/hmm/ Dark Crystal general

>hmmmMMMMMMmmmmm

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He was a respectful and loyal boi.

Can’t wait to see him put The Chamberlain in his place in Season 2.

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I wonder if they already hate each other.

The emperor does like his generals

your kind is ruining these threads

>your kind
How bigoted

>that scene where General catches Chamberlain and Scientist having anal sex in the lab
wtf and they marketed this shit to kids?

The emperor is sort off hansamu for some reason tbqh, they even gave him eyelashes. Maybe its the voice

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You're right, only an autist would be ashamed to display based Hup on his shelf.

They seem to like him too. Poor SkekVar seemed pretty in awe when SkekSo showed him what he'd been up to with the darkening. Unlike SOME skeks the generals are actually respectful.

Leave SkekTek alone, he's had a hard life.

It's the voice and these threads memeing him too hard. Step away now if you don't want to end up enjoying the porn.

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The Emperor is literally a dark sorcerer using the blackest of shit.

He's a handsome old man. Imagine how hung and ripped he was in his youthful prime.

That's why he's best bird husband user.

He was probably a gay looking fairy like all the other young skeks

Any Deetfag is a dirty pleb

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mystics are really long haha

its a cursed ship, but it could work

>SkekVar died knowing he had failed his senpai

feels kinda bad

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What Skesis title has the second General in season 1?
And season 2 must be dark depressing shit.

I bet the Gelflings stop killing Skeksis because they don't want to kill the Uru Mystics and get extinguished by the Garthim in the meantime.

Am I weird for wanting SkekMal to fuck me into the dirt?

Nah, you're almost a normie for that.

Jen = Deet & Rians grandson
Kira = Brea & Sandniggers granddaughter

Kira can't be Breas daughter because we actually see Kiras mother in the movie.

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Oh geez. It could work and I hate it.

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>all this 'ironic' Skeksis sextalk
Careful now or soon you will be flooded by furries.

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Am I weird for wanting to fuck roughly 90% of all skeksis and mystics

>and mystics
You've crossed a line there.

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the mini is an abomination
i dont know how they got him so wrong. the first shot of him is his legs scurrying to save deet

I want to grab Wanderer by the tail and shove my peepee in his thick juicy lizard ass. Not like that coked up retard will be able to stop me.

so are podlings just regular puppets with an extra chromosome?

I wonder how many idiots fell for this image, unaware that it was actually nietzsche that said that

there will almost certainly be a massacre, but deet-kerrigan will take refugees into grot with arathim allies and somehow repel/absorb the darkening

I didn't say I was offended, retard.

Do you think wanderer and heretic just make figurines all day long and the entire lower part of their house that we never see is filled with their favourite Grottan cave painting girls?

New weta statues are coming if you missed out on Skekso.

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SkekTek must be mine.

Why did the fur-dog have such little screen time? He was much more importanté in the movie.
Well in the end she will only be able to save her son Jen by giving him to the Uru

whats that?

I genuinely believe podlings are inferior, repulsive creatures who deserve to be enslaved and have their mouths sewn shut by superior gelflings and skeksis.
Change my mind

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They’re statues user.

Well, just so you know it was confirmed that he's wearing a fake beak because his own started to rot away due to the darkening.
Wasn't SkekSo's figurine 499 dollars?

What is weta and how much are they

I have it as 451,90 eurobucks on the website so probably, yeah

>SkekSo's figurine 499 dollars

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those are called "whatnots" in the creature shop
podlings are just farmers that love dirt, bars, and music

>499 dollars
>451,90 eurobucks
What kind of retard would buy this?

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People who love art, unironically.

That's not art it's merchandise

This being a Netflix series and all I guess there will never be a bluray boxset or anything of sorts?

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>stop killing skeksis because they don't want to kill Mystics
This actually makes sense.

wetanz.com/brands/the-dark-crystal-age-of-resistance

Depends on the statue. You can forget about Skekso, he’s sold out.

