TV shows you jerked of as a child (or still jerking off)
TV shows you jerked of as a child (or still jerking off)
Try Alyssa Milanos workout vids.
Dance Moms
Hol up
American Dad
Friends(Jennifer Aniston), Buffy the Vampire Slayer
the only correct answer
>kill, marry, fuck
i was too young to jerk it but the lady godiva episode sure made an impression on young me
what's going on in this thread guys
didnt fap, but is right
Sailor Moon
I still jerk off to the barefoot Hudson Leick scene in "Return of Callisto"
Bunheads
Gilmore Girls
Basically anything CW qualifies
Late shows are like menus that let you pick shows like this
Haha imagine being Faith and Buffy's footslave and giving them footrubs after long nights of slaying, their feet would be so stinky and sore lmao
haha that would we so awful imagine if they just were so aggravated with each other that they used you to release the sexual tension when a steaming three way and they used all their slayer enhanced muscles to competitively edge you all night and then the finally let you cum all inside them haha wouldn't that be so funny and gross haha and then they wanted to go again because they're so competitive and you end up just being a husk they use for fun when they're horny haha
Zev, Lexx still warms my heart to this day.
Who is this semen demon?
Late Night talk shows are a godsend if you're a leg fetishist
zoey 101
The runway show MTV hosted where some techno band would play in the background. Lotta shear tops.
Aussies would know what I'm talking about.
why did she always seem to be barefoot in her segments anyways?
based
A lot of TGIF shows had some hot girls I jerked it to.
never coomed to this but thought the blonde was rill purdy
Shit I didn't remember Sabrina having those big milkers.
Rose was so hot and Harvey got to paint her pretty face.
She cast a spell for milkers. The stock ones weren't bad.
CLEOPATRA TWENTY-FIVE TWENTY-FIVE
THREE WOMEN WITH THE WILL TO SURVIVE
magic
she looks significantly "thicker" because that footage is 4:3 stretched to widescreen.
massively enlarged prostate of a show
>4:3 stretched to widescreen.
its infuriating that millions of normies watch old tv shows and movies that way.
stretched aspect ratio + sports mode
works for me
this is one of the first women i looked up on the internet along with amy dolenz. the fact that she was taller than most of the cast on that sinbad show really helped develop my amazon fetish
I never really understood the story as a kid but I fapped to it a lot. I liked the first actress better but second one is okay too.
based
Based Xena poster
I'd Slide(in)her
The L world
I used to fap a lot to Topanga in the later seasons of Boy Meets World when she grew up.
For me? It's Aunt Zelda.
Alona Tal
based
I wish you didnt post this
is this worth watching in 2010+9? I like mahou shojo after all
Why? Because you realized a part of you would love to have her as a complete slampig?
Now where you say it.. but i question body hygiene
On Wednesday nights Univision would have back to back young Sofia Vergara on Fuera de Serie and Odalys GarcĂa on Lente Loco. This was as good as it got pre-internet, no cable TV. When you add basic cable then you had Rhonda Shear on USA UP! All Night. Then of course with premium cable you had real sex on HBO and skinemax...which was never good on free preview weekends.
What did they do to Clarissa?
Is this achievable natty boys?
My nigga. Childhood crush right there
how can a vegan still be so fat?
noice
That's some top tier tiddy. Jesus. That bra is fuckin helpless to contain them.
piper is such a cunt
Because most unhealthy shit is actually vegan anyway (potato chips, fries, booze), or comes in easy to find vegan versions (pizza, burgers)
It's like someone filled an arizona tea can with pig shit and rotten lard and slapped a merkin on the top.
No one was cuntier than Season 5 Phoebe.
>bra
There are no bras in space.
I COOOOMED a lot during the 90's. Good decade for leather fetishist.
what did she do? I haven't seen the show in ages but I grew up with 3 sisters and our dog was named Leo. god dammit. why the fuck am I thinking about this fucking show. I still hate piper most she is just like my oldest sister
first fap boys
ah Calisto. If that wasn't some literally god tier casting I don't know what is. So many sperm died to that show.
La Femme Nikita
God I had the biggest thing for Piper, she was always wearing tight jeans as well.
All of them tastes Boss Weinstein's cock at some point. Forced or willing. It doesn't matter. They slept their way then cried victim later
Based. She got topless in a movie and I busted right thru my zipper. So sweet and innocent... and slutty!
>only season 1 got a bluray release
Bitch ruined the show
>Good decade for leather fetishist
Truly was. A shame so much of it is blurry SD.
man no shit, colombian and venezuelan hookers are probably among the best things I've spent money on. holy fuck.
