I love you

YUH YEET

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This. It’s called editing, dum-dums.

Her hand says "yes" but her face says "The Way White People Smile At You On The Street".

Do I know you?

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One of her pupils is dilated more than the other, what the fuck does it mean

Nah, she’s one of the handful of people on the show who spilled all the behind the scenes stuff on social media. That scene played out how they showed it.

go for the kiss

>unnatural hair colour
>bad makeup
>mannish face and shoulders like a linebacker

No thanks, I have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.

>why did you lie to me user?

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>ywn have a girl cry over you wanting love
This Nathan For You episode got to me, lads.

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this

How about i edit my fist in your face

I'd say I love you too with a slight smile knowing she doesn't really mean it.

Nathan was based. His show was filled with waifus left and right. For me it's Jessee

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>I have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.
is it because no real person wants to be near you?

So who sucks off who?

Why is it all sour grapes about your holes when you're rejected? Women are so fucking entitled they can't even stand it when people they'd reject don't want them in the first place.

>So who sucks off who?

The Lord is a power bottom.

No kidding.

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Best girl coming through

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>y-you're a w-oman
no, buddy, you're just a bitch

xd le blade runner meme!!

underrated guest star. finding frances is one of my favorite kinos

I just wanna kill my self.

xd le blade runner meme!!!

>Nathan tears up
>"See that felt real to me"
>"Good"
Bros...

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>maci's website is down
probably found a good beta cuck and retired
I wonder if any anons booked her

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based

Dilate

brapppp

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Source?

You think I look like a stalkerrrr?

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Suck me, beautiful.

>personal relationship with christ
>being this vulgar
pick one

Maci's new alias is Zoe Laurent
t. staaahlker

Oh my...
youtube.com/watch?v=RjhIsDtiJmY

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Then quit dying your hair that hideous colour, whore.

Bpd love bombing

They can love, they just have funny tastes in men.

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M-mommy
I'm not into blondes but her ditching the pink hair makes her 1000x more attractive

jesus christ she sounds exactly like my ex who used to "fall in love with strangers" every day

i want a gf with fat pusy

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For me, its Maria Garcia

Disbelieve her.

I would assume she's playing some kind of trick because I'm incapable of thinking a woman can love me

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Based
it's like the female version of a cunnyposter

I'm 100% certain no woman has ever thought of me like this

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Why?

Okay? Now suck my fucking cock.

>tfw nathan always used the heterosexual bodybuilding forum but never this cambodian basketweaving enthusiast site

Have you triee becoming a cute emo boy?

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Why? You already are one.

i am a gf with a fat pusy?

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>ywn sue Best Buy together with your Hot Topic gf
why even live?

You're the only one who brought up holes user. They suggested no one wants to be near you. That's looking more and more likely with every post.

No, you're just Skeleton Jelly

Isn't that a good thing? You'd become some faggot little emo kid just so some deranged meth head can fawn over you?

>I love you too.
Pretty simple

All girls like emo boys, and this is the woman in question.

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I would do anything for love

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It would be more like endless, mindless breeding.

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literally my dream woman. I love that mousey face

>It would be more like endless, mindless breeding.
>Implying that's not exactly what I want

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Apart from go outside and meet girls, that's too hard

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>white woman
>love

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>girlfriend breaks up with me out of the blue at lunch one day
>breaks out in tears, she's sobbing like a black lady at a funeral
>people are glaring at me, thinking it's me breaking up with her
>take her home ask her what the fuck
>I'LL NEVER FIND ANYONE LIKE YOU
>THEN WHAT THE FUCK
>BECAUSE hic hic hic I HAVE TO GO AWAAAAAAY hic hic
Ok, I guess.

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I had gay sex

I know

are you gay?

It can't be undone

when a woman says she loves you, thats consent!

>Death in Venice.jpg

reminder

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Women have absolutely zero value

thx /pol/

>no dye
lol incel

I like how the one with no dye is literally a child

based

>broke up with first girlfriend because she hated being around me and I wanted her to be happy
>broke up with second girlfriend because she was insane and smelled like shit
>third girlfriend broke up with me after posting pics on Instagram of her spooning her ex (hadn’t told me they were hanging out)
>current girlfriend of 8 months basically lied that i’m sexually demanding to her friends when i’ve let her initiate for the past 3 months
Women are such a fucking meme, why do I love them

she wanted to have sex with someone else who was flirting with her

I've seen kissless virgin hamplents with bright pink/green hair countless of times.

You have good qualities but she doesn't feel good/in love with you. What's so hard to understand? Decisions aren't black & white

Most likely just a joke anyway

The first one and the last ones did typical chick shit.

based close match dye

>Oh no, what I've done wrong! I can't believe this! I've worked so HARD to get this...computer... project going.
SOURCE

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nice what a beast

right

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ha no u got it backwards young padawan, she's in love with him but he SUCKS in bed, he's a marryable beta provider but she wants to suck off some dude who's talking to her ie she a ho

kino

Romantic love is fleeting and degenerate.

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very toxic mentality user
stop projecting

dem dubs

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>Unnatural hair colour

Instantly dropped.

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>I'm sorry, but I don't date pink haired women. Good luck out there!

Pretty sure that would be it out of me.

BUT I WONT DO THAAAAAAAAATTTTT

there was stronger lighting from that side, lad.

But I won't do that.

fag

was your second girlfriend indian or black?

