It's a Saturday night in the 90s and the gangs all here

This is pre-tranny/SJW culture and people are already relaxed with unisexual/androgynous looks. They actually fucked up the culture after the fact...

playing gretzky 3d hockey on 64
watching sliders and mad tv

So SoRrY tO iNtErRrRuPt

PrOcEeD

1990s millennial scum here

we were probably playing mario kart or goldeneye, desu

>not a darkie or tranny in sight
these kids are alright

MTV
>The State
>Beavis & Butt-Head
>Liquid Television

Space Ghost: Coast 2 Coast

God, all of those girls look better than most women today to me.

all of the women would be men today. probably 2/3s of the dudes would be women or at least gender neutral

I was getting my ass kicked in goldeneye by older cousins who look like the OP

Wipeout on dualscreen. Half of that crew in the picture cheering the two idiots racing, the other half minding their own business together.
All of them born in a world of recession, inherited from their parents. The hangover of the '80s CocaColaFerrari-utopia, than never ended for them.
"At least I'm not going to be my dad!" Someone proudly exclaims.
In the end, all kids pay the sins of their fathers.
Somewhere a couple both wearing ripped jeans kiss.

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Was in elementary school for most of the 90s so probably Rocko's Modern Life, Doug, Rugrat, Kablam!, Nick Arcade, are some other kino show on 90s Nickelodeon.

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I lived during those times and none of those try-hard pearl-jammers would ever be allowed to kick it at my pad. I don't care how dank their pot was or heady their micro brews, they would take their poser asses to the 7-11 and step the fuck off.

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>watching
we would be smoking continuous weed and listening to ATCQ

Fuck I wish I was a grunge kid in the 90s

Decades of illegal immigrants made it worse.

Same

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>tfw you're the guy in the back and just a tag along

Microbrews didn't exist in the 90s. Beer was literal garbage.
Fuck off poser.

I guarantee any of those guys were manlier than you, zoomer.

As a teenager in the 90s, these are the movies I remember watching with friends / at get-togethers:

Billy Madison
Demon Knight
Happy Gilmore
Bound
Mallrats
Biodome
Interview with a Vampire
Bordello of Blood
Clerks
Scream
Poison Ivy
Dazed and Confused
From Dusk Til Dawn
Wayne's World
Pulp Fiction

College football, drinking beer, fucking sluts.

I bet a million bucks the guy who posted this has literally never had sex or been to a party.

I lterally hung out in a group of grunge and goth kids in the mid 80s. Had the 90s kind of long hair (parted in the middle and evenly cut), torn jeans, flannel, and everything. Well, that was 92. Then I got into raves but many friends were still grunge or goth until I dragged them into the rave and jamband scenes. Which I regret in hindsight because they became massive burnouts.

>I lterally hung out in a group of grunge and goth kids in the mid *90s

Meant to write.

I'm watching my balls slap against green shirt's ass.

He's not wearing 12 chains though

There are more white people now than there were back then, nigger.

>Hey fags I picked this movie up at Hollywood video earlier I heard it's pretty funny. Pass me a Josta bro.

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t. zoomer trying to pass off as being way older than he is; it's obvious you weren't even alive during the 90s, let alone old enough to have memories of them

I remember my 17th birthday in the 90s, my friends had a party that looked exactly like this (the guys and girls even dressed that way) and they did a toast to me and we all got passed-out drunk.

We used to have an abandoned warehouse we found in the neighborhood we called the 'burnt out building' and my sophomore year for a while would go to it every day after school and throw bottles around and get drunk. There was this record store that sold metal, industrial, and punk records we used to walk to, and they had a section for 'psych/experimental' where I was first introduced to stuff like Spacemen 3, Lustmord, etc. I heard This Heat for the first time there.

There was a drainage tunnel, along some concrete riverbeds at the edge of our area, that one day after a party, some of my friends said they recently explored, so that night, as a sort of rite of passage, we walked out and crawled into it from the side through a small drain tube in a hillside. It was completely pitch black in there and if you lit your way with a lighter or flashlight (all we had) there were satanic altars, abandoned sleeping bags, and chicken skeletons here and there. Which at that age was really exciting. The tunnel was really long and exited in an area three towns away.

Whatever it is I'm interrupting it at some point where a white man is made to look foolish and forthrightly redpilling everyone there. When they see how based and redpilled I am they will think "how can we be based and redpilled like user I also want to be based and redpilled", also the girls will say "I am becoming sexually aroused by this real man these soft boys no longer interest me goodbye soft boys".

I wish I was younger. I didn't see a craft beer until 2006. And you're a lil' zoomie cunt.

Some of the funnier trends during this period were those stupid chain wallets, shaving the side/back of your hair but having it long on top, and hoodies with an 8-ball on them.

Yeah, craft beers certainly didn't appear in places outside of San Francisco, Portland or Eugene until at least the mid 00s, if even that.

In the 90s kids literally drank shit like Bud or Coors or whatever shit came in a keg.

Another way you can tell this guy wasn't young then, besides the 'microbrews' comment, is the that picture isn't 90s grunge era but nu metal early 00s era.

Burnouts were an inevitability probably, but at least you got to be part of that era. Born in 93, childhood was good but man I really feel like I missed out.

A problem with the burnout thing is that in the suburbs, a lot of kids were getting into meth, which fucked up a lot of lives, but then the more 'head drug' people like me and my friends got really into acid and ecstasy. There was a lot of really strong, but also very dirty/speedy acid going around in the late 90s and after a while of abuse, we started to get more erratic and depressive and paranoid from all the extreme emotional highs and serotonin drops. This led, among the more heavy users in this area - the ravers and drug dealers and jamband kids - an early turn towards mellowing feelgood drugs like early synthetic opiates, we were early adopters in that area, and soon all my friends were getting addicted to morphine and oxy, and from there it was just a hop over to heroin. I had to abandon everyone because they'd become insufferable, sociopathic junkies. My last friend among that old group, who I still kept in contact with, died recently of an overdose. The others I would never talk to anymore.

But that said, I am pretty thankful now that I got to experience that almost idealized sort of teenage life with the group of stoner friends and countless adventures and follies around town. And, I mean, girlfriends inevitably come along in that kind of dynamic too. I contend that anyone on this board who complains about an isolated life could have that kind of life if they stopped gaming and sitting inside all day.

>I contend that anyone on this board who complains about an isolated life could have that kind of life if they stopped gaming and sitting inside all day.
culture was so much different then too
you could meet people at record stores, vintage stores, skate parks, etc.

Yeah, it was kind of like an old teenage movie, where you'd have long hair and like a certain band, and meet someone else like that and it was "cool, you like metal too" or whataver and you'd start hanging out. I met people constantly this way.

Sad, so sad