Yeah, I'm thinking it's time for an animal kino thread

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who was in the wrong here?

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It's like something out of tom and jerry, the clownfish watching it makes it even better

top kek how can they make any sense of that though

kek that really got me

holy shit, how big is that monster?!
did they managed to kill it or did it destroyed the intire city?

>Caterpie used String Shot

What the fuck are those

>prooooposting incoming
base

ducks mate

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Eels.

so that's where Jesus got inspiration for chainguns

Those ducks have balls of steel

youtube.com/watch?v=qs_-emj1qR4

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what the FUCK was his problem?

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PROOOOOOOOOT :DD

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I wish each and every one of you that posts this would be range banned.

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God loves elephants.

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Man animals are dumb

Thats pretty mean :(

not sure if gross or cute

They sure are

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IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE

*tink tink tink*
ahem, FUCK piggers

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I am suprised Show Different colored they are.

I'd love to crush those dumb little fuck piglets' skulls with a mallet

br00tal

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Get in mah belly =)

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BABBEHS
NUUUUUUU

dumb krill gill

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oh man... you gave me flashbacks

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They're probably all just descended from domestic pigs

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haha s-safety in numbers r-right guys

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absolute unit

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Penguin kino always makes my heart ache :(

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why bro

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fuck you man

:(

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Who was in the wrong here?

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What the fuck is their problem?

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fuckin thots man

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You feel personally attacked by coomer memes? if so, then you have a problem and deep inside you know it.

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but why

cute!

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He was horny and lonely.

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I don't understand what's going on there

Always a bigger fish

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Anyone got the video of the guy throwing a whole pizza into a group of those? Shit was funny

*avengers theme begins playing*

Reminder.

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kek what was he expecting?

love this one

gators are based

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Cameraman was pretty close. Must be crazy to see that irl

MOMMY

jesus, that thing reminds me from the bug from the (second?) starship troopers movie, the one that gets into their head and controls humans

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>clever girl...

rip puper

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for me, it's crocodiles
imagine the smell

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animals are territorial

one on the left side of the cage seems to get crushed by it

t. jason

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kept expecting something horrible to happen

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>Whack whack. Whack whack. Whack wack. She moaned as I told her "You dirty little slut, I know you need a cock in you ass. You're such a little slut you always need a cock in you ass. You don't tell me what you want. I'm going to fuck you any way I want to." I spread her ass check wide so I could see her tight little hole, and she thrust it back farther, begging me to stick a cock into her. I grabbed a beaded anal wand, and slowly pushed it in as she drew in a deep breath. Slowly I started, working the wand in and out of her tight little fuck hole. I kept working it deeper and deeper until the entire length of it was deep inside her. I held it steady and let her work it in and out of her ass by rocking her hips back and forth. Whack whack, I gave her a couple of more lashes to keep her on her toes, and reach over for the biggest dildo I could find. As the tip of the 10" monster pressed against her pussy lips, her hips rocked back farther as she tried to envelop the huge cock whole. "Oh yeah, double fuck me," she practically screamed. "Gang bang me with those cocks. Fuck me like the gang bang slut I am."

Greatest redemption arc in history of kino ?

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>We require more vespene gas

is he ok?

>tfw you have a choice of death.

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im surprised its still able to walk around with half its organs spilled out

Zebras are great at walking.

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nature dont fuck around

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The bug is using its silk to bind rocks together and make itself armor.

Would watch kino on Slaver Ants, they literally enslave other ants and make them do the work while they do all the fighting. There are even slave revolts when there are too many slaves

you WILL eat the bugs
you WILL

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I think it's the third movie
Any parasite kino?

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>tis but a scratch

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looks like a fleshlight
also checked

>ywn experience the comfy levels of this guy

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bears are our frens

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What exactly is going on in this webm?

wowie zowie

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I hope they nailed that alligator to a cross? You DON'T fucking touch man's best friend.

similar to this I think
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ommatokoita
Imagine living for 500 years with a parasite eating your eyes and you don't even have hands to remove it with

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*AHEM*

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they were feeding the alligator the entire time.. damn..

You just know.

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>bored in the shower.webm

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>Winter comes around.
>Kill most of the larva and the queen.
Hornets are jerks.

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>tfw ywn own a deer sanctuary

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fuck deers

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Hey, he made it! Wasn't expecting that.

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spooky

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The meme’s dead, son. It barely lasted two weeks.
It’s time to let go.

HOW DO THEY CHOOSE THE QUEEN

Nature is fucked up man

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has science gone too far?

No such thing

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this gif is scarier than most horror movies, Im glad hes ok.

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Come on in!
Big dick bitch dot com!

FUCK YOUR TENT NIGGA

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holy shit

The hornet gets cooked to death.

