mediterranean / latina girls had in the late 80s and early 90s was pretty cool looking.
Why - and how - would a living person be walking around in a state of necrosis?
based
>she now a math professior or such.
An Ayy for all seasons.
Which means she really was perfectly cast to type, totally one of those pretty, 'goody-goody' math girls.
oprah
Good choice
>80s waifu
Only one choice.
I love her.
Me too.
you think zack ever stopped time and fucked her
Do singers count?
She's so chill and interesting. Actually autistic in real life. She couldn't really do tv interviews during her height of fame because it was to awkward for her. But she's kind of the quintessential, down-to-earth nature girl. Married to Neil Young now, I believe.
Elvira and only Elvira
she did Playboy in the 2000s
Also her.
Yes, I like redheads
I know. it drained me.
Yes. Susanna Hoffs is mine.
Nice body. Too bad about that square polack face.
I know I would have.
Who is the Phoebe Cates of our time? By this I mean a girl who everyone kind of agrees on as just dropdead gorgeous and hot, but in a particular dark-haired-hot kind of way, with a dash of 'girl-next-door'. Sexy, beautiful, and cute.
In the 90s, there were two Phoebe Cates' - Jessica Alba and Katie Holmes.
I guess in the 00s Jessica Alba still counts.
Do we have a 'Phoebe Cates' right now?
The duality of man
Maybe Kendall Jenner, actually.
she's a 90s waifu you fugg
She'd have to be somewhat athletic too, or at least have that 'hot popular girl' thing going, but not in a mean girl way. A Phoebe Cates is a hot popular girl but mixed with girl-next-door.
I guess there was Jessica Biel in the 90s and 00s too, but I don't think she's quite on that level.
now I'm going to hear MARS
Foy
LOL
Mew might work.
Naomi Scott and Kaitlyn Dever too
smol noni kawaii desi
Has anyone posted cunny waifus yet? I'm too lazy to scroll through on my ipad
Jazz Jennings
she was so fucking hot here
Hm. She's stunning, although I don't know if she's prominently famous enough to be an agreed-upon reference of hotness the way Phoebe Cates or Jessica Alba.
Like on Stranger Things, the way they spoke of Phoebe Cates like she was the quintessential standard of hot, that was really accurate. It was a given.
Mew is a pretty good answer, as far as extremely gorgeous-sexy and girl-next-door, although her demographic is a little more middle class nerd and indie rather than EVERYONE.
Similarly, Anya Taylor-Joy is beautiful, sexy, and cute, and quite admired, but she's more pixie weird girl than alpha popular athletic girl.
Hmm, maybe it's actually Barbara Palvin.
Ana De Armas kind of fills this role, as the token man's woman, undeniably attractive and pleasing. But her image is a little more curvacious than a Phoebe Cates.
Isabela Moner is actually maybe the closest thing, as far as having that degree of hotness combined with a cute-friendly face, but I don't know if she has the prominence as a hotness reference yet, maybe just because she's barely of age so men don't want to admit their attraction yet. But she has that hot popular brunette girl thing going with a kind of girl-next-door good-naturedness.
was that coom they threw on her?
I saw this movie when I was like 9. I often wonder how things might've gone had I not.
Anna Kendrick
She's got underwear with dickholes in 'em
The 80s also had Brooke Shields.
Also, Jennifer Connolley, for the 80s, 90s, and 00s, although I don't know if everyone spoke about her to the degree they did Cates or Shields.
In the 00s, there was also Megan Fox, but she was more just hot and not so much cute.
Still so fucking hot
She's one of those perpetual milfs, like Marisa Tomei, Jane Seymour, or Rachel Weisz.
Jews and Italians put up the best fight against The Wall
so was Sands probably, had a man-crush on that guy since Warlock
Judge Hershey from Stallone Dredd movie (90's)
It's the Mediterranean thing - they have complexions adapted to a lot of sun. It's a lot of sun that destroys your skin and looks, whereas you have hot women from Spain who can sit out on the beach every day and still look gorgeous at age 50, whereas a pale blonde who gets too tan will look 50 by age 26.
In other words, pale blondes can look great well into their 40s or 50s, but they have to strictly avoid getting sun as much as possible, not smoke, etc.
Mr Belding was bangin' her irl?
no way
Watch Rumble Fish.
How about Juliette Lewis in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation?
Ruined after I saw those Richardson leaks.
yeah she was our boner material in the 90s
Ok coomer
Dude dont post this
She has learning disabilities
Anyone else?
She has sexual needs too, user, don't be prejudiced.
For me? It's the weird science girl
It used to be actress Mia Sara - who played Sloan Peterson from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"... but then she married my boss. So now it's really kinda awkward since I was collecting nude shots of her from movies for years.
Makes it worse that I didn't realize they were married for almost 3 years working together. Call me stupid, but it just never occurred to me to Google the wife of my employer.
/yes, I work for the son of the great JH.
She was also the female lead in Ridley Scott's "LEGEND".
>muh Molly Ringwald
How does it makes you feel knowing that you're wholesome 80s crush is now a hardcore anti-white, far-left SJW?
That's one 'classic' 80s movie I just keep not bothering to see, mainly because I'm so repelled by 'science' anything on a cultural or entertainment level, nerdy Billy Nye / reddit 'FOR SCIENCE' type shit.
I like scifi but almost have a slight aversion to some aspects of it for that reason. Really repelled by nerd culture, honestly. Guys with glasses. Bad fashion sense.
