What are the best Trumpian fantasy movies?

Their brains are so warped they wouldn't see it for what it is

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Trumpcraftian

Look at the dude who wrote this. Is he even human? How in the fuck do you end up look like some kind of goblin. Americans need to eradicate their liberal progressive ideology or they wont survive. In fact they are already in shit.

Mexicans aren’t Latino

Peter Bradshaw gave the Ghostbusters remake 4/5

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>Trumpian

Who?

absolutely

The guy from Home Alone 2.

>anti sex trafficking movie
>gets panned by the judenpresse

really REALLY makes you think...

Why do whites make this face?

Elysium for sure

Leftists are a fifth column conducting an invasion from the inside. They are a literal enemy.

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b&r

killing sex traffickers?
what a racist!
everyone knows most sex traffickers are jewish

I honestly can't believe they didn't do the version with the cyber werewolves. wtf?

100% but it was still great Incel kino

They would find a way to blame white patriarchy, don't worry.

>trumpian

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Looks like I'm going to the movies for the first time in years

so I guess its a good movie by the way all these trannies are getting.mad about it

>mfw one eye on Trump and one on the enlarged prostate

>Isaac Feldberg

kek

At least he doesn't hide it.

>trumpian
isn't reality-tv more trumpian

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dumb frog-at-arms poster

Peter Bradshaw is based and one of best reviewers in the business

its more of a beta movie, unironically why its so kino

stole your pepe thanks for the redpill info

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2016 election night

Dredd

killing sex traffickers is now cringe worthy

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Can’t wait for Kermode’s review of Rambo 5.

All you trump fans gonna cry about him as well, I bet

>What are the best Trumpian fantasy movies?
pretty much any prime steven seagal movie
seagal is drumpf and all of the scrubs that can't lay a finger on him are the dems and fake news media

One flew over the Border Wall
2020: A Trump Odyssey
The Thin Orange Line

truly we live in the clown world now that liberal movie critics started getting uppity about stallone flicks where he massacres foreginers

I hate capeshit, but the Joker trailer that ran before this movie started was fucking kino.

Also, the Death Wish movies are prime Trumpian cinema

>TRUMP BAD
The absolute state of movie reviewing in 2019.

yeah he should mow down his own citizens chiraq style

woah based

If this does well they're already discussing doing Jonathan Rambo 6: Last Blood 2: The Quickening; wherein after moving to Illinois, Rambo is cut off in traffic by gangbangers and then hunts black people through Chicago for 2 hours.

Sounds kino.

and? sounds like revenge kino

>Rambo is a cuck in this movie. He goes on a kiling spree because someone kidnapped his niece.
lol

white man bad, non white man good

That guys shoulders are barely wider than his head.

niggers cant understand complex or abstract gestures due to an underdeveloped frontal cortex so we do it just to fuck with ya

these people have a legit fucking mental illness I swear

if you look up "cuck" in the dictionary it this guy

you mean his niece you fucking idiot

who the fuck is this girl?

>Peter Bradshaw
same guy wrote about wanting to fuck Nala in another Guardian article, although he's had his name taken off it

>NOOOOOOO STOP KILLING THOSE INNOCENT DRUGLORDS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Equivalent to this

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I don't understand the controversy. In Commando, Arnold wipes out the entire population of Puerto Rico because Freddy Mercury kidnapped his daughter.

Drumpf of the will

Imagine being such a butt blasted lefty that you can't talk about a movie without mentioning Blumpf

Looks like he has enlarged prostate from fisting

It's the new godwin point.

>I only like "political" films when they're my politics

Imagining sex slavers and pedos around every corner and also making sure to imagine most of them are scary foreigners is a bizarre white knight fantasy not everyone enjoys. Especially when these movies so often seem to be about a father and his "little girl." There's already plenty of "trafficking" hysteria from the regressive left feminists, thank you very much. (Pic related docu about purity ball culture)

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>One flew over the Border Wall
Based

Cartel beheadings are more fun to watch than movies.

Commando never tried to make a serious political statement. Whereas Rambo originally had a legitimate message about Vietnam and how we treat vets. Plus they Freddy Mercury only stole Alyssa Milano as bait. It wasn't sex slave shenanigans.

Ridding the world of those scumbags is wrong now? What the fuck?

More rich white people giving the world more reasons to hate them. Mexicans love Rambo.

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Define "Trumpian fantasy movie"

>making sure to imagine most of them are scary foreigners
maybe because they are
do you unironically think sex slavery isnt a thing in the middle east (mainly israel)?

>be filthy dune coon
>tempted to rape a woman if you see her face
>lol such good people!

That's right, Meхicans are LatinX.

The term 5th column literally refers to fascists undermining a democratic society

>One flew over the Border Wall

hahahaha

All of the Rambo movies had political messages:
1: we need to respect our veterans
2: we need to respect veterans, fuck the CIA, fuck the VC, fuck the commies, bring our boys home
3: fuck the commies again, and, uh, support the Taliban...
4: Christians must start standing up for themselves again, fuck the VC, kill pedos
5: sex slavery is horrific, close the border, kill all pedos, crush the cartel

Other than part 3, I don't understand how any of that is controversial at all. Anybody being intellectually honest can easily understand that the cartels are not comprised of saintly Mexican nuns.

look at this nigger who can't point out Latin America on a map

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Muslims are abhorrent scum (who also practice sex slavery btw). Doesn't change the fact that the Israelis have been abducting eastern European women, girls, and even boys for decades. The Israeli government every so often pretends to crack down on it when others point it out, but nothing real is ever done about it.