>buffy
>episode where xander makes chicks love him
>xena
>miss amphipolis episode
>hercules
>first episode with aphrodite
transmission reflections
Charmed was a truly awful series. Did it really last that long simply because they were hot?
and most of the footage is impossible to find
This
Golden Girls
Kek
Yeah I'd be lost if my 20 year collection were to disappear.
>PAL squeek
only the ass-eating scene
why does she sit down like riker
late 90s/early 00s syndicated tv was strange
In that order
Oh god so many fap sessions were had over that show. It was insane
Anyone watched Team knight rider? Thst was another of my favourite shows because of these 2 semen demons.
>TV shows you jerked of as a child (or still jerking off)
Benny Hill!!!FACT!!!
the mentalist
this show gave me so many child-boners. i think i literally remember randomly cumming back before I even knew what mastubating was just watching sabrina the teenage witch.
this is your body on ss+gomad
>all this list because of the super bowl nip slip scandal and the neo-puritan revival
Not fair.
yeah but at least he was good on Two and a Half Men
christ i want to fuck her in her jew ass
A man of taste.
I'm so fucking ashamed to say this.........
BUT I STILL FUCKING WOULD
All of these plus pic related.
Pretty much any show is an option
>v-juice got eclipsed by her supporting co-star
Always makes me laugh.
They way she treats Cole when he comes back is inexuseable. He was possessed you dumb bitch, which is something you openly acknowledged in S4 but now for some bizarre reason you act like Cole was evil all along
HANNAH MONTANA
VICTORIOUS
GAME OF THRONES
MASTERS OF SEX
GLEE
WWE WOMEN
MTV MUSIC VIDEOS
tfw no witch gf
>all caps
Yikes!
I jerked so many times to Miranda feet. Thanks, Dan.
The slim aunt was best.
Deep cut/only 90s kids will remember
The ship in Andromeda. Lovely to see her again in Continuum.
that bunny chick from rogue one was the bad guy in this and she turned into a hot goth in s2, it was great
>childhood
Back when she was the hottest woman on the planet. I saw her first.
how do you jerk off to feet, what are you imagining?
>childhood
Your old dude.
I was 16 then desu. Same age as them.
Teenage Bonnie and klepto Clyde. Nice reference user
Source?
Hi, Dan "don't call me that" Schneider.
whats the middle one up too? she go insane over powerful white men or what?
Step by Step
>5'1
JESUS
>tfw lucky Dan has a threesome with them
Fucking bastard. I envy him so much.
Leo and his younger son Chris was his name I think.
holy shit I've seen this and I don't remember the name
the worst witch, they remade it recently with the bear girl from GOT
oh no they used the harry potter castle too
Time to repent coomers
fapping to memories from the telly as a kid is different than fapping to porn every day on blacked.com
Riker doesn't sit down like that at all, he stepped over the back of chairs because he was so tall and he had back problems that made doing it that way easier, he certainly wouldn't flop and sprawl like that.
>fapping to memories
wish my spank bank still worked
>havnt fapped in nearly 3 weeks since i found God
feels goodman
do you miss being cool yet?
All sin is doomed to regret
spooky if true
Underrated
where was he?
Pride is a sin. Enjoy hell.
I’m a vegan and still a fat fuck. I do intense exercise too. It all still comes down to eating and I eat too much. When you’re vegan you aren’t eating just plain salads.
Have you tried being a nigger rapist?
>merkin
i like this word
LITERALLY WHERE ARE THE ASS PICS
Same way you jerk off to breasts.
Aphrodite was perfect casting too
does this have sound anywhere? I want to hear it
>not masturbating as a child
>vegan is unhealthy despite intensive effort
Nobody is surprised by this.
>mlady
I guess you missed the part where I eat too much, faggot.
m.youtube.com
Lexx - The Dark Zone
the what
Breasts are erogenous zones and directly correlate to sexual reproduction.
Feet are feet....
I remember that titty beast. The special effects, even at that time were so terrible it was funny.
I started cooming when I was 15.
Not him, but also a footfag,There are different theories.
One is chemical - the feet produce the most sweat and, as far as we know, all animals use hormones in their sweat to attract a mate.
A second is that the use of pornography itself will get you into harder and harder stuff, including fetishes, as the orgasm releases an endorphin rush similar to that of heroin. You crave harder and harder stuff.
A third idea is Freudian flapdoodleabout developmental fixation at a young age.
The last one I know of is a pyhsiological explanation that posits the notion that it comes from the close proximity of your feet sensors and orgasm sensors, for want of a better term, in your brain. However, this idea should only work for getting off on having your own feet worshipped.
>the first actress better
the first Zev is marry, the second Xev is fuck, and Kai is kill
>A second is that the use of pornography itself will get you into harder and harder stuff, including fetishes, as the orgasm releases an endorphin rush similar to that of heroin. You crave harder and harder stuff.
