No Mike, leave me alone Noooooo!

Reminder that Michael Myers got his ass kicked by Busta Rhymes

Myers is as big as Jason. The biggest Jason was 6’4 Hodder and 6’5 Mears.

Myers was 6’8 Mane and 6’4 Courtney

Reminder Jason got his ass kicked by 12 year old Corey Feldman

>caught off guard is the same as fighting someone
Brainlet

It's not nice to bully a retard, Michael.

Still got dealt with

Really? For some reason the Jason’s height seems way more prominent

Jason's potrayed as a hulking retard, Michael's a vaguely superhuman killer

And Michael got a beat down by Paul Rudd

>"Acting up again kiddo? Looks like it's back to the lake for you!"
>N-NOOOOOO FREDDY PLEASE I HATE WATER AAAAH HELP ME MOMMY

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Retard strength still makes me give advantage to Jason

Hodder was only 6'1". You're thinking of Ken Kirzinger, who was like 6'6" if I remember.

Except Jason is the king by kill count

Jason: 165
>F13 Part 2: 10
>F13 Part 3: 12
>F13 Final Chapter: 13
>F13 Part 6 Jason Lives: 18
>F13 Part 7 New Blood: 15
>F13 Part 8 Jason Takes Manhattan: 16
>Jason Goes to Hell: 25
>Jason X: 22
>Freddy vs Jason: 21
>F13 2009: 13

Michael Myers: 123
>Halloween: 5 (+2 dogs)
>H2: 10
>H4 Return of Michael Myers: 16
>H5 Revenge of Michael Myers: 13
>Curse of Michael Myers: 16
>H20: 6
>Halloween Resurrection: 9
>Halloween 2007: 15
>H2 2009: 16
>Halloween 2018: 15

Chucky: 40
>CP: 4
>CP2: 7
>CP3: 6
>Bride of Chucky: 6
>Seed of Chucky: 5
>Curse of Chucky: 5
>Cult of Chucky: 7

Freddy Kreuger: 38
>ANoES: 4
>Freddy's Revenge: 10
>Dream Warriors: 6
>Dream Master: 6
>Dream Child: 3
>Final Nightmare: 3
>Freddy vs Jason: 1 (surprisingly)
>ANoES 2010: 5

Leatherface: 31
>TCM: 4
>TCM 2: 4
>TCM 3: 3
>TCM Next Generation: 1
>TCM 2003: 6
>TCM Beginning: 6
>TC 3D: 4
>Leatherface: 3

Pinhead: 25
>Hellraiser: 1
>Hellraiser 2: 1
>Hellraiser 3: 7
>Bloodline: 3
>Inferno: 1
>Hellseeker: 0 (wtf)
>Deader: 9
>Revelations: 3

Jason being afraid of water is a thing. I remember it from Freddy vs. Jason specifically and they took it from another movie I'm sure.

Jason and Michael are good friends, there is no need for violence

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>Jason being afraid of water is a thing
Except it wasn't. He drowned as a boy, but there was never any indication that water still scared him in any of the others. He swims from the cruise ship to fucking Manhattan without a fear in the world. He's afraid of the toxic sludge at the end of the 8th movie, but that's not because he's scared of drowning.

In the Manhattan one he turns back into kid Jason when he ends up in water. Then again didn't he just walk out of the lake after they chained him to the bottom in the previous movie?

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He calmly creeps out of the water in the beginning of the same movie, and also swims from the exploding ship to fucking Manhattan without any fears.

Not like Halloween is consistent either. How many reboots has it had? 2? 3 if you count 4 as one?

>Please, Jason is Myers’ bitch
>Jason has more movies
>more kills
>fewer reboots
yeah nah

see pic related

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Yeah it's really not consistent. I looked up the ending of Manhattan and he actually says in his kid voice "mommy don't let me drown" as he's about to be hit by the flood water.
youtube.com/watch?v=3YWT0JnpybE

>can't even get a movie done anymore without court autism
This is a Myers board

>This is a Myers board
>Meyers threads only do well when they turn into Jason threads, and Jason threads consistently do better head to head against Michael threads
Nah

>we will never get Jason vs Michael
it hurts

kinda shocked how low freddy is, does he do stuff that doesn't necessarily result in death or is any given kill typically given a lot of screentime ?

