Wait, when was this guy in fucking Burma? Why was he there? How did he go from hunting bandits to being a butler?
Wait, when was this guy in fucking Burma? Why was he there? How did he go from hunting bandits to being a butler?
Landon Butler
Kevin Ross
Pennyworth is a former British SAS soldier. He was colonizing the world for queen and country while Bruce was just a twinkle in daddy Wayne's ball sack.
Matthew Mitchell
He worked for MI-6. Didn’t you see Austin Powers?
Cooper Nguyen
he was fucking ladyboys user
William Rivera
Well this thread got done fast
Levi Parker
Watch Pennyworth™ on Epix™
Lucas Cruz
Most modern versions of Alfred have him as an ex-SAS member to justify all his badass moments.
Mason Roberts
Alfred's backstory has changed a lot over the years in the comics but in some versions he was a former intelligence agent working for England or had military experience. I think the movie version of Alfred was supposed to be more like the original comic version which was a former intelligence agent rather than just a former actor and butler for the british royal family which I believe is the current alfred's backstory.
Charles Scott
He was slaughtering Zulus before Bruce's mum's taint had hair on it. India was a vacation afterward, he shot tigers or some shit.
Jonathan Sanchez
Burma is known for it's tangerines.
Anthony Mitchell
She leaves. Now, I see the funny side.
Now, I'm always smiling.
Christian Peterson
Well they were looking for a ruby the size of a bandit
Jeremiah Gutierrez
before 1989 I imagine
Ethan Taylor
Right before he turned himself into a tangerine
Andrew Foster
He was looking for a tangerine, the size of a tangerine
Angel Scott
Came here to say this thread screamed "marketing".
Caleb Johnson
>epix
What the fuck?
Juan Parker
He was looking for a child the size of a tangerine
Lincoln Allen
myanmar formerly burma
Noah Price
It expects you not to be a brainlet, he was obviously in the British special forces back in the day.
Being the personal butler of one of the wealthiest families in the world (ad probably their body guard) is probably a very well paid job.
Adrian Foster
OI FOUND DA JEWELLE DA SOIZE OF A TANGERINEE AND DA TANGERINE SIZE OF DA JEWWELL AND DA BANDITS WAS BURNIN DOWN THE FORES OW BLOODY KNICKERS IS DAT
Gavin Hill
the fuck?
Wyatt Davis
So did he take the ruby?
Leo Roberts
Yeah it's fucked. Bruce's parents are like secret agents or something instead of rich socialites.
Lincoln Reed
Not really, that doesn't explain why endedd up a fucking butler.
Aiden Bailey
I never got this scene as a kid, was the bandit the Joker?
Michael Turner
The Joker was the tangerine
Evan Phillips
>and probably their body guard
That didn't work out too well.
Cooper Adams
Never said he was good, just said it'd pay a lot.
Camden Wright
He was a Tangerine stationed in Burma, who was hunting after a Ruby who burned down villages.
Juan Lee
No it was a bandit the size of a Ruby.
Bentley Edwards
Tell me about them...
Jacob Mitchell
>THE THIEF, WAS FROWIN DEM A WEIGH
literally, what did he mean?
Charles Adams
Alot of Tangerines, I suspect.
Jose Martin
Why didn't Alfred ever tell Bruce about that time he fought the Zulu in 1879?
Juan Richardson
He had a Tangerine Dream, and he chased it, ignoring the Rubies.
Carson Lee
He went there after the Italian Job
Adrian Gutierrez
Or later in his career he was worshiped as a god on an island near India?
Colton Martinez
Aaron Morgan
And then one day, he saw a ruby, the size of a child
Jason Ward
"A Tangerine the size of Burma floated in the sky, casting a shadow the size of a Tangerine. See, I was given a Ruby, by the fighting freak Knuckles. The Ruby...it was inside a child. I had to go in deep."
"Knuckles...his fists opened the way. But the Bandit...was inside the child as well..."
Joseph Baker
After he blew the bandits off.
Zachary Reed
I literally zone out every time this scene happens because I can barely understand him and the story is boring
Noah Cox
You guys are a bunch of fucking idiots and I love you for it.
Jaxson Flores
Leo Ward
He got old, butlering for a rich family can give a similar order to life that military does, bonus paycheck for agreeing to shoot anybody that looks at their kid funny.
Brandon Torres
>colonizing
Colonizing? Like, the good kind?
Dominic Turner
"I was sent to Burma to buy some cocaine for The Queen. You see, the Queen loves to get high as a kite, and she deployed the SAS on missions, to get that fine crack.
But, all we could find was Tangerines. Fucking Tangerines that weren't even the size of Tangerines. We couldn't understand why that was, or why the Bandit was dressed as a Ruby with a top hat. Then...I realized. We were all high as the fucking Hindenburg, and we were tripping balls."
"I don't see what this has to do with Bane, Alfred."
"Bane. Bane is the Tangerine, Bruce. He was always the Tangerine. The Queen, Bane, the big children, they are all Tangerines...trying to hide all the crack..."
Jacob Harris
Shall I prepare the Batpod, Master Wayne?
Jayden Reed
"Now, that's more like it, Mr. Wayne. I prefer the absence of pants."