Based traditionalist Tolkien DABS all over communist GRRM

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Don’t forget all the retarded names he made up in Mereen
>Gryzzxxx

>Western Australia
Western Australia
>Northern Territory
Northern Australia
>South Australia
South Australia
>Queensland
lets just name it after the queen lol
>Victoria
just name it after the queen again
>New South Wales
like wales, but new and south!
>Australian Capital Territory
because it's the territory where the australian capital is, get it?

are australians the biggest hacks to ever exist?

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>western australia is a 3rd of the entire continent
wtf even happens there?
explain yourselves faggots

>Tasmania
They literally named a territory after a fucking cartoon character? Get your shit together, Australia.

>like wales, but new and south!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_South_Wales#Climate
>The major part of New South Wales, west of the Great Dividing Range, has an arid to semi arid climate.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wales#Climate
>Wales lies within the north temperate zone. It has a changeable, maritime climate and is one of the wettest countries in Europe.[169][170]

What fucking hack wrote this shit?

>so these mysterious countries in the east and south called Rhûn and Harad, what do their names mean?

>Look at map of England
>Midlands is in the middle
Fucking hack writers

>the dreadfort

shouldn't Tasmania be pronounced with an æ like Abel Tasman?
Tasmahnia

Its just a massive desert really. Its mostly they mostly just mine ore over there.

Sounds like wog shit

nowadays lotr is considered traditionalist (which j.r.r.r.r.r. tolkien would have wanted). however, in the 60s it was popular with the hippies due to its preponderance of stoner characters like pippin, merry, gandolf and sauronman. i think about this a lot

Kino car chases
youtube.com/watch?v=I1FaDFTQuHo

>Mount Doom
>the place where the device gets made that shall doom the world
>Sam
>Just an average hobbit
>Merry
>a merry hobbit
>Gandalf the grey
>just a guy named Gandalf wearing a grey robe
>Gandalf the white
>the same guy wearing a white robe
I do sometimes quibble with Tolkien

aktually Gandalf's most distinctive item of clothing was his blue hat

>Tolkien
>finishes the main story
>then works on addendum, prequels, etc

>GRRM
>lol fuck the main story
>oh my prequel's gonna be TWO volumes
>n-no, i haven't finished it either

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This honestly defeats any criticism about GRRM's naming. It's like something out of a children's book or a Saturday morning cartoon.

Yes, the Wars of the Roses actually has a more engaging plot that ASoIaF which is really something considering the latter is a fantasy setting and I don't know how you shameless copy a historical event but then manage to make it less interesting when you've got pretty much unlimited freedom to add shit like dragons and gods into the mix.

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>released more books while dead than Martin has alive

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Sam and Merry aren’t their real names

The conflict between the starks and the lannisters are the least interesting plots.

its vernacular for amon armoth

You could just make a show or movie out of Richard Neville's life and it would be more compelling

wait he had a blue hat?

Yes, he also had a silver scarf

yes.
Everyone always forgets, but he had it. I think the Hobbit comic is the only one to get it right.

>he major part of New South Wales, west of the Great Dividing
The real question is which retard wrote this Wikipedia article. Nobody gives a shit about anything west of the Blue mountains in NSW lmfao. Sydney alone is 75% of the power of the entire state, and Newcastle etc. Are all east of the great dividing range. Whole area is temperate af as well. Dumbass Wikipedia writers that 1. Think the Mercator projection is accurate and 2. Don't know anything about Aus geography or population distribution

>a mummer's farce
>For half a groat
>trenchers
>leal

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I'm having a drunken mental breakdown again

>Sydney alone is 75% of the power of the entire state, and Newcastle
2 places I would love to see wiped off the face of the Earth tbqh

>Great Dividing Range
The absolute cringe.

>would that I could
>boiled leather
>break our fast
>make her water
>useless as nipples on a breastplate
>baelor’s butthole
>sight of their arousal was arousal
>cunt
>cock
>manhood
>words are wind

>dingle

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Kys

based butthurt city slick zoomer

Fuck off to your mardi gras and gay ATM's

>people

why is bran such an evil bastard?

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Why do incels have such an inferiority complex with GoT

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Iggs

thread started off with equating politics and media, like /pol/tard manchildren do because they use politics as consumer escapism from their shitty lives

You mean Amon Amarth.

Amon Amarth is the actual name, but you translate it to Mount Doom, but why would retards know anything about what they're shitposting about?

Hmmm..

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>the Northern Territory used to be part of South Australia
>for a decent chunk of Australian history, the second northernmost point of the country was in SOUTH Australia
what the fuck was their problem?

Were your expectations subverted?

>evil character is named sauron
>his wizard helper is literally named sauron man

>he wore a quilted doublet
>my wet nurse

I wonder if he'll be able to write something better than this
>There was a lantern hanging just inside the cabin, and he managed to bang his head on it going in. “Ow,” he said, and Dany said, “Are you hurt? Let me see.” She leaned close …… and kissed his mouth.
>Jon found himself kissing her back. She's my aunt, he thought, but her hands were tugging at his blacks, pulling at the laces of his breeches. He broke off the kiss long enough to say, “We can’t,” but Dany said, “We can,” and covered his mouth with her own again.
>The Cinnamon Dragon was spinning all around them and he could taste the rum on Dany's tongue and the next thing her breasts were bare and he was touching them. She's my aunt, Jon thought again, but one of her nipples found its way between his lips. It was pink and hard and when he sucked on it her milk filled his mouth, mingling with the taste of rum, and he had never tasted anything so fine and sweet and good. If I do this I am no better than Jaime Lannister, Jon thought, but it felt too good to stop. And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast. It looked so silly standing there that he might have laughed, but Dany pushed him back onto her pallet, hiked her skirts up around her thighs, and lowered herself onto him with a little whimpery sound.
>That was even better than her nipples. She’s so wet, he thought, gasping. I never knew a woman could get so wet down there. “I am your wife now,” she whispered, sliding up and down on him. And Jon groaned and thought, No, no, you can’t be, you're my aunt, you're my aunt but the only word he said was, “Yes.”
it's sam and gilly

Tolkien was actually extremely cucked while GRRM is not.
>It's like something out of a children's book
It's because LOTR is a children's book.

I AM SILLY

GRRM can talk all the shit he wants. Tolkein finished his saga before keeling over. He also wasn't a fat tub of goo either

Terrible cringey post, user.

>cringey
Got lost on your way to reddit?

>haaaaa fuck it let's just call it Australia (sand in the south)
>haaaaa fuck it let's just call it Holland (forest land)
>haaaaa fuck it let's just call it England (land of the Angles)
>haaaaa fuck it let's just call it Frankia (land of the Franks)
>haaaaa fuck it let's just call it Deutschland (land of the people)
>haaaaa fuck it let's just call it Iceland (land of ice duh)
>haaaaa fuck it let's just call it Scotland (land of the Scots)
>haaaaa fuck it let's just call it the Mediterannean Sea (sea in the middle of land)
>haaaaa fuck it let's just call it Russia (land of the Rus)
>haaaaa fuck it let's just call it Romania (land of the Romans)
and my favorite
>haaaaa fuck it let's just call it Finland (land)

real people do this shit all the time OP

no mate, but you seem familiar with what they talk about there, so, off you fuck?

land in the south* obviously

>haaaaa fuck it let's just call it Holland
That's not the name of the country. It's Netherlands.

Akchually Gandalf is named for his grey morality

I never said it was, "Holland" is the name of two provinces out of the twelve in the Netherlands. Not that Netherlands (Nederland) is any better, it means "lower lands".

>haaaaa fuck it let's just call it Netherlands (under lands)