So how you holding up bros?

What's it like to have sex with a girl(female)?

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overrated

i have a gf and its not really that great

milky bags of sand coins

>21 year old virgin
>No real friends
>No girlfriend
>Constant anxiety

Surprisingly i'm actually feeling pretty good recently.

;_;

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Tired as fuck
But progressing my career while continuing to be a failure with women

Extremely intimate. You feel very close and connected. It's a spectrum though, and the more you care about each other, the further along that intimate spectrum you go. People who don't feel that at all are usually people who just bang away like a jackhammer, instead of taking their time and really settling into the person. Hope you experience it soon, user - go out and try talking to more girls if you can

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Praying for you, man.

>Hope you experience it soon, user

>tfw my genitals were destroyed by cancer so it can literally never happen

What job do you have user?

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Got a bad virus which knocked me out for almost the entire week but I feel much better now. First time I was sick in years.

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just get chemically castrated then

Holy fuck I'm sorry to hear that, that's horrible

Bump you larping normalfag

>go out and try talking to more girls if you can
>have success
>turns out I'm impotent from a life of porn abuse
the ride never ends.

If it is any comfort, you have found the right website to shitpost.

> 25 year old virgin
> finally get a good job after years of wageslaving in shitty places with horrible bosses
> money doesnt bring happiness after the first months
> the loneliness is still there, I hate everyone, and my only remaining desire is to rape some qt and blown my brains

So, whats the most recent kino you have watched?

Experiment with drugs before you die
Try psychedelics
Also fuck some high class escorts then eat an entire cake by yourself
Might make you feel better for a moment
Also smoke a shit ton of weed, helped my uncle

Hope things get better for you

>osama bin saden

its so people can get on/off the bed from either side. if you ever had sex in your life you'd understand.

>so how you holding up bros?
i'm moving out far away for the first time and i'm so fucking scared, bros. what do i do? how do i meet people? i don't wanna be a social loser again

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>turns out I'm impotent from a life of porn abuse
get yourself some viagra thats what worked for me

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bad

> Kidneys, responsible for making sure that poisons and other shit at some point leave the body, are failing

"Hurhurhur, try drugs"

I got herpes after a sunburn and it spread to the rest of my body and gave me 39.9 fever.

Something's up with my immune system I think. I got sick a few times this year.

When I said I want to die I didn't mean it like this goddammit.

Invoice processing, which is glorified data entry office bullshit.

If you had a woman completely alone in front of you, do you guys think you could kill her? As in you wouldn't freeze up. Do you believe you would be able to go through with it, hypothetically.

What is my motivation?

??? Why would anyone want to kill a woman. You okay over there user?

Me and my wife are really great at communicating. The problem is that we're so good at it that we no longer have any real problems so the slightest hiccup leads to a really long conversation where we talk about what our intentions, where we miscommunicated and so on.

It's such a fucking chore.

Also my little brother who I used to bully a lot when we were kids because I was a piece of shit is now literally my boss where I work so there's that.

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Just pure interest in watching her perish ala Leopold and Loeb. Or say she is annoying and stupid on top of that if it would make it easier. I think I might freeze up if I were ever in that situation.

if I had a room big enough I would do this
I would also build a bathroom where the shower is first and then the toilet simply because I bet that would bother people

Absolutely fantastic, thanks for asking user. So so good, could not be happier.

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GF has a protective order against me. I will never love anyone else and I'm going to od on fentanyl in a few hours. I tried to get over it but it has been since may already. I can't live like this it hurts too much. I didn't hit her either, if you are wondering.

Don't do it user.

Got a criminal record for sharing my ex-gfs nudes online and now all my friends hate me

Stay with us, think of all the good shit you'd miss out on.

Can't complain ahahaha

the first step is to stop calling her your GF mate.

See you tomorrow, user.

>he needs FOUR sides to get out of bed easily
LMAOing at this agilitylet

Don't do it, she's not worth it. Even though you'll feel like shit for a long time, you'll realize it's the truth eventually as well.