NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SWITCH LANES WITHOUT SIGNALING!!!!!! PROPER RULES OF THE ROAD!!!!! HAVE SOME ETTIQUITE!!!!!

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>Yea Forums - Television & Film

>"NOOOO! YOU CAN'T JUST PASS ME SUPER CLOSE! FUCKING CAR SLAVE!"

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They're all OP

Winnie the Pooh

what are some kinos where cyclists get run over

>Why yes I do drive a manual how could you tell?

>car cucks cant stop seething
LMAO, sucks to be fat

>Why yes, I do pull up to the stop light and slowly inch forward while anticipating the light to turn green
>how could you tell?

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>WTF WHY ARE YOU MERGING IN FRONT OF ME I HAVE RIGHT OF WAY YOU CAN'T MAKE ME BRAKE

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i'm borderline underweight

>not a pupperino woofer post
see me after class

>NOOOOO IM HONKING AT YOU THAT MEANS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SPEED UP

haha nice fuck those people I drive a truck

/o/ gen?

Maybe if you rode a bike and built some muscle you wouldn't blow away in the wind twig

so fucking based

>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT FLIP ME OFF I HAVE A BABY ON BOARD STICKER

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>NOOOO YOU CAN'T USE YOUR PHONE WHILE DRIVING IT'S DANGEROUS

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kek

i jog every day at 5 in the morning though

>STOP NOOOO YOU CAN'T GET IN FRONT OF ME I DRIVE A TRUCK I OWN THE ROAD STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP NOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE A TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

holy fucking based

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stop sleeping in loser and eat some meat

>NOOOOOOOOO I'M HONKING WHY WON'T YOU TURN LEFT INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC

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>build muscle
>on a bike
lololol

someone post the webm of that cyclist getting shoved into a ditch lmao

>I only had a few beers
>I'm good to drive

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These assholes that push the pedal on red lights are so fucking annoying

Or when they let you cross first and then when you're in front of them start honking like a maniac just to fuck with you

Some people should be barred from driving, especially boomers and women

>mfw chicago traffic in the morning
USE YOUR FUCKING SIGNALS REEEEEEEEE

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Tinamen Square

but i mainly eat meat and find most vegetables disgusting

>mfw tailgating someone until they move to the right lane and then I speed past them and as soon as I pass they switch back to the left lane
lol get fucked, I'm not even in a hurry or anything and I'm fine not going faster, I just like to make cucks who go slow in the left lane feel uncomfortable and nervous. If you want to drive like a pussy get in the right lane.

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>why yes the vehicle is set to eco mode
>why yes the engine will switch off during periods of prolonged stoppage
>why yes I will take an extra few seconds to pull away from a dead stop

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POST THE CYCLIST GETTING PUSHED WEBM PLEASE

why do people stop then, then after a while start driving forward even though the car infront of them isnt moving at a stop light

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I'm only posting these so everyone can bask in their brilliance

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NOOOOOOO ITS ONE PARKING SPACE PER CUSTOMER YOURE BREAKING THE RULES OF POLITE SOCIETY

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lmao i just slow down when someone tailgates me in left, then when they try to pass i match their speed

based but criminal

This but the opposite. I drive slower when someone tailgates me, then speed up when they switch lanes to pass me

>NOOOO DON'T HONK AT ME IT HURTS MY FEELINGS

he just said he jogs at 5 in the morning thats the opposite of sleeping in you uneducated bike cuck

do Americans hate healthy people this much?

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Dude might as well be dead holy shit. How sociopathic can you be.

He really pissed Frank Zappa off.

>that dude who lets you into the lane when you're trying to turn left at a three-way road with yours being the only stop sign
Thank you m8

>he thinks 5 is early
yikes, get a job loser

lmao did they catch the break checker

I only do that when I'm going fast, like 70 or 80 and some cuck tries to pass me. Those losers can't keep up with my 'stang and it makes me lol when they have to switch back behind me, then I slow down to like 60 when that happens.

for what, touching the brake pedal without taking some asshole's feelings into account?

Only niggers and roasties use their phones when they drive. Which are you?

>my stang
How embarrassing

you almost made me choke on a biscuit, congrats

its called reckless driving you dumb faggot, even if you're "in the right" brake checking someone means you fully well know the potential consequences like in the webm

Bicycle riders don't deserve the treatment lazy car drivers give them.
2bh tho, they should just get a bicycle machine at home instead of slowing down the roads.

i only ever drive under the speed limit because i like making low test people pissed

I drive a tanker carrying a SHITLOAD of diesel every day. Cut me off, I’ll fuckin kill us both.

This is a good way to die

youtube.com/watch?v=USWqrrF6cQw
youtube.com/watch?v=USWqrrF6cQw

Only incels don't.

Brake checking is unquestionably illegal.
You can't kill other people for shitty driving.

based I do this too and I also will go out of my way and switch lanes to tailgate people who I see tailgating other people just to bring balance to the situation

>tfw bicyclists always have right of way in my state
>bike crosswalks are always in awkward spots in my city and stopping for bicyclists in some spots just doesn't work
>always just ignore bicyclists and go anyway
>always roll my windows down so I can hear them yell FUCK YOU or STOP YOU JACKASS while shedding soitears

Reckless driving is the imbecile on the back being way too close to the car in front of them.

