/trek/ make tread edition

The name wasn't an institution yet. I took it to mean that Janeway and Archer viewed their vessels as akin to living things, and referred to them as you would a person. Janeway even talked to the ship. Picard never did that.

This is a perfect example of how a shitty prequel's retcons lessen the impact of older material.

Paris refers to it as “The Voyager” once but it sounds dumb. Voyager sounds better. On ENT they were going for more of a NASA feel.

The whole heading towards Earth because of a message was because the Conspiracy aliums (who sent a signal out at the end of the episode) were supposed to be the big threat, not skinheads with shit tacked on robot parts.

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>This is a perfect example of how a shitty captain proved himself to be a total fuckup.
Fixed that for you.

Who are the best Star Trek bloggers and youtubers?

Agree to disagree, user. I, for one, don't like anything about Enterprise.

tl;dr?

>novelposter
yeah, no, yeah, no it's a no.______________

u ok fren?

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WHY DO YOU FUCKING CARE? JUST ENJOY WHAT YOU LIKE AND DON'T FORCEWATCH WHAT YOU KNOW WILL BE SHIT
Seriously so sick of this line of argument.

Bf & VF

Whoa, whoa. Forget it, user, it's /trek/.

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I would listen to a BF&VF /trek/ podcast. Maybe they could watch episodes and review them.

No, he's acting like there's some guy forcing him to watch all of star trek!

Not gay enough for you, huh?

Only if they stay in character.

I'd be down.

hi, ValleyForge. ugu
*looks down*

What's your backstory?

Bloggers no idea
Youtube: Junkball, Lore Reloaded, Trek Yards, Trekspertise.

I got a mini you can paint, if you know what I mean?

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No, just a horrible concept, horrible performances from everyone but Phlox, the worst writing of any Trek show, worst bridge crew of all time, worst sets of all time, 'POLARIZE THE HULL PLATING', and nothing but shit-tier waifus.

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It's an in-depth analysis of how shitty the "tl:dr?" poster is and a step by step break down of what fucking his mom was like.

Most anons here are helpful.

I like tldr poster
Keeps me succinct

I have never watched a single second of this faggot's videos and never will. Same goes for Midnight's Queer and every other cringy "nerd" youtuber.

Well la dee da look who has a life and real friends.

liar

Thoughts on his arch nemesis, elab-fag?

Lore Reloaded is Piss&Shit

WOWIE ZOWIE GUYS I LOVED DISCO SO MUCH I THINK I'M GONNA BINGEWATCH BOTH SEASONS AGAIN RIGHT NOW

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What's that commander Niles you say we're being scanned by an alien ship? Oh well it's no matter, after all I've got nothing to hide.

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you sound hard to please

which trek character is most like trump?

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Unironically Sisko

at least it's new text now. still awful

USS Bozeman = me
USS Enterprise D = you

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Nearly finished watching first contact, breddy good, why didn't they just replicate Tommy guns for the crew.

u cant replicate everything

It was a holographic gun. Eventually the Borg would adapt to the holodeck’s force field frequencies.

no.

Yes.

>giving no-fag (You)s

Who was captain of the Enterprise D before Picard?

I gave him one right now just because you didn't want me to.

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no one. it was new

he feeds off that and continues to post his shitty troll stuff

Fuck you

Sorry if it came off a bit harsh, but I hate that cunt. I do watch the edits like Grin's channel.

How did cochran get back out of orbit in the repurposed missile.

you bitch like a woman

Fuck you

If they replicated Tommy Guns they would be physical objects, butthead.

Fuck you

Dukat. He didn't do anything wrong either.

tng was such a queer show

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He gets kicked into a volcano at the end. seems he made a few missteps here and there.

Borg armor is bullet proof. The only reason Picard’s trick worked is he’s essentially shooting force fields that look like bullets.

Share your pain, /trek/

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Jellico

Why did Voyager have more internal inconsistencies than any of the other 90s shows?

You're dismissed.

I'm bored

Because people stopped giving a shit.

I finished your movie

It was extremely painful for me

He was kicked into that volcano by a black man. What a shock...

