"Feminism. Cancel culture. LGBTQXYZ. The world keeps changing, and he's madder than ever. Try not to take it personally...

"Feminism. Cancel culture. LGBTQXYZ. The world keeps changing, and he's madder than ever. Try not to take it personally."

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>I identify as an attack helicopter!

Is there a more tired joke than this?

but standup is supposed to pUsH BoUnDaRiEs why are you trying to cEnSoR their aRt???

Trannies mad

Where does it say that?

Is there an actual example of this

I identify as a woman

okay, which discord server are you guys organising from?

dilate

>more then 3 years after the "culture war" was actually going on
brave.
still, overall the right side won cultural hegemony

Look at them try to take it back. Triggered is their term that they tried to impose as a serious psychological concept. They're also trying to deny the whole 32 gender thing.

The culture war never ends. It’s been going in since civilisation began.

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open netflix.

>"Yeah, we fuck kids, so what you disgusting pig. This is OUR world now, adapt or die male swine".
That one's my favorite special.

"Yep, he went there. And he's about to go much further. Offended yet?"

making a monkey face isn't smug

>leftists who have done nothing but complain for the past 10 years find out that it's not that pleasant listening to someone complain incessantly about things
i'm glad these faggots are starting to come around

Right wingers here shill for pedophilia and complain about the age of consent lol

Netflix is one of the last bastions of extremist alt-right programming. Literally every single one of their Originals is just barely-disguised trumpist propaganda. I'm glad someone is finally calling them out on this.

"In this no holds barred comedy special, there are no safe spaces."

I mean, stand-up of this nature can be pretty funny if it's not Netflix. I don't know what it is about Netflix that makes literally any comedy in regards to this kind of politics so utterly unfunny and soulless when it's something made for their platform.

Dilate.

Was considered too controversial a joke for the MSM a few years ago so it's pretty fresh for MSM audiences now.

For the far left it'd seem like a tired joke since it upsets them and they've usually looked for things to get outraged by, like jokes that popped up years ago.

We just had an SNL cast member fired for saying a no-no word. Yes, we're still triggered we'll just call it something else

>nooo comedy isn’t supposed to punch down! You can only make fun of the things we say you can!

>furiously try to censor comedy
>cancel comedians on a weekly basis
>types thousands of tweets on the subject
>makes teary eyed "I can't fucking believe this happened" posts following new stand-up releases
>lose, comedian is super popular despite their protest
>some time goes by
>lol anti-PC c-comedy am I right? They think they're p-pushing b-boundaries and bothering us hahaha

their only feeding on the shit they spew out. The opposite side to zoe quinn.

>censored
>cancelled
>gets to say whatever he wants on his comedy special produced by the world's largest streaming platform
The retards on this board, I swear. You know Lenny Bruce went to prison for his act, right? fuckin' snowflakes these days can't even take a mean tweet

"WHATTABOUT"

>"anti-PC comedy is so predictable lmaaao" he tweets, tears rolling down his cheeks, after months of losing sleep and failing all his classes in order to angrily cancel every new comedian he hears of

Convince me that communism will work.

yes, you

Most racist jokes.

Poor, baby. People you have basic social disagreements with are still allowed to publicly and economically exist. You got that nerd from SNL fired the other day...Did that make you feel good?

People do go to jail over non-PC comments and people like you are always there to cheer the fact that "they're finally doing something about hate speech!".

>cancelling is only 99% effective so its basically 0% effective
Okay sunbeam

you're just deflecting from the fact that all original, cutting edge art is made by lefties, because you have to have the "openness to experience" personality trait in order to be a creative person, and that's a personality trait that correlates with left wing beliefs.

"Righties can't art" is pretty much science.

>Convince me that communism will work.

It might work if a computer is running the government:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Cybersyn

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So you don't disagree that it's an attempt at censorship, you're just angry that it failed? Brilliant analysis user.

>Everyone, left, right, and center is getting triggered
>Meanwhile I’m just waiting for the next massively enlarged prostate of a film

criticizing someone in the free marketplace of ideas is free speech.

>my side is the talented and all and handsome one!!
you sound like a normal person who is definitely not trying to use politics to cover an aggressive series of character flaws and insecurities

What boundaries do lefty comedians push when their comedy is what's typically acceptable in modern society? If a comedian says "fuck the kikes!" and another says "fuck white men!", which comedian do you think will get shit on by the media and social media the hardest?

are there any netflix specials where they joke about jewish influence in the west? or joke about jews at all?

