Post a pic, get a film recommendation

Post a pic, get a film recommendation

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why would someone do this. just shave off the hard parts dude, jesus.

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Look how thick and yellow the skin is, that's all "hard part", calloused as shit.

Anyone else want to eat that?

>Cutting off natures shoes

It's there for a reason

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It becomes desperation after a while

I was once so sick and frustrated with a skin condition on my mouth I deliriously shaved my lips with a razor in the middle of the night

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marathon runner or something similar probably

the guy who swam around Britain dissolved his tongue with the salt water

kys my dude

>dude ill just leave me mouth open while I swim

yuck

is this dinotendies

Jesus, ok, I'll do it then.
Antichrist
Karate Kid pt II
Signs
Sundays and Cybele
Primer

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It’s dead flesh, could rot and cause gangrene

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Hedwig and the Angry Inch

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Tusk

My feet are almost like this, it's really hard and yellow around the edges.
Bought one of those stones to grind them with while in the shower, but doesn't really work. How the fuck do I fix it?

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I think the pic is a hint

go to one of those things where the fish eat all the cartilage on your feet

you got a fact to back that up?

Go see a dermatologist and ask what they recommend.

Also maybe try soaking your feet in a bucket of hot water for like 30 minutes before you use the stone

is there a dick measuring census that goes out or something?

I once had a stubborn wart that I finally used steel wool on

You have to soak the everloving fuck out of them, I mean straight hours, for it to get soft enough for the stone to have any real effect. Use detergent like dish soap in the water you soak them in & keep it at least warm.

It does work but it takes forever. So you don't fuck your shit up like OP.

Just soak you feet for like 30 mins in salt water. Then give them a short brisk rub with the pumice.

This plus put salt in the water.

idk what this is

but hostel

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>cartilage

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Why would you want to get rid of the calluses though? Just for fetish purposes?

merican healthcare everyone
I'm Britfag and get my anti-fungal treatments and corns bevelled off by hot NHS nurses for free

Is this some cow tools shit?

Fucking kino.

why would you do that though

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I'm a bong you retard

bad skin conditions are essentially incurable, just treatable

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Not unless you are 25 stone and riddled with diabetes you don't mate

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Human Centipede: Second Sequence
WHORE
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt I (but you are forbidden from watching pt II)
Cloverfield

i'm guessing, back alley abortion room?

i order pedegg leftovers from my fav camgirls and chew on it like i have a dip in
only costs like $50 for a big "dip" that lasts all night

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you can literally get HIV from those
my feet/hand skin is like that but that's because i have psoriasis/eczema. i don't go around cutting bits off but occasionally i end up picking off a big bit like reese's sunburn in that one episode of malcolm in the middle

Gummo
The Elephant Man
Nymphomaniac
Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle

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I'm not watching the dullest franchise in the history of franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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Based

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When I was still in school doing woodwork it'd fuck my fingers but mostly thumbs up and cause them to dry up and shedding skin, with pretty much zero feeling left in them. I'm pretty sure it was something to do with my skin not handling the natural oils in the wood or something, because it never happened when working with metal or any other harder work I've done since. I ended up picking away at the skin until my thumbs were red, paper-thin weepy like those feet and just incredibly sensitive to even the slightest touch, and it was fucking horrible. I can't even imagine doing it to a larger area like my feet.

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Casino Royale

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Al dente

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>tfw 5 inch Amerimutt

post feet

Soak your feet in warm piss.

Warlock

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Can't remember if it was on /ck/ or /fit/ this

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Do people not know these exist?

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That works for OP's pic as well because of the iconic iron-nail-through-the-footprint part.

me

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i want more incel kino. ive seen taxi driver and br2049 already

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This is unsettling

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King of Comedy
The Man Who Sleeps
Angst (1983)

it's from dinotendies who used to post on /ck/ until he got permabanned for cooking turtle eggs
he posts on youtube now
youtube.com/watch?v=MAFWvs7bPSI

Wetlands (2013).

