The names Bond, James Bond

>the names Bond, James Bond

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Dink is a chad Dwarf, but a pathetic excuse for a Human male.

Actually that would be pretty interesting and much better than female or Tyrone/Sanchez/Ling Bond.

fr fr when's their gonna be a disabled james bond

>the names Umpa, Umpa Lumpa

>Rich
>high social value
>women want to fuck him
He is a better human than you.

He could run through the bad guy's legs and escape through ventilation system
Solid pick

I never watched any Bond movies, but I would watch them if they starred Peter Dinklage

based and stirredpilled

Have to agree. That parkour opening would've been interesting with a midge doing the chasing.

I would get a girlfriend, just to see such KINO in the theater

He isn't British

yeah but hes a dwarf lmao

>the names Bond,
>(Worldwideeeeeeee)
>James Bond.

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003.5

What about the villain?

We meet again Mr Bond

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Glad you could make it on such short notice

>as Mr. Frogg
that smug little cunt

>James bond but the entire cast are midgets
Fund it

You know, this could actually work.

I knew it was coming but I still laughed

for fuck sake

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Does he fuck normal size women?

Holy shit, we could be on the cusp of MIDGET KINO

Imagine them sitting around the casino table on those little child's high chairs

yes

I would watch it if his British accent didn't SUCK

hows the weather down there, dinkleberry?

>chips the size of frisbees

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>I'll make short work of you

im crying