>44€ for the dog
kek the licence must be expensive

The virgin Uru chanting
The chad Skeksis twirl

netflix occasionally releases things physically, like Daredevil or Stranger Things

He does look glorious you have to admit

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So I rewatched the movie recently and I was surprised to see how well it had aged

Seeing this thread, am I to understand that the netflix series is actually good?

i think team america fucked my brain when it comes to puppets
i watched the series and the making-of and im still all kinds of messed up when it comes to discerning scale. i know it's life-size but my smooth brain keeps reverting to miniature

It's great. I was even kind of sad when I didn't have anymore episodes of it to watch. Can't wait for a season 2.

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If we get season 2, how long will we have to wait for it?

>It's great
well, that depends on one thing
do we get the chamberlain saying HMMMMM?

*breaks your crystal*
*ruins your planet*
*genocides your species*

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I can't make up my mind on who's best boy between Skektek and Skekok

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*leaves*

SkekTek, SkekSo and SkekSil form the based trinity desu

>what was fractured is now whole once again..
>thank you for fixing all of our problems, sorry about the genocide of your entire planet caused by our evil halves
>bye lol

about 5 million times, they even put it in the trailer

This user is correct.

where the hell do they go?

Their home planet probably

>is a connoisseur of the written word
>spoke on Brea's behalf
>drops sick banters
Skekok is criminally under appreciated

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Throw in the Heretic

He needs more time to shine next season.

I kinda doubt there will be another season. The show leads into the movie so isn't really necessary (not that that means they couldn't still make filler stories to make up more episodes if they wanted) . The show looks like it has an insane budget though so doubt Netflix would want to renew it.

The crew said they're excited for a season 2. They're probably not going to do a season 3, not when the second season can tie-in the other unseen skeksis and loose ends. Or maybe they'll make season 3 a sequel to the film, who knows. I severely hope not.

mother aughra is useless
the entire downfall of everything is her fault

Gets one of the few confirmed Gelfshit kills in battle too

*her son's fault

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How? Normally she wouldn't ever trade the heart of her world away for anything, but the urSkeks are literally these cosmic sages bearing knowledge that eclipses even her. Why wouldn't she be tempted? Why wouldn't she think them more capable than herself at keeping it safe? TekTih was also her friend/mentor before he became the Scientist.

S3 will be a pornhub production

>The Repopulation of Thra

Can't wait to see G*lfling mass genocide on screen. I hope Gruenaks get the rope too

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Please, I wanna see more of this evil grandpa vulture

>I hope Gruenaks get the rope too
Scientist killed the last two user

>evil
Skeksis are just pragmatic

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it disappoints me greatly

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Based Skektek knows the pecking order

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>would you still love me
>when i am no longer young and beautiful

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They're less pragmatic and more decisively selfish Not that makes them evil.
In fact, even with the "killing" they are doing, its means was an end purposes to save their own lives.
Animals, namely carnivores, prey upon other living things for sustaining their own nourishment and by extension, their lives. There's not something so inherently evil of it, not even of a lion consuming a zebra nor a shark a seal. Nor even human to cattle and chicken.
In the same breath, the Skeksis sought their own survival, and the prey simply being the gelflings is a matter of circumstance, and less so about "evil".

"Evil" is the gelfling guard who betrayed his fellow guardmen by snitching in order to save his own ass. Evil is defying your own existential morality for personal gain. Evil is the Chamberlain betraying his own kind and stabbing the general in a pity act of revenge.

The Skeksis are "supposed" to appear as moustache-twirlers, because you are made to sympathize and even empathize with the adorable gelflings, but the Skeksis are really a product of a cruel circumstance that has doomed them to seek out life sustainability by way of taking from others. There is nothing inherently evil about it.

Jason Isaacs gets it:

>"Is a lion eating a wildebeest at a watering hole villainous? These creatures are surviving and dominating, and they want to continue to dominate and survive. [...] The Emperor has only known dominance. He’s only known control, and what it’s like to rule. The Skeksis have ruled forever. That is the order of things, on this planet. He’s not going to be the one with his hand on the wheel, when the bus goes off the cliff.

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who was in the right here?

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Kino stuff. Where did he say that?

I agree: skekOk's kindness to Brea endeared me to him.

He should be voiced by Cumberbatch.

Reminder that mystics can cuck garthim but still didn't do jack shit to save the gelfling.

here: collider.com/jason-isaacs-dark-crystal-age-of-resistance-the-oa-interview/

Thanks.

What do you guys think essence tastes like?