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>used to post on /ck/ until he got permabanned for cooking turtle eggs
Kek wut
I wasn't aware such a thing was even possible

dinotendies is based

archived.moe/ck/thread/10145960/
twitter.com/dino_tendies/status/964311240855220224

Where can I see her gaping butthole?

where do you think you are

Stormfront invests a lot of money looking into it

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>ITT: federal felonies
Thanks for that. My sides.

Jarhead.

pervert!

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That movie is awful. A film class I took made me watch it. Fuck.

Thread said nothing about recommendations having to be "good".

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That doesn’t answer my question

What's going on here?

I know. I'm just saying before someone else thinks to watch it.

sauce

Lost in Translation

gross

You & I can't be frens, we're too different.

Pleb, Trannies disgust me but that is a well shot film.

Lol

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>going to the hospital full of poos for skin conditions
Not even an americlap but bongs trying to act superior is top cringe

GTA: San Andreas.

The Fly
Tokyo Decadence
Into Great Silence
Ready Player One
The Joker
The Blob (1988)
Exdrummer
The Lego Movie
Moon
Harold and Kumar 2
Naked Lunch
Thank You For Smoking
Napoleon Dynamite
What We Do In The Shadows
Rescue Dawn
That one with Cate Beckinsale where she hunts vampires

i've had lost in translation and eternal sunshine on my list for a while should i watch em

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sounan desu ka

Thick calluses can cause a lot of problems. They crack and get infected, you can get painful blisters under them, and it's generally pretty uncomfortable.

Gonna need one quick

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the data collected from dick inspection day. I knew it would finally come to fruition!

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>he though penis inspection were a meme

>tfw 6" Canadian chad with good girth
feels good man

Sausage party

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Eyes Wide Shut

>had a wart on my finger
>sliced it off with a pocket knife
>sliced it off but deeper
>didn’t return

Jackie Brown

at least you can talk,who are you?

Monty Python & the Holy Grail

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Is it just me or are all images disappearing/404ing?

based and tendiepilled

just you. f5?

Austin powers in goldmember

Same. My lips were all fucked once from a burn, I ended up ripping all the skin off with my fingers.

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Lel

Are these just completely random picks?

No, they are patrician picks.

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This is a fool's errand. If you cut them off they just grow back thicker, since trauma to that area is what caused them to grow in the first place. You basically just need to sand them down a little bit at a time, while also reducing the trauma you put your feet through.

Dinotendies is probably the best tripfag Yea Forums has ever had

congo was self reported though

BLEACHED

kys

>Had a verruca from karate that would not go away no matter what I put on it
>After nearly two months of this shit I just said fuck it, took my nails to the thing and ripped it out the bottom of my foot, roots and all
My eyes were leaking tears but it was worth it. Surprisingly bloodless, it just left a massive centimeter-deep cavity in the bottom of my foot.

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Silent hill 3?

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yeah no

somebody explain

Get better shoes.

The Skin I Live In (2011)

Brb. Going to South Korea cuck these dicklets with my monster 5.7"

post more fagget

Sherlock holmes maybe

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kv-100

The works of Sasha Grey, based entirely on the thumbnail reminding me of her.

Based and patricianpilled

fuck you OP

>reverse image search has no results

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Is 7" big? I'm 7.1" and always thought anything below 8" is dicklet??

Harold and Kumar go to Guantanamo Bay

there was a time where my psoriasis was so severe it covered over 80% of my body

doctors game me some pills that made my skin brittle as fuck and shed crazy
for 3 months I shed skin like a fucking lizard
my lips were always cracked
the corner of my eyes were cracked
and I could jack off because my foreskin were cracked too

also my feet were baby ass smooth due to all of this too

dont breathe

why even do this in the first place? They'll just get calloused over again.

The only patrician response is to puncture a hole in the blisters that form to relieve pressure before the callous forms.

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Latino abortion clinic?

Clean, Shaven

Beyond Thunderdome

I've seen him on fit. Had no idea he actually had a following

Youve been memed bro. There are poor fucks out there with 5" dicks. I've hit cervixes with 7.5 inches, you don't need much more than that, plus some girth.