Or that whole science / brainiac genius visual shorthand of Einstein hair or anything called ___'s World with the O in world depicted as the planet earth. Makes me want to throw up.
god damn was literally anyone attractive back then or do you all just have shit taste?
fuck I'm so turned off
Have you been to a slavic country. Literally all the women look like that. And similarly, you can watch movies from Russia / Eastern Europe from any decade and they always consistently have that type and degree of beauty.
This only makes the thought of teaching her exponentially hotter.
country*?
>yikes
>Cringe.
oof
>Literally all the women look like that.
lol no they don't. you're retarded. shut the fuck up and stop derailing the thread.
topic: 80s waifu. got it retard?
Easy there turbo-atutismo user, the movie is self-aware about the pseudo-science stuff.
science is weird
Looking pretty rough. She had such a nice voice though, which I hope survives.
i think it was a rumour going around but yeah
You LITERALLY haven't been to one of those countries then. The old babushkas aside, every girl between mphmphmph and 30 looks like a supermodel.
oh yes
13 Reasons Why girl.
>All week by the Zev Zev
>All week by the Zev I lay
>I felt her breasts against my eye sockets
>Causing my circuits to fray
>looks like a supermodel
supermodels looks plastic, anorexic and boring these days
actually i have. I've spent more time in Slavic countries than you have. You are fucking retarded if you actually think every girl of that age is a supermodel.
I doubt you even left whatever country you're in. you sound like a basement-dwelling neckbeard
Meg Tilly for sure.
Fuck you she's mine you can't have her fuck
Whoa.
All I remember is, she sat naked on a swing
Move aside plebs
Damn son
>All week by the Zev I lay
I understand and sympathise.
That's wife material right there.
You already posted her
Kristy Swanson
and she is still hot
does early 90's count?
Newt from Aliens.
fun fact: originally newt's body was trying to escape the crashed ship by having the queen embryo in her chest controlling her like those mind parasites do with ants
part of the scene at 4 minute mark: youtube.com
Diane Lane in Rumble Fish
So apparently Lexx was absurdly unflattering for her. Damn.
Jennifer Connelly
She's perfect.
The chick from Fright Night
You're right too.
I got bad news for you, son...
Whew you had me scared that she was a trap for a second there, but thankfully she's only a dyke. How unfortunate, but this only adds fuel to the fap fire.
superior '80s waifu
shame it took so long to get posted
more of a '90s waifu
the first season of Saved by the Bell started in august 1989
>Richardson leaks
that's not her
women are garbage now
it is her its natural born photo set, theres woody too
>YWN be Kevin Kline coming home from a cruisy day voicing Mr Fischoder then coming home to plow this hottie
Why continue to live
Juliette Lewis did several nude scenes in her career. her tits are noticeably smaller than the girl banged by Richardson in the leaked photo.
She also has very distinctive tiny nipples, whereas the unknown model had larger ones.
>Go on a date with Phoebe Cates
>Think that it'll never work, she's so beautiful and she's like 16 years your junior.
>Go to date
>She's perfect
>Form a real connection, talk about everything, she laughs at your jokes and her smile warms your heart.
>Agree to go on more dates
>Years later your married and she's carrying your child.
>She's so devoted that she quits her acting career to become a more perfect wife and mother.
Kevin Kline is so fucking lucky it's unreal.
I disagree. If you go outside you'll find there are a lot of different kinds of people out there. I know far more men I dislike than women. Most of the best people I've known, and I even mean with the biggest hearts, have been women. The biggest scumbags I've encountered have been men. And I'm no feminist, because it's to beholden to a lot of lame ideas, but I definitely believe in complementary sexual equality.
Insanely beautiful. Somewhat disappointing movie though. A real slog, in the way a lot of British movies are.
A man of culture I see
pls stop
The fact that he's so much older than her - a generation older, is the best part of it.
Katie Perry in the early 10s I'd say and maybe Kristen Stewart as a stretch. But for late 10s no one comes to mind.
>Katie Perry
possibly megan fox
No. That one I keep just for me.
Katy Perry did come to mind. I guess I just kind of disqualify her because current pop is so whorish which undercuts the girl-next-door image.
Yeah, I considered Megan Fox too, for the late 00s / early 10s. She was the big popularly-regarded hot brunette. The only thing is she was more just hot but didn't quite have the cute aspects that a Phoebe Cates or Katie Holmes has.
>Yeah, I considered Megan Fox too, for the late 00s / early 10s. She was the big popularly-regarded hot brunette. The only thing is she was more just hot but didn't quite have the cute aspects that a Phoebe Cates or Katie Holmes has.
And with that in mind, again I'd consider Moner, except that she's not a phenomenon yet the way Cates was.
Why are relationships between a man and a woman a generation younger so kino?
it's what god intended
Moner and joi
For me, it's Valeria Golino
>only 3 webms itt
If this was a 90s thread it would have been over a 100 of them.
Nobody will actually see this, but on the off-chance that somebody does, can you please recommend me some good 80s kino set in that era or around that era?
Scarface
An 80s movie... set in the 80s? Hmmm.
qt kino
maximum webm limit is 35 newfag
Shes perfect.
Definitely my 80s waifu, looked great in her 80s, still looks good in her 90s.
that's not streets of fire
>no Bridget Fonda
A thread died for this
Far and away the superior Buffy.
>nobody goes to here open house
poor big tiddy goth gf
I really like her with short hair in Gremlins 2