"COOM!"

>Ron shuffled his feet uncomfortably as he stared at them, hands tangled in a worried knot
>"What the fuck you doin' Weasley?! You better not be looking away from them!",yelled Malfoy as he stroked his rock hard member as it protruded proudly from his wizarding robes.
>Ron glanced up sheepishly to see Harry vigorously pounding Hermione from behind on the Gryffindor commons table.
>Harry looked over his shoulder at his friend with a slight grin on his face.
>"C'mon Ron", Harry grunted in between his rapid thrusts, "no need to be coy. Take it all in."
>As he plowed deeper and deeper into Hermione's beet red pussy he looked over at Dumbledore, himself deeply entranced in the act taking place before him.
>"I much prefer this Chamber of Secrets to the other, professor!" Harry exclaimed.
>"FOCUS BOY!" Hissed Professor Snape, rubbing the tip of his precum glazed penis with his thumb.
>"You're just like your father. He could never take a proper inter-house fuck train seriously either."
>The look on Dumbledore's face lightened somewhat as Harry's thrusts became quicker.
>"You getting your vinegars, young mister Potter?" Dumbledore asked in his usual, calm tone
>Harry didn't have time to respond before he began to ejaculate wildly deep inside of Hermione's slick cunt.
>Falling over her back, he licked the sweat from her skin and gazed up at the clock.
>"Twenty-one minutes... looks like a new house record." Harry muttered out in gasping breaths.
>Snape's dick began to go limp.
>Dumbledore, slapping Harry on the back, exclaimed, "50 points for Gryffindor."
>Ronald looked back down at his feet, tears welling in his eyes.
>Malfoy looked over at Dumbledore and yelled, "He cheated! There must have been a spell or some such!"
>Tucking his willy back into his robe he stormed passed Snape and over to the common room door.
>"My father will hear of this", Malfoy whispered as he stormed out of the room.

not the person to say this, and you're right. This guy should get into the movie business

piss off

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not the FIRST person I mean

shop voldemort nose onto him, he would look perfect

what meaning?

Didn't we already figure out that coom is a bizarre discord op?

based, seething cumbrains in this thread

"No!"
I'M COOMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>bizarre
they went too hard with cumbrain and got banned so they switched to something even worse

More like up-and-cooming

I jizz constantly and I love the coomer meme. I think this meme has backfired

Cumbrain was a great meme in retrospect, but coomer quickly became dated trash

I'M DEHHHHINGGGGGGGGGG

>I can't make things hard without seeing them. I can make women do what I want them to do by clicking them. I can make dirty things happen to people who arouse me. I can make me coom if I want to.

Pic related is the original meme, originating on /biz/ and intended to represent despair/depression arising from living a meaningless soul-destroying life as a wagecuck.

Redditors have turned it into some retarded shit about masturbating, thus destroying it

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SNOOM?

kek

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Janny, boy! I'm cooming. I'm cooming, Jan.

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It's seems like memes coom and go pretty fast lately.

oh not wojack #104015900 how could they destroy such a precious image

He set his Twitter to private because you assholes wouldn't stop making fun of him. He wasn't harming anyone and probably feels like absolute shit due to underage trolls who are probably addicted to porn as well but won't admit it.