/trek/

Adra wanted cash from the planet she scammed

Is that Vee?

Who's Vee? That's Adra the wannabe God/deamontool from planet Victim IV.

This thread is Royalefag approved. Watch out for Mickey D.

He died last year.

>ten forward
>drunk again
>grab Troi's ass
>10 months Barclay-duty
>tfw

The Sfdebris of that episode is kino
sfdebris.com/videos/startrek/t138.php
>the lack of any advanced decomposition is due to the sterile environment
Data it's a motherfucking SKELETON

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>WHAT I SAY AS I ENTERED THAT HOLODECK WAS UNBECOMING OF A STARFLEET OFFICER, PETTY WARRANT CHIEF user

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I don't open links on Yea Forums

Always feels bad to make a typo on a post like this. I feel for you, user.

>t. ardra

based compassionate user who, if given the chance, would have made a really good friend

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You're not on Yea Forums

That's because it doesn't work as a TNG ep. