>you are walking in the club when this guy slaps your ass right in front of your gf
what do you do user?
You are walking in the club when this guy slaps your ass right in front of your gf
delet.
Recite a rogaine advertisement
I would sit him down and ask him why he would do that
sucker bunch gf, sugg dig
Me on the left.
ask if he'll let me ride on his motorcycle
based
>mfw you wake up everyday realize you are not MIllie
This
i feel so bad for her. being millie is suffering
I'd imagine his bark is worse than his bite.
>I would sit him down and ask him why he would do that
This, but then I would groin-punch him while he's not expecting it and run away while he's reeling in pain.
go home with him and play wow
I don't have a gf.
Based.
WHOA
flex and giggle like Chun-Li
pull out my nancy kerigan bat and kneecap him
Lift one leg up, look down at an angle and giggle
Me on the left.
>First I’d start with the feet
>Yeah, it’s always the feet that get me
>I untie his shoes and strip off his warm and sticky socks
>The fabric clings to his skin as I roll it off, and I’m holding back as hard as I can
>I see Henry’s super toes
>Wiggle wiggle wiggle
>Look at those wee little pigs
>I’m losing it
>I can’t contain it
>I burst and shoot rope after rope of hot cum across his broad and masculine foot
>Henry’s eyes meet mine
>I stare back
>mfw
Ask mistress to kick his ass for touching her property
A challenger appears.
wonder how I got a gf