WAHAAT?! He does exist!

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants. So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?

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1-800-ABCDEFG

>monster named Muzzy
>speaks French

You really can't make this shit up

oh god i can still hear it

I SAID A BEEF HOT LINKS

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today

For great low rates you can get online
Go to TheGeneralandsavesometime!

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they do exist... *faints*

RESIDUE IS EVIL DOT COM

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noooo you stupid incels you can't eat me and gain a glucose high

Ahhh help me the incels are eating me and gaining a glucose high

DON'T YA PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH
don't ya put it in your mouth

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I see this ad today more than any other

Maybe 5-6 times.

All I do is watch reruns of Family Guy, American Dad, Cleveland Show, and South Park.

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I said A BEEF HOTLINK

Fucking comfy post

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Is this the one where they say "I'm on the pill"?

What the fuck was his accent?

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HILLSHIRE FARM

GO MEAT

>they still use this same commercial after all these years, complete with the noticeable downgrade in resolution

unadulterated kino

DON'T WANNA HURT YOU

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Does anyone remember that captain Morgan ad from 2013? The dumb foreign song with the mermaid? God it’s awful

WOO-OO
WOO-OO-OO

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Well I was shoppin for a new car. Which ones me? A new convertible or an suv?

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This and the cadbury Easter one. Pure comfykino

Anywhere I go...there's always something to remind me.

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is the bandicam watermark part of the ad?

I MARRIED MY DREAM GIRL, I MARRIED MY DREAM GIRL!

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>LIKE A ROCK

>WHOOOOAA LAGAROCK

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BECAUSE YOU LOOK SO FINE THAT I REALLY WANNA MAKE YOU MINE

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Shit can't think of the tune or even the product someone help me it will drive me nuts

is anyone else getting a lot of ad astra commercials? they're really dumping a lot into the ad campaign.

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I am stuck on Band-Aid brand cause Band-Aid stuck on me!

Don't forget the Tootsie Pop ad with Mr Owl and the Hershey's kiss Christmas ad

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and then there's your depression...

youtube.com/watch?v=tloVHJtrJ_k

this ad was made by Jamie from mythbusters

music is my boyfriend
music is my girlfriend

I FOUND IT. FUCK THIS COMMERCIAL.

ispot.tv/ad/AZnn/captain-morgan-original-spiced-rum-go-full-captain

No it's holiday season!!

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DA DA DA

DA DA DA

DA DA DA

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Get out of my comfy evening commercialkino thread

youtu.be/2c1BDELSiUM
>i've waited my whole life to meet you!
coreysdigs.com/trafficking/exposing-the-keys-to-disneys-operations-and-agenda/

This is my favorite commercial ever and I dont even like hershey's kisses.

This commercial is from fucking 1996 and is still played today.

You made this same post yesterday, what's your point? Comedy Central viewers have AIDS?

Who /craver/ here?

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I somehow manage to see it once every year too even though I try my best to avoid commercials like the plague. This one always finds me.

kino

youtube.com/watch?v=XSZ6k3QIsAk

all zoomer millenial networks like adult swim, vice, FXX, etc. etc. are all swamped with this ad running 24/7 at every break.

it's like they want everyone to take it and go out and have gay sex, weird huh?

>I never made it without biting
>Ask Mr Owl

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>in the waiting room for my mother's surgery last week
>midday network tv is going on, wheel or price is right i don't remember i can't hear shit so all i'm working off of is closed captioning that's delayed by like 20 seconds
>some commercial comes on and all i see in the commercial is black women and (I assume) fags
>guess it's some HIV shit
I can't remember what the fuck the product was but I think it started with "aim" and now it's bugging me. Anyway S C O R C H E R

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TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU?

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Happy feet 3 looking good

You sittin on the couch, you watching TV, and your life is passing you by.

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MORE THAN WORDS
IS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO MAKE IT REAL

>Haven't watched normal tv for 15 years now
I don't miss ads

Do you think they are still together? Can they sing those songs without getting sued?