>snowflakes
>marketplace of ideas
>"lefties can't meme" reversed
>teehee I use le right-wing talking points against them xD
you are so fucking cringeworthy lmao. /pol/ obviously made you mad as fuck to the point where you're losing sanity

I indentify as a 280 lbs body builded but the doctors wont give me testosterone

Yeah and trying to get them censored and fired is not. It's a very subtle difference but it's there user, try to understand it, with some effort you'll be able to.

NBC is a privately owned corporation and can fire whomever they please, retard. Where's your free speech now?

don't be surprised when trump wins by using his free speech

>NBC is a privately owned corporation and can fire whomever they please, retard. Where's your free speech now?

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Dilate

>retard doesn't know what a tour is and how long specials take to air

The problem is those guys all look like they write for buzzfeed and shop at Whole Foods. I get the point he's trying to make but those are the wrong men to use for the photos. You need a generic boomer, a bald guy, and maybe a fat guy.

It's hard to art when your criticisms of western society are considered verboten

kek and saved

Joe Rogan must be the unfunniest motherfucker on planet

Communism didn't account for social media being a thing. It completely conflicts with their ideals.

>can't think of anything clever
>"I'll just do it again!"
the average lib is so simple holy shit

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>For the far left it'd seem like a tired joke since it upsets them and they've usually looked for things to get outraged by, like jokes that popped up years ago.
its just a old joke that i have heard too many times
its not funny if it had been exploted like that

big ups to liquid richard

>sorry bro, it just so happens those are private businesses and they're free to not offer you any service, sell you any property, allow you to study there, give you a job, allow you to talk there, and so on! Nothing I can do.

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huh

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>firing a racist is LITERALLY racism

god nazis are fucking stupid.

If it looked genuine he'd get angry at them and demand their removal

redflagfags*

no i was referring to stone toss. stone toss is fucking retarded dude.

>can't understand the gist of what we're trying to say and accept the evident truth that his principles are self-contradictory
>immediately resorts to a meme he heard in order to stop brain from hurting
Typical

To people on Yea Forums that have seen it for 4 years and the tumblr niggers who it pisses off, yes. To your average ignorant facebook normie that shit is new groundbreaking comedy.

You need more than test buddy

>"Righties can't art" is pretty much science.
That's adorably naive. And typical for a 20-something with no actual exposure to the workings of the entertainment field, where "righties" exist, work, and are very successful, but just don't talk about their beliefs because of our manbaby era where people who aren't in lockstep with social media liberalism throw actual literal fits if they aren't catered to.
Also, a "rightie" is less likely to take the "live on someone's couch while trying to "art" for decades in the success crapshoot" path. They'll be found making money in a stable career, and creating in their spare time, or work the less "exciting" creative positions.
But you keep posting literal nonsense like "pretty much science", like you have a point.

Cope

There's no attack helicopters in Terraria

You will never pass.

Not a tranny, don't have to worry about it.

>but just don't talk about their beliefs because of our manbaby era where people who aren't in lockstep with social media liberalism throw actual literal fits if they aren't catered to.
Ah, i fucked up.

Replace that with "but just don't talk about their beliefs because of our manbaby era where people who aren't in lockstep with social media liberalism are cried about by liberal man/woman babies who throw actual literal fits if they aren't catered to."

i was expanding your scope yes

I identify as COOM

name one thing wrong in that comic

Corporations do not produce original or groundbreaking art. They create entertainment products carefully designed to generate profit or increase the value of intellectual property. The only time they do something "groundbreaking" is if it's really expensive or if they're stealing the work of an indie artist and ruining it, like how Candy Crush was originally an indie game that they straight up ripped off, and then made it both worse and more profitable.

And literally everyone doing even that uncreative bullshit is a liberal. Maybe 1 in 20 is not, and they have no friends.

Real artists base their work on personal inspiration, express the human experience, bring people together by letting them share in a genuine subjective experience. Real art is made by betas.

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>OP, holding back tears, realizing he doesn't have an overused twitter joke for every argument people will throw at him, wishing he could delete thread and save face

George Soros pumps money into Netflix, so comedians can't name the New
Just push left wing talking points such as gun control and abortion.

All I'm saying is, kinda hard to act morally superior on a cunny board

They stole this joke from nick Mullen. Printar Duhhubbabad.

I identify as your father and I am gonna make your mother COOM

High tier bait, very good

But for people that don't visit imageboards and are segregated from us on twitter and other social media it is still a joke they haven't seen before.