>see her haircolor
turn 180 and moved to different state

for me, its the redhead from the fake movie set episode

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Third one is awfully complicated. It just sounds like she was cheating with her ex and went back to him

Imagine the girl YOU love the most telling you she loves you

>when she goes "what?!?" when nathan tells her they won an award.
insanely qt

>ever opening yourself up emotionally again

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What did she mean by this?

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>again

user has a story to tell guys

>take melatonin
>slip on headphones
>listen to ASMR
>normal nice sounds
>falling asleep
>she starts singing
>she starts saying "I love you"
>in near REM get depressed somehow and begin thinking that Im fucked
>in a fugue state

What the fuck.

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>/pol/ giving advices on women
lmao

She took a government job in DC and decided to be a career girl. She's a tenure-track professor at a P5 school now.

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>tfw have a fetish for neon haired girls but all of them are whores not worth loving
i was destined to never succeed

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The guys not having sex longer than anyone giving advice.

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REKT

oh shit didn't see it
story time faggit

racist

>Thanks
She has dyed hair, it's not possible for me to love her.

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Fuk off sloot.

Based manipulation tactic referencer.

One of the smartest things I did in highschool was read up on cults (out of morbid fascination).
I learned s lot about their manipulative and abusive recruitment tactics.
The things I learned about made it easy to recognize when it occurred in my own life. Often perpetrated by women. Many thots were patrolled I can tell you.

Robbed of their manipulative tactics women held no sway over me.

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There was a time when they were qts. Too bad.

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>thot

>sloot

I have to wonder, do Americans have a fetish for spelling word on purpose? Is there anything wrong with "slut" or "whore", or is speaking like this just another form of nigger worship, something that all mutts seem to do?

heh

I hit puberty when I was 9-10 I was always too masculine for these predatory thots.

Was going to post this

every body kinda use these tricks at different degrees

Japan is working on it, will you buy it?

youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

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Bill Gates sold her on Trump

Yes. Americans find behaving and talking like a hoodrat to be the pinnacle of "coolness", its why their country is a borderline 3rd world shithole full of people killing each other.
Theres no mutts in America, just niggers with different skin colors.
Thats why you should never feel bad when a mass shooting happens over there, only scum died.

Here's the video.

youtube.com/watch?v=xtEmJeojY0I&list=WL

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i will be alone until i die.

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>Being this upset over sarcastic shitposting
>AMERICA YOU MUST BE AN AMERICAN!

Obsessed!
Maybe consider taking a break and going for a walk, huh? You stupid slooty thot.

You will be alone after you die too

I don't think about you at all.

that first pic looks like a boner
is it universe's way to tell us to have sex?

Consider commiting a mass shooting and then kill yourself, amerifat.

>you will never be a cute 14 y/o emo boy preyed upon by a much older and larger woman

Obsessed

True. But it helped me measure people's behavior by degrees and allowed me to set up healthy boundaries with the women I was dating.
I ejected out of a lot bad relationships that I otherwise would have languished in had I not known.

They were preyed upon by everyone, milfs, horny hormonal teenage girls and even other emo boys. What an awful existence.

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Look at this seething thooty sloot.

from time to time i have troubles with sleeping due to existential terror hitting. i know i'm fucked the moment my mom dies, i can't cook, clean, wash etc. i'll end up a smelly bum even though i work a cushy government job. i'd like to marry a cute girl but it's never happening.

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the only people who show interest in me are single mothers

i dont really go out anymore though so i guess it's also my fault

>a much older and larger woman

You're forgetting the bad smell and stds.
That pink haired is a deranged sloot.

Maybe, just maybe, normies are socipaths and 4channer were the good guys all along?

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this

you don't need to be a chad to get girls, just a manipulative madman like Nathan

but most of us are to pussy to truly go for it

How does the parody come across so well, despite everything about it being exact?

And then they turned 15 and started lusting after chad.
Most women go through an effeminate boy band living phase.
It's because those fags are non-threatening

is this stranger infatuation thing real? seems kind of fucked up desu
is this a RLM thing? i read it in mike's voice

>Is this an RLM reference
C'mon sloot...

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_cnPZSM85j8

Not really, I still have the emo pretty boy look and I keep getting hit on easily when I barely got before.
Its just an easy ticket to pussy.

No, its because women love pretty, moody boys, it triggers their maternal instinct to "fix them".
They never move on from that phase, nobody ever stops being a teenager deep inside, you just learn to not laugh at fart jokes.

Why does the biggest concentration of autists pretend to understand women so confidently when each one has a completely different theory?
When and why did Yea Forums start larping as societal experts?
Is this just another form of contrarianism?

Keep telling yourself that faggot.

Hey be careful. That faggot tranny janny is handing out WARNINGS!.
Better stick to Sneed posting boys.

Oh, sorry I guess its all a hallucination because you said so.
Women, and getting laid is piss easy, specially impressionable young girls, those are the best.

Everyone posts about how you need to go out and meet women, but what can I do? There's nowhere to go, and all of my friends moved out of town.

I always assume the posters making those comments live in a city, because it makes no sense for anyone outside of one

>Its not only naive teenagers who like emo faggots
>By the way only naive teenagers like emo faggots like me

What did the closeted pig-bottom faggot means by this?

I didnt say only teenagers did, I said teenagers are the easiest.

AM I BEING DETAINED