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Milk and pennies

Fizzy blackcurrent

youtu.be/Vsz-LZyEim4

I can see why they changed it to make Skeksis speak English. It would've been the Star Wars Holiday special all over again.

they have so much invested in the props and sets and puppets. like tens of millions of dollars. s2 would require a fraction of that even with a few new locations (sea, desert).
disney+ is coming for their bread and butter. netflix needs some shit to cling to.

Probably like really good water

Wilkins Coffee

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This

Desperate for season 2 just to see /my guys/ SkekUng and SkekNa fuck up Gelflings with MY GARTHIM

Redpilled desu.

Name ONE way Gelflings aren't shit vs. Skesis.

when will the announcement for season 2 or cancellation be?

Expect it next week around Friday or so.

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Great Scott you've cracked the code.

Reminder that skekGra and urGoh will never be unified.

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you shut your mouth

Thanks!

I want this show to go on just to see the biggest downer ending of all time of all the gelflings getting btfo, those two never reuniting and the Emperor becoming bedridden

You don't want them to remake the movie as the final season?

closeness to Thra

I hope they don't. It's better off answering the questions the movie left.

I want a Gruenak slave.

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>honor jim's legacy by making large scale, expensive ass 10 hours of prequel puppets
>then shit on his legacy by remaking his movie
user, no

skek "gruenak to glue-nak" Tek

I want the "Gelflings go into hiding" thing they're probably leading up to to turn into "A group of Gelflings try going off on some last ditch adventure to try and stop the Skeksis from harnessing the Great Conjunction, only to show up to the Castle right when its restored" shenanigans.

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Based Bone comic poster

That’d actually be kinda funny.

No wonder they were exiled.

skekUng obviously. The Chamberlain's too much of a whimpering worm to be emperor.

The movie is so underwhelming lmao, like everything just culminates in some literally who putting a shard on the crystal while the skeksis fuck around uselessly

Also I have a question. Is your essence your soul? If so do those who are drained of it and have it consumed denied any sort of afterlife? I’m assuming that’s where the urskeks went at the end

is not his eye on the wrong side?

No, no and no

How pseud can you be? It’s evil because they are extending their lives way over what they were meant to be and literally destroying the entire planet in order to do that. Cringey moral grey shit doesn’t apply

Tasty, TASTY!

So when's Bone going to get the adaptation it deserves?

Hopefully one day.

I mean, I feel like this show has really raised a lot of people's hopes up about adaptations. Especially with how true to the source material it is.

If I could pick an IP to revive and turn into a show, I'd do Oddworld personally.

If Skekmal fought Skekung, who would win?
The first general stands no chance (given that he got beaten by Rian who is practically just a bowling ball to the Hunter) but Skekung’s supposed to be smarter and more competent

He cleaved a rock in two WITHOUT being on essence, Skekmal would be fucked

Dude what, some asshole would just butcher it.

Skekmal never takes essence either and he can jump between trees like a monkey on crack, burst out of a gobble pit perfectly healthy, and drag Brea all the way back to the castle with three arrows stuck in him
Even assuming Skekung has raw strength on his side, he’s fucked in every other aspect

When she woke up, she called them Skeksis. She knew them as Skeksis, which means she was at least somewhat aware of things post-cracked crystal, and yet she still decided to leave the thing with them until the screaming of the planet got too loud to ignore.

Drop a skeksis name and I will drop a bsr about em

Bar*

She was there when the crystal cracked, back when the skeksis were still young and immature. Even the mystics were active then. She assumed the urskeks to be infallible in whatever form most likely.

>infallible
>broke the the most precious object in the world

Not really helping her case.

Youre an adult, leave that shit for kids user ffs. Some of the cringiest shit I see is grown men on youtube sitting talking about cartoons or someshit, with shelves and shelves of fuckin kids toy figures behind them like wtf is wrong with you americans bro? Its like you cant help yourselves, you HAVE to consume, buy buy buy.

user, if you haven't figured it out yet - smart people sell shit, marks/dummies buy shit.

>WE HAVE THE SKEKSIS SURROUNDED
>LET'S LET THEM LEAVE!
Gelflings deserve to be drained

>sequel
All they'd have to do is adapt Power of the Dark Crystal.

