Why don't they make more tornado movies?
Why don't they make more tornado movies?
Jackson Watson
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Kayden Gutierrez
lol i just saw this on reddit
Ryder Parker
They got figured out
Ryder Foster
This.tornados are NOT a threat at all and even the biggest ones can be easily stopped.
Jayden Jones
Tornadoes are no joke. Once I was at home eating dinner with my family when a tornado ripped through our neighborhood destroying our house and every house around it. My aunt's face was filled with splinters. I got hit by a brick. We never found our dog, Dixie. Most of us made it into the basement but grams didn't want to go. She said just leave her, she'd lived enough. She stayed upstairs and actually survived. She cried for so long about it afterwards, it broke our hearts. Anyway, no tornado movie will ever top 1996's "Twister". That was a blast, although when I saw it, it brought back painful memories. Where are you, Dixie? Where are you, girl?
Bentley Gutierrez
She is hiding in the toilet
Aaron Barnes
how can we stop em?
Nathaniel Clark
>We never found our dog, Dixie.
;_; hurts to picture this
Grayson Carter
God I wish that were me. Literally my dream to see one of those once in my life.
Jeremiah Cooper
Oh no if only American contractor companies didn’t continue to build stuff out of matches and plywood. Oh well the free market will fix it I’m sure.
Juan Harris
I expected this to turn into a comedic slapstick story about how you were left sitting at the dinner table, fork in hand but with no house around you.
Colton Carter
Move to Tornado Alley. They're beautiful and terrifying.
Josiah Mitchell
get off americas dick retard
Julian Butler
The house was built in the 1920s. The neighborhood church (a brick fortress) bought all of the ruined real estate afterwards, for more than it was worth. That was really nice of them.
Ethan Williams
How come they never think of the dogs, bro?
Elijah Rivera
Oh was that what I was stepping on? I thought it was a piece of gum.
Alexander Thompson
based redditor user
Cameron Walker
He’s on your fucking free market dick, retard
Benjamin Ward
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cringe
Camden Smith
>Anonymous
Christian Parker
>tornadoes are pussies
>---user
David Johnson
nice
Ryan Watson
they can't top Twister so why bother
David Russell
:(
Zachary James
>names the fucking dog
>not the family who were greviously injured
NOOOOOOO MYH EPIC BOOPER PUPERINO
Gabriel Williams
;_;
Brandon Bennett
is that an f3?
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Austin Ross
Sure can’t
Leo Howard
Because they don't want to trigger people who have had bad experiences with tornados and get sued. Jesus user get it together their are simple answers to these simple questions.
Samuel Ramirez
your IQ is probably 85.
Julian Butler
Rent Free(tm)
#everysinglethreadon4chan
Luis Torres
Charles Mitchell
thaf picture is from the 90s fag
Alexander Gray
I want more "extreme weather/natural disaster" films in general.
I love Twister, Day After Tomorrow, 2012, etc.
Dylan Cox
Explain how brick houses get ripped apart by tornadoes.
Sebastian Roberts
Because those are brick facades with wooden frames.
Evan Bell
Tornadoes are serious business. Was in Topeka in '73 at a family reunion when a "rip-slider" (as we called them) tore through our barbecue. Lost an expensive gas grill, the thing just got hurled into the air and then smashed down right on to my uncle's Mustang. Over nine puppers were drawn up into that cyclone, and we never saw them again. Mistie, Doran, Jenkins, Booparoo, Mr. Filthypaws, Daggit, Ranchero, Sam, Princess, and Lady Princess, where are you, buddies? Where are you, pals?
Elijah Watson
It's a cyclical trend.
Cooper Collins
Don't even see where that person came from. Did they jump out of the van?
Asher Johnson
As a tornado, I would prefer that Hollywood not shine any more light on myself or my kin. We're pretty much universally hated as-is, even though we can be merciful (we've spared grandmas many times before). Gotta say, though, we do love our doggos. I have a collection of over a hundred at the moment and am preparing to spin up and touch down and grab a few more.
Charles Wright
kill yourself
Nicholas Jones
We all browse reddit, you don't actually believe the memes, do you?
