Another Big Miss for Critics

>to analyse and critique such pieces of media that fail to meet a certain standard of criteria that is greater than the sum of its parts
yeah that's not what critics do. maybe 1 in 20 of them

The audiences go to this movie because its their kind of movie.
Critics go to the movie to critique.
Not to say that their criticisms are or aren't stupid though.

This. I wasn't even aware another Rambo movie was made. I like Stallone but clearly the majority of people going to his movies anymore are superfans, which of course are going to react positively to nearly anything he makes.

>analyse and critique such pieces of media that fail to meet a certain standard of criteria that is greater than the sum of its parts
They don't like it because the bad guys are Mexican.

I already don't listen to the critics, but they are a hell of a lot smarter than the sheeple audience lmao

Stop acting like audience is any better.

if you dig in to most of these reviewers' reviews, you will find paragraphs of garbage text that has nothing to do with the thing they are reviewing and everything to do with pushing their world view on others, the way it was pushed onto them.

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The average person goes to have fun.
A critic goes because it's their job.
Duh.

this is a boomer movie and boomers dont go to the cinemas.

>review album
>first paragraph: facism, drumpf, dead democracy
do they get paid for this shit?

Tell that to the gray hairs that filled my local Cinemark theater tonight.

Controversy aside i think this movie is probably good but faggots will hate it because it offends their sensibilities and their political opponents seem to enjoy it.

Why else would they do it?

I don't care how redpilled or woke this flick is
It looks BORING af. the whole action hero thing is outdated and ridiculous
i can enjoy the old rambos for what they are, but watching a senior citizen trying to imitate his former glory is just sad, and most probably a waste of time

So what movies did you enjoy this year?

not him, but I see that kind of shit written in music articles all the time. they know music is headed down the shitter, but the sheep can't tell the difference

Ok so we know what your pussy thinks now what’s your opinion?

>action heroes are outdated in 2019

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Because modern critics are trying to control the art of other people. They're trash tier people in general and they don't have the balls to create something for public consumption. Bitch made.

Those who can’t do, teach. Those who can’t teach, criticize. Lot of know it all’s out there

lmao

That doesn't make sense.

brainlet

Should we even bother listen to """"""critics"""""" opinion?

it seems more often than not that these are paid reviews.

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It seems like we can get a read on whats good by doing the opposite of the critics

have you ever actually looked at the language "film critics" use? it is an entirely alien, meaningless xeno-babble that the common man would never be able to relate to. they all need to be purged and replaced, or at the very least reminded what fucking planet they currently occupy

film critics are by far the most worthless creatures

It looked to be about this score form the trailer. This series has far outstayed it's welcomed and Stallone needs to hang up the acting cap. It's time.

I’ll watch it to trigger the libs epic style

Stallone will always be cool. Suck my fat dick soibois.

ok boomer

Critics are a joke

Of course. It's leans more towards conservative, patriotic values, and since the media is intirely leftist, and leftists hate America, it should come as no surprise it's getting panned

can you blame them? what's there to like in america?

Sucking this much dick will give you aids user

Ad Astra is really good tho

Dilate

>contrarian
>high audience score
Are you retarded?

You wish retard, the last Rambo was sick that's why there's hype for a new one

I swear, all these soi critics are paid by the studios to make these negative reviews because this is what generates buzz and makes people go watch it thinking they're making some grand political statement.

Rambo is a cuck in this movie. He goes on a kiling spree because someone killed his wife's mexican daughter.

>implying audiences don't have better grasp on what's good than the brainlet pseuds that have a grasp on "good cinema"

Except many movies disregard your criteria to the enthusiasm of the audience.
Sounds like your criteria need to be fixed

have sex

>to nearly anything he makes
Escape Plan 2 got extremely low ratings from the audience score, Escape Plan 3 has "positive" reviews saying that it isn't Escape Plan 2 at least.