There's no way that applies to foot fetishes since the fetish goes all the way back to ancient times. There's no point in trying to psycho-analyze fetishes, people like feet because they're aesthetically pleasing. Most women recognize this on some level with how obsessed they are with shoes and foot accessories.
Foot fetishism has always been a thing. There is a surviving record about it from the 13th century.
Also you can like other body parts like the hands and the neck, so why not the feet? They're very sensitive parts of the body.
It may not explain it all, but it could explain individual cases.
With myself, I first became aware of it when a comedian had complained that women don't take off their shoes during porn. It then occurred to me that I'd like to see women fully naked, that's when I started noticing feet.
Then they became the focus more and more.
Everytime!
her Instagram is pretty good. lots of feet and bikini stuff
Still bummed it didn't get a fourth season.
For some reason I enjoy it more each time I rewatch it.
>Kai is kill
Kai was a mistake.
Your Worst witch is also a modern day remake of an older, and much more comfy version staring the girl from Return to Oz and Tim Curry.
>get a warning for posting a Brad and Jennifer relationship thread
>get told to watch myself cos threads should be about the actors work etc
>this thread has been up for hours
lol what do mods have again tv celeb tabloid/gossip type of threads?
Boomers know this feel.
He was always there
>Going to hell because I wont commit lust
>what do mods have again tv celeb tabloid/gossip type of threads?
If I had to guess it's because they aren't actually TV show related and have zero worth and content. There are other boards if someone wants to post that kind of thing.
Fuck yeah, too bad she wasn't a bigger name actress.
When I was in 6th grade I would jack off to The Girls Next Door.
footfags should be gassed
nything on this shit afther midnigth, i remember even pretending to be sick just to stay at home and watch this channel instead of going to bahamas with my family.
that week i jerked of like a lunatic but man those were the days
There used to be an Australian series called Sex/Life.
youtube.com
i used to watch a lot of crappy shows with the sound off and they really dressed them like sluts.
the brunette sister that kept gaining weight for me
watching you jerk off to traps? what a creep
Brapfags should be gassed. Footfags should be stepped on. That's basic science.
not boomers you retard. boomers weren't kids during the air of that show.
Loveline whenever a girl called in complaining about her boobs getting too big.
What is the best shot we ever got of amy jo johnsons ass in any movie or show?
a man of culture i see.
Foot fetishist
Oh yeah these 3
absolutely based
he would if he were a hot girl, so
Probably in the PR: Turbo movie
lel
FACT: Alyssa Milano peaked in Commando
If I had been just slightly older.
sweatyjohngoodmanjesus.jpg
> That outfit
Damn it ... *unzip*
Yeah, perfect
Damn, that show was comfy as fuck, and also, as a yuri fan, I got some strong yuri vibes from some characters
greatest generation checking in
I fapped to april in the original comics
is this bait? either way, have a (You)
You know she was only like 18 when they made this show? DeNozo from NCIS took her virginity.
I had all the graphic novels, even 3 with Cerebus which was notoriously hard to find
>implying one can kill the dead
She gets them out in a horror movie. Her skin melts off right after because she's a demon or something so time it right.
She was briefly in a more recent zombie movie with some rapist bikers and they were bigger. I was pretty sure that the combination of rapist bikers in the zombie apocalypse meant those fuckers were coming out, but she ran and they let the zombies get her. I've never lost interest in a movie so fast in my life.
>jews responsible for foot fetishes
Fucking hell
This episode of Saved By The Bell
Patrician
Is that Chanel Preston in a blonde wig?
I watched Just Shoot Me all the time and jerked off to the model girls, and only years later did I realise that the lead girl had huge tits. I thought she'd gotten implants in old age the first time I saw them. Somehow her wearing sweaters and being surrounded by "models" in the show hid them from me completely. Truly mindblowing.
>try to torrent old show
>they've all got different ratios because people ripped them back in the day and made the ratios fit their pc screen rather than retain the original
I still can't decide which version of The Addams Family I should go with because they're both wonky.
Aaah, so it was the fetishists who kept watching the shitty post-MJF episodes. It finally makes sense.
I'd completely forgotten that this show existed. It had a goofy boyfriend or neighbour kid character always hanging around, right?
When I wake up in the morning lalalalalalornin' I don't think I'm gonna take it on time
Dadidudeder dadidudeder dadidudididudidudiduduBUS FLY BY
Based haha posters
the up'short', in the episode where the rangers get sucked in a christmas book.
The only ones I can remember is Sabrina when she become muscular one episode
Sex in the City for the lack of choice
And the Man in Black cartoon, one episode was the queen bug and she's using a disfarce as a blonde loli... And some shit happens...