SOMEWHEREEE OUT THERE
IF LOVE CAN SEE US THROUGH

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I shudder to think of the amount of time I have wasted watching commercials growing up. Glad they're nearly nonexistent now except for dumb boomers who still pay for cable. Not something I miss.

SOMEWHERE OUT THERE

god damn youve reactivated an ancient memory

FUCK YOU FAGGOT DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU UPPITY NEGRO

Get connected
for free
with
EDUCATION CONNECTION

JE SUIS LA JEUNE FILLE

YOU'RE THE MEANING IN MY LIFE

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I'M WORKING FOR AN HOURLY WAGE I
WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL
DIDN'T DO GREAT!

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You're STILL smoking?
youtube.com/watch?v=JQVfsY0-ZR0

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>Penguin chokes on Coke bottle and dies

AAAAAAAHHHHHH

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I'm attorney Peter Francis Geraci if your credit cards are too high consider Chapter 7 or Chapter 13 No Interest Repayment

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i derived a strong satisfaction from this one as a kid

The plan guarantees the right to $50,000 of insurance by age 28, regardless of health or occupation.

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youtube.com/watch?v=jOF5x6DfTOs

we bad

>terrible ad that stoners would be instantly drawn to
>feeds on their biggest insecurities
Based and probably effective

Living rooms
Bedrooms
Dinettes
Oh yeah
You can find 'em at the market
We talkin' 'bout Flea Market MONT GOMREEEEEEH

IT'S JUST LIKE IT'S JUST LIKE IT'S JUST LIKE A MINI

MALL

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THE GERBER LIFE GROW UP PLAN

YOU'RE THE INSPIRATIOOOOOON

THAT'S A BLOW POP

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I didn't realize there were so many variations made but the original is still the best.

Fuck, I completely forgot about this

THAT OLD CAR MIGHT BE WORTH MONEY CALL VICTORY AUTO WRECKERS FOR A QUOTE

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Too bad she didn't tell me her credit was bad

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EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD

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CH-CH-CH-CHIA

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The lead guy has a shitty band.
youtube.com/watch?v=sv5E0QZeJsA

youtube.com/watch?v=b6liVLkW-U8

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GIMMIE YOP, ME MOMMA SOOOOOO YOP ME MOMMA FOR WHEN DA MORNING COMES

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what the fuck was their problem?

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ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP

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i miss this one. pure warm blooded american capitalism. bob seger is based

this is drugs, this is your brain on drugs.
any questions

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Legitimately the best commercial ever made, it's simple and gets its joke across without any annoying voices or obnoxious singing (just a nice comfy song).
It was nice having it back on tv earlier this year.

Oh god.

They eventually squashed their beef.

877 CASH NOOOOW

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He was the winna, mon

youtube.com/watch?v=S8EvnM2XUTI

>AND THE TIGER POSTER

Another scorcher

The updated one was probably really funny to people high seeing it for the first time
youtu.be/k-EkHuHkFvA

Kino

AND THE DARK DEPTHS OF THE OCEANS

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the commercials are the best part!

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>I WILL BUY YOU A GARDEN

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DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT...TIL IT'S GONE!

youtube.com/watch?v=pNCiXKpO94g

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>But I love Chef...

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based

What the fuck was his problem?

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this truck still exists, it was at my grocery store last december

You bitch

youtu.be/JkxNLeKGr4M

Is it sad that I have this entire commercial memorized by heart?

I just remember this being a joke in Eddsworld.

GOD OF WONDERS BEYOND OUR GALAXY

youtube.com/watch?v=-sIDWNW_7xY

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>not posting the best one
youtube.com/watch?v=7xSrXpYGXCg

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This is reminding me how much I loved the Free Credit Report commercials, that any Mayhem are probably the best out there.

OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD
HE REIGNS FROM HEAVEN ABOVE

WHOSE MINUTES ARE THESE?

