I literally don't get it
I literally don't get it
Jaxon Morris
Ian Sanchez
get what? It's a pretty simple story
Grayson Hill
I'm pissed off that Jackson turned the book into a trilogy just to make more money.
Michael Smith
the order?
the story?
posterart?
Asher White
You know the rules. Post tits.
Christian Powell
is this b8?
Joseph Martin
nice shop
Logan Bennett
How to spot a femoid
Brandon Thomas
You need to watch the Hobbit trilogy in order to understand it.
Jayden Barnes
They need to take the ring and throw it into lava.
Landon Murphy
That’s The Hobbit...
Juan Kelly
why did they need tree movies to do that? who are all these new characters? why does the wizard get a new outfit?
Camden Evans
>t. woman
Liam Campbell
because there were these other guys who didn't want them to throw the ring into lava so they attempted to foil Frodo's efforts
Kayden Sanders
SATAN BAD
GOD GOOD
Asher Price
Three massively enlarged prostates of kino
Cooper Ortiz
Lot's of people here were little kids when they came out. It's just nostalgia.
Jeremiah Richardson
and apparently they never grew up
Angel Phillips
you were also a little kid when you came out. check mate
Bentley Perry
This is expected from a lesser boy of lessor men
Brayden Scott
Tolkien was a nerd staple long before the movies zoomie
youtube.com
Eli Parker
I was in high school when FotR came out, and when I went to see TT it was the first time in over a decade that I'd fallen asleep in a movie theater.
Adam Howard
>Autistic poster get
Typical
Kayden Young
I will explain it to you in plain english. Nine Dunlar copic elven rings were crafted in Halduil at midwinter's morning with the jurgadeen hammer of Thurga. These rings were then carried by Kundra Hilal on her horse Starlight to the seven kingdoms of Jul. There was a meeting of elves there called the Council of the Forgotten. It is there that the first corruption of the second coming of the ninth era of middle earth began. It was there that Uldradir the young mistakenly cracked open his ring and gave birth to Rudaman. Rudaman is the one who lured Sauron down from the Flaming mountaintop of Raldil. But Sauron was too powerful even in his infant form and killed Raldil, took the shattered ring and studied it carefully in the halls of Myth. There he first got the idea to create the ring of power and the companion rings, suldi, raldi, karapu, amshiva, benza, utri, jendo, pikala and ufthrand. Those were the rings given to men and dwarves. But the rings we all bound to the one ring, Sauron's ring of power. He used it to control everybody through the rings. That's why it had to be destroyed. That's why they sent the fellowship past the two towers and the returned as kings.
Christopher Scott
sneed needs to get the infinity stones to stop voldermort
David Perry
why not birds???
Mason Reed
Lol the fuck lore did you just conjure
Charles King
Where ya from, user
Blake Barnes
David Anderson
Why not birds and boats?
Daniel Jenkins
ahem.... GHOSTS
Joshua Kelly
It's in the millivanillium
Carson Reyes
fucking kek
Lincoln Myers
Nobody ever answers the "why didn't the eagles fly the ring to Mordor" question with anything but a meme. What's the real reason?
Blake Torres
they, basically lesser gods, had a deal with Sauron to never intervene in each other business
once the ring was in hot goo, they rescued Migedo
Jonathan Powell
Go get it then
Jordan Lopez
they're bad films, op, but set new standards for production values at the time so everyone has rose tinted glasses on
Henry Mitchell
Eagles are afraid longbows in the hobbit. Sauron had an air force. Eagles aren't hard to see coming.
Hunter Price
pls show pusy
Xavier Thompson
Why did they build the second death star w the exact same weak spot?
Ryder Williams
Galadriel's Feet & Seed