If you look big and scary will this deter people from doing asshole things to you while driving?

youtube.com/watch?v=fkjnafI9Al8

Lmao you faggots are fucking miserable

Nothing wrong with using a bike, but cyclists look gay as fuck desu.

>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BRAKE WITHOUT WARNING ME

Imagine thinking you’re tough or a badass for speeding lmao. First world problems at its finest.

I'm a Water Tech in Phoenix, and part of my job is assessing water mains that run underneath the major roadways.
30+ times a day, in the middle of rush hour traffic, I'll turn on my work truck's caution lights and arrow board and stop in a lane with often many people behind me.

Nothing brings me greater joy than hopping out at a green light with a shit-eating grin and telling rows of normalfags they need to get out of the lane.
I also often park on sidewalks and bike-lanes, so fuck pedestrians and cyclists.

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I post on Yea Forums at red lights lmao

Do Europeans actually act like this?

fucking lol'd

Learn the meaning of unquestionably

brake checking is more dangerous for the person doing it but it isn't illegal

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BLOW THROUGH A RED LIGHT JUST AFTER IT TURNED FROM YELLOW

Some times I get bored or take my foot off the brake or I’m checking if my headlights are on and working in the reflection.

You're supposed to follow 3 seconds back, legally.

He was illegally close to that car.

Both are at fault.

>Oh no, officer, there was something lying on the street and I got startled.

WAS THAT A JUMPSCARE BRAKE IN MY SLOW ATMOSPHERIC BONE CHILLING HIGHWAY COMMUTE
NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LET ME TAILGATE YOU

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Evil and chaospilled

I was going through my ex's phone. Found pics and vids. Pics were cp. Vids were of her molesting her younger cousin, vid of her dog licking her and her sisters pussies, her pissing outside, creepshot pics of kids, and shemale porn. Dumped her and reported her. She was in airforce. Idk what happened dont care I hope she got killed.

>NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Say "only a fool breaks the 2 second rule". Start when the car in front reaches a point like a curb or a signpost then you should also be reaching that point when you finish

this happened to me today
>waiting to turn right
>just chillin, not in a rush
>lots of cars coming but finally get my chance
>turn and immediately some guy in a tacoma (it's always a truck) starts accelerating in my rearview
>he goes to pass me in the right lane
>I drive pic related and we are now racing I guess
>beat him to the light
>we're both at the stop light, 1st position
>he hits the gas and shoots past a cop
>cop pulls him over
>i go to mcdonalds and buy my tendies
before anyone asks yes, they were delicious.

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Brake checking is as reckless as signaling left and turning right. It doesn't affect the speed or trajectory of your car. The retard drove himself into the ditch.

i dont tailgate, i slow down in front of tailgaters and i speed up when they try to pass. i dont brake check, though, because its a one way ticket to totaling the cars of both parties involved.

yall psychopaths

places where people generally respect the rules
>japan, nordics, germany, canada

places where people drive like absolute apes
>india, united states, eritrea, turkey, brazil

which group are you in user?

fucking based

I just drive to my destination, follow the laws and rules of the road, and don't get upset with other people.

Am I the only one?

In case you need to catch 'em all
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nah fuck you tailgaters deserve the airbag

Reminder that if everyone:
>Remained exactly inbetween the car in front and behind them
>zipper merged
There would be no traffic congestion

My favorite thing is blocking a turn lane with people behind me.
There's no possible way for them to turn, so they're forced to either continue straight or make an illegal turn.
A few times an officer sees them and pulls them over. Just because I block the lane doesn't mean you get to break the law.

Get ABS son

LMAAAAOOOOOO

imagine these are the people who make fun of amerifats for having suburbs with wide open roads. navigating tiny streets like this sounds like hell

forum.officer.com/forum/public-forums/general-law-enforcement-topics/6438822-break-checking-who-s-at-fault

Imagine my shock when it's revealed Yea Forums doesn't know what it's talking about.

In this case there's a dashcam that literally disproves that lie.
Enjoy your perjury and attempted manslaughter charges.

Anyone ride a motorcycle? Thinking about getting one desu but kinda worried since I have to share the road with Americans.

t. enlightened redditor

I always knew you fuckers got a kick out of it, and I can't blame you.

>tfw busfag

>why yes i don't know how to drive and im 22

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>zipper merged
what does this mean

>police larp forum where everyone is saying it's highly dependent on the context

>"NOOO I CANT BE WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING"

>Water Tech
So you fuck around in the sewers with all the turds and rats, yeah?

Brake checking is legal. Because legally, you’re just slowing down. You don’t need a reason to slow down. The driver behind is at fault for not properly responding to your brake signals. EVERY safety manual says stay 200 feet away from other vehicles on a highway MINIMUM

anyone have the youtube with the australian guy screaming at some guy after he pulls over?

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY CANT I FOLLOW YOU UNREASONABLY CLOSE FOR NO REASON

how does this prove shit? It could have been a bird that flew away in front and the camera wouldn't record shit.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DRIVING OVER PEOPLE IS BAD YOU CANT DO THAT YOU SHOULD GO TO JAIL

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lane b and lane a merge into one another like a zipper a,b,a,b,a,b,a,b etc

Where one lane is obstructed, use both lanes up to the blockage then alternate merging to go past it.

Instead people instinctively avoid getting "stuck" by moving over early, leaving half the road unused and causing delays.

It's a driving meme because it works in theory but not in practise