Fuck you

I pee sitting down and have bad heart burn. Have to drink milk just to fall asleep

Bigger question: How is it that in first contact Cochran is from Earth but in the TOS episode "Metamorphosis" when Kirk meets him he says Cochran from Alpha Centauri? What's he doing on Earth then? Huh? Explain that.

The writer's room was not the same positive environment it had been in TNG and DS9. You had a lot of disgruntled writers trying to make things work over Berman and Braga's objections.

Two Cock-rans

You’re fired.

>it's a Tom Paris almost fucks Sarah Silverman episode

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source

>VOY
>Berman and Braga
They weren't the B&B Duo until Enterprise.

>I pee sitting down
Gril or fag?

The time pollution of Yesterday’s Enterprise and Voyage Home changed Cochran.

He moved to Alpha Centauri obviously.

>he hasn't seen the nudes

What in the fuck was his problem?

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It's just easier not to make a mess

Yes, they were user.

moobs

His wife has too many earrings.

I'll bite, they aren't bulletproof and the borg can killed in hand to hand combat and a gun can hit a helluva lot harder then a batleth. they just have super regen abilities.

My quarters are this way, Dr Quaice.

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Drink a shot of pic related, and it will cure your heart burn instantly

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In the sky above them an enormous hologram suddenly appeared. Floating in the void beneath the dome was a huge reproduction of B’Elanna Torres’ naked body. The Klingon gaped up at herself, shocked to see her firm breasts, flat stomach and perfect peach ass projected so massively, visible in perfect detail to every man in the stadium. When she had been told of the slave market she had imagined auction rooms with a few dozen people inside. But now her gorgeous body was visible to just over a hundred thousand, with every curve, every mole, every bump on her areolas on display!

The gravshacks on Torres’ wrists hummed, producing gravity fields that lifted and repelled each other. B’Elanna found herself forced to hold her arms out at her sides. The bracelets cruelly lifted a few inches, making the Klingon stand on tip toe and making her space her feet widely to keep her balance. In this way B’Elanna was fully exposed to the crowd, her brown nips shaking slightly on her breasts as she tried not to fall. She flushed with shame but had to swallow her anger, furious of being so humiliated in front of so many Ferengi and helpless to do anything about it.

“The lovely B’Elanna is twenty-two years old,” Golga began, and then began to lie. “A descendant of Klingon royalty and a princess by the standards of her barbaric people, Torres entered Starfleet academy but was expelled after several sexual escapades with students and instructors. It seems she couldn’t keep her Klingon fires under control.”

“That’s a lie!” shrieked the outraged Torres but without a microphone like Golga’s her voice was inaudible to those in the huge stadium. All her shout did was make her boobs tremble on her chest, reminding all who were looking of how surprisingly soft the Klingon’s melons were.

Is saying "fuck you" to each other some weird form of chad humour or is it an American thing like when you shoot at each other for fun?

Has /trek/ improved lately? I'm seeing more on topic posting and less shit

It’s nice to see that young man escort that elderly woman.

eww. imagine the stench

Fuck that, just drink Sprite. It calms the tummy.

lcarscom.net/rdm1000118/
Just one source
Yes, they were. Berman was not pleased by the initial concept of Voyager centering around the static between the Starfleet and Maquis crewman and so he basically gave Braga the creative lead in the writer's room. It pissed off a lot of the old guard who were annoyed by so much studio meddling, as there had been very little of it in the past. Berman started throwing his weight around during Voyager and Braga, being a hopelessly ambitious bootlicker, sucked his cock to get what he wanted.

Enterprise was a natural progression afterwards.

It's not even bullshit stuff like the number of torpedoes or shuttle crashes. It's when something is a major plot point and they forget it ever happened. For example.
>Tuvok and Vorik are the only two Vulcans on board. Vorik gets pon farr and tries to fuck B'Elanna, because there are no female Vulcans on the ship.
>in later episodes there's a female Vulcan crewman in the background
>in the final episode where Tuvok gets Vulcan dementia in the future, Janeway asks if a mind meld with "the other Vulcans" (plural) on the ship will cure him, but Tuvok says none of them are compatible. Vorik is the only other Vulcan on board, there can't be more than one.