>they review the politics, not the movie

100% right. I'm sure the same movie with Rambo killing white nationalists would be a big hit with them.

you are not as smart as you think you are, 99IQlet

Audiences like a movie that are properly advertised

Captain Marvel
Avengers endgame
Spider-Man fat from home
Shazam

I'm seeing both this and Ad Astra this weekend and you CANT STOP ME

Lol Ad Astra was good, if you look at the reviews everyone shit on it for being "too confusing or having plot holes".

The plot was complete, it was just about Brad Pitts character dealing with hating his father and the autism it caused him, in space. This did not provide enough explosions per minute and general audiences got bored and had to pee cause it was "long" (2 hours) and they had to pee from their 4L of coke

I haven't even seen a trailer for Rambo and I see a movie every week. The hype is non-existent

You can't do that!

> wtf I LOVE NEW RAMBO TAKE THAT TRIGGERED LEFTISTS

The movie sucks dick. It's just another cash grab sequel. The triggered critics are retarded. You guys are retarded too.

I am surrounded by fools.

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Why are they so afraid of the Italian Stallion?

Very much this. Poor Mexicans are portrayed as the bad guys, and conservative drumpf fans eat this crap up like it's supposed to be good or something.

Wait till you idiots realize Stallone doesn't even believe in the 2nd amendment

>The indoctrination is complete.

>Dilate

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>human traffickers
>drug cartels
>poor mexicans

wow

This but very unironically

If critics give shit reviews and say a movie is problematic, you can almost rest assured that it will be a decent film.

On the inverse if they give rave reviews and say how beautiful, brave, progressive, and powerful it is, you can bet it's identity politics focused trash or just another paint by the numbers Oscar bait flick.

Critics are still great guages for film quality, just not in the way they want. It has been this way for over a decade

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Never have sex and end your bloodline, faggot.

this deserves more (you)'s
that's basically the crux of it

he said inb4 you fucking disgusting reddit tourist

I know you nihilistic edgelord faggots don't have respect for anything over there, but this place has traditions and unspoken laws we all abide by

>this place has traditions and unspoken laws we all abide by

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Reddit loves phoneposting though

WOW an arbitrary list. If you do a second of critical thinking (hard for you I know) you would know that list is inherently flawed as older films don't have a strong presence on the tomatometer.

The list is skewed toward more popular/newer movies as there are more reviews, which causes it to be ranked higher.

The fact you didn't see this list as just a fun note and are using it to rally against critics shows how little critical thinking you do

I see this list as RottenTomatoe's Best Movies Ever list based on the Tomatometer. Nothing else.
Why does it trigger you?

No one gives two shits about critics anymore. I decide if I want to see a movie based on the trailers, and sometimes I'll look at what the audience score is.
I'm not even sure why we have movie critics; what a useless fucking job.

Just got back from this. It was based. My enjoyment rating /10 is 8/10.
If I had to rate how good it actually is, it's probably a 6-6.5/10. Things that hurt it the most are poor production values so that (especially the shots of them whenever they're in a car), soundtrack is one tier above garage-band, bad dialogue (most of it is unnatural exposition dumps), and bad acting from most people. Still a very enjoyable film though.

>people who were forced to see it vs. people who wanted to see it
gee i wonder why

anybody wants to write a script that goes through all the reviews since 2015 and creates and index with the difference between the critics and audience score? We could call it Yea Forums index and use to prove how manipulative critics and the media are.

>calls others tourists
>uses reddit spacing
lol

audience score is good though, so it's not a Yea Forums thing.

>still gonna see it though there is nothing else in the fucking cinema
you're the problem btw

It’s hilarious bc you can type vitriolic screeds like this ‘til your fingers turn blue and all I have to do is post pic related

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unequivocally based. not often do you see such an overwhelming BTFO.

>surrounded by fools
>frog
cringe

/thread

Because most people don't attend every single film that comes out, they view movies they will already probably like

fuck mexicans, fuck critics and fuck jannies

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I literally can't believe faggots of your calibre exist IRL.

