>the names Bond, James Bond
The names Bond, James Bond
Dink is a chad Dwarf, but a pathetic excuse for a Human male.
Actually that would be pretty interesting and much better than female or Tyrone/Sanchez/Ling Bond.
fr fr when's their gonna be a disabled james bond
>the names Umpa, Umpa Lumpa
>Rich
>high social value
>women want to fuck him
He is a better human than you.
He could run through the bad guy's legs and escape through ventilation system
Solid pick
I never watched any Bond movies, but I would watch them if they starred Peter Dinklage
based and stirredpilled
Have to agree. That parkour opening would've been interesting with a midge doing the chasing.
I would get a girlfriend, just to see such KINO in the theater
He isn't British
yeah but hes a dwarf lmao
>the names Bond,
>(Worldwideeeeeeee)
>James Bond.
003.5
What about the villain?
We meet again Mr Bond
Glad you could make it on such short notice
>as Mr. Frogg
that smug little cunt
>James bond but the entire cast are midgets
Fund it
You know, this could actually work.
I knew it was coming but I still laughed
for fuck sake
Does he fuck normal size women?
Holy shit, we could be on the cusp of MIDGET KINO
Imagine them sitting around the casino table on those little child's high chairs
yes
I would watch it if his British accent didn't SUCK
hows the weather down there, dinkleberry?
>chips the size of frisbees
>I'll make short work of you
im crying