It's a standard scifi trope that energy weapons can be defeated simply by matching the frequency or some other bullshit. All the phaser energy has to go somewhere, it doesn't just disappear.

her face is nice but her body is not good

I'm starting S1E1 of DS9, what am I in for.

only milk helps

Did your wife and her boyfriend tell you that?

You've already seen it all,

>7 of 9 has dreams and nightmares in several episodes going back to season 4
>all of a sudden in the season 6 cliffhanger, it's a major breakthrough for her that she can even dream at all

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Maybe some of the Equinox crew they picked up were Vulcan. That’s what a real fan does, not just shit on Voyager because you’re upset about a woman captain.

OH MY GOD SHOW RUINED I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY PUT THAT EXTRA IN THERE

>the writers forget that Neelix's shuttle has been stored in the shuttlebay since the pilot until the last season
>the writers thought that Joseph Carey was killed off in the first season which is why he only appears in time travel episodes, and then when they remember he's still alive, they kill him off anyway

Diabeetus and diabeetus testing supplies from liberty medical.

You're a big Trekkie

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>her face is nice

I'm single. I have dog tho.

Maybe they were vulcanoid but not vulcan.

too bright

Ah, yes. The Equinox crew. The ones they made a big deal out of but we never, ever see again.

To be fair, this is just part of having a large writer's room on any television show. There are bound to be inconsistencies and areas of overlap where things don't make perfect sense. You had the main core of writers and then occasionally they'd get episodes written from outside and one of the core guys would write the teleplay.

It's honestly a miracle that things like this didn't happen more often in all Trek shows.

They use Neelix’s ship in The Chute.

>franchise minutiae posting
nah

>Implying a Vulcan would go along with violating the prime directive and killing aliens for fuel.

I'm a fan of Voyager, but I fully admit it's one of the weakest series continuity wise and is basically a popcorn flick. There's a difference between being a fan and making excuses for bad/lazy writing.

Tuvok advocated piracy in The Void as being logical.

I'm not really sure what you're trying to say here. I was just trying to explain why that shit happens. I think it just happened more in Voyager because they had to bring on a lot of new writers after guys like Ronald Moore left and so there was a bit more chaos than usual.

just talk about what happens on screen

Y'know /trek/, I have diabeetus. (Taps box) These are m' testin' supplies. I check my blood sugar an' i check it offen. Liberty Medical makes sure I have what I need, when I need it, even out here in deep space. Liberty makes it easy with no paperwork, and your supplies are delivered right t' your transporter pad. So check your blood sugar as offen as y' should, and send a subspace message to Liberty. They can help ya live a better life.

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Voyager sucks because they focused on compelling sci-fi stories in the vein of TOS and wasn’t an overwrought soap opera like DS9!!!

>the writers thought they killed Naomi's mom Samantha in the episode Once Upon a Time so they never ask the actress to return until a time travel episode

>pretending it's not a television show for some reason
You're like one of those people that claims to like music but has no interest in who wrote the song or how it was composed musically. IE: a pleb.

The background studio stuff informs what happens on screen.

Yes, Wilford Brimley jokes are always amusing.

eat shit

Ronald D. Moore agreed with you
>In addition, Moore is bothered by the show’s lack of continuity. “The continuity of the show is completely haphazard. It’s haphazard by design. It’s not like they are trying desperately to maintain continuity of the show. They don’t care, and they’ll tell you flat out that they don’t care. Well, that is misreading the core audience. The STAR TREK, hardcore audience loves continuity; they love accumulating data on these ships. They love knitting together all the little pieces, and compiling lists, and doing trivia. That’s been a staple of the STAR TREK culture from the get-go. People really love the details. They love the fact that the details all add up and make one mosaic, and that the universe holds together. When you don’t give a shit, you’re telling the audience: don’t bother. Don’t bother to really learn this stuff, because it’s not going to matter next week, anything that happened this week.”The writer-producers of VOYAGER maintain that they don’t want continuity, so people can watch the shows out of order, for example, now in five-nights-a-week syndication. Says Moore, “I’ve just never believed that argument, because it seems to me that you’re just underestimating the intelligence of the audience. You’re just saying the audience is a bunch of idiots. Who is going to be watching the show in strip syndication five nights a week? People that like that show, and presumably have watched more than one show. Got forbid the stations have to run them in order. It’s an excuse that sounds plausible but is basically a way for them not to have to care about maintaining continuity, because it is tough to maintain continuity.