>tfw dick hangs over the edge of a 24oz can
>24oz can is 7" 5/8 tall

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Cincinnati chili is based.
t. Proud Texan

Can't find source. Name pls

>fuck off Alessa's abortion back to the otherworld.

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That chart is absolute shit. The average is 7"

Teresa K she has done of ton of scenes for nude-in-public dot com as well as other czech sites

The 40 years old virgin

The Torture Club

Black Panther

>hot NHS nurses
Want to know how I know you’re larping? Also don’t lie, poof, ‘ar enaitchess is fucking shite

The Shining?

I would if it was mine

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Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

>hot NHS nurses for free

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>that adventure time cup

Anytime there's a deeply unsettling pic of implied gore and torture there's always some cutesy paraphernalia relating to children's cartoons.

You're a fucking idiot
tell me where you read that about those fish?
inb4 I was only pretending to be retarded

It's pretty big yes. I'm also around 7" and I didn't realise how big it is until I looked at myself in the mirror with an erection.

border (2018)

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Excalibur

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The scale is all off, it's a larger distance between 4 and 5 than 0 and 4
3.8" is still abysmal

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OH NO NO NO

First reformed.

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finding nemo

Holy shit, i did the same, only that i used a knife and a pincer because i eat my nails and didnt have any to pull

This, I wish they would stop. It's pretty much the most reddit thing you can do

Want to add that playing with it and digging around was surprisingly satisfying. 11/10 would again

>live in cincinnati
No one ever understands it when i explain our chili to them. Its not really fucking chili, so don't compare it.

>First time was with a s.Korean with a 7'3 dong
>Still find asians the hottest but everyone since him has been a massive dicklet
Feels bad

Made me think of pic related for whatever reason.

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faggot

I bite off the bottom of my foot's toe and eat it. It grows back every few weeks and i do it over and over since i was a kif

her bum looks like it's sad

What if it's a lady?

This. Self-reported data is off by about one inch and African data is mostly self-reported. Congo is probably statistically higher than others but only at 6.1, not 7.1

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its not

any blaxploitation movie

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The first couple minutes of Naked Gun.

>permabanned
Impossible

see

Silence of the Lambs

>tfw no pet cuteboy

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That's some serial killer shit.

i read that her company won't let her do gaijins, shame.

who the hell is this

Just reset your ip nigga
Slam that router

As an anti-footfag, this nearly made me gage the second I figured out what it was. I thought he stepped on potato chips at first.

if he posts with his trip he gets banned again, any dinotendie thread on /ck/ gets jannied quick even if user posts them, he's as banned as you can get on 4channel desu

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Why? What's the deal with turtle eggs?

That’s not calluses, it blistered feet.
Whoever this is had major blisters that almost covered the rear and sole of his foot in entirety.
The blisters were either popped already, or he popped them, drained them, and them started removing the dead layer of bubbled skin, because it is less painfull to di this than walk around on the puss filled blisters.

>Woman
>On 4channel

whats wrong with cooking turtle eggs

Endangered, nigga. It's literally a crime to even disturb their reproductive circle, fuck with their eggs or kill them

Hey, it happens m8.

just some drunk stacy, what do you care

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Fuck them. If I wanna eat baby turtles I will.

nice abortion clinic

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Gozu simply by the fact that the Yakuza Boss shoves a ladle up his ass so he can get hard

Diehard

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maybe they are endangered because their eggs are so tasty. only one way to find out user...

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When I broke my leg and couldn't put any weight on it for 4 months, all that yellow dead skin fell off after about 8 weeks. I would get out of the shower and rub the bottom of my foot, and tons of granular dead skin would fall off. It looked like that cheap powdered parmesan cheese they have at pizza places. This went on for a couple weeks until my foot was completely smooth.

I din't find this movie

wtf you call that shit chili?

T H E
W O R L D
I S
Y O U R S

The fuck

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Thanks user. Gonna watch it tonight with my gf.

WHO'S WORLD IS THIS?

>wanna know how I got these scars?

Kek

That's for cowboy boots.

Slither

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>blanket trapped in her cleft
How lewd!