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FOR QUALITY WINDOWS SLIDING ND DOORS CALL 866 4 FELDCO

ERE I COME I AM CINNEMON

I love how companies have convinced the masses that Christmas commercials are a tradition so they don't have to make new ones.

classic

SHOUT TO THE NORTH AND THE SOUTH

Being a child I always thought it said "Lagarah", a nonsense word but I just assumed was the name of the truck

remember me? i'm tony sinclair, the black austin powers for some reason
youtube.com/watch?v=wFA3JNPsxUY

SUPERHUMAN SAMURAI....SYBER SQUAD!!!

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Why is 80's/early 90's music so comfy?

AND IIII KNOWWWWW

Who would win in a fight?

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holy fucking shit

i miss being a kid and seeing these commercials. especially the christmas ones
in particular has always been peak comfy to me

This one is adorable

Was this actually a good deal?

youtube.com/watch?v=4HtSLF4vlrk

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The funny thing is, having a daughter now, I would get these in a hot second

>learn to speak french
>hairy beast called muzzy

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Do they still run this one? I'm sure I saw it a few years ago

spanish (europe)

tfw my dad and uncle made their own goofy commercials for their business back in the day like this

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based muzzy poster

SO TAKE THESE BROKEN WINGS AND LEARN TO FLY AGAIN
LEARN TO LIVE SO FREE

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>youtube.com/watch?v=EvzHMmDDTBI
ANOTHER
SCORCHER

Imagine the smell

>GET UP! GET UP! GET UP!

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IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL

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De molto

UP ON THE HOUSETOP
REINDEER PAWS

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I LIKE SQUARE BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE

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youtube.com/watch?v=LU2yt6wOoK0

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What do you want for dinner?

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HEY YA HA YA HA YE HAH

youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s

youtube.com/watch?v=JSKZPNXGoko

HE'S THE ROLLBACK MAN

youtube.com/watch?v=70MdKcIfwow

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Lamisil for having Captain Marvel on their team

pure kino

I feel like my parents paid for this for me but I never saw one dime

>SEED the SNEEEED

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>this is how boomers used to make money

Calm down Fry.

I miss that old Wal-Mart logo

Jesus they’ve been snowing this ducking commercial since I was in middle I’m fucking 35 now

youtube.com/watch?v=fcu3Eqr697A
Want some inside information, Yea Forums?

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>this thread

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this thread huts so FUCKING MUCH
youtube.com/watch?v=M8A781jyJKs

EVERYWHERE I GO
THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING TO REMIND ME
OF ANOTHER PLACE AND TIME

In middle school*

Kino Christmas ad from the UK incoming for all my Christmas bros (music is 'aubade' from Prokofiev's 'Romeo and Juliet):

youtu.be/7jACG8GKBLI

fuck, I member this

wtf animal was this ive been trying to find this for years

Its all flooding back

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=GeObV-p7uAg
Wonder if he’s still a “Jared fan” ?

ANYWHERE I GO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT FAR AWAYY
YOURE RIGHT HERE
YOURE RIGHT HEEEERRE YEAH YEAAAAHH

>tfw 27 and feel like a fucking baby boomer now

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Yeah, every year. Corona is a B+ beer at best but it's the comfiest Christmas commercial.

>not obnoxious
>nobody talking so you don't hear annoying fucking lines over and over
>pleasant visual
>short

*presses mute*
Or alternatively *changes channel*

HEY

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Were they kino or cringe?

youtube.com/watch?v=9e3KdGV5Cbg

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youtube.com/watch?v=QJzt8L_i7_U
H H H H H H H H GREGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>not obnoxious
Why can't marketing departments understand that this is the biggest thing consumers hate about commercials? Everyone hates commercials that try too hard.