>who wrote the song or how it was composed musically
And I need this lore to enjoy the music, why?

Based

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>implying I'm reading this hearsay.

>the Star Trek hardcore audience must be catered to if this multi-series franchise wants mass appeal
Voyager is my sister’s favorite Trek for a reason you splurgs

The thing is, when the show was run by Jeri Taylor and Michael Piller, they did (more or less) keep a tighter lid on continuity, and used a rather large cast of secondary characters. When Brannon Braga, Joe Menosky and Kenneth Biller took complete control in Season 5, nothing from the first four seasons mattered anymore.

You don't need it to enjoy music. But you need it to understand the difference between good music and bad music. It's no surprise that people who don't care if an artist even wrote their own songs, or if a song is well-composed, typically have much worse taste than people who do care. If you want to be a top40 popfag, knock yourself out, but you'll never get as much enrichment from music as people with brains.

Yeah. But I'm talking about bullets.

>you splurgs

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Your sister is my favorite splurg for a Trek, you Voyager.

elitist nonsense
If you like the music then who gives a shit?

>hearsay
>direct quotes from one of the greatest Trek writers of all time who also worked on Voyager and was one of the driving forces behind its initial concept
I too sometimes close my eyes so I don't have to read things that might upset my world view.
I don't remember seeing anything about what Moore said that leads me to believe he had any interest in 'mass appeal.' It's pretty obvious that Trek wasn't ever going to have 'mass appeal', or even the almost-mass-appeal it had during TNG's run ever again. The ratings had been sliding significantly since the end of TNG and didn't show any signs of ever recovering.

>REEEEE miley cyrus didn't really write Jolene!!!!! REEEEE CAN'T LISTEN

So, what exactly are your metrics for enjoying music? Do you believe it's as simple as "I like this" or "I don't like this"? Do you think that nothing is going on in your subconscious brain that marks and determines whether you like or don't like something? Just because you are trying to keep your decision making as simple as possible doesn't mean that it's as simple as you think it is. Your brain is still listening for markers that you enjoy and interpreting the finer details even when you're trying to do your 'just turn ur brain off bro' act.

>So, what exactly are your metrics for enjoying music?
You're trolling, right?

Pls no Quaice posting

Elitist music fags are such fucking tools.
>i understand noises better than you ever will

>Miley Cyrus
ugh

Not at all. Even if you're the most surface level pleb imaginable, you still have things that you like and don't like about music.

he's part of the franchise

this

>come to /trek/
>it's music theory hour

White Stripes did the best version of Jolene

Miley's backyard sessions version is lowkey and soulful.

I've been playing multiple stringed instruments for 20 years. What am I supposed to do, turn my brain off and pretend to be impressed by guys that shred through pentatonic scales in drop D tuning even though I know a trained fucking monkey could do it with the same skill?

Once you've seen behind the curtain, you can't unsee what you've seen. But you don't need to actually play an instrument to have decent taste. You just need to care a little bit. You'll enjoy music more if you learn more about it.
I agree actually.

lol gross

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I'm always so giddy when you're here lol

>I've been playing multiple stringed instruments for 20 years.
was waiting for this stage.

>In the alternate timeline of the Star Trek: Myriad Universes short story "Brave New World", Doctor Quaice takes advantage of Doctor Ira Graves' technological advance which allows a person to transfer their consciousness into an android body. He creates a body based upon his appearance as a youngeman, going on to serve as chief medical officer on the USS Enterprise-D following Doctor Crusher's transfer to Starfleet Medical. Quaice serves in this position until at least 2378.

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Worst Trek character?

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youtu.be/Ixrje2rXLMA
>some random assholes performed this song better than Dolly
I’ll bet you’re all stationfags and voyagerms too

shopped

Every Trek is insanely inconsistent. What is this fat retard talking about?

