Tfw when you go down to the archives and start pulling some old files

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>Ra's al ghul
>this guy
>Joker
>Bane
>Robin

I like how everyone in the nolan movies figured out who batman was, like there wasn't even any point in putting on a batsuit

That wire wouldnt prove anything and would just make him look dumb, greedy, and oh yeah the crime of blackmail

as in details to wire money over

>I want a foosball table, invites to private anime and porn trackers, and 10 dollars a week... for the rest of my life.

>implying Wayne enterprises doesn’t employ a company of black ops corporate espionage hitmen retained to assassinate business rivals
Realistically, Lucius would have just had him killed.

TDKR literally opens up with a bunch of Law Enforcement officers on the Wayne Mansion, but Bruce Wayne himself has disappeared from public view, in fact exactly around the time Batman disappeared as well. They are just retarded for the sake of the plot

>Let me get this straight. You think that your client — one of the wealthiest, most influential men in the world — is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands... and your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.

Holy shit is Wayne the Batman? I only thought the company gave him funds and tech or something

Everyone besides Gordon

Joker?

>you think i should start a dubs thread?
>you don't lurk Yea Forums much do you Mr. Wayne

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>i want 1 bitcoin every day for the rest of my life
>fair enough, what wallet should i sent the btc to?
it's that easy

t. /biz/

Implying this guy isn't making like 100k a year already

Greedy fucks get the noose

out of curiosity, what happens if you break a NDA?

>until I'm dead, batty boy

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You can be sued for damages which in this case would be quite substantial since it would have a significant negative impact on Wayne stock

the only actual detective

Is this the beginning of Reese-posting?

Isn't that the face white people make around minorities? A mix of disappointment, disgust and apathetic expectation masked behind a grimace of a smile?

>if Reese-posting isn't dead in 60 minutes, then I blow up a hospital

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What if you don't have any money?

Then you arent important enough to have signed an NDA

What was Harvey Dents tax policy

Fair.

Finally, a somewhat non-retarded namefag. Too bad I’ll have to filter you anyway.

Heads I pay my taxes

> (OP)
>Ra's al ghul
He taught Bruce Wayne how to be a ninja. Reasonable conclusion.
>this guy
Batman was riding around in Wayne Tech.
>Joker
You have zero proof that Joker knew who Batman was.
>Bane
League of Shadows, dummy.
>Robin
Asspull, I admit.

You forgot Talia.

But Batman has one rule.

is this guy the riddler?

>if Reese-posting isn't dead in 60 minutes, then I blow up a hospital

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Underrated and multi-leveled

I make 95k a year and am constantly broke

Who built the bat cave?

I want... ten million phased plasma rifles, in the 40 watt range, a year... for the rest of my life

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I think it was an abandoned mine shaft

No.

youtu.be/EqBt8Rkyoq4?t=4m28s

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Why does Nolan go out of his way to disparage accountants?

>Robin
lol I forgot about this. Figured out batman's identity because of a look he gave on tv. what a fucking joke of a movie.

You'd actually be amazed the kind of shit you can get away with if you're a skilled accountant or financial manager. My mother managed to get power of attorney over my grandmother and she pays herself $5500 a month out of my grandmas estate

Intradasting. Any other examples of jew powers?

Is there a meme that's even close to as unfunny as sotmposting? Because I can't think of it.

Yeah when I was a kid my grandfather left me like 50,000 in his will. I still to this day don't know how she did it, I know she made me sign some forms but that 50k got reclassified as "money for future education" and she stole every last goddamn cent of it. Still to this day when I ask her about it she just smirks at me like a sociopath and goes "I don't know what you're talking about, that money went toward your education".

I have other stories, but I'd rather not leave a paper trail anywhere because I intend to sue her for a lot of the shit she's put me through.

>intend to sue her for a lot of the shit she's put me through
she's probably already thought of that

Oh I'm sure she has, and even if it went to court her lawyer would mop the floor with whatever shitty lawyer I could afford. Only real consolation I have is that even with all that power, and all that money, she's still miserable and her own son still won't speak to her.

>You have zero proof that Joker knew who Batman was.
>You know, for a while, I thought you really were Dent. The way you threw yourself after her...! Look at you go! Does Harvey know about you and his "little bunny"?

Taxes in california must really suck

kek

This always bugged me. That guy is just mentioning the connection between the corporation and Batman and Morgan Freeman straight out tells him his secret identity

You know (((why)))

Pretty sure he could tell straight away it was Morgan Freeman

I want... 10 (You)s, every thread, for the rest of my life

Fox don't

Which one? Wayne Manor batcave. Old hiding place for slaves (Wayne ancestor part of the underground railroad). The underground one in the docks? Probably

2/2 Probably an old Wayne enterprises test facility quietly moved off the books.

You go bankrupt and the law fucks off

>tfw when there are anons too stupid to follow dialogue in bottom of the barrel capeshit

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Not who you replied to but I worked in accounting and regularly made money disappear off accounts. That years actual accounts show the business has more money than that years financial statement? Alter the accounts to match..that money is now gone, like it never existed. Where does it go?

In the comics anyone with a brain can realize Batman is connected/funded/an employee of Bruce Wayne

Same with Spider-Man. A well motivated mobster can figure out easily that Peter Parker is Spider-Man
>Peter Parker takes the best Spider-Man pictures
>Aunt had a relationship with Doc Ock
>best friend is the son of Green Goblin
>Green Goblin killed a girlfriend of Peter Parker, Spider-Man was witnessed in pure pain after she died
>Eddie Brock was a rival of Parker
>his friend Flash Thompson became both Hobgoblin and Venom
>one of his college teachers became a villain
>Flash Thompson also dated Black Cat
So many connections to Peter Parker

Its just like my father always said, keep your extortion modest.

>I found some discrepancies in the numbers here..
>it says 6 million jews were imprisoned and gassed to death and then cremated but the ovens dont work fast enough to cremate that many bodies in 3 years and there is no evidence of mass ash piles

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Why didn't he just ask for a well paid do-nothing job at the firm?

In another world we could have had a movie where a black man named luscious threatened to ruin someone's life, who while attempting to do something underhanded, the former was acting to protect his boss' nightly fetish of jacking off deadbeats and criminals in an alleyways. Fagman Begins.

>Let me get this straight, you think that our world is ruled by an international clique of jews powerful enough to own all media, communications, finance, industry and military power and that they're using it to literally rewrite history and brainwash their slave caste while they achieve immortality through AI thanks to their collaboration with the interdimensional satanic entities they worship in murderous ceremonies... and your plan is to blackmail these persons? Good luck.

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All he's saying is that he knows there's a personal connection between Rachel and Batman, not that he knows Bruce is Batman. That's why he thought Batman was corruptible, because love makes you vulnerable, but the Joker is surprised that Batman nevertheless maintains his code even after Rachel dies, knowing the toll it took on Batman. The Joker indicates zero awareness of Bruce being the Batman, he would've otherwise commented on it knowing the peculiarities and contradictions of Bruce's public life story.

>you wanted me to debunk Holocaust denial threads on /pol/ again. So I went looking for some statistics and infographs you gave me to use there. Well, I found some irregularities
>yes there's a lot of fake news being posted in these threads
>not with their numbers, with yours

bump

kek what a bitch

Bane?