>trump i an
???

underrated

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Sex traffickers eant to preserve the current world order and ensure money keeps moving the (((proper places))). You don't. The entire point of Leftists is to defend the system. Ergo, you are worse than a sex trafficker.

This is also why racists are worse than pedophiles, by the way.

Physiognomy is real

>>taking revenge on sex traffickers is now against the left's interests

Putting people to death for certain crimes always was and continues to be publicly popular. Especially for sex crimes.
But something happened around the 1960s where it was undemocratically decided in Anglo countries that they were not doing that anymore.
Like maybe some group gained power at that time and they were afraid of being on the receiving end of the death penalty because of crimes they habitually commit.

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>Israel
>Not Saudi Arabia
Of course it happens sometimes. And in other countries. "Not being a thing" isn't the same as obsessive paranoia bordering on fetish fapping. And they aren't coming for your daughter or niece in Iowa. She's not worth the flight. Israel has a lot of sex workers from other countries. It's the same as here where everyone assumes no woman would choose to make a lot of money on her back and prostitutes are bad, ergo must be sex slavery. This is a very old meme. Like your great grandpappy ranting about "white slavery."

The Israelis have abducted NUMEROUS Russian girls, and many were caught putting out ads for live in au pairs to abduct Russian girls.

that's what he said

It's no coincidence that sheep have fleece white as snow...

Exactly. The series went from legitimately meaningful and widely important issues to increasing pandering to a smaller and smaller audience just doing culture war stuff. Johnny begging the VA to pretty please get him a wheelchair instead of throwing pills at him is a much bigger problem than Christians feeling oppression when the Walmart greeter doesn't say "Merry Christmas" back to us. If anything, the trafficking meme was probably chosen because of all the feminists who believe it. Broader audience than 4. Rambo wants that Liam Neeson money.

It's no coincidence that bloodsucking mosquitoes have big noses either.

1. Sex trafficking is a real thing
2. Do you really think open borders, population replacement, cartel violence, and sex slavery are not big enough issues to warrant A movie?!
3. Are you jewish?

And Arnie fucked his illegal maid. You're sidestepping and throwing out broad statements instead of paying attention to what I said or where we started. If you just want to hate Israel that is your business, my man. But numerous Russians isn't an argument against anything I said.

I'm not the one sidestepping. You continually have deflected blame away from Israelis, pretending that sex slavery exists either only in muslim countries, or not at all. This is simply not the case.

[Full review in Spanish]

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Furthermore, pointing out the egregious crimes committed by a group doesn't mean you hate them. I am part Native American, and they were a race of psychotic savages when whites met them.

I can't stop laughing at the guy's profile pic. It's not even him it's just the angle.

Uh oh. THE QUESTION was asked, he won't be back.

Cumskins don't have lips

>be Stallone
>be from family of poor immigrants
>work your way into porn movies and manual labor to get food on the table
>manage to get a million to fucking one shot and become an actor
>star in a few noname movies
>first movie you help co-write is Rocky
>studio doesn't want you to star in it
>star in it anyways
>"his whole life was a million to one shot" is the literal tagline
>actually fucking make it
>co-write first blood in nearly the end of the Vietnam war, shitting on it
>become huge star and provide for your family
>make whatever the fuck you want after that
>get slammed as privileged white guy in 2019
It's just sad

Them messages are very cringe my man

>And they aren't coming for your daughter or niece in Iowa.

usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/08/21/mollie-tibbett-iowa-students-body-found-media-reports-say/1050186002/

>On the day of the attack, Rivera noticed Tibbetts jogging and briefly followed her in his black Chevy Malibu, a criminal complaint says.
>Rivera told detectives he got out of his car and started "running behind her and alongside her," according to the criminal complaint. Tibbetts then grabbed her phone and told him she was going to call the police.
>At that point, Rivera "got mad" and panicked and blocked his memory, which is what happens when "he gets very upset," according to the criminal complaint. Rivera told investigators he doesn't remember anything after that until he arrived at an intersection.
>He said he made a U-Turn, drove to an entrance of a field, pulled into a driveway and rode up to a cornfield, court papers said. He then realized her had earpieces in his lap, which made him realize that Tibbetts was in the trunk, according to the criminal complaint.

Seems like they're coming FROM them.

it's an expression of pure hatred

Rambo made this face every time he killed a person of color in all of his movies!!

the left cant meme

lol

Leftism really is a mental illness.

So... Leftists?

Why are white people so violent?

1. We established it happens sometimes
2. We established it happens sometimes
3. We established I'm not

>Pretending only in mudslim
Never said that. You're getting dizzy now. Is the thought of sex slaves overstimulating you?

I'm familiar with that headline despite not being a woman and consuming crime porn constantly. But you're illustrating my point. A crazy brown guy does a murder and somehow that's the same as literal sex slave "trafficking" around every corner. You're playing into feminist hands while thinking a wall fixes it. Lot's of people got murdered this month but they aren't pretty white girls killed by a Mexican. Yet all the attention goes where the media tells you to go. There are dozens of more pressing issues. Including how we're still fucking over vets, not leaving Afghanistan, and letting actual commies and fascists roll over us. This Dateline MSNBC sex slave crime porn thing is a bizarre fetish or the result of being manipulated.

Sorry for the wall of text. Enjoy your moral panic movie Taken rip off. I just wanted Rambo to button up the still relevant issues he started with.

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