There's a man goin round, takin names

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if you had done as much bjj as this fine specimen you could maybe levitate objects too... maybe

What a chad

>disappear for 3 years
>come back with meme tattoos and dressed like a 70's porn director.
>immediately get btfo by kimmel

this guy just keeps delivering

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hard to go from the nepotism funny fat sidekick guy to serious and respected actor
takes more than shedding a few pounds

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i'm 5'7 too

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no no NO NO NO NO

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Jonah chose the name “Hill” as a nod to Golgotha, the hill where Christ was sacrificed.

No lie, if he was 5'11" instead of 5'7" he'd be able to be respected

To be the size of a teenager, is to be treated like a teenager

most hollywood superstars are under 5'11
jonah is treated like a joke because he acts loke one, same goes for tryhard shia

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>you smell good which is surprising

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Fuuug

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> almost everyone

haha yeah imagine being shorter than 5'7" wouldn't that be embarassing ha

ayy lmao

Names of all the yummy fast foods places hes gonna gorge himself with

divine retributions a bitch

his inability to handle this kind of entry level banter really speaks volumes about his self-esteem issues

what is up with his constant weight fluctuations?

>tfw i do the same exact thing,only in a range of 25 lbs, but i'm still faggot and will probably die early anyway.[/spolier]

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God damnit Ornela.

Maybe he’s on some sort of medication. I’ve been prescribed stuff that made me gain about 30lbs and some other meds that made me drop down to my original weight.

mental illness probably, memes aside he doesn't seem too happy with his life
like an addict he gets clean for a while but the motivation fades, feels like crap and binges out again, rinse and repeat

Chill out Jonah.
Self-promoting on an Indonesian Jug Band Forum is kinda sad.

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Is he back?

>we drank alcohol after bjj.

K

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Maniac was only last year and this fucker already gained 50lbs??

>There's a man growin round, eatin cakes
Hows do we save him lads

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I THOUGHT THIS SLUT WAS DEFEATED
NOOOOOOOO GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU WENCH

*pulls out glock*

>Dramatic irony occurs when the audience knows something that the characters don’t

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"alpha"

>Character based on himself gets raped by a demon with a big nigger dick
>Wants to be taken seriously as an actor
Bwhahahahaha

>BEST HES LOOKED PROBABLY EVER
>TRIES TO BE BADASS
>DROPS HIS COFFEE

OH NO NONONONO LMAO

look at that tiny ass claw hahahah

Blaire Ivory / Lena Anderson

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