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Venom is good and does exactly what it sets out to do though.

>the audience is wrong, the """""""""experts""""""""""" are right

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Anyone with a brain who follows television and film knows that rotton tomatoes and film critics are not to be trusted.

All of my normie friends got redpilled about the chapelle special on netflix.

best post in this thread

update the image to include the critic consensus

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saw it at the drive in last night and came in to say this exact thing.

the movie would have been legit great if the dialogue was a bit tighter and the dad wasnt so cartoonishly bad

the movie was saved by the last 20 or so minutes which was fucking great

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Why are lefties so racist?

>kys
>phoneposter
The absolute irony of you

Yes. You're talking about their article when you otherwise wouldn't be.

They stuff shit like Drumpf, Kavanaugh, Gamergate, Brexit in for that purpose.

They're just trying to make you mad

Serious question. Has the audience score ever been wrong?

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>they review the politics, not the movie

They receive money from Open Society and Ford Foundation to spread their politics

phone posting fag

My question is why do people like it?

the first post in this thread is the best post in this thread

The first transformers has an audience score of 85

its violent revenge porn

that's enough desu but because it's current year and the bad guys are brown it muddles things

So you don't like it for any artistic merit it has? It's essentially the same as a carnival ride that just gets you excited because stuff gets blown up? Also, revenge against who?

HOLY FUCK BRO the action in that Rambo movie was EPIC!!!! 10/10 go see it!!!

white women are more oppressed than black m*n

>white women are more oppressed than

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Rather be a phoneposter than this guy.

A real frogposter wouldn't save that shitty crop shill.

>Very much this

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>shilling this hard

Are you going to pretend you weren’t entertained?

When Armond White slams a liberal movie

>Yea Forums says "based. kek. this man is so right"

When a liberal attacks a far right film

>Yea Forums says "snowflakes. fuck sjws. they only review the politics, not the film."

So yeah, just a reminder Yea Forums are hypocrites lol

Have sex

4 was good, this will be the same thing in Mexico

>Yea Forums is one person

rambo first blood was kino.
the rest are van damme-tier

He can't

>love Joker
Critics are great
>hate Rambo
Critics are idiots

Try forming an argument next time, incel

>Doesn't know what generalities mean

kys retard

this

Yea Forums isnt for soilings

I thought so
Says the incel stop projecting

People who still like non-PC entertainment don't seek out careers in journalism. In the late 60s, 70s, 80s, and a little bit of the 90s, there wasn't this whole "the world is like THIS now;". You had fag movies, you had tough guy movies, you had soft movies, you had dark movies. Critics accepted variety under the guise of entertainment and art. Almost nothing was off limits. Hence X-ratings.

You ain't got that today. The audience for it still exists, they're just dwindling and wait for everything to come out on Netflix.

I’m right wing and couldn’t care less about that guy. He’s a contrarian troll/Greg Gutfeld type guy. It’s their job to be edgy.

am i the only one in existence that is able to remove their own personal feelings and judge something objectively?

I don't know about this movie in particular, but it seems critics can't appreciate how well a movie conveys an idea if it's not an idea they're totally agreeing with. And even if a flick is shit but is preaching what they believe in they will praise it.

I guess everyone does it sometimes, but if you think like that everytime you're considering movies as nothing more that propaganda. Like Tree of life is one of my favorite movies of the last 20 years and I don't even believe in God.

>boomer movie gets another sequel
*yawns*

If only Rambo was a woman.

You're definitely in the minority.

no, but you have a naive idea about the world.
these reviewers are not expressing their own opinions.
they are coerced by their editors.
and their editors are coerced by all kinds of puppet masters from corporate advertisers to the newspaper owners.to political activists.
newspaper publishers do not represent reality in any fashion.
they are the defenders of powerful interest groups.
in this case, interest groups do not want the masses to think that mexico is a bad place filled with bad things.
corporate CEOs, want hordes of unskilled labor.
landlords want hordes of renters.
democrats want hordes of poor minority voters.

that is why they are so detached from reality and why their interests seem in opposition to normal people. because they are in opposed to the interests of normal people. they are corporate propaganda.

