Fuck sake

he doesnt even have much of a scottish accent
the proper scottish accents are incomprehensible

Unironically makes it easier to eat, with out getting grease all over my fucking hands.

Besides, folding it like that once got me laid and I'm a superstitious fuck.

>folding it like that once got me laid
was it because someone assumed you were a fag for holding your pizza like a fag so he fucked you in your boypussy?

I really want to stick my cock inside that pizza

>implying the brits didn't try exactly that before getting btfo

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Yup, got it in one. Maybe if you went gay someone would finally fuck you too.
Probably not, though.

I'll never forgive him for this

Dabbing the pizza grease is fine. Everything else have me cancer

If you can't fold a slice of pizza it's not pizza.

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i know that this guy was showing how NOT to eat a pizza but the video out of context will always enrage me.

I love undercooked pizza dough so fucking much, the ooey gooey crust that's almost indiscernible from the ooey gooey cheese. The toppings that haven't blackened and burned and are still greasy and fresh. Even the tummy ache it gives me reminds me of how good the pizza was. Fuck anyone who disagrees with me, always wanting to order burnt crispy cracker crust. Go lick a grill grate if you just want carbon you tastelet niggers.

Waiting for the burger webm

tst

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Yea Forums.org/banned
You're welcome

help guys im stuck in groundhog day

I would fuck the fuck out of that pizza

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THEY'RE NOT CRAP AND THEY'RE DELICIOUS

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>pinch pizza upside down and shake he cheese off
>dissect the crust with a fork and knife
BLOODY ‘ELL OI CAINT EAT THIS RUBBISH!!

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>IS THIS ICE FROZEN?!
>uh yes chef
>bloody hell...

Absolute kino

i used to eat frozen pizza kind of like this

1. i'd eat the cheese off
2. licked the sauce off
3. took my front teeth and scraped the soft dough on top off to eat
4. threw the rest away

>crazy catlady

Now THAT'S a 'go 'za!

I did something similar as a child where I removed all of the toppings and enjoyed the soft crust.

ramsay is a hack

Gay pizza man is based, and the wigger telling him he's wrong is cringe

You DO degrease your pizzas, don't you?

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Brazilian here Do you really eat pizza with hands? such a greasy food, why not use forks and knives?

Of course, I love the taste of pizza but I wouldn’t eat excess grease unnecessarily.

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uli?

Good pizza crust is dry that’s where you hold it from. Big slices need to be folded long ways to maintain structural integrity. The whole point of pizza is hand food and authentic pizza is New York Style thin enough to hold and fold.

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when its made properly most of the grease is burned off, and theres actually nothing wrong with dabbing it off too, the same way you'd dab grease off bacon.

Americans are busy, they don't have time for that utensil shit

Seeing the white above a person's irises is a universal "batshit crazy" sign

But how do you hold it? by the borders?

Detroit Style>Chicago Style

Because when you don't live in the third world you don't have time to eat finger foods with utensils.

yea, with 1 finger in the middle making a crease, or sometimes with both hands.

This wouldn't work here, most pizzas in Brazil does have borders with some kind of fill in, so when you push it, it would make pressure to the fill to split from it.

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Cheese crust is good but it should still be 1-hand hold and fold or it’s got too much sauce.
t. Italian America

if you let the pizza in your picture sit for a few minutes the cheese would harden and it wouldn't be a mess to eat it. one fatal error people make when they cook their own pizza or get it from a restaurant is they don't let it settle. when you order pizza it has plenty of time to settle during the delivery.

This, but it sucks that Little Caesars is the only thing people know as "Detroit Style" outside of Michigan

Pizza in Brazil is way more free-style than anything.

The best pizza I ever ate was one made with ice cream, fucking amazing

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We have jets but that place fucking sucks too

>eat pizza with fork and knife

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Daily reminder that this is their thin crust.

Brazil, no.

Americans are barely a step above animals

Bring the food to your mouth, do NOT bring your mouth to the food
Why are gays such uncultured swine?

Does chocolate pizza exists in the USA?

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do you guys have poutine in brazil? I remember I was in a resort in the dominican during canada day one year and they threw a canada day party for us and we showed them how to make poutine, it was then served every night from that point on.

>so you take this cheese and this gravy
>you...you can do that?
they used cheddar cheese and thus have much to learn, but the foundation has been layed.

chocolate pizza is what it's called when you have gay sex with a black man, so yes, plenty of gay niggers for you

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and i thought pizza hut's shit was bad

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wow, australian pizza looks like THAT?