DON'T YOU WANT ME BABY

another kino

CHEESASAURUS REX

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ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW

Oh shit

sir have you been drinking tonight

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YOU'RE MOTORIN

WHAT'S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT?

youtube.com/watch?v=tVpAgJ0X194

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All that time wasted enduring commercials
Like tears in rain

F based PC autist

Based nostalgia

Whenever a commercial annoys the fuck out of me I can't buy the product even if I want to because I don't want to be constantly reminded of the commercial. I honestly would not mind sitting through advertisements anywhere near as much if they were mellowed out. People trying too hard to be catchy instead of making something people will actually appreciate and enjoy.

>Direct from Europe

youtube.com/watch?v=Vn1pf0Xi3nU

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>You've had Chef every night this week.
>But I love Chef...

ME AND MY FRIENDS GET NO RESPECT

this one always gets me right in the feels

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imagine paying $27 + tax + shipping + tip for these shitty songs

cartoon network had some awesome commercials

Come on bro wait until Christmas at least for these

>Bud
>..Bud
youtube.com/watch?v=WkavReH4LE0

>he didn't call in time for the $10 off the price deal
Pure pleb

it's more of a general commercial thread than entirely Christmas-themed

We're putting together a team. You in?

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>What the french, toast?
youtube.com/watch?v=9TxVJAkwbqA

shit that couldnt be made today youtube.com/watch?v=USBkMZG72WU
>barely even 10 years ago
it's all so tiresome

youtube.com/watch?v=hK99vZerSdc

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>dad religiously watched nascar
>bud or chevy commercial plays every time
>ingrained into brain to this day

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

holy shit holy fuck I can't keep seeing this shit

yeah that's it, im crying now

youtube.com/watch?v=yUPCb8Uu_0w

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WHO WANTS A BEGGIN STRIP?

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LET ME BE MYSELF, SO I CAN SHINE...
WITH MY OWN LIGHT

youtube.com/watch?v=1j8NCAhjd_4

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>when you create a music video for your car commercial

youtube.com/watch?v=ZgQMIaF-PRo

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Holy fuck, why does this make me nostalgic?

Sounds like you got bitter beer face.
youtube.com/watch?v=BOP5PBIghhc

this was made to get some animator off. whats it with cartoonists and inserting femdon/giantess/vore themes into children's product? fuck the barenaked ladies too.

WE LOVE THE SUUUUUUBS

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holy fucking shit

NO

HEAVEN ISN’T TOO FAR AWAAAAAAAAAYYYY

youtube.com/watch?v=pNCiXKpO94g

youtu.be/S0-coASIjkQ

*sharp whistle*

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These always looked like pure shit

youtube.com/watch?v=N4tIiZcJgmU

I hated the visual of the toenail being lifted

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGH ENOUGH
TO FLY ME OVER
YESTERDAAAAAY

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The only channel I watch now is Quest and only because I watch Auction Kings at lunch and Modern Marvels in the evening but there's always fucking Tom Selleck trying to get me into taking out a reverse mortgage

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Zoz

>no sunsetter retractable awning

youtube.com/watch?v=C7ZFeViTl4g

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I always wanted to fuck the education connection girl

I remember the price continuing to get higher for that thing year after year due to inflation.

AND I SWEAAAR BY THE MOON AND THE STARS AND THE SKY

KINO
I
N
O

CINNEMON

The Jabberjaws thing is massively overrated. It just can't measure up to other great AS musical moments like Pavement on SGC2C and the opening number of Freaknik.

How did they get away with it?

That part always gets me!

SHOUT TO THE LORD OF THE EARTH LET US SING

Post em senpai

Based

IT’S BACON

I thought you had to place the tablet under the toenail.

My personal fave. Shit always got stuck in my head.
youtube.com/watch?v=8g4tS_etVq0&app

OOOH HEYHAAAAAOOOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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IN MY LAB I GOT IN MY LAB I GOT

OPEN THE EYES OF MY HEART, LORD
WON'T YOU OPEN THE EYES OF MY HEART

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS

youtube.com/watch?v=np8Cgp-2zMc

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Pain is actually a really good band

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A COOTIE QUEEN YOU LINT LICKER

Are these Americans defective? They keep repeating their programming for no reason.

