How can one man be so based?

How can one man be so based?

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NO ONE DIES LIKE GASTON
FRIES HIS HEAD LIKE GASTON
AND RUINS THE FOURTH OF JULY LIKE GASTON

>Apparently, he thought that was a great idea

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Good, another Disney shill dead.

how did a mortar firework kill him though?

did he hold it on his head upside down and it exploded?

did the pressure from the bottom crack his skull?

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do Americans really do this? explode themselves trying to be cool?

Get circumcised

Based
Based
Based
Shut the fuck up

Go away.

get this hot head outta here

>killed instantly by a mortar

LMFAO OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Fucking die.

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A firework is literally, not figuratively, a rocket that has to launch hundreds of feet into the air. That means, it has to have enough force against the ground to lift to this height. They're usually staged on a concrete surface.
Devon Staples' skull is not made of concrete and to paraphrase what his brother said in an interview, there was no fucking head left behind by the force of the rocket launching.

there's probably video of it

SEETHING anteater dicks

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go back to plebbit

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>DO PUSH UPS, WAGIE

he died as he lived

Based

>using my pepe
You will die for this one, Kike.

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Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston
Being lowered into your grave

It was a reloadable mortar that, from the article, sounds like he launched -into- his head and not off of his head like a platform.

slow clap

nah you have it backwards, people only do stuff like this if they're already cool

is this not the same guy?
youtu.be/5VTMzBCqGKU

I listen to that podcast too.

his replacement
notice the "head" part

Shut the fuck up and let me get (You)s for a stolen joke.

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which one

>Gaston and Goofy
not that it was needed, but here's final proof that Goofy is a Chad

I'M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT EXPLODINATING

is there a video of that?

Fucking BASED

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>No Chad NOOOOO
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=25&v=YLSHocgyck4

I WANT CREMATION LIKE GASTOOOON

Why does Yea Forums even bother having mods?
They don't do anything.

Did he have any kids or are his genes lost forever?

What do you want, space for more capeshit threads?

what an absolute chad.

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yeah man I do it all the time

guess you could say his head wasn't in the right place

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AS A SPECIMEN YES I'M INCINERATING

Underrated

I'M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT EXSANGUINATING

based

all americans should do this

i believe it. americans can't even write properly. it's was a disney world employee or is a former disney world employee. not was a former employee. fucking retard writer.

He was 22. Cast members usually don't have kids.

Instantly?