Dylan Cruz
CAUSE THEY'RE HUGE CUUNNTTT
Nicholas Long
D-do you at least take care of the doggies?
Matthew Sanchez
man i loved tornadoes as a kid. used to play with my friends and pretend we were being pulled away by a big one, having to grab on to trees and shit, and try to find shelter. was more fun than it sounded.
also i would run home and imagine the houses on the opposite side of the street were being torn to pieces by one, and i was just ahead of the tornadoes path. it was awesome lol. like it was so vivid in my imagination. i must've looked mental, running and looking sideways the whole way.
Gabriel Hernandez
not in the slightest but i know teenage rejects from the site come here with a false sense of superiority about their pathetic forum of choice
i'm not ashamed to admit i browse a few subreddits
Juan Sullivan
>Was in Topeka in '73
Colton Torres
Occasionally they get into fights amongst themselves and we have to spin up and hurl them apart, which sometimes causes damage (Fearwind hurled a pupper like a hundred miles one time, but everyone already considered him smog before that and he is an extreme exception), but they're happy for the most part.
Connor Long
Jeremiah Kelly
DONT YOU WANT SOMEBODY TO LOVE, DONT YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO LOVE
Sebastian Morgan
That was Clark after saving Lana in season 1
Cameron Nelson
you can't top the all time tornado kino
Hudson Allen
I used to have dreams about giant tornadoes wrecking shit. it would be cool to see a big one one up close.
Noah Lewis
Isn't that an industrial accident in China?
Jordan Fisher
It's getting sadder for me to see pics from the 80s and 90s because how comfy and white it was. It's not fun anymore to look back.
Hunter Carter
The world was real then; we live in its echo.
Michael Robinson
Did she just not want to get off the couch?
Nicholas Jones
I'm really beginning to realize this. We're living off the fumes of Western Civilization and it's not going to last much longer. You can view the breakdown all over.
Benjamin Baker
A sure sign somebody isn't laughing at their own comment is if they include "lol" or some variation
Jackson Perry
You /pol/tards need to get a hold of yourselves. We live in the happiest and most prosperous times in human history precisely BECAUSE of diversity and how we have changed.
Owen King
This
I always dream that I finally see one in real life. Then when I wake up, I realise it has been a dream once again.
Jack Ortiz
Thomas Davis
I was laying face down on my bed one afternoon when a tornado funneled in through the open window and violated me. Literally no one in my family believed me, and they asked me where our dog Chalmers was. We never found Chalmers.
Joseph Myers
topkek
Christian Thompson
Dixie landed safely in Canada, Adam is looking after her now
David Barnes
to be fair even if the tornado is big/close enough to do that brick could still survive something smaller or further away that would have destroyed a plywood house
Dominic Jones
We had a movie about hurricanes in Florida recently.
Evan Scott
Yo, you ever seen a waterspout? I've seen tornadoes but never a waterspout.
Michael Sanchez
It comes down to cost. It is actually cheaper to have your wooden house be destroyed and rebuilt than it is to do the massive repairs to a stone or brick house.
William Torres
2 main reasons:
1: disaster movies fell out of fashion in large part due to 9/11
2: tornado's are the least reported on and least intimidating natural disasters. it can be done, but its very hard to achieve that same sense of scale
Adam Harris
Tornadoes are basically an american only phenomenon. The rest of the world has no real context for what it is like.
Bentley Gutierrez
Aaron Hill
STOP MY INVINCIBLE SON
Lincoln Murphy
Yes, those all white inventions were because of diversity.
Elijah Ramirez
How many patents do you yourself hold?
Kevin Collins
I lived through tornado once too
One came through my house in town. The wind blew too hard and rippen through my ceiling and took my favorite ball above me. I guess it fling my ball about a block away before it landed in somebody's yard.
We still live in the same house, but there's a huge duct tapped patch in the ceiling.
Jason Carter
Based European retard
Jayden Young
Why don't you properly fix your fucking roof, idiot?
James Perry
Because they can't top perfection.
Grayson Baker
>we all browse reddit
The most of I have used reddit is when its a search result on google for something. I think I have seen the front page like 2 times in my life.
Jackson Watson
An actual movie with this concept alone would be so fucking kino.