Is it good?

on question time, a bbc funded show in which members of the audience can talk to politicians, an audience member literally unironically asked nigel farage who would make her sandwich when she goes to pret a manger if we didnt have immigrants

>geronto-ultraviolence
sounds extremely based

>we use them in some insane gender experiment.

Fuck right off, mate. I don't take any blame, or even if any credit comes. I want no part in this particular insanity.

As a general rule any movie that's called sexist or racist is good and if it's called both of those, it's extremely good.

Answer me this bigots....
Who will clean our toilets?
Who's children will the elites rape?
thats right, we NEED our brown slaves.

>Latinx
pochos get out

>maya fantasy
Does Rambo build a wall for two hours?
Fpbp

>>This massively enlarged prostate
>latinx
fucking americans.

Yeah just like that death wish remake with Bruce Willis

As soon as I heard they were making another Rambo, I immediately knew shitty click-bait articles like this would come out.

The critics are at the lowest point that they have ever been, even making 90s critics look like geniuses. That they hate this and why is all I need to want to watch it.

Thanks for letting us know

Rent Free (tm)

#everysinglethreadon4chan

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Any time.

>Critics call it 'MAGA fantasy', 'orgy of death'
>Get a clue

Hhaha literally did this and saw your comment

>badly acted geronto-ultraviolence,
If you don't know algebra stop talking like this lmao fucking journalists

>79 minutes long
>direct to video editing
>cgi blood and gore
pass

Someone should send her this video of a naked guy and a dog eating his genitals.

I have no clue what that even means and I imagine searching for the answer would make my existence just a little shittier. I thought it was a typo.

Latinx is an american thing, literally invented by lesbian newyoricans, no one in latinamerica uses that word.

Mexico is an infinite wasteland of crime and death, and shitblood Leftists confirm this by demanding that we let criminals flood over the border to protect their poor precious future Democrat voters.

These faggot enablers are so fucking asshurt at a good movie that doesn't involve drinking nigger cum that they're bursting a gasket. Stay fucking made kikes.

Thanks Mr. Indio. Sorry about the Spain thing.

LatinX sounds like a porn studio.

literally nobody from mexico got their feeling hurt... only kikes get hurt on behalf of other cultures/people.

Then start a hashtag with your spic friends #YOAMORRAMBO

if mexico is so great and heaven on earth then why dont they stay there
checkmate libshits

Seething latinkerbelles

i dont use twitter, its for faggots.

If anyone wanted to know, no latinos dont actually use the word latinx. My dad laughs at it, my sister thinks its dumb, my brother thinks its stupid and my mom actively hates it.

What country do you live in? Are maya discriminated against there?

Based

>made Mexico seem like a wasteland of crime and death
>seem

Yep

Rambo movies were always all about cultural togetherness by the way, but the culture in question is American patriotism.

Leftypol

Wait till the next film when Rambo takes on white supremacists and the alt-right

Leftypol doesn't exist, it's irrelevant and nobody cares about that, much less about talking about a fucking movie review.
Neither Rambo 1, 4 or 5 are about "american patriotism", only 2 and especially 3 are about pro-american propaganda.

>Latinx
Rambo goes around exclusively killing Latino trannies?

Damn, Joey really lost it.

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How is this pronounced?
Latin x?
La tinx?
It's one of those things I only ever read because nobody talks like this in real life

>Rambo films have rarely been bastions of cultural togetherness
well except the Taliban one

top kek

hardcore shitheads pronounce it "lah teen X" or "lah teen eh kees" but the correct way is "luh tinx."

Latex

Why do fucking white ass maricones like to get offended on our behalf, bola de maricas ajajajaja

It's just modern day "white man's burden" bullshit. The best thing you can do is let people know how racist this bullshit really is.

>made Mexico seem like an infinite wasteland of crime and death
Well, isn't it? I believe that's the reason they tell gusts not to leave the resort areas down there.

Sounds promising

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Most of latin america is shitty not because they're mongrels, but because of the rampant socialist/communist/marxist upheavals all the damn time. Its like all the shitty aspects of africa and eastern europe all rolled up into one.