We're pretty much getting to see just how behind the times mainstream comedy is from what we have here. Probably won't be long til other classics from Patriarchy comics end up featured in stand up acts considered the most controversial thing ever because some mainstream media approved comic says it.

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lgbt

The libertarian isn't Jewish and the nationalist is actually white unlike most of /pol/.

>>I identify as an attack helicopter!
lol yeah I hate overused jokes *proceeds to follow every female comic that makes 'white men' and 'my pussy' jokes on social media*

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good argument xro

>Free speech is not free speech if the goal is something I don't like
high iq take right there

Is that a human?

kek based attack helicopter poster working redditors into a shoot

Why did she make up those rapes, bros?

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Imagine still giving a fuck about politics.

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He's not wrong though. This is simplifying it a lot, but there's plenty of evidence to support the idea that people who lean conservative tend to be less creative and more pragmatic. That lends itself well to running a business, not so well to being an author, a director, or an actor.

Even the Hollywood figures who we point to as "right-wing" have very bland, barely right-of-center policies if you look at what they actually believe. Guys like Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Eastwood, etc. . "Anti-PC" comedians who get criticized are the same way, they're left-leaning to begin with. Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, etc. .

>it took xer half a hour to come up with an argument that is impossible to infer from the original post
JFL thinking is not your strength, just retweet people who are funny and smart like you're supposed to

It was a serious psychological concept, for people with real PTSD from seeing children blown in half or their friends shot in the face

based

This. Having triggers or being triggered is a serious thing if you've had traumatic experiences, the word has been taken over by people who get slightly upset about something.

Stop taking (((sides))) in this (((culture war))) you idiot. At best you're sniffing the shit of do-nothing Twitter journalists, irl you're a literal metric for (((media companies))) who are all funded BY THE SAME PEOPLE.

>WHO LARFED?

>stop reacting to censorship bro it is uuuhhh made by the jews! or some other group I assume you don't like

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It's bait you fucking REDDITORS! GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK.

Why are you trying to censor me?

"My pronouns are they/them."

refer to

Just keep trying to cancel people whose views you don't agree with. That will fix everything.

>Corporations do not produce original or groundbreaking art.
Even more adorably naive. You're a truly exceptional snowflake, aren't you?

Let's just cut to the chase, because I'm bored and it's nice outside - you're going to start bellowing "JEWS" while spraying spit, and I'm going to point and laugh at you.

There. We're done here. Enjoy the rest of your triggered, angry day in your dark cave of depression.

Yea Forums is being raided by chapo libs for a few months now you and the overall cluelessness you assume is ironic is sincere

>he blatantly can't conceive of anything outside a red vs. blue clickbait war
Sad!

lmao so true

You have nothing and your entire worldview will crumble when you realize girls are not going to date you because you're liberal, enjoy the ride

Any time "free speech" comes up on Yea Forums it's almost always based on a complete misunderstanding of what it is. It's like talking to sovereign citizens about what a "vehicle" is, it's just exhausting arguing with dumb people.

>one way process
>no shitposting
>no baitposting
>no sneedposting
>no porn until designated hours
>no scamposting
>no telephone calls about bullshit
>your finance actually has value
Oh boy communism sure wouldn't work
no sirree

Y his nose look like benis

No, look at this very post right here
Use a bit of attention to detail, it's CLEARLY bait.

I don't blame the bait. It's you, mate. It's time to go back.

Some of us value free speech over getting laid.

God, the left really are bad at being subtle and are absolutely retarded when it comes to groundbreaking right-wing creative output. If your claim is even half as true, D.W Griffith, John Wayne and HP Lovecraft wouldn't even exist. The fact of the matter is that creative industry is slowly being overtaken by commies post WW2.

>JOKE

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Is that a tired joke or a stupid insult?

It's actually pretty funny though. Like you trannies literally got your dick off and shove up things in your wounds to stop it from healing.

How is that comic wrong? You guys toss lolbertarians and fascists in the same basket all the time anyways

it's an honest reminder to dilate

Lurk more and browse other boards, people who bait don't spend that much energy on it.

>He thinks the left and more broadly moral busybodies are capable of introspection.
You poor man.

>stand-up
>art

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>Hundreds of far-left, tranny-loving shows:
"All art is political, white boy. Get over it"
>Two comedy specials suggesting liberal lighten up:
"LMAO, FRAGILE MASCULINITY! SO TRIGGERED!"