FREE mustard dip

F R E E
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I’m gonna be sick.

Brazil is a big place, I never saw it but it may exist in some form. I never head of it, but the gravy kinda makes it hard to eat in some bar sharing with friends unlike eating potatos with cheese or with fried chicken.

Looks good, would eat it

now check out this big boi

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Cheese isn't supposed to fall off when the pizza is flipped, burgermutt.

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we eat this in wisconsin, it's actually pretty good

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he thought it was a dick.

I was just trolling for a Europoor to reply. Checkmate.

Pizza Rustica on Miami Beach was the best

i always think that's jez from peep show when i see the thumbnail

what does the guy who makes this shit, look like?

damn, that's the only good looking Chicago style pizza I've ever seen
it looks very good though

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I've watched a man force fuck another man's urethra and it was less gay than that catty comment, user.

why wouldn't you call it a mac n cheeza?

>pronounced cheetsa
Just shut the fuck up.

Trips

>69
Based.

upside down 69

>mfw I flip my phone upside down and it’s still 96

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>packed with delicious flavour
that doesn't mean anything
this is marketing on autopilot

that would actually be good

based retard user

>holding your pizza like a fag

Because opening your mouth and sticking your tongue out to catch that wiggly end dripping with grease and cheese is somehow not faggy at all.

>Bring the food to your mouth, do NOT bring your mouth to the food

>not eating over the plate and making yourself dirty

Let me guess, taking showers is for faggots too?

Depends on how much grease is there.

Cut the corner off, then it the rest with hands or, if there is too much topping or pizza is badly done, staple it with the fork to keep it from collapsing.

that's bread lasagna, not pizza

>LET ME EAT THIS DISGUSTING PILE OF GREASY AMERICAN FILTHY
>BUT TOUCH IT? GOD NO, I ONLY WANT TO INGEST IT

I think, as a society, we really need another Great Depression/World War. Humanity has always been at its best in the face of adversity. This faggotry only happens because of how stagnant everythings become

I'm convinced that my sister in law is related to this woman. She never knew her dad, they're both from the same city, they look similar, and they're both completely unreasonable psychopaths. My dad and I have been secretly referring to her as Amy for years now.

>Not posting the video
youtube.com/watch?v=UQbI76qFU6g

NUKE CHICAGO

I only degrease pussies

Every thread
>100 replies from booty blasted amerilards saying 'I'd still eat it', 'unironically looks tasty', 'USA#1", "Gordon doesn't know what an america slice looks like is all"
>While ignoring that on top of being a gigantic greasy mess, the barely cooked unrendered cheese was sure to wash out any flavor and the base was fucking raw.
Stay mad boys

Why didn't this crazy bitch just make pastries for other restaurants? Seems like she would have been happy doing that.

Narcissism

if you unironically get grease all over your hands while normally eating pizza then that pizza is shit

Fuck you guys, now I want to order pizza when I haven't got the money for it.

I completely forgot I was scrolling through a Yea Forums thread.
I should spend more time in /ck/. Used to love it there when I was living in my own place and had money so I was always excited about what to make for dinner.

Credit card, nigger

Bros
How the hell did he go down 50lbs by just degreasing pizzas?

>Buying things on credit cards when you don't have money
Brainlet

>forgoing pizza simply because you don't have liquid assets
Sounds like poor financial planning, user.

I tried this, it literally makes the pizza less tasty

this shit is actually great

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You niggers can't enjoy pizza. That's why you are a crime ridden shithole. Not an American

Sbarro's is underrated. Qt used to work at mine, think she got pregnant by some ape though, hesitate to ask.

Anyone ever go to Bob's Pizza? Decent Pizza?

YOU FRENCH PIG

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This is how pizza was supposed to be eaten, originally, btw.

Why do people pretend to enjoy huge amounts of excess stretchy cheese on their pizza? Is it some sort of lardass fetish? It looks so sickening, I'd rather the cheese just stay on my slice.

>gigantic lard burger made by someone else
FAKIN ELL OW AM I SAPPOSED TA EAT DIS
WHAT A DISASTER
>gigantic lard burger made by Ramsay
NOICE, RUSTIC, HONEST FOOD.

kek what an ugly incel

That's a hot pizza

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mestra de pizza
youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4

that's how you eat pizza

a total narcissist.
if he wasnt, he'd feel bad about creating fake reality TV which negatively. influences people.
i ought to kick his family in the face, right after I kick Warwick.