What did Yea Forums think of Kick-Ass?

capeshit

yeah, but I don't have to watch the whole flick to do that

hymen guard

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perfect

The movie was actually better without Hit Girl. The story of Kick Ass trying his best and most failing was better than the over the top nonsense of Hit Girl.

Was it a scar???

Those thumbnails make people look like shit

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it was the film that made me realize i was what they now call a "cunnybro" about 10 years ago

Hit Girl made the movie... then they let Jim Carrey in...

The first one was alright. The second one sucked ass, primarily because of how the ruined hit girl and turned her into the most boring character.

Implants like that gotta leave some marks

I can't wait for the new WW2 horror movie starring Chloe.

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I had a pretty painful boner throughout the whole movie. Overall I rate as fairly enjoyable because it sexualizes kids and violence.

Did it sexualize violent kids?

Small but yeah, nip and tuck and fill em up.

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why is right so much more appealing than left

HGH, actually. She lost an H during battle.

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God I wish she could kick me in the nuts

First two volumes was ok.

I thought this girl was gonna be a big star when I watched this movie. But she only got big.

I cant tell if this image is an edit or not

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I can't either anymore.

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dumb bitch should fix her fridge body rather than her face

We need to talk about Chloe Moretz's career, where is it going? It seems like its going nowhere lately.

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First is good, and chloe was a cutie

Awkward sex tape.

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>What did Yea Forums think of Kick-Ass?

Father and Daughter have an entire wall of assault rifles
Use pistols for the final shootout.

why didn't the mafia just rape hit girl

>why is right so much more appealing than left
Breast implants. Its good that she resisted putting in C cups and instead stuck with a nice B-cup size.

Kek he hardly looks like a human being

>why didn't the mafia just rape hit girl
Because thats illegal

>super is cynical, hearthless
You're reading way too many Armond reviews, these are not legitimate criticisms

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Nice pussybones. What movie is that and why does she insist being in her underwear so much? How can this help her. Ever see Meryl Streep in her underwear, nope.

Based devil trips for devils triangle

The cunny was kino, the rest was meh

>chloe moretz
>hymen

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If only the surgeon bogged her face a little bit less

At least post a screenshot from the good one

She answered the call.

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Post it yourself

still would

I bet her turds are solid

I still love her

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she should have been impregnated at 13

>mfw

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>She answered the call.

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I read the comics and I felt this was true as well. It was based cause it was about some fucking kid breaking his body, rebuilding it, over and over again until he got endurance. He fought, lost. Fought some more, lost. But eventually he got good at fighting. It was a story how if you push yourself to extremes, you can break barriers. Kinda reminded me of Oldboy, how that dude taught himself to fight by watching mma shows and punching walls while imprisoned.

And then BOOM... magic karate girl shows up, there's already a world of vigilantes and his journey was meaningless.

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God I have wanted to cum inside her since she turned 13.

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i dont really have any strong opinions on it
i thought it was just ok not great just ok

bogdabots status: activated

youtu.be/sLlu_RpElBs

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They should have shot the trilogy at once
When you have protagonists of 11 or 12 years old
If Warner decided to do Teen Titans one day they should do it.

he was weak and whiny and couldn't fight his way out of a paperbag,hitgirl and bigdaddy were better

Cute AND funny

>DC should film a Teen Titans trilogy all at once

Nigger, u dumb.
DC can't even plan past one film without changing course. You really think they're going to film THREE films at once without knowing if people will go see it? Come on dude. Marvel's not even that crazy and they actually have a dedicated fan base.

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Trash.

#NeverForget

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>Jim Carrey

I love how he took the paycheck and then shit in the film for being too violent afterwards, refusing to do the press tour or promote it. Straight power move!

That's odd for a girl...

Right? Kinda sounds like kino.

I meant the pic.

Why?

Was good until OP's pic came into the story

>hitgirl was better
Of course she was. She's a protagonist female in an action movie which means she's flawless

It's called fashion!

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Yeah, but the thing between her legs.

It was fine, I guess. Rewatching it today I don't think it's as good as I did a few years ago. I didn't think it was great before, I don't think it's terrible now. It's probably a 6/10, probably closer to a 7 than a 5. Definitiely not an 8 or 5.

How the fuck does hollywood keep getting away with this

love chloe. that's all there is to it.
we should've have gotten a hitgirl movie after kickass 2.

Honestly was pretty invested in the movie (haven't read the comics) until Hitgirl came into the picture. It always felt like you can't have a superhero movie anymore without some female mary sue tagging along.

It still looks like she's trying to hide those linebacker shoulders.

I liked it. Good movie. The BD scene was really something else.

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Goddamn wish I had an upper body like that

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