>thread is full of generic netlifx promo tags for off-color comedians that are seeing a rise in interest
>/pol/tard completely misses the point and goes full "but the left are satanic pedophiles" instead of coming up with generic feminist comedian promos like "whos says a girl can't be funny? watch ____ go over the horrors of dating, working, and sex life for a single mom"

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I sexually Identify as a ghost pirate. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sailing the undead seas searching for the afterlife of dave jones' locker . People say to me that a person being a ectoplasmic-sea captain is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm sp00ky. I'm having an ethereal cutlass created, a 17th century french sloop and a ghostly crew of shanty singers bought. From now on I want you guys to call me "deadbeard" and respect my right to kill rival poltergeist and photonically phase my being into the next realm . If you can't accept me you're a phantom-buccaneerphobe and need to check your undead-aquatic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding matey.

How can you be against this?

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>by the way i want to dismantle the constitution because old white guys wrote it

>Dude, do you ever think *squats down* we were monkeys once? *starts waving his hands in the air*
>Think about it, evolution *climbs up on stool so he can squat on it* is CARAZZAY!!

That's his standup special in a nutshell

Reminder that Dane Cook was actually funny and a good performer and you laughed at his first 2 specials before everyone collectively decided he was bad

>use "but its the law" when putting children in cages
>"but its the law" isnt valid when corporations dont want to give white nationalism a platform
lol

but bro doesnt she look CRAZY in these pictures I selected??

Not one person has been successfully canceled.

you know you can easily reverse those and expose your own hipocrisy too right? :^)

half of that list contradicts the rest and half of it means nothing

It's true

You forgot
>I want to set precedent for repealing THE BILL OF RIGHTS by taking down the second amendment
and
>I want to use your hard earned tax money to facilitate women being giant whores
and
>if you disagree with any of what we say you're a Nazi and literally a Hitler clone

Triggered

She's also not very smart and addicted to publicity and just the establishment's attempt to manipulate and control Bernie supporters

(you)

>Not hurting immigrants
That's the vaguely defined bit that honestly contradicts all the rest. She wants to abolish the ICE and have open borders. You can't have medicare for all, a living wage for all workers, publicly funded college tuition, and an open southern border. You can have those first 3 without the 4th.

If there was a candidate running on that platform, medicare/living wage/public college *and* strong immigration control, that candidate would win all 50 states in a landslide.

Where is all the money going to come from?

i would watch this kind of tv series that would have like 10 moments of left side be triggered from the white hetero religious man and the triggered and based would pop out on screen in episode

ITACHIIIIIIII
MANGETTU IN THE EYE ONLY SEE BLOOD WHEN A NINJA CRY FIGHT WITH ME THEN YOU BETTER GET TALKING
ITACHIIII

>for off-color comedians that are seeing a rise in interest
"""""""off color""""""" comedians have always been in style and they've always been half-baked

Living as a tranny

>Complaining about separating children from possible pedophiles at the border
Child molestation and sex trafficking is actually a pretty big problem along the US- Mexico border and even occured in these facilities due to the fact that children weren't seperated from the general population.

Where do you retards claiming that the US is sending children to concentrations even come from? Are you just that new to the issues of border control in the US are are you just that easily swayed by propoganda that you think preventing child rape is totalitarianism?

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>Abolish ICE
>Abolish border control
>Cartel sex trafficking rings flourish
>Even more guns pour into Mexico from the black market
Bravo, Cortez

>If your claim is even half as true, D.W Griffith, John Wayne and HP Lovecraft wouldn't even exist.
Those men are only right wing in hindsight. This is exactly what I'm saying about more "modern" right wing creative types. They're not hardline conservatives, they held opinions that were perfectly normal in their day and now the times have passed them by. Lovecraft for example was pretty racist, but he was born 20 years after slavery was abolished and died 30 years before the Civil Rights Act. His opinions were not outside the mainstream for his own time period, hell when Lovecraft was in his 20s the President of the US had a party where he entertained the guests with the racist film "Birth of a Nation".

She's Puerto Rican. Puerto Ricans don't give a fuck about Mexicans. She's manipulating the shit out of them and they're too dumb to see it.

alphabets triggered that white males beat them to true diversity

Didnt you post this argument yesterday? You got completly BTFO two days in a row

>Those men are only right wing in hindsight
No they were right wing for their respective times, too.Today, right wing artists and entertainers just don't talk so openly about their opinions. The ones that do are inevitably just center right.

>tfw netflix starts doing trigger warning jokes nearly 10 years after Yurope 1 began with this on the fist apge

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>Righties can't art is pretty much science
You'd have to be pretty uneducated to think that the majority of artists have been left wing throughout history desu