I'm sold.

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Funny, I always pronounced it as "faggot"

I know right?
I can only get so erect

The director has a Jew name so I'm not getting my hopes up.

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If Mexico wasn't shit they wouldn't cross the border to live illegally there, you don't see Americans illegally immigrating to Canada

It's not that bad.
imdb.com/name/nm0344496/

>Master and Commander
>Apocalypto
>Man on Fire
muh dick
>sense8
uh, muh "dick"(female)?

Mexico is one of the most violent countries in the world, and beheading and mass murders are everyday occurrences. Liberals are anti reality

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The way he describe Mexico goes pretty well in line how the rest of the world sees it.

Do these bloggers not realize that they're the only hypersensitive ones?

Latinx is the new tranny codeword. Get used to it Juanita.

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>it's such a small detail, it isn't part of my life anymore
Do the daily dilation sessions not count as "part of my life"?

it's affront to both the english and spanish languages

>Judging a movie on anything other than its own merits
FUCK critics. They can't make it as artists, so they tear down the work of actually talented people.

>maya fantasy
Does Rambo rip a heart out of a man?

Doesnt make any sense because the entire fucking language uses masculine-feminine noun endings, it's unironically stupider than the genderfluidity or any of that bullshit

They only get killed in states like michoacan or veracruz (or like five more) where the police have no presence. In others they'd just get pickpocket'd or at worst mugged
Now that you mention it, police presence is always heavier where the american dolla- imean person with rights is...

>"The filmmakers have made Mexico seem like an infinite wasteland of crime and death"
Bitch I live there and this is actually an accurate way to describe this piece of shit hellhole.

Mutilated bodies are as common as school shootings are in the US. When I first came in this shit site I was already desensitized to gore by reading the fucking newspaper.

>police presence is always heavier where the american dolla- imean person with rights is...
Or when it's a border town, which in that case military presence is also there.

Puto.

>Mexico is not a violent hellhole
>illegal immigrants are escaping violent environments
I fucking hate liberals
Their little word latinx another example of racism. To them the Spanish language isn't good enough for the modern world they have to change it.

can somebody please explain this dilate thing to me? I have no idea and i'm morbidly curious. Is there an image or some shit that explains it

>he didn't notice that my pussy is actually just an inverted cock

Don't bother. You can't unsee the horrors.

I want the blackpill. Show me the road to hell, and I will walk down it. I will take that godless truth with me to the grave, and live with the pain of it burning inside me.

I've seen the botched reassignment surgery pics, I've seen the videos of the surgeries, i watched mr hands when I was like 10, I've been watching liveleak gore vids since I was like 12. I am ready for this, I just want to know what the fuck the dilate meme is. spoiler the image if you must.

In order to keep the open wound you pretend is your vagina from re-healing you need to dilate it by putting things in there.

Don't forget the hairballs.

Thanks guys. Just got on my knees and prayed to Lord Jesus that he would just end all this shit and let mankind start over. Well, at least now I now.

based quads unintelligible sentence poster

but he still didn't give it an F

Yeah seriously are they all genderless alien freaks south of the border or what?

>and hilariously insecure US border

And thats a good thing...

"orgy of death"

TICKET SOLD!!!FACT!!!

Marquis de Sade would be proud.

I just wish MEL GIBSON had Directed this!!!FACT!!!

*Pats head* good pet

it's like that box in hellraiser

Fuck COLONizer's language, mijx

This, I'm not even a trump vote but hearing this movie described as a "maga fantasy" by a writer who is doubtlessly a limp wristed sjw pussy makes me want to see it, when I wasn't particularly interested in it before. Taking that comment with a grain of salt, I assume that means it's a fun testosterone fueled action movie that succeeds at what it's trying to do.

I dont care about politics at all. Dont give a shit about politics
But these fairy faggots made me vitefor trumpin 2020. And im trying to get all my neighbors and family to vote as well.

Every single one of these critics is making me hope trump wins 2020.
Fuck these faggots.

mexicans love rambo and hate the cartels

If you didn't vote for Trump, you don't belong here. This is a right wing religious conservative website.

