It was fun

it was fun

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why though
why are you people obsessed with fucking adaptations?
especially adaptations of shit made for actual children like video-games and stuff like warhammer... i see that shilled a lot
see, i liked these things a long time ago
it's time to grow up and move on

It was also very cute and comfy.
Would be certified Yea Forums kino if people wouldn't be so triggered that Lara was played by a woman or whatever

more than half of this shitty movie had nothing to do with tomb raider, even to that shitty reboot

ending when they finally opened the tomb was somehow okay. storm scene was fine too

Perhaps the same exptic action and sense of adventure that makes a game interesting also makes a film interesting for adventure movie fans. The better question is why are you so pretentious you pretend to not understand such basic logic?

reconsider your life
try being more based sometime

I thought it was ok, wouldn't recommend though.

Is that the sequel to Ex Machina?

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>dude just turnoff your brain and enjoy the flick lmao

But the Horse SFM animations are even funner.

I completely forgot this movie exists

>its another gets a guy for a female character movie

It was a boy

>make a film about Lara Croft
>base it on the reboot that ruined the character
>miss even the point of said shitty reboot
>cast a boy as titular character
fucked up to nth level, user

Is this seriously how she shoots in the movie?
Jesus.
Pay someone who's had 60 minutes of bow lessons to come on set ffs.
They've figured out trigger discipline in hollywood but they can't figure out how to portray a bow and arrow

>shilling for garbage of trainwreck
Someone is very lonely today.

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That is hairy arm...

this.
Nobody cares about ugly generic nuLara

Who's this "Tom Braider" tranny?

>your father isnt really dead, he hid in this cave on this island all those years
what a twist

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Oh cmon. The old movies aren't fucking any better just because there is Angelina Jolie in it. As a matter of fact they were pretty much borderline porn but without fucking. Oh wait a second..actually there was some fucking too.

there has never been a good tomb raider movie ever

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That ugly overrated cunt Jolie had NO FUCKING BUSINESS playing Lara when Kelly Brook was prime and perfect for the role!!!FACT!!!

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boring and forgettable, left no impact whatsoever

I don't get why they failed to put any of the good stuff from the game in it.

No Russian rapists, no Lara moaning, no Lara angsty, no Lara lesbian. Was there an undead queen? I don't remember.

The scene where she buys guns in London was so stupid, I literally got up and left the theatre. So fucking ridiculous that you can just buy guns in the UK and noone gave a fuck, let alone have guns in the UK.

I really want to have sex with her, wonder if coom is ok for a vegan to eat?

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>bro what if instead supernatural we REALITY?!?
Fucking trash movie, into the bin it goes. It's not tomb raider if you feel compelled to replace all the paranormal shit with boring lame ass reality. There are better ways of updating the formula then doing that, Crystal Dynamics.

It should have been Idris Elba

Is this movie good? A lot of guys in college talk about all the time, but I get a Incely vibe from them so I never give it a chance

One image of the movie and I'm already cringing at the way she holds the string. Is it so fucking difficult to get that stuff right? I mean, give her a bow not made of marshmallow and she will have to grab it right.

Nah. Boring pretentious stuff.

I didn't know there was so many archers on Yea Forums

It was extremely boring until she finally got to the fucking tomb in the 3rd act of the movie, and even then it was pretty meh.

It's okay. It's your basic "androids are people too" kind of story. Nothing special. The movie sure looks pretty though.

Jon Voight looks like THAT?

Does she have Down's?

certainly better than the shit ass reboot game it was based on
now imagine if they had just made good adaptations of tr1, 2, and 3

Excellent movie.

Not really.

>male emotions bad

no tits , no ass = no Lara

pretty simple even a faggot such as the OP can understand

SHE
HAS
NO
TITS