>jason just wants people to stay out of his campsite
>normies insist on bunking there each year
Leave Jason alone.

Freddy has had far fewer films than Jason and Michael, and yeah, he tends to toy with his victims throughout the movies, rather than going full body count. Plus it turned into a comedy after two so it got more light hearted

Superior slasher coming through. Gonna dab on your cliches while I'm at it.

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Pinhead, step yo game up

Freddy has always been more about quality over quantity. Creative, unique kills over generic ones. Plus, the guy you're replying to skipped one of Freddy's movies where it's technically not "Freddy" but a demon pretending to be him. But I don't blame him for that.

I would say 3 is still mostly horror, but yeah that was the birth of the truly silly parts

meh, never really been a fan of him. I like the movies but he doesn't have a cool design or anything interesting. He's just a couple of psycho teenagers.

Jason vs Mike vs Jeepers when?

This

it's literally only in FvJ and he gets over it by the end of the movie

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ftfy

>*gets replaced every film*
>*comes in pairs because they can't fight Sidney 1v1*

>it's another Chad Myers bullies Jason" thread

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>he doesn't have a cool design
Yeah he does
>or anything interesting
His identity is a mystery every time
>He's just a couple of psycho teenagers
And yet Ghostface still has a distinct personality that the killers all emulate while they're in the suit. Stalking, taunting, harassment - he plays the long game.

>Yeah it's really not consistent.
well yeah the Asian guy that directed FvJ had never even seen a Jason movie and New Line didn't give a shit and let him do whatever more or less

>AH JASON NOT FAIR I CANT SEE
>MY SISTER WOULDNT HAVE SEX WITH ME AND WHEN I TRIED TO KILL HER SHE PUT MY EYES OUT AH
Virgin mikey fails again

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>AAAAAAAAHHHHH MOMMY YOU SAID THEY WOULDN'T FIGHT BACK AAAAAAA

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>AH NOT FAIR BLACK MAN IS MY KRYPTONITE
>STUDIO I NEED ANOTHER REBOOT WAHHHHH

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>WAIT WAIT STOP
>OWWWWWW MY EYES NOT AGAIN! MOMMMMMMMMMYYYYY HELP ME, I CAN'T EVEN BEAT THIS PEDOPHILE IN THE REAL WORLD MOMMYYYYYY

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>MOMMY ITS NOT FAIR I KEEP GETTING REBOOTS BUT PEOPLE STILL LIKE JASON BETTER
>OH NO MY RIP OFF OF JASON SUCKED REBOOT NOW STUDIO MOMMY REEEEE

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>NOOOOO MY FACE
>MY UGLY HIDEOUS REPULSIVE FACE, HOW WILL I EVER GET MY SERIES REVIVED NOW THAT THEY'VE SEEN MY DISGUSTING FACE
>MOMMY PLEAAAAAAASE SAAAVE ME

michael has the better original film while jason has the better franchise

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Mikechads in the house tonight lol

>OH NOOOO I GOT STOPPED BY SOME ROCKS AND PAUL RUDD
>STUDDDDDDIIIIIIOOOOOOOO I NEED ANOTHER REBOOT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

forgot pic

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>this gif has been posted dozens of times in the past week and still no one has shopped "that gay shit" onto the chainsaw

I was gonna find a pic of Michael trapped by rocks but, I figured you wanted to go picless

You forgot the space ship that gets destroyed because of Jason.

>Well, atleast it's not a glass of water

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Not so fast little Mikey

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Is Jason an incel?

kek
>OH NO MY MASK IN THIS REBOOT LOOKS AWFUL
>STUDIO MOMMY DO I REALLY HAVE TO WAIT TWO MORE MOVIES TO GET A REBOOT

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Pin is a patrician. He doesn't just kill anyone

>121300824
Nope. Had da segs in III and possibly earlier too.
Only incel in slashers is leather face

fuck, marry, kill

jason, freddy, micheal

go!