>I’ll bet you’re all stationfags and voyagerms too
errrrrr

Do you think Willie Nelson's version of Crazy is better than Patsy Cline's? Some covers actually enhance the material significantly over a songwriter's version. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that. For example, I prefer Willie's version of Stardust to more traditional versions.
youtube.com/watch?v=uKH_P2-mKG0

I also like their version of Waking With a Ghost more than Tegan and Sera's

youtu.be/wDi10wn9pDk

Real Martok lost his eye and talked about it in another episode. Serialization makes it better!

powerful

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Everyone shut the fuck up about your gay music and talk about Seven of Nine's feet instead.

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go to Yea Forums, cows

Not necessarily, and of course Hendrix’s All Along the Watchtower has eclipsed Dylan. Now an example of a better cover of a Parton song would be Whitney Houston’s version of I Will Always Love You. But don’t even mention that white trash overproduced skank in the same breath as real artists.

wtf is going on itt?

I love pretty much everything from their first two albums. Jack White was really firing on all cylinders in those days. I wonder if he'll ever get that fire back.
>enterprise opening theme fan detected
I didn't mention her and her version is garbage, I agree.

shes in picard

People make fun of Gowron, but reminder that he had the balls to challenge the lendary figure Kahless to a fight to the death.

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>Character is named Dr. Crusher
>has some sexy stompers

What did they mean by this?

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/trek/ is a pro-Gowron thread

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Gowron has honor but also cunning.

I'd crush her

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his contributions to the Raconteurs were pretty rad but nothing will really match the early Stripes albums

youtu.be/WTqVeG2UIj4

It's so great to meet you, Chase!
-You too, Sir.

>but has no interest in who wrote the song
That really only matters in the case of you liking a composer's works.
>how it was composed musically
What does this even mean? It's just a bunch of intervals put together on a time scale.

>But you need it to understand the difference between good music and bad music
You just need a good ear and concentration to understand the language of melody and a sense of rhythm.
>If you want to be a top40 popfag, knock yourself out, but you'll never get as much enrichment from music as people with brains.
This is true.

This is actually correct for the most part. Except
>Your brain is still listening for markers that you enjoy and interpreting the finer details even when you're trying to do your 'just turn ur brain off bro' act.
Most people don't really comprehend what they're listening to note for note. It's like looking at a picture but everything's blurry and all you can see is blobs of color, that's how most people listen to music.

>i understand words better than you ever will
>i understand art better than you ever will
>i understand trek better than you ever will
>i understand better than you ever will

>What am I supposed to do, turn my brain off and pretend to be impressed by guys that shred through pentatonic scales in drop D tuning even though I know a trained fucking monkey could do it with the same skill?
It's not even about whether something is hard to play, but whether or not it sounds good. Which is a vague metric. Music honestly all comes down to opinion, but what is true is that there are verifiable levels of musical proficiency, both in terms of listening and playing.
>praises white stripes
I can't believe after your rants you reveal yourself to be the very thing you're criticizing. White Stripes are fucking trash.

Glory to you... and YOUR ASS

Serialized storytelling in Voyager prior to season 5
>the Kazon/Seska arc
>that mini-arc where Michael Jonas secretly contacts the Kazon every episode and they have Paris act extra douchey to expose him
>Borg space at the end of season 3/start of season 4
>the Hirogen episodes
After season 5
>nothing

more like Gay-ron

I need to milk Troi's ass. NOW.

Gowron ruined the Klingons as a serious race and turned them into a meme.

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How exactly do you milk an ass?

There's a lot to reply to here but I don't want to derail the thread too much. I'll just reply to the part about the White Stripes.

Jack White was popularizing Son House with his covers of Death Letter Blues in the early 2000s. That alone is plenty enough for me to heap some renown on the guy. Though their music was very stripped down and Meg was a shitty drummer certainly, Jack was great at boiling down a lot of largely forgotten musical influences in himself and putting out something that was still somehow commercial. Also, he's not the greatest guitar player in the world but he has a great feel and a good bit of soul, things which are almost impossible to quantify.

And I agree that something being hard to play doesn't make something good, not at all. But I do believe that most terrible music is horribly played and horribly overproduced and that instrumental talent can go a long way to enhancing a song that is already good.

No, he did not. Now you can go.