How the hell does he make so many Gartham from just one of them?

Based on the Hunter and Heretic, the Skeksis would have been fine without draining anyone, or even better off. They're afraid of death enough to destroy their entire world and delight in cruelty. That is evil.

They both had insta-kill weapons, though. Skeksis had the Dark, and Deet had a catch-and-release program. There would be no point in fighting. If Deet got too infected, she might die, and then the Skeksis would win. But if the Skeksis kept trying and Deet kept throwing it back, the Gelfling would win. Nothing to do for both sides but retreat and not risk everything on Deet vs. the Dark.

Why can’t the Dousan with a hardon for Brea be the main character instead? Rian is fucking boring. Even Gurjin the permavirgin would be a better choice

Skeksis were actually pretty chill after booting the mystics out of the castle. Fun, even. They were still one half of her friends, so to speak, even if they were the party animal half.

Apparently borderlands 3 has a skeksil gun.

Anyone know what the caption on the card means? "Get back Spithead"

m.youtube.com/watch?v=cJte5KzWxLc

He gets it at the one minute mark. Pretty nice reference I'd say

>smart people sell shit, marks/dummies buy shit.
are you retarded? whatever you think makes a person "smart" those people definitely buy things, even branded merchandise
statues literally are not toys, or for kids
buying merchandise for things you like is not some american thing
thanks for not charging rent though

I didn't even like Brea that much in the series, but I'd choose her statue over the others.

And let's be honest, the Skeksis ones will forever be out of my price range.

Gelfling junk

The difference between these and The figurines/action figured you're thinking of is quality.

Next season the Urus will come out and the Gelflings will refuse to kill Skesis because of the Mystics.

And it will doom their species. Soon Podlings will be the dominant race.

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>podlings
>dominant anything
It’s an entire species of retarded toddlers.

You know I will ;_;

When you're at the bottom you still gotta strike down.

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Fucking true. Gelflings are food, not friends.

This. She probably left during the Skeksis glory days. They were pretty chill then, no reason for her to assume they'd go nuts in their old age.

haha look at her defending her toys

If any of you are familiar with Skyrim's Draugr dungeons you will now understand the design of the tunnels and the soul gems.

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I wouldn't get one, but I am very interested in sculpting. The price is just too much.

One of them killed another and himself minutes after the split, that doesn't say chill to me.

based skekmal

That was after they just split. After that they settled and played court for trines. Aughra and SkekTek used to pal around even.

>extra arms resting in a sort of cradle on his back
How did I never notice that?

It’s really hard to see on the puppet, I only noticed it seeing the figurine too.

Is skekMal the only skek whose second pair of arms isn't atrophied?

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Just like Africans

I wonder if Jim would like this show.
I will ask him later.

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heretic had them too i think

Where the F U C K is my boy Chamberlain? Do they want to lose money or something?

The way I see it, there are two paths for Deet. One is she succumbs to the Darkening and dies alone, rotting from the inside like the Emperor. The other is she embraces/adapts to the Darkening becomes to darkness and death what Aughra is to light and life.

I'm confused
If Chamberlain killed the General, how did the General become the Emperor in the movie?

>mfw graduating as a doctor next year all because I went to medical school for the sake of being able to afford anime girl figures one day

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Graduating medical school does not assure you a job user

Pretty much does where I'm from

Third path : she will be assassinate by one of the Gelflings or the Skeskis.

Darkness not being inherently bad is a God tier fantasy trope

No seriously where the shit is all the Chamberlain merch?
>weta workshop is not making him
>funko action figure line is not making him
All that remains is the funko pop and the old Re-Action figure for the price of which I could buy something 10x better looking

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Different General.

>hated SkekLach and wanted him to die
>when it actually happened I still felt more sad than I did for any gelfling death

Weta is going to be doing more depending on how the first one does.

There is an archer figure coming

It's just weird to me that they wouldn't include Chamberlain in the first line

Viewing numbers are low merch doesn't make sense.

There likely won't even be a second season.

