How do you guys get your coke tubs into the theater?

>corn syrup coke

Probably, or gain super powers

it would be extremely acidic

It's just coke on ice dude

"Diet, please"

i wheel it in

>he thinks that's a lot of ice

I take it you never order sodas from fast food joints

Too much ice. Watered it down and probably killed the carbonation. Flat soda is literally worse than death.

has anyone here ever tried using crab legs as a straw to drink out of their Kino Kup™?

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No, that’s nasty

Flat tastes better

i put that shit on my spicy bite when im in there drunk as fuck buying that garbage

I do and have to tell them light ice, even then the soda has no fucking syrup 90% of the time so it's lightly flavored seltzer

Dude, that is like 4 big gulps. Not even that biga deal.

it would be extremely refreshing

all those condiments are up for grabs, id grab pickles, jalepenos, even the cream cheese they have for the bagels.

>he doesn't eat the shells for stronger teeth and nails

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mmmm warm "chili" paste

I know, but look at that volume

>Cheese sauce: contains milk, SÒY and wheat.
Why do americans love putting sòy in everything?

4 u

Partially flat is good, full flat no

Quints of quality I say!

it's cheap and maximizes profits

fake and gay 0s

Neck yourself.

It's cheap filler, and people got wise to corn syrup, so now onions is used instead

Bring a catheter bag and say you have a medical condition but its secretly Mtn Dew

Usually either processed in a factory that deals with onions or they're using something like onions lecithin as an emulsifier or 'flavor protector'

>onions in the fucking chili and the fucking cheese

Goddamn, they'll pump anything full of filler.

Would actually smash that shit
t. Maryland fag

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Pleb. You need a bucket with a handle and you have your falcon airlift it over the metal detectors to you.

dont give him that attitude. the fizz is all ON the top. there is no fizz IN the cola. dilate so that one day you can have sex incel tranny

Just checking. When you guys pee, does it smell like antifreeze and day-old oysters? Mine sure does.

that’s why i drink my sodie by the spoonful only. drinking it with a spoon hits different.

Where do you think those bubbles are coming from? Yeast cultures on top?

anyone like taking chili crab into their kinoplex?

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whats wrong with onions in chili? onions are good

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smell is irrelevant. whats it taste like

>*came from
fixed. ALL the fizz has risen to the top and the cola is now flat and fizzlsss within. *dabs*

Haha I haven't tasted it, silly! Flat, cheezy tonic water

onions are based desu senpai

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OH FUCK

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hnnnng

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to make them even gayer

Anyone know how to reapply upholstery to these seats?
I relieved myself during a recent trip to the movies like I normally do but these new seats don't absorb water as well any my urine ate through the seating.

Now they want me to pay for new seats!

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its some faggit /fit/ meme were they tried to make people eat raw onions to increase testosterone.

stupid cunts so out of touch with reality they dont realise people put raw onions on heaps of food already.

>Now they want me to pay for new seats!
how did they know you were the one who pissed it?

I like the watered down taste, it's not as acidic and actually hydrates you

>DUDE LMAO HOW CAN YOU JUST LIKE NOT HOLD YOUR PISS FOR 90 MINUTES WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR BLADDER

It's a requirement to give them a sample of your piss before you buy a ticket for identification purposes.

Onions are delicious. Only faggot trannies think otherwise.

>not leaving your catheter in when you go to the movies

you're a parched guy

>when you don't tip the restroom attendant and the guards wont let you back into the kino

5 me xD

normal cola actually tastes like shit. 90% of the appeal is the caffeine addiction

It's clearly tea not coke, are you tarded

>someone likes literally anything I don't
>IT'S AN ADDICTION

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One word.. yo mama.

You can try something like this. I send it to myself and have all my mail forwarded to the movie theater.

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how much caffeine free do you drink friendo?

go to 7/11 bro. get those containers of nacho chips and go to town. great food when you're hammered. wish I had some now

>Go to 7/11
>Literally just nacho chips
>nacho cheese
>jalapenos

It's fucking garbage.

I don't need to avoid caffeine because I'm not a straight edge retard, Mormon, Muslim or 90 year old. That and my tolerance is high enough that 40mg or whatever in coke is nothing anyway
You're unironically retarded and go read about pharmacology in general

>his kinoplex doesn't have a VIP area with reserved tubs
Robert, issue me one admission to OP's sad life: the movie, please
Yes, of course, in the singles line, sorry

False bottom in the aviary. They never check.

Not if you drink it in 215 seconds.

lol okay fuckbrain.

i dont even put it on those chips
i put it on the taquitos and the hot dogs
shit is cash

there's tomatoes and shit as far as I can remember. last time I got it was like 9 years ago

Do americans really do this? Order seafood at the cinema?