What even is the story here? Will we finally find out?
What even is the story here? Will we finally find out?
Gavin Turner
Benjamin Ward
ummm skywalker is going rise? damn nigga ain't you know how to read? lmao! GOT HIS ASS
Ryder Cooper
>Will we finally find out?
Only thing to find out is if Lucasfilm double downed again
Robert Morales
It's about wars in space
Jeremiah Reyes
>Kathleen Kennedy has already stated that the title has nothing to do with what happens in the film and was made just to get people in the theaters.
It ought to be called "The Twilight of Skywalker".
Adam Thompson
I mean what is the story of this trilogy? 2 movies in, and I have no idea what is about. And it looks like this movie is just scrapping everything and doing something different.
Hunter Powell
Lucas Brown
U tryin to tell me they're just making this shit to sell toys?
Thomas Bailey
A perfect girl teaches an old man the true meaning of Life Day.
Angel Williams
i-is he fucking that thing?!
Eli Anderson
Why would the technology be from 20th century Earth? wtf is Disney doing?
Ryan Long
You're like 7 years too late in figuring it out. Also the last jedi toys were sold....at dollar stores.
Jeremiah Davis
You think THAT is dumb?
Check this one.
Michael Allen
>You think THAT is dumb?
No, it's just one of the toys they plan to bring out.
Wait, is that Rey also part of the Rise of Skywalker stuff?
Christian Robinson
It has the droid from the trailer, so probably
Connor Cruz
Fake, as if they would let Rey get hurt and lose an arm
Nolan Mitchell
So they have her lose a hand and part of her arm? Wow so different and brave!
Grayson Turner
>rey losing her arm
Bravo JJ. It's good thing I'm not paying to watch this shit.
Parker Butler
>Luke loses his hand in the most dramatic scene in Kasdan and Kershner's masterpiece
>The loss of the hand is echoed in the most dramatic scene in Return of the Jedi
>Now everyone has to lose a hand
Feels bad man.
Kayden Johnson
Vader had a mechanical hand in Return of the Jedi, so I can believe he'd lose it during the prequels.
Samuel Sanders
The NuRebels fight the Emperor after the NuEmperor got killed by ben swolo or whoever, because kuckthleen kennedy and rian hackson wrote themselves into a corner and also want some easy nostalgia points. But its alright because marey sue kicks sheev's ass and girls rule, incel! This is a kids movie remember, so dilate, Have Sex, and check your privilege, russian bot shitlord.
Dominic Rodriguez
>member speeder bike?
>here's a practical one because CGI bad (even though most JJ movies have more CGI than the prequels or the OT)
Justin Harris
Darth maul is pulling all the strings behind the scenes to bring the skywalkers down.
Chase Anderson
Pretty much what said. I would add sell toys to that, but the toys ain't quite selling like they used to.
Grayson Murphy
jews rape corpse and make$1bil but nobody buys the toys
Aaron Diaz
Midichlorians are so gay.
Jaxon Young
>I would add sell toys to that, but the toys ain't quite selling like they used to.
I would buy SWHS toys. We need an Art Carney porno dealer.
Mason Gray
Fake, the joint on the robot arm is facing the wrong way. Compare it to the joint on the other elbow.
Carson Rodriguez
Is modern CGI and effects to bad because computers give easy access to porn? Are the animators coomed-out and in their brains they think bad CGI looks final? It's clear that the CGI os 1991 and 1993 is superior in every way, probably because there were less distractions and they were given more time to make it look real. Most CGI is TOO BRIGHT. Way too fucking bright and looks dried-out.
Adrian Cook
I unironically want a Solo sequel with Ben Kenobi. And no, Han and Ben can't meet of course.