I don't think so at all. The performances by Dorn, Tony Todd, and Hertzler were all quite serious and I never found Klingons particularly comical because of Gowron. He was an exaggerated figure but the Klingons are a pretty exaggerated culture to begin with.

Look. Jack White and Meg White are trash. They've never played a good song in their life. That you could get on a high horse about music, then turn around and praise such absolute trash is just ridiculous to the point of parody.

Meg White is trash but Jack White is a saintly figure, user. Maybe you should give some of his stuff a second listen.

amirite, fellas?

>horribly overproduced
That's why I love Jack and Meg so much. They sat down with only a set of drums and a guitar and kicked all kinds of ass. They aren't the greatest band in the world but that naked ambition to perform with an extremely limited range deserves more respect than some asshole with a computer """sampling""" other artists' work while he goes "uh uh uh yeah"

Why does everyone seem to get such a kick out of trolling Vulcans?

>get on a high horse about music
user, the only horse I ride is the Tennessee Stud.
youtube.com/watch?v=xsF2fBadHqg

why is everything sod blurry

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You come across like such a faggot. There's value in both approaches to making music, and you'd be well served by judging the final product rather than how they got there.

Doing a preliminary pass through TNG; suggestions are warmly welcomed.

1.1 Mount Her at Fartpoint, Part I 1.2 Mount Her at Fartpoint, Part II 1.3 The Naked Ho 1.4 Chodes Are On Her 1.5 The Last Spitroast 1.6 Where No Buns Were Nommed Before 1.7 Boners Among Us 1.8 Just Tits 1.9 The Booty Battle 1.10 Ride and Goo 1.11 Gaymen 1.12 The Big Creampie 1.13 Date-a-Whore 1.14 Anal Fun 1.15 Bun, Bun, See Her, Fuck Her Buns, Fuck Her in Her Buns 1.16 Too Short a Penis 1.17 When the Butt Shakes 1.18 Hoes Oiled 1.19 Cumming of Age 1.20 Heart of Gloryhole 1.21 The Arsehole of Freedom 1.22 Suck My Holes, Sis 1.23 Foreskin of Evil 1.24 We’ll Always Fuck Asses 1.25 Cum-spiracy 1.26 The Booty Zone

2.1 The Childmaker 2.2 Where White Chicks Lick Feet 2.3 Eat Her Out for Me, Dear Data 2.4 The Outrageous Ol’ Boner 2.5 Allowed in Her Pisser 2.6 The Negroid Cans 2.7 Unnatural Erection 2.8 A Splatter Was On Her 2.9 The Measure of a Manhood 2.10 The Ho-phin 2.11 Cunt Agin’ 2.12 The Boy/Gal 2.13 Thighs Bared 2.14 The Dickarus Factor 2.15 Bend Gals 2.16 Goo Who 2.17 Some Asses Are Bare 2.18 Up the Long Asshole 2.19 Mancunt 2.20 The Emissionary 2.21 Deep in Whore Ass 2.22 Shades of Gay

3.1 Eat Her Poo, Son 3.2 The Asshole of Her Man 3.3 The Slit Wideners 3.5 The Bending 3.6 Booty Tap 3.7 The Enema 3.8 The Puss 3.9 The Men Just Fucked Her 3.10 The Defecator 3.11 The Cunted 3.12 The High Mound 3.13 Déjà Goo 3.14 A Splatter in Her Rectum 3.15 Blast Your Glaze on Her Thighs 3.16 The Cockring 3.17 Tits of Your Mother 3.18 I’ll Eat Ass 3.19 Captain’s Holes Are Gay 3.20 Tit Man 3.21 Hollow Furred Gooch 3.22 The Most Sex Toys 2.23 Bareback 3.22 Men Splooge on Troi 2.25 Trans Dicked in Anus 2.26 The Butts of Both Girls, Part I

Yea Forums pls go

Romulans weren't so bad were they evil They weren't evil but just seemed unusally paranoid as a race.

epic!

lol

I appreciate the effort but this is juvenile.