*SNIFFS*
Based
fuck, now I have to watch a young throats scene...
No one liked drusilla from Buffy?
I was feeling lonely and so cold.
Anyone know where to watch the cable version of the show? Home releases only ever had the censored network ones.
cows are fat too, you can be fat if you eat a shitton of vegan food specially sugar and bread
except v-juice was the guest star....
Jenny Jones always did it for me
>jennifer aniston
>not that one episode where phoebe pretends to seduce chandler
>not that one episode where phoebe and ross almost do it on a pool table
>not that one episode with rachel's slutty sister trying to steal ross
nice
pretty much
Kek
Amy is not for lewd
Jesus. I want some of that tit meat
I see you are a man of culture and taste
Yes, yes
>'The war at home'
I distinctly remember that show only for the 5 minutes she was on it.
The show was top for tummy.
these and this
>san Giacomo
I'd be her Casanova.
whomst is this
Only thing annoying was the audience whenever this one acted cute and feminine
Lt. Hooters.
pretty sure its what kicked my fetish into high gear
had massive hard on for her in 'the stand'. those huge fucking tits. esp when randall rips off her top and she's just wearing a bra.
i need to dl the series. hot damn.
Late season Gabby went from flabby to fit-as-fuck.
me on the right at 0:09
Cory Everson on hercules.
>they've all got different ratios because people ripped them back in the day and made the ratios fit their pc screen rather than retain the original
Can't you just adjust the aspect ratio in VLC or whatever to correct for that?
I specifically remember the first porno I EVER saw. I've had a few good nostalgia faps to it.
Just started watching this and I gotta know, did this always look like a 70's era episode of Dr. Who or is motion smoothing messing with the picture?
It was a cheaply made show.
I loved her in Just Shoot Me. Massive tits in tight sweaters really does it for me.
Shame it's impossible to find in decent quality these days.
not sure if it was xena or hercules, but there was an episode where a Minotaur encases women in slimy mud, and it gave me a proto-boner
Sweet Jesus!
this guy gets it
fuck it. I'm going to have to rewatch Xena now for the first time since I was a kid aren't I ..
does it exist in HD?
I don't believe so. afaik it was only ever shot in SD and released on DVD.
I've got two different copies and both have shit cut off because they were retards who thought it a good idea to crop the show to have it fit a mac screen. I haven't been able to decide which one to go with since both have different parts cropped and the different aspect ratios are juuuust different enough to make me question how people's faces are meant to look like.
Never considered just running it through Plex and seeing if Plex fixes the ratio automagically, though. Maybe I should.
My first crush
co-ed confidential
forbidden science
zane's sex chronicles
It's was a fun transition that by the end of the show Gabrielle was the butch one.
why did 90's actors always do that overacting strut when they walked on scene?
my dick transitioned into short haired girls with toned tummies seek mode ever since
I WAS GOING TO POST A LEXX CLIP
AMAZING
AMAZING
notice the white power hand symbol, that show was ahead of its time.
Every fucking pedophile must fucking hang
for fucks sakes why haven't any of you cunts made a gif of this?
Eva Habermann is the only Zev I acknowledge. I refuse to let Xev be Zev.
I should make a webm or something BUT OH NO, BLUE BOARD, CAN'T BREAK INTERNET RULES, 4CHANNEL ISN'T THAT KIND OF PLACE
You’ve never seen the Honeymooners?
>dat blue pubic hair
oufff
I liked the short haired slut
I watched the first 4 episodes of this series after my Dad rented it on DVD. I watched it on the couch with him, my mom and my sister.
He didn't know this scene was coming in episode 2. He didn't know...
...and I never forgot.
Also, we were literally stealing satellite television by changing our receiver card bandwith every month or so, so I had access to, like, 40 commercial-free porn channels whenever I wanted, on top of the 700+ other European and U.S.-channels-broadcast-in-Germany channels
Also, I dated a younger Melissa Joan Hart look-alike.
They paid attention to detail. Both about her character AND her background.
they must have edited the fuck out of this for the sci-fi channel in america. i don't remember the show being nearly this good.
link blue bush
It's already linked
>GLEE
n-nani?
Nice
I wonder how many girls go an dye their hair blue, thinking it will make them look as gorgeous as Eva Habermann.
This masturbatory thread lasts for 12+ hours. What the fuck is wrong with this site?
you, for one.
>anyone who thinks 4channel.org is a place for disruptive, demeaning, or just plain disgusting internet posting is LIVING IN THE PAST
ORLY?
Go get a sock before you coom everywhere.
i havnt seen it myself but i know it airs on the el rey network as i scrolled by it the other night