>that just happens to include pedophiles, suicidal manic depressives, trannies and porn addicts

Sounds Christian conservative to me

Not really, it's a site full of shitposters that didn't really care about either and just wanted to make the maximum amount of people mad. The whole 2016 election was fucking meme central around here.

i mean, i'm canadian but i would have voted for him.

>implying you can't praise jesus and vote for trump while also being a cunnyfag, hating yourself, dilating and watching blacked.

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People unironically use it at uni, though it's almost only ever white kids or American Mexicans. All the Spanish people I know get irritated as fuck when these kids try and talk to them like Mexico is some magical place when they've never been there.

Nobody that actually reads Spanish actually uses latinx because it's like saying xer. Its retarded shit that crazy white people say. I'm a little disappointed that the bad guys are cartel members. I was hoping last blood was going to be rambo going on a rampage when the government that constantly fucks him over tries to erase a loose end. It could finally end how first blood was supposed to. Instead it's just another formulaic unambiguous swarms of badguys movie.

Rambo 4 inspired Burmese rebels in their fight against the government.

If Rambo 5 inspires Mexicans to oppose cartels it could be a good thing.

>"orgy of death"
They should put that as a quote line in the promos.

Makes sense. Most normal people just want to be left the fuck alone. And the cartel assholes keep messing up the place.

>Doesnt make any sense because the entire fucking language uses masculine-feminine noun endings
You don't drive your carrx to your trabajx en the mananx?

If 2016 caused monumental amounts of butthurt to sjw
2020 will be the sjw Apocalypse

It’s also downright insulting to classical Latin

>They should put that as a quote line in the promos.
This lmao. Just pull a Joker and use the "negative" reviews for advertising. Everyone who's not insane will like it.

In terms of the crap Willis usually put out, it was surprisingly good, yes.

How was 2 pro American propaganda. The government is shown as cowards and backstabbers.

directed by Eli Roth

it was OK, nothing spectacular.

He actually does, yes and the entire theater broke out in laughter because this shit was way too absurd even for Rambo standards.

Yeah what a blatant lie

why they love john wick, but hate rambo?
one is 'orgy of death', other 'zen-like exercise in wholesale slaughter'?

I didn't even know he was into this sort of stuff.

respond to this post if you are hispanic/latino

>but in 2019

Which was tame as fuck tho. No rape. Same as with Green Inferno.

>a review of other people's reviews

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WE'RE NOT LATINX OR WHATEVER RETARDED PROGRESSIVE COVER ALL NAME YOU MADE UP, WE ARE MEXICANS AND WE IDENTIFY AS SUCH.

>Jew name

It’s pronounced “wop.”

>they are cheap labor imported to keep low wages and being in servitude to globalist elite. Expected to live for ever in impoverishment while keeping stem cells research for immortality supplied with fresh ground babies

Someone should tie up these sheltered faggots and force them to watch cartel gore videos.

Honestly if he can’t tell and doesn’t want kids let them be happy

>MAGA fantasy orgy of death
this makes me want ot see the movie honestly

>mexico is a wonderland with great people
>nooooo you must let the mexicans in or else they'll die

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Guenberg doesn't sound Italian to me.

>white man's burden

SHHHHH! Don't mention that around SJWs. It exposes the hypocrisy inherent throughout their entire movement.

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To be honest I dont get the hate for Mexicans. I've spent a fair amount of time in Mexico and El Salvador in my life and the Mexicans therein were pretty chill. I would rather let in Mexicans than Chinese at the very least.

I thought it was a spelling mistake

I watched First Blood last night. Despite being alive all through the 80s, I never got around to watching it until now.

Very fun movie. Going to watch the rest and then maybe go see this?

