Yeah do you want something?

>yeah do you want something?
>if you're not gonna buy a ticket could you stop holding up the line...?

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I'll have 2 tickets to joker. One for me and one for you

AAAAAAHHHHHH GIRLS ARE SCARY, GET ROBERT OUT HERE NOW!!!!!

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the crab legs are fresh, yes?

Oh I'm not here for a movie just the food, you can ask Robert he and I go way back.

>Hang yourself bitch cunt!

Smooth, trying this next time I see that qt I like

um yeah i didnt want to hold up the line its just the popcorn you gave me is only 80% popped... 84 at most, and, we're being generous here. look. listen. listen to the shaking. can you hear that? listen you can hear the unpopped corn rattle like pebbles at the bottom.

now i normally wouldnt care but this popcorn was nine dollars so thats like 2 dollars wasted on you know, unpopped corn. i cant eat that. so i mean im not asking for a refund but can you just give me like, i dont know, like two or three more scoops? that would be about 20 percent which is what i was kind of you know, screwed out of it, excuse my language.

and i asked for no ice in the soda but you can clearly see there is ice and to be honest, even if i did want ice i like my ice crescent shaped and this is clearly cubed thank you

Hi one sauna pass and send the crabs legs down after me

>i start sweating violently
>grabs her by the throat and chokes her to death
WHERE THE FUCK IS ROBERT YOU CUNT!?

alpha

kek

i drive

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Like something out of a Scorsese film.

nice reddit spacing, faggot

But miss I heard Ad Astra is being compared to Gravity and Interstellar. Is that true? Maybe it will be more like The Martian though yeah? I like space movies a lot. Some are scary like Event Horizon or Pandorum, have you seen those? Oh! Another one that is kind of fun but weird is John Carter. It didn’t do well at the box office but I was there. Anyways I think space sci-fi is better on tv now. Have you seen The Expanse?

B-but I bought my ticket outside.

>the one handicapped dude who would come into the grocery store I work at and talk to the cashiers about banal shit for like 5 minutes straight.

They would have to pretend to need a bathroom break to get away.

>go to theater by myself
>buy ticket
>cashier asks me which seat I want
>chose one in the middle
>"you seriously want a middle seat?"
>cave and pick the row all the way in the back

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You don't buy movie tickets from concession you fucking idiots!

god you are a creepy motherfucker

Why lie on an anonymous forum?

>go to suburban cinema late on a weeknight
>100% know you are going to be literally the only person there
>guy still asks what seat you want

I bought a ticket at the ticket booth, retard, how do you think I got in here?

what'd you do with Robert you whore?

>not picking the seat in the corner of the back row above the entrance way
That's the most kino seat, you even get a footrest.

quite based, robert would be proud

fuck niggers

jus say dat i came wit a bad ting

dis mon is baste

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>go to movies all the time in undergrad
>friends never wanted to go because lulz class is important
>go often enough that the girl working the ticket counter recognizes me on campus
>become movie buddies
>never make a movie because I had a girlfriend at the time
>after she and i break up, movie buddy and I have lunch on campus
>movie buddy says I seem different
>tell her girlfriend and I broke up
>she explodes into laughter, says she assumed I was gay because I never tried to get into her pants
>tell her I am, unfortunately, straight but am just an honorable man
We've been married 12 years.

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based

did you fucked her

roastie roastie oh so toastie if you see a roastie better head for the coastie!

Show me your titties and I'll leave.

Surprising based user.

Buying tickets at the food counter? Is this some kind of Venezuelan meal handout program or some shit?

Based niggling customer

pls be my gf or i start shooting the place up

>Hey bud I heard what you were saying
>Sorry about her she's very incompetent
>Your bag probably got cold so here's a fresh one with extra topping bro
>Not one unpopped kernel in there my man shake it to your hearts content
>And here's a fresh drink slugger
>I personally scooped out the middles so each piece of ice is crescent shaped just like you like champ
>Enjoy the Joker my dude!

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WHERE THE FUCK IS ROBERT YOU CRACKER