I want a fizzgig that doesn't look like it has downs

my guess is that they're judging demand. there were 400 emperors in the first run. "okay we sold out in 18 hours, we can make 2000 skeksils"

I can see it now. She sacrifices herself to use the darkening to hold off the garthim long enough for gelfling survivors to vanish deep into the caves of grot.
Meanwhile Brea flees with the gelfling baby we saw in the vision and entrusts it to either the mystics/the podlings (depending on whether it’s jen or kira) before bravely facing her pursuers.
I don’t know or care what happens to Rian, his arc is pretty much finished.

There are no more Gelfs.
They are all dead besides Jen and Kira.

i thought it as trending?

Or so we think.

Shit, I made a new thread because I didn't see the weird pic for this one.

Anyone got the pic of Conqueror and Wanderer hugging?

Nah

Which one? The screencap or one of the fanarts?

I think Heretics are working?

there has to be more, one breeding pair is not nearly enough to restore the species. they'd be doomed to extinction

They're not terrestrial, their DNA could be different.

I was sad when I saw the other skeks were sad about it. I still don’t like pussnose.

so they could just inbreed forever? more likely they'd start fucking podlings

Look for the /hmmm/ in the title.

The fan art.

>They are all dead besides Jen and Kira.

This series will have brass balls if they don't retcon that.
Honestly I don't know what they're going to do in any case. It would be pretty weird for them to make a "GoT for kids" show talking about how diversity yet simultaneously being one is their strength and then the Skeksis drink every last one minus the two.

Gurjin

yep they were only able to kill a single gelfling in stone in the wood afaik

What? The gap between S1 and the movie is massive. There is plenty of motivation to make an actual season 2 (assuming Netflix thinks it will make them money).

Ignore the sauce

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By most of that logic you could claim humans are evil.

Cheers m8. Is that the only one? I remember it looking different but I didn't look at it long either.

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Good goy. Our "darkening" climate change propaganda was not lost on you! Now join the resistance to btfo ronald blormpf!

No problem :)
Idk, Im pretty sure theres plenty more on tumblr

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I have a few, will post them in a minute.

Eh, the Gelfings are idealistic moral fags. It's not surprising that they would try to sue for peace and let the Skeksis retain some dignity.

Maybe this little nibba isn't a Quixotic character at all: gelflings are such wusses that he knows if he gets a real sword in his hand he'll accidentally kill all their paladins and none will be left to to train or knight him.

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The movie shows only 2 Gelfing were left, but it would be pretty easy to retcon/say the other Gelfing went into hiding.

>immediately go into /pol/ mode

Seek help mate.

They arguably foreshadowed it with them managing to find the two chuzzwozzers that they make a Garthim with. Presumably they have to find even more to make more Garthim.
So it doesn't look like they're that good at ethnic cleansing.

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Are you telling me you watched this show and you honestly didn't pick up on this stuff? They were very clearly referencing climate change and "resistance" has certain connotations now.

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And the screencap for good measure.

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I don't remember that bit. I hope I didn't skip an episode.

Do you remember when they sang opera? It was in that episode.

Boy, do I ever.

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That's the one I remember.

They are too cute for this world.

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The most best/sympathetic gay couple in any media I've seen desu

I think you're reading too much into it. Destroying/corrupting the world is a fantasy trope since fantasy existed as is rebellion against evil overlords. Nothing about it suggest (((current))) year. Unless you want to suggest Lord of the Rings etc are also liberal propaganda.

It's not gay if they are the same being.

The series isn't forcing anyone to focus on the parallels between it's events and IRL politics. Everything that happens makes sense within the story.

How are you even supposed to avoid these parallels? If a fantasy world has intelligent life and any sort of power dynamics, it's bound to run into similar problems that we have.

Do you agree with him, skeks?

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Guys I found it is a prequal. Gonna be hard to watch season 2 knowing that the Skeksis win, exterminate the Gelflings and reign for another 1000 years.

I will murder someone if they dare do that.

>exterminate the Gelflings and reign for another 1000 years.
>and reign for another 1000 years.
I like fanfiction too but that's not happening.

Well maybe not 1000 years since I realize Jen is the son of Rian and either Deet or Brea like immediately upon starting the series.

I think the movie could be improved with better writing but I don't see any reason for them to redo it. I'd rather get more new content and skekshitposting.

>lets just shit all over Henson's work
What a fucking kike

Nah because the Pupeteering is trash compared to the original Dark Crystal. When I watched the original and spoiled myself on everything that will happen I was much more impressed by the puppet work especially considering the time frame.