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Go back, faggot

No need to pretend

People like you are as moronic as the leftist critics this thread is bitching about.

Because I didn't like transformers? It was boring and I couldn't make out any action because it looked like a literal car wreck half the time because the transformers were terribly designed and not distinct. Fuck off with your weird insecurities

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST LIKE MOVIES THAT MY SOCIAL JUSTICE PROFESSOR DOESNT APPROVE OF!!!! I DID NOT ALLOW THAT!!!!!

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>libcuck drone calling anyone an npc

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>libcuck

Got anymore NPC lines for us?

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Just like Yea Forums.

>the world was innocent 13 years ago
no it wasn't, what the fuck

Wait is TV excited for this or no?

>using /pol/ memes
fuck, you guys really cant meme huh

i'm not naive about the world I can just compartmentalize

Critis arent supposed to rate a movie good if the bumble fuck dimwit yokels of the world will like it. They are art critics. There is no chance this movie is any good as a film. Rambo 2-4 are trash.
These get higher audience rating because right wing boomers mobilize to give them good reviews to trigger the libs. This shit is boomer twitter basically.

Absolutely this

>>using /pol/ memes
>fuck, you guys really cant meme huh

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When are we going to have a gamergate but in the films industry?

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Come on meme retard, let's hear something original.

>muh politics
Only a 20iq retard conservative dumb fuck would pick a hill like rambo to die on. Rambo isnt patriotic. Rambo isnt promoting muh traditional values. Its a dumb fuck old bog pilled idiot shooting men. Its a cartoon. The libs arent triggered. Brainless action movies rarely do well critically even historically.
Why do you care what critics think? Why cant a shitty action movie just be a shitty action movie? Imagine thinking you are fighting some social civil war and the only way to win is to leave a positive review for boomer films on rotten tomatoes. Its fucking pathetic.
You are useful idiots. Keep advertising for rambo and promoting the political machine that only makes money for itself, since all you care abous is trigger duh libs.

That's what I thought you prepubescent little shit. Come talk with the adults when your brain is fully developed.

>proving my point
thanks for the laugh

Just go to /pol/ to get a new one, thats where you go to get all your memes anyway

...

you think rightwingers seeing a movie is dying on a hill?
are you retarded

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>Dehumanizing people you disagree with because your views are so weak its the only way you can delegitimize them
Thats a yikes from me dog

Most action movies never receive more than 70%

No you dumb mother fucker. The goddamn debates, critic fights, rotten tomato review shit, arguments, assigning politics to the film because muh ebil libtard critic hates it

It's the right winger way you dunce

you sound like a triggered libtard who is scared of "muh evil right wingers" taking control of the culture
>stop making right wing movies popular, you're dying on a hill if you say yo like this movie.
fucking retard

Aladdin made money the same way Black Panther and Captain Marvel did. Disney paid for seats.

Nowadays, critics rate movies based on how progressive the movie's politics are.
Audience rate it based on how much the movie entertained them.

>The average person goes to have fun.
>A critic goes because it's their job.
It's their job to tell us what subject matter is out of date or problematic?

this
critics are all commie fags

Their job is to bring progress to the arts.

Based

yea because liberalism is such progress

brb gotta shoo the crack addicted,homeless person, who is shitting on my porch, away
Damn he's brown now im losing my job for racism .
mmm hmmm san fran baby

Go back to facebook you old fuck

Were those movies objectively shit? Or dumb fun? I never saw them.

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choke on your soi, pussy

I wouldn't really call it fun, it takes its self too seriously and tries to be badass but kinda fails. There's stuff in those movies that are impressive as far as directing goes but as far as an enjoyable movie you could sit down and watch, I don't think it's worth it

Why don't you call the cops on him?

Fuck mimimi.
Post kino scenes.