Romulans are one of the most complex races in ST. I think if future series went further into the distant future then exploring the Romulans would be one of the best ways to go about it.

penis fun

Impressive, very nice.

most people here are like 15

Rank em

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I’m in my late 30’s

>a youtube remix playlist is as creatively interesting as an original composition and performance
ok

i rank u highest ugu

That hokey hillbilly shit, get on my level
youtube.com/watch?v=9BFbY9Vw8DM

35 here. still very playful and whimsical

That alien plotline always seemed weird to me.

They built it for a long time and then it was over very quickly.

It's as if they had more content for them but decided to cancel it all.

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>My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
>Graduation
>808
>lateRegistration
>College Dropout
>Life of Pablo
Haven't heard the rest, can't even lie.
I love Jimmie Rodgers, you uncultured swine, but just because Doc Watson hasn't been on the Ken Burns documentary yet, don't put on any airs of superiority. I actually grew up in Bristol and Doc Watson is one of the true OGs.

Kanye is a hack and a gigantic faggot

Utter moron.

can Yea Forums go suck ass elsewhere?

>hundreds of years worth of music in this world
>you listen to this shit
are you even trying/10

Remixes and sampling are fine, I just don't find them as interesting as something someone made themselves. I prefer originality, or at least a fresh interpretation if someone is going to cover someone else's music.
Sampling is just stealing.

Huh I just watched that ep.

Voyager starts getting some bangers out there by season 4.

Yeah I’m fat too

WOW1 NO FUCKING WAY, DOOD!!!

Then you haven't listened to much remixing and sampling-based music. You can make the same arguments for electronic music and against rock music, for example, with electronic music you can overhaul a sound to create something completely new, whereas rock music is just rehashing the same chords. Both arguments are dumb, judge each piece of music on its own merit, not how it was created.

I'm not fat, I'm hefty.

Don't be rude. I made this thread and I can unmake it.

Yeah I say that too

I stand erected.

Remember when Barclay ______ that ___ on the holodeck? How did that even get on air?

This whole conversation started with anons talking about music covers which I'm totally cool with if they make it their own like White Stripes covering Dolly's Jolene. I'm not pretending to be an expert on music, it's just my opinion that I hate hearing other people's work broken into pieces and sprinkled throughout someone else's "song." Other people love that shit. To each their own.

how to play rock music
>distortion
>1-4-5 progression for part a
>2-3-4 progression for part b
>play melody two octaves higher and with more effects pedals for solo
>now you're a rock star

how to play metal music
>more distortion, less rhythm
>1-4-5 progression for part a
>2-3-4 progression for part b
>play melody two octaves higher and with more effects pedals for solo
>now you're a metal star

how to play folk music
>1-4-5 progression for part a
>2-3-4 progression for part b
>now you're a folk star

how to play delta blues
>do the same five phrases on the minor pentatonic scale while a backup guitarist plays 1-4-5 7th chords
>now you're eric clapton

Borg

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Quite.

Why is there no sound?

Did Count Dooku once visit Bajor?

Yea Forumsfags, what's the best intro theme?
>TOS
>TAS
>TNG
>DS9
>VOY
>ENT
>STD

TNG ofc

ENT, obviously.

Voyager. TNG is an honorable mention but just a cover of TMP’s score.

This is like explaining a warp drive by saying: "you put a bubble around the ship and boom, faster-than-light travel."

There's no need to grossly oversimplify entire genres of music to try and dress up your own arguments. If you really see music like that, you might actually be autistic.
TOS or post-Worf DS9. VOY has an underrated theme as well.

Season 1-3 DS9.

Voyager.

TNG but it was a movie score so best original tv theme was DS9

Preference is fine, I prefer rock music and am a rock musician, but I also know better than to dismiss electronic music out of hand for such ridiculous reasons.

You’re wrong, but then again you’re never been right about anything.

You didn't like the heavy brass additions from S4 onward? I thought they made it even better.

It's honestly that simple from a general technical perspective. Do you think genres don't exist? Rock music sounds like rock music because they follow specific musical axioms. If you want to be able to play different genres spontaneously, you have to understand why they sound a certain way. Obviously, there's more to music than that and the post isn't entirely serious, but it's not wrong either.

Like I said, it was gross oversimplification. But if you weren't being serious, it's fine.

