What does Yea Forums think of these slick minimalist covers?

Soulless clipart

Take them back to r/movies.

I f*cking ADORE them.
I want to put them on my Ikea showcase.

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>2019
>DVDs

Is this penguin classics' cover?

DVDs still outsell BluRay

Oh my God this is trash
>Uhhhh movie called "Blade Runner"
>We should have man running...on a blade........

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Those are DVDs
Wouldn't be caught dead buying them

newfag

Artless.

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I wouldn't be caught dead buying a movie ever, not when I can get it for free

>you are who you choose to be
Funny, i could swear that quote was from another film, or maybe its a similar quote, i just cant remember which film it is

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>marketers always finding ways to make idiots pay more for less
They're fucking geniuses but damn they fuck everything up

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They are ugly as fuck, only acceptable steelbooks have the picture of the official movie poster

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>Open the Poo Bay Doors, Hal!

hmmm

>buying movies

There's nothing wrong with minimalism, but that's just uninspired homogeneity. They're all the exact same thing. No creativity or thought has been put in.

>2001 isn't Hal's rectangular panel, or the black monolith
Morons.

They could go without the quotes.

it's quite subtle but if you give it a second look you might notice the symbolism

I'm gonna steal this line and one day it will get me laid

Shouldn't the second part be reversed?

Morrisons cafe is the best out of the supermarkets in the UK.

I actually like it

>normies bought a movie they already own, have seen, or dont like because some drone put deadpool on the cover
capeshitters need to be culled

that se7en one is terrible
it's a key plot point for the ending of the movie

*Haljeet

Who is going to buy this bullshit if they have no idea what the movie is already about?
>quotes on the cover
Holy SHIT. This shit is straight out of tumblr.
Now this is a proper cover. Pic related.

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>there's nothing wrong with minimalism
>proceeds to explain the reason why minimalism is shit
lul

>spoilers on the box

My benis is very hard for this cover.

Incredibly embarrassing.

I hope there's an "ASS TO ASS" version of these.

Not minimalist enough
>inb4 what's the Pulp Fiction one
Cocaine

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I think a pride parade would be less gay than this

if you have to slap the name of the film on it and even worse, need them to make sense, it's not really minimalistic

Covers always have the name of the movie on them though.

point still stands

exactly, they are reddit

>Yea Forums in charge of graphic design

Manages totally ugly and totally incompetent at communicating the imagery of the films. Literally the most pretentious shit I have seen all year.

came here just for this

I don't like it - just use the original movie posters as cover art for fuck's sake

I like the FMJ one
IT AINT ME

the pictures are okay, the quotes are gay.

Some dude thought he was deep and artistic when he put cringe quotes on the cover

good luck my witty comments haven’t yet gotten me laid

I wish i had gotten them all

Noticed these in Tesco the other day. They have some fucking strange choice of quotes.

Thinking of hanging this on my wall

You guys are all missing the point of the design.
>Notice how they're a completely random assortment of films that millennial males consider classics or cult classics?
>Notice how almost all of the quotes and imagery are references to the 'tweest' or 'epic ending'?
The covers are designed to get soibois to go "Oh dood I totally got that reference" and impulse buy it based on nostalgia and pop culture approval.

So becoming addicted to minimalism ensures you'll be trapped in consumerism forever?

That Iron Giant cover s fucking awful.
>animated movie
>perfect art style
>lots of potential given the time the movie takes place in
>"Just put its head there with a baby blue background"
Why the fuck do people get paid to do this shit?

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jaws and superman ones are kino. others are garbage.

Those aren't even steelbooks.
Also
>steelbooks
>2010+9

what the fuck am i looking at?

they're shit

KEK this is based

>we skimp costs on product and pass on no savings to customer
>Let use to promote consuming more products
Mirin' rabbis outdid themselves

Don't leave your bros hanging, post some more.

What does the "Everything you've always wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask" one mean? Y + I?

explain it

Might be a peace sign, I don't know.

I'll give you a hint: it's to do with the knife and the figures seen sprinting on it. There's a subtle connection to the film name there ;)

What hollow souless design.

Even as a kid I loved that 40s art deco design.

YIKES

why are americans so FUCKING cringe

nice bait

>pound sign

Those quotes are ugly and unnecessary

I don't think the marketer who designed these thought about what would happen when they were all presented on the same shelf like this

no self-respecting even semi-intelligent person is going to buy one, seeing that. they're going to take a picture and post it on their favorite social media

You can do minimalism, without it being that uninspired shite.

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>The ButtHurt Locker

It's a book, but these are the types of covers I want with things.

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>,
Cringe.

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It's women's legs, the pink line is the vag slit.
You people are truly fucking hopeless.

minimalism is asceticism as seen by someone who relates to the world as a consumer

fuck off nigger, blame the shit designer

That's not actually real is it? I have always thought it was fake.

It's like the worst aspects of the comic book industry magnified by overblown Hollywood budgets.

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Someone got paid a lot to do that :(

Some of the Mondo steel books and covers are pretty good.

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Holy based

>paid a lot
>implying it wasn't done my some intern earning barely above minimum wage

I fucking love art deco

I got some posters of the Mondo art for The Thing and They Live

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Lost Highway is great actually

you keep thinking that if it helps you deal with this cruel world

nice of the ratings agencies to make sure the covers have fucking warnings logos on them

>revenge of the nerds
So Marvel supports rape?
y to the i to the k to the es

They'd be much, much better without the quotes on them.

Flip that around so you dont sound like a fag who admits to his aesthetics being the most basic, vague shit like minimalism and yeah, nice stoic phrase bro.

you just got memed on son

>consumerism in support of minimalism is like pornography in support of chastity.

There. Now you don't sound like a bitter incel.

>2 kino-grade DVDs for like 9 bucks
That's not a bad deal if you want to collect physical media.

I always thought you were fake.

>minimalism in support of consumerism is like chastity in support of pornography
Fixed

What's the Empire Strikes Back supposed to be?

It cheapens the product. Their is nothing wrong with the original theatrical posters for these.

>spoilers on the fucking box cover

who thought this was a good idea?

Go to to whatever reddit sub you stumbled in from

Probes sent out by the empire at the beginning.

these covers and the new Playstation ones are aimed at faux-normies, that is normies that don't think they are normies because they like 'good stuff'.

Look at the response to the Playstation game covers and weep, man. Art is gone.

I'd never have made that connection, the shape is all wrong

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I was thinking about the scene where they are all sent out from the ships.
youtube.com/watch?v=CmUpCJNkujs
Although posting though, It probably represents hyperspace