THIS.

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Based John, BTFO mexican scum.

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Have you considered that the average rando casual who contributes to the audience score isn't especially smart?
Not saying I'm some amazing smart patrician and also not going to 100% say whether movie is good or bad since I haven't seen it, but I'm not going to assume critics are wrong for not trending exactly the same as the audience, especially when it comes to a fucking geriatric 2019 Rambo movie.

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Lol this dumbass boomer is seriously seething rn get laid ya dumb 30yo incel

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It’s not a big miss this time user...
I say this as someone who actually liked a lot the 2008 Rambo - the film sucks. And the action doesn’t even save it. And despite being the last it’s a less fitting ending (doesn’t really have one) to the franchise than Rambo 2008

Watch it before you screenshot reviews lol

If you think this is far right youre out of your mind

That would be racist user
He dindu nuffins

>home alone 4
Are you the same stupid cunt from the YouTube comments

>analyse and critique such pieces of media that fail to meet a certain standard of criteria that is greater than the sum of its parts
>reminds me of DRUMPH, 2/10

pick one

this dude is a fucking fool.

He took a shit on your porch...

Not to suck my own dick but I will defend the crap out of a complete retard if he's right for once and all the evidences agrees with him. Being right isn't about authority, popularity or even your track record of being right before. It's about being right in that moment.

This. They can't take off their ideological blinders to be able to view this film past their own narrow world view.

its shot well except for a few scenes but has iffy dialogue and acting.

revenge against the people that did bad things ......duh

the ending is badass

Whats 2+2?

Audience: 45
Mathematicians: 4

WHY ARE MATHEMATICIANS SO OUT OF TOUCH WITH THE PEOPLE?

What makes you think people are dumb enough to blindly accept all of this?

>videos of the cartels skinning people alive and a pitbull eating the genitals of a dude while agonizing.
>noo you cant show the cartels in a bad light, they are human beings too!.
>buuut muh mexico.

All libcucks in denial should suffer the same fate.

lbh think of your average sly Stallone fan in 2019
Now picture how many of them are learned men.
Now take away the gays.

>muuhh feelings.
>This film is offensive!.

Yes, that is the same as a mathematical fact.

FPBP

Quality bait.

Reviewers of today aren’t failed moviemaker film snobs that know better, they are bloggers who read the cinematography wiki page.

>mathematical fact.
Oh boy

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These words are so profound, they should be etched in stone.

You do realize this is what Yea Forums does

You're wrong though. The audience and experts are all idiots, only I have good taste.

Sounds like kino. Will give it a watch.

Are critics suppose to be "in touch" with audiences?

Critics put the hit out on Rambo

>pretending a genralization isn't a fallacy
Christ, logic doesn't even need a name for how stupid that post is.

They just never learn, do they? They never stop thinking they can take out Rambo and they keep trying.

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Yea Forums discusses everything about the movie since it is an interest board and posters are not paid for it.

You don't need to be a fan of an actor to watch a movie.

breitbart.com/entertainment/2019/09/20/rambo-last-blood-sylvester-stallone-tells-truth-media-wont/

After seeing it, I can safely say 4 fucking demolishes it

Ya? Remember all those little mermaid threads a few weeks ago? What about the fucking Witcher threads? Or how about half the comments in this fucking thread. Fuck you, Yea Forums is essentially baby /pol/ and it's fucking annoying. And you still think we're "Discussing everything about the movie". absolutely fucking hysterical

>Ya? Remember all those little mermaid threads a few weeks ago? What about the fucking Witcher threads? Or how about half the comments in this fucking thread. Fuck you, Yea Forums is essentially baby /pol/ and it's fucking annoying. And you still think we're "Discussing everything about the movie". absolutely fucking hysterical

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THIS IS ALL A MARKETING PLOY TO GET YOU TO TALK ABOUT THE MOVIE BECAUSE THEY KNOW YOU LIKE POLITICS MORE THAN MOVIES

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