The order unironically is:
VOY
DS9 (original)
TNG
DS9 (new)
TOS
STD
TAS
ENT

When people say the first three seasons were boring I can see the theme song as one of the reasons why. Upping the tempo and using new shots of the station that weren't just stock footage really helped.

I love electronic music. My bitch is with creative theft not style. I grow weary of this topic.

>can't sense a parody/joke
>"you might actually be autistic."

>implying i should automatically assume people in /trek/ aren't autistic
Do you even know where you are right now?

>[high-pitched whining]

Nice of them to acknowledge /trek/.

There's "oh shit, we fucked up" inconsistency and there's "fuck it" inconsistency.

Everything is creative theft to some degree. We're all inspired by what came before and use it to create new things. I have no problem with it really, I can think of some brilliant electronic songs that are literally just an old song sped up and levels tweaked. I really don't give a shit if anyone has a problem with this, to me, when an artist can see a way to manipulate something, even in a small way, to create something new thay sounds good in its own right, then they deserve credit for that. If anything, with electrobic music the inspiration and the root is clearer which makes it easier to credit the progenitor.

Just for you

how to play jazz
>same as delta blues
>but add in more flatted fifths and if you're real good throw in a minor second
>now you're a jazz legend

how to play bebop
>take a modal progression
>noodle on it for 10+ minutes
>don't bother with a melody

how to make a rap beat in the 1990s
>sample james brown
>or parliament
>or marvin gaye
>or prince

>how to play pop music
>pay a musician to do it for you

Kygo's summer trance remixes on youtube are pretty rad

qtmcfeelies if that's you just contact me, I was never going to be able to contact you

What did he mean by this?

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...

>DS9 (new)
??

IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD

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star trek

based star trek poster.

The 2nd theme, can't remember which seasons it was used in.

based based poster

me on the right

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Shives is a piece of shit. Don't give him views.

I bet you have a huge dick

Nitpicking Nerd, Doomcock.

he cute

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I'll ask again now the Yea Forumsfags have gone:
Why does everyone enjoy trolling Vulcans so much?

The conversation ebbed as conversations do but I doubt anyone left. After all, no one really leaves /trek/.

Krusty the Clown best explained it, pie in the face gag only works when the victim has dignity.

Nobody trolls Vulcans.

What happen to Kryten?

Who the fuck had the idea to use space ghosts as fuel for a new warp drive

They have no sense of humor.

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

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people here are loyal

I'm about 10 eps into tng when does it get good this show is boring

GIDDIN FRUM THAR TUH HERE

10 eps into season 3***

We all know you've seen every trek episode, "I'm new" fag. Give it up. WE KNOW.

Hi, i'm new to star trek. Should I watch TNG or TOS first? I like action.

BROMENADE

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IT'S BEEN A LOOOONG TIIIIME

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>page is getting taken down next week.
noooo

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Hi, I'm new to Star Trek.

make new threas

>I like action
TOS for the double fist action

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good riddance.

Why do people ask someone else to make a new thread instead of making it themselves?

I don't think that retard knows how. He's here all the time, tho.

It’s not much different than posting a reply other than requiring an image

Pretty sure "make thread"fag, "pic of girl" fag, "link it" fag are the same lonely, horror show of a human being.

Not only did I post 'make new thread' last thread but I also made this one.

Checkmate, atheists.

I can't post pics or make threads

You came to the right place.

hateful
evil

It's not one guy.

maje neu thred

He wants attention and he also posts demands like. LINK IT

"Make new thread" long predates demandanon. I post some of the "make new thread"s myself, though only a minority of them.

BF started "make new thread" but it's about at least a dozen different posters at this point

Yeah, a lot of people do the make new thread posting. Because it's a staple. And it's kind of funny.

It's shitposting. It does not contribute.

>tHrEaD cUlTuRe

>And it's kind of funny.
No, it fucking isn't.

mek new post

Based.
Cringe.

i come tribute
in your ass

It always makes me laugh. Therefore, to me, it is funny. But I respect your opinion, user. It's okay for us to like different things. Now, having said that:

make new thread

lol no one's making one tho. I don't get it

it's time for /trek/ to die

I hate you guys.

make new thread

Fine, I'll do it again.

make new thread

that faggot wins again

BLESSED DUBS NEW THREAD