Please no. Don't disrespect Henson like that.

CUTE!

>yfw even hup the cuk has a figurine

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How is Hup a cuck?

He's Deet's beta orbiter but will never score her unwashed pussy

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Deet dies.

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Why is Kira so much cuter than the ugly ass Netflix Gefling girls?

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It's just a whole lot of vanity and masturbation

>beautiful voice
>perfect design
>can speak to all Thra creatures
>can see through Chamberlain's BS
>was brought back from the dead
>isn't a filthy gr*ttan raised by homos
She truly is best girl

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Her skin being fuzzy instead of smooth and shiny is like 80% of it

Is it bad that I'm already wondering how these two are going to die and how awful I'll feel about it

the only good designs are the ones copied from the OG material.

I also liked how the movie opens with the line "now there are only 10." implying once there used to be, I don't know, three digits? then the prequel has a grand total of 13, and two die.

And that's a good thing. Gelflings are trash

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haha long boy
look how long his neck is haha

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One from the movie isn't in the series too. Another Skeksis we haven't met in the series yet is out there still. The one who becomes the new emperor.

There's also all the skeksis from the books. And the ones who died at the very beginning before mystics and skeks knew that killing each other is bad for both

But how does she die tho?

Darkness OD

Chronicle collectables made a statue of him.

Which one is he?

He’s literally at the top right.

I don't know, all I know is that he's long

God damn it sucks that engagement is so low with this show and it likely won't get a second season.

They should have went with HBO where ratings don't matter. Oh well season 2 would have been depressing as shit anyways. Or they would fuck it up by revealing there actually were more Gelflings left somewhere.

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It was rated as the third most demanded show behind 13 reasons and Stranger Things. Plus more obscure shows have gotten second seasons.

They say in the show there are 18 Skeksis.
So by the time of the movie 8 died.

She really is more beautiful than the other Gelfs. Top Vapra queen.

>Plus more obscure shows have gotten second seasons.
Those didn't have a 9 figure budget tho.
I guess since the puppets are already made the budget could be reduced but who knows if by enough for Netflix to go for a second season? I also wonder how Disney+ will effect them.

If they don't get a second season it's their own fault. They inflated the budget by getting all those celebrities as voice actors. Should have gone with unknown talent that don't want 100k+ for their voicework.

They probably didn't think the puppets alone could carry it. Which is understandable but regrettable.

I guess. Probably feared the movie's cult following just wasn't big enough

Reminder that seeing Darth Deet will probably break Hup.

Remainder that Hub will become the Skeksis cook (because of his spoon they tought he was a chief), poisen and kill one of them and that is why he will be drained in the movie.

Reminder that Gurjin is the most based Gelfling

*gay

As if darkened Deet won't kill Hup first

How did SkekTek make more garthim soldiers when he used the last gruenak to make the first one

From the second one

Oh shit I didn't kwow how much I needed this until I saw your post

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Deet is a stinky gipsy.

No

>never washed her hands
>doesn't bathe regularly
Yes.

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How do you guys feel about deet killing a mystic?

Good. They are useless.

If the skeksis are the jews, what are the podlings?

Arabs

Mexicans

Use your imagination

the goyim
gelfings are the aryans

So no boxset ever and no merch? The old book will for some reason only rerelease in 2020 and be 48€ and the old version is like 250€ wtf

Why is it that whenever I see Hup I see Jackie Chan?
Does it mean I am racist?

The mystics don't give a shit when one of them dies. In the movie when the scientist mystic dies they all just keep walking.

It's the hair

Brea has neat tidy hair. Deet has a birds nest for hair.

You know if a girl doesn't even take care of her hair her pussy is a smelly rotten insect hideout.

Deet is literally an insect repellent so it evens out.

irish

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Probably SkekTek will find a way to clone the first Garthim using the crystal/essence.

What book are you talking about?

Wasn't there an artbook that came with it?

The World of the Dark Crystal

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>That pic

KEK

Would TDC have been an actual classic instead of a cult classic if Jen wasn't so ugly?

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ye just like you would have been a valuable member of society instead of just a member if you weren't so ugly.

weird way to spell deet