(((((((critics)))))))

First blood and Rambo are the only decent ones, 2 and 3 are only worth watching for the camp 80s action if you enjoy it

Stallone is a Jew

Not white

>First blood and Rambo are the only decent ones, 2 and 3 are only worth watching for the camp 80s action if you enjoy it
Good to know, thanks user

I liked the original Red Dawn if they're anything like that

Fuck the Rohingya

Better because the good guys win

>"The filmmakers have made Mexico seem like an infinite wasteland of crime and death
They arnt wrong. Why do they think so many are doing anything to get out? Idiots.

82% audience score

Mexico is a known paradise.

Also, stereotypes come from realities, not falsities.

>Latinx
This is a porn review?

Mexicans love Stalone, and mexicans love criminals being BTFO by a big badass movies, Stalone is a also a big meme man there with the QUIERES VER MAS BAX meme, so why are Americans lefty journalists the only ones complaining and see mexicans as poor victims when they enjoy those films?

>Trumpian fantasies of Mexican rapists
not a fantasy. somebody is doing the raping

They want browny points but the retards dont know that unlike with niggers they wont get any from Mexicans. Here we scorn SJWS.

First Blood Part 2 is peak action kino. The body count is stupid high and some of the sequences (helicopter fight) are Looney Tunes level silly. It's such a great chaser to the dour and relatively bloodless first film.

Rambo 4 is a cheap piece of shit that looks like it was filmed on a cell phone. Also CGI gore. You can safely watch 1-3 and stop.

>R-Rambo is canceled...
Uh huh.

yeah, scorn 'em right up to you cross the border you shady fucks, then all of a sudden it's all about the gibs

Real is fake up is down war is peace

FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

So it's no different to the other Rambo movies, barring the first one?

>latinx
Say that shit in places like Miami and everyone will think you're a weirdo.

It literally started in new york by newyorican lesbians that didn't spoke spanish.

>orgy of death
It's a fucking Rambo movie. What were they expecting?

(((Kohn)))

Of course it was Newyoricans, what are they putting in the water up there? Florida puerto ricans aren't like that.

>what are they putting in the water up there?
NYC gets pristine water from the upstate.
In fact, if you live in certain upstate counties you get significantly reduced taxes because that's how NYC pays for its water.
NYC gets special consideration on water regulations - they don't have to follow the same laws as the rest of the country.

correct course of action

>mexicans have to get into the us because they're fleeing violence!
>stop portraying mexico as a bad country!
wtf dude

STOP LIKING RAMBO

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Literally only crazy whites say this, I've yet to hear even the super liberals here use any xer bullshit in spanish.

>Most of the Latinx characters on screen

Is this some kind of sci-fi flick?

Same. No actual latinos call themselves latinx

Movie about old maga dude murdering film critics when?

doublethink
/ˈdʌb(ə)lθJŋk/
noun
noun: doublethink; noun: double-think

the acceptance of contrary opinions or beliefs at the same time, especially as a result of political indoctrination.

It could be well made, but it’s just not a good look to release this in 2019 when Hispanic people are being shot up in Wal-Marts.

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John Wick is killing whites

This. Remember that wave of wh*te males who decided to wage one-man wars against the police forces of small towns after the first movie? Does anyone want to see a repeat of that but with innocent Latinx people in the line of fire this time?

And don't even get me started on how many 7ft tall Russians got beaten up after that incredibly poorly timed Rocky movie, at the height of the Cold War! You have to take into account the wider social situation before you make movies like this.

Stallone is a menace.

The good ol' "who will wipe my ass?" argument.

Last movie in the series, so too late for that.

Open wound closes up when left to itself. To keep the proto-vagina shape in tact, trannies have to put a special plastic stick inside their cavity and leave it there for a few hours at a time.

>he didn't notice that my pussy is actually just an inverted cock

Maybe he has never been with a woman so he had no frame of reference for what a real cooter is supposed to look like, and just assumed all of them are that disgusting looking.

Yes it's good. Unfortunately I can't compare it to Rambo 4 since I watched it when I was early teen and hated it at the time.
Pros: Very satisfying climax action; Rambo comes across as very intimidating, nice story overall
Cons: Weak music, sometimes looks cheap, exposition dump dialogue, some characters behave too dumb.
Enjoyment rating = 8/10.
"Objective" rating = 6.5/10