What a Chad

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lol

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Gotta go fast

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GAMER ANTS RISE UP

this isn't where I parked my car

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what a little rascal :)

Jesus fuck thats beyond the realm of Kino

Ever thus for tyrants

Walk of shame

checked

>atheist elephant

in certain states I'm pretty sure they'll pay you to go out and kill them. the boar population is out of control apparently

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BUGS ARE CRUEL, JACK

is that elephant trained to do that, or does it actually have a sense of homour?

wtf

elephants are bipolar as fuck aren't they?
sometimes absolute joker tier friendos other times they just fuck humans up

>Weinstein_tape.mp4

It has a sense of humor. That elephant is a writer for 2 Broke Girls

wh*te w*men

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>Tfw ur the shark that always gets the lowest score

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of course it's a white girl
why are they so into canine fucking?

lol they just kinda chillin doe

jesus christ

>chinese_nursery_school.webm

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flightless birds are the little old ladies of the animal kingdom

Did that thing get shredded by the submersible's thrust at the end?

based gator

Reminded me of this classic.

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i like how the dog looks at her like "yeah you like that dont you bitch"

Kinging

fuckin owls man

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VIVE LA LIBERTE

Anyone know what these cute little fellas are called?

was hoping a croc would come out and nick one of those little shits

Can't tell whether that hen is secretly based or completely retarded.

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kek

cape dogs are based you prey shitter

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worse than anything in any horror movie

Poor Bambi ;_;

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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shut the fuck up mudslime scum go bomb yourself

phew the doggo is fine, thank shit

hohol detected

>That’s not Bennings!

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Imagine the smell

What a Chad

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>irish guy after 20 drinks

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This

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I want to be a capybara in my next life.

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Based pedo hunting dog

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STRAYA
CUNT

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is this rape?

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badass

needs more mantis shrimp
youtube.com/watch?v=U11DgbefmQQ

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That thing is a fucking dinosaur

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lookit him shepherd that kiddo. what a good boy.

I was waiting for the hippo to chomp down on the incelgator.

fuck this planet and fuck mother nature

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these things are the only worms that give live birth

>*tips*

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Wtf, mods!

That made me uncomfortably anxious, maybe cause it reminded me of the filthy CGI from the Cats trailer.

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I got that reference and guffawed audibly.

I see what you did there!

ME AM PLAY GODS.

Redditor samefag

What's his fucking problem?

what a badass

Is that the salt flat in Bolivia?

>high poise

Yo, what is dudes fuckin problem

Are there flamingos in Bolivia

>

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>all his organs spill out
>"...godDAMMIT, it's the 3rd time this week"
>"fucking criggers..."

wolves greet equal or higher status members of their packs by licking their mouths. this is because it is what wolf pups do to their parents when they are hungry. it is used to greet another wolf respectfully.

wolves (ideally) see humans as other wolves. so, wolves will lick their caretakers' teeth and mouths when greeting them, out of respect.

this is quite serious, too. if you pull away from the wolf when he's doing this, he may snarl and tug you back as if to say "hey wait a second stay here i'm not done yet" and keep greeting you until he feels he has done a good enough job. this is also why they open their mouths - it is a symbol to the wolf of the greeting being accepted, which is why he goes in and licks the teeth/inside of the mouth.

tl;dr - licking teeth is how beta wolves greet other beta or alpha wolves

pea are healthier than bread for ducks. bread is essentially trash junk food

Yeah, at the world biggest salt flat
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salar_de_Uyuni

he wasnt alone

>meanwhile dogs

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truly man's best friend

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Wild dogs are kino

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Samefag

WEEEEEE

apes are fucking based tbqh

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Based birds

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LOL stupid dogs

The new Pokemon graphics look insane

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Ducks are so damn aggressive.

such speed

So fearful was Chronos of the oracle's prediction that his own children would turn against him...

I think there was 2 of them and they were mating.

OFF WITH HER HEAD

>I'm covered in blood and being attacked in broad daylight
>Why won't anyone help?
>Why are you all just watching?

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY

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>that tiny ass mane
>thinking it could take on a champ with that king's level mane

I'd hunt that fucker down and stab it repeatedly in in the skull

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What's black, white, and red all over

Back to the Dark Crystal general with you

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musth
Educate yourself

damn that's smart

cutie

>Manlet rage
Havel the Rock?
Serious question to god: why the fuck does this thing need to be so huge?

Crocodiles are ancient nigga. T-Rex evolved from the dinosaur that evolved from the old crocs. This cold blooded son of a bitch can smell the onions on you a mile away and will absolutely death roll your meme beard off your face along with that pathetic excuse for a jawbone too.

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>T-rex evolved from crocs

No they didn't.

Imagine the sound

Some say he's still wandering the savannah

what dicks

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>Ey there girl how you doin'?

Stupid pupper.

GOOD KING OF CATS

>sup bro, we not smoking weed or anything, we just standing here chilling

>how you gona act? huh?
>you a lil bitch

probably lots of quacking

Nazi bear?

Do you think he does it on purpose?

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Totally not an alien, guise.

youtube.com/watch?v=WwBMzNDBlKw

>Mario 64 slide music intensifies

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Wouldn't be doing that if it was my boy Gustave

youtube.com/watch?v=1K9mO5QzOIQ

>Prööööööm :D

Oh no he almost got wet!

chad

youtube.com/watch?v=30RvJEZrHeU
Fug

based

i think it's safe to say that animals, for the most part, are fucking based

>how do you do, fellow kids?

wtf is that

I can't remember the name of it, but what it's doing is shooting its guts out in those tendrils, searching for food. Once it finds some it just reels it back in. Unless I'm thinking of another weird worm thing.