>....

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fuck Michael
kill Freddy
marry Jason

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>….

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fuck freddy
kill michael
marry sweet jason and live in the woods

Atleast Michael was in that film

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Jason was in V too. Kills 2 people in the short time hes on screen
youtube.com/watch?v=elvtIj_sPwU

>hard to kill mass murderer gets buried with his machete
kek.

to be fair it's a dream sequence

One last one for the night
>OH NO NO NO STOP YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME LOOK WEAK . AHHHHH I'M SUPPOSED TO BE BULLETPROOF OH GOD AAAAH THAT HURTS OWWWWIEEEE
>WAIT IS THAT A...? OH NOOOOOO NOT THE BOMBS PLEASE NOOOO

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vastly underrated

>OH NO NO I GOT SHOT BY A BUNCH OF LOCAL POLICE MEN
>WHY DOES JASON GET TO GET SHOT AT BY THE FBI BUT I ONLY GET HICK COPS WAHHHHHHHHH
youtube.com/watch?v=Xu43SbqQMAo

>gets dabbed on by every victim
>still manages to kill them
best killer

Jason has 195 kills

screenrant.com/friday-13th-movies-jason-kill-count-total/

Laurie>Sidney>Nancy

>that situp

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Imagine being Michael...

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>Sidney
who?

>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU KIDS CAN'T HAVE SEX AT MY SUMMER CAMP!
>STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

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fuck off jokeface

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Duke posting

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>Grand Total (including the 38 kills carried out by other people, accidents, or other means) = 195 Kills
not too sure about this one chief

i fucking hate that movie so much, it was like michael myers wrote a shitty fanfic and sold it to Rob Zombie

What happened in hellseeker

>implying Jason didn't have sex at his cmap

>it was like michael myers wrote a shitty fanfic and sold it to Rob Zombie
first one zombie did was good, they gave him too much freedom with the second one.
You should look up the script that they threw together for the third one, zombie didn't do it but it was bad

Of course he had
with me

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Isn't Jason unkillable? Mike is just some guy

i unironically was fine with 2007 remake only because of michael was such a fucking doom machine in it and i liked that. But other charactes were so shit and that ruins everything else

Freddy fucks with characters for a while before he kills them.

Hellseeker and Inferno both tried to be trippy "smart" psychological horror movies where Pinhead is barely in it, he mostly appears at the end to escort the cursed protag to hell.

Was he? When/where?

Only faggots pick sides.

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Jason died in Final Chapter and Jason Goes to Hell, Michael has never died despite some really good attempts.

Jason wins the rematch

This. Michael was a monster in that film and I found him to have a more terrifying look. The thing that annoyed me the most was the screaming, it was to over the top and only got worse in zombies 2nd film.

He's more of a watcher and guide of horrors than a killer himself. Consider how many people have probably died in service to or influenced by the box in human history.

Based.

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>Chucky with a higher body count than Freddy Krueger
Pathetic.

pretty sure there's a tv in one scene playing the original Halloween. More of a cameo than an actual appearance.

Its just banter man

Faggot.

>Hellraiser 3: 7

He slaughtered an entire nightclub full of dozens of people.

>>Freddy vs Jason: 1 (surprisingly)
It's not that surprising, the whole plot of the movie is that Jason keeps stealing killing blows from him so they fight

>Jason is a supernatural zombie with super strength and teleportation
>Freddy is a dream demon who has total control over the dreamscape
>Michael Myers is literally just a regular guy who loves murdering people
Feels good to be a Myers chad.

>Michael Myers is literally just a regular guy who loves murdering people
Which timeline is he a regular human in? Is that the first one, the second, the third, the fourth, the fifth....

Cringe...

None, well except the Rob Zombie movies. There's no way he's just a human in the 2018 movie.

Shit like this is unironically why Part 2 has the best Jason depiction. Fuck unstoppable teleporting retard zombie Jason.