Always a favorite

This introduced me to one of my favorite bands

AND CURLY TOP

Why is nostalgia so comfy?

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Did anyone try the apple flavored applejacks?

I was going to post that one. Here is the only other series of ads on that tier:

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Anyone else here browse Retrojunk back in the day?

comfy kino

Based Matt Berry volcano

youtu.be/S8EvnM2XUTI

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Monster Ballads

Anyway, what made those late 80s and early 90s love songs so powerful was proper mixing and use of synth.

You didn't forget about the Boo Buckets, did you, Yea Forums?

youtube.com/watch?v=QZdH9KUkd54

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I had completely forgot about this one until now

They played Africa by Toto unironically at my neighbor's Labor Day bbq. Scary.

Actually a good song that made me cry a few years back
youtu.be/Smc5FHbZtG4

CONKERS

It really is a beautiful song. RIP James Ingram

Why the fuck am I getting nostalgic for commercials? I wanna go back

They made an actual tv series out of these

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Somewhere out there,
Someone saying a prayer..
That we'll find one another,
in that big somewhere out there..

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>late 80s and early 90s love songs so powerful was proper mixing and use of synth
hair metal mixing was hideous. designed to be played on shitty mall speakers over fm

a few did it right like dire straits, depeche mode and some choice singles but there was a seriously bad trend in mixing until gggarth, steve albini, butch vig, ross robinson and rick rubin saved production for 3 years, before the loudness bs kicked in. they didnt even produce good music a lot of the time but they refined the art of mix. the first rage album has the best mix ever, to this day

youtu.be/mLRZtZtVVUY

>you were happy back then
>you aren't happy anymore

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DON'T STUFF IT IN YOUR FACE

Did anyone get the tiger poster?

he was a jew

cute girl

okay is it seriously just me not being a kid anymore, or do people not care about holidays as much these days?
seems like there's less special ads, christmas movies/specials, etc
the only thing that continues to be big is stores trying to sell you shit 3 months before the actual holiday

I have a structured settlement but I NEED CASH NOW. CALL J G WENTWORTH 877 CASH NOW. 877 cash now 8-7-7 CASH NOW

kids dont like comfy anymore :(

F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E-D-I-T. Free to the Credit to Report dot com, come everybody now lets sing along

thanks for the nostalgia. What was this like early 2000’s?

Guys this thread is making me feel, please stop.

THOUGH IT MIGHT LOOK GOOD TO EAT

>search
>'ditech'
>0 results

Not a single one of you motherfuckers posted the 'LOST ANOTHER LOAN TO DITECH' guy. Fucking embarrassing.

Holy shit this thread

A bit of both.

2.99!!!!!

I don’t know how it is in your country by Television is a huge part of the culture here. I am not saying it is right, but it is so.

fuck, i made an entire race of these bastards in a composition notebook at school with these 5 being the inspiration for the other 300 i doodled over the next year, complete with descriptions of powers, habitats and diet, etc
i was autistic

Criminally underrated

Idk it bothers me

take it somewhere else user...

GAYROJ

SHE SPILLED MY COFFEE

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HUMANA MEDICARE

This dude had a comfy voice.

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Nope. Can't do it

I love the song used in the commercial.
youtube.com/watch?v=8Gy_zq_YuQQ

>thingamabob
>gobbledygook
>what's its face?
>whatchamacallit
>whatever it is
>whatever it was
>chocolatey
>whatchamacallit
>how's it go?
>wowzledo
>chewgoody caramel
>whatchamacallit

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>pssst… say "from Charms"

FREE MONEY

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CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, KIDDO!

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>Pontiac WideTrack Grand Prix commercials
>WIDER IS BETTER

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What? Now?

youtube.com/watch?v=S4arWeC3nik
youtube.com/watch?v=U2lrKFBOhCQ

which one was better?

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based

this played so loud in my head.

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pure fucking kino

youtube.com/watch?v=kgDfzdev-Hk

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What's weird reading stuff like that now is how much of it ends up being scientifically out of date.