Interesting.
Well, I usually clip my calluses off with nail clippers and eat the strips. They grow back pretty fast. Same with other portions of the foot and hands that are thick enough to do this. Never considered using scissors (too much possibility to fuck up and hurt myself bad) but I've used pointed nail files to really dig out the thick areas.
I eat my fingernails and toenails too. Honestly, the stuff is pure collagen so I think it's pretty good for my hair and complexion.

american history x

the goonies

Irréversible (2002)

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>Well, I usually clip my calluses off with nail clippers and eat the strips
A man of culture, I see

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What're you sellin'?

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lawnmower man
napolean dynamite
stand by me

I want to eat it

based as fuck
she couldn't stand seeing someone of another race start clapping back (literally)

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In Bruges

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My feet are the opposite because I wear my shoes 24/7 due to OCD. Walking around on the ground barefoot at the lake or whatever hurts pretty bad sometimes.

somebody coomed hard

Yes

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7 foot 3

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martyrs

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Black Dynamite.

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Undercover Brother.

Not a film, but Chernobyl.

How can somebody get those types of blisters

Richard is that you?

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Absolutely fucking retarded megautism.

Rushmore

is this where Sick Animation makes his vids

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I once got oozing spots on my elbows from a leather allergy. Lots of pinprick spots and they would constantly ooze yellow liquid which would form crusts. Let me tell you that picking and scraping those crusts was so satisfying. It just felt so good.

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god's not dead

The Hunley (1999)

Checked

I had one on my hand that wouldn't go away no matter what. I heated a nail with a torch and shoved it in to try and kill the root and it worked after I did it for or six times

Jesus, just go get some of that freezing shit from a pharmacists.
For me, it's skin tags on my back so ugly I can't even go swimming anymore. And because I have no friends, I'm considering hiring a prostitute with steady hands to actually use the remover product where you tie the things off since obviously I can't fucking do it myself.

This is Dinotendies

the white girl actually fucking destroyed the nigger hambeast even after taking a sucker punch to the face...

based?

like other dude said, soak them in hot water, but put in some epsom salts with the water.

and this. its so good.

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Plausible Deniability

>This many replies for a random DT pic
my sides

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Ready Player One
Hausu
Bring It On

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The Babadook

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that movie where amy schumer gets pregnant

ahh a paki-poster.

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Take a shoeless 5 mile walk on the beach

7 is fine. anything above a 6er is big enough, and a woman who requires larger is a woman you shouldn't be interacting with in the first place

ouchies

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I always laugh when I see shit like this. I'm (((white))) , tall, and right under eight inches. And it's a complete waste because I'm borderline autistic with women. My ex wife had to literally strip naked in front of me for me to understand she wanted to sleep with me the first time. Every couple of years I find out someone I was interested in wanted to fuck and I was just too stupid to notice.
I would gladly lose two inches of length if it meant I could actually use it more often

MIT KRAUT?

Me second from the right.

>nigger
>throws the first punch
WOW I NEVER SAW THAT ONE COMING

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Similar story here. I hear about how bad short guys have it and Asian guys, and I'm sure they do have it tough, but as a tall white guy I'm not getting any either.

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why is there spaghetti on their hot dogs?

Checked. The worst part is if you're like me you could be getting it and just can't read the signals so you miss the opportunity. I'm a literal boomer now though so I've made my peace with it, and if I want to get laid when I'm single I just call an escort. Guarenteed results.

post wedding ring

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das boot

Red Dragon 2002

Rain Man 1988

>I eat my fingernails and toenails too

Actually that causes considerable amounts of sickness over a lifetime, just like biting your nails does. I recommend wheening yourself off it at some point.

Under The Skin

Lmao I’ve done this too. Heated and knife and burned the fucker right off.

I'd appreciate more information. Is it just nails that'll do this or is consuming skin also harmful?
I could see myself stopping since it's mostly something I do out of boredom, or to keep myself from snacking on high-calorie garbage. I've just done it for so many years that it's like second nature.

I bet their sandwiches are up to building codes.

the prestige

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>generic roastie 185JHAW837