Movie is called "Batman"

>Movie is called "Batman"
>Batman is only in it for like 6 minutes
Thank god for Nolan's trilogy

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>kys zoomer

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The two Burton Batmans are still two of the best capeshit films ever made.

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pleb fag
No they're not, not even close

No one notices those bat signals on his house?

Tim Burton, Filmmaker

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Capeshit was different back then, young one.

Personally, I kind of liked it in an odd sort of way. When Batman appeared, you knew that you were fucked as opposed to it being just some sort of non-interactive third-person shooter.

Burton's Batman had a cool kind of restraint that modern Capeshit wouldn't be able to replicate these days without bombing at the BO.

No, thank god for Schumacher, who made Batman films with soul, unlike that hack Burton

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That's the point, Bruce Wayne is the actual character, Batman is just the mask that legitimizes his vigilantism.

But Burton’s Bruce Wayne is terrible

Who would? It's already established in the first film that his mansion is well out of the way.

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>Liking forced homosexuality
Go back

There’s no forced homosexuality at all

I disagree, Keaton is one of the better Waynes.

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>Bat-nipples
>Countless shots of male asses
>Greek statues
I could go on for hours, kys fag

Batman is great. Batman Returns is not so great.

Batman Forever is unironically the best Batman movie. The cast and art direction were great. I only wish Dany Elfman had done the soundtrack. Kiss from a Rose is good though.

>Bat-nipples
Nothing wrong with that
>Countless shots of male asses
They’re getting into costume, and the same thing is done for batgirl too
>Greek statues
Nothing wrong with this
You’re grasping at straws

As much shit as Schumacher gets, I do appreciate his interesting aesthetic take.

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Kys nostalgiafaggots, Schumacher is a literak faggot and a hack. His movies are all terrible

Hi Tim

Burton sucks too, Joel

Agreed.

The two Burton Batman films and the two Raimi Spider-Man movies are the only capeshit kino there are.

Returns was way better than the first one, though

what about Raimi's Darkman you absolute zoomer?

>Superman 1,2, and 3
>Darkman
>Watchmen

Batman Returns is still the best Batman movie ever made

FIGHT ME

This image confuses me. Is that two Batman Forever logos?

Batman Begins is

'no'

it's not forced homosexuality.
it's all done willinglyyyyyyyy

yes there are, but I think it's because he wears two different costumes in that

Nice Coat

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>Watchmen
Complete and utter shit.
They took a great a comic and adapted it for idiots.

>all your childhood crushes are old or fat now

You’re only right on the first 2 Superman movies.

The rest are trash.

You nailed it. Also, Watchmen.

What went wrong?

Did your husband get it for you?

>Darkman trash
>Superman 3 trash
Imagine having taste this bad

Keaton had the best ride

>Nothing wrong with that
Yes there is
>They’re getting into costume
Every other movie manages to depict Bruce in and out of costume without ever showing a close up of his ass as he’s changing

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No one told me this was a comedy.

Affleck deserved better.

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At least make your bait more clever.

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This. The SOUL meme is real in these cases. They feel like crafted films, not whatever noisy mess we get these days.

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Batman is the worst part of any Batman concept.

The only Batman movie that has more Batman than Batman is Batman (1966)

>Blade

'66 Batman is the only good Batman movie just like View to a Kill is the only good Bond movie.

t. professional film critic

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>Burton's Batman had a cool kind of restraint that modern Capeshit wouldn't be able to replicate these days without bombing at the BO.

Burton’s Batman was the Golden Age version. Where Batman was mysterious and kind of a bogeyman. The less is more approach worked.

I’d like to see it go back to that but it never will

...faggot

Nigel, Runner

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For me, it's Batgirl.

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Kek

>Extremely low quality bait

I didn't mind it.

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He's only right about the first Superman movie. The second one is embarrassing.

Over the years I've noticed that a lot of Millennials tend to defend Batman Forever from haters, due to strong childhood nostalgia (see also: Home alone, Hook, Pokemon the Movie, Space Jam, Star Wars prequels, Spy kids, The mummy), and think it's unfairly lumped with Batman and Robin.

>Best combatant in the world
>Gets stabbed by common nameless thug

That last guy,
He's a big guy

For you.

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He just got finished fighting superman
And is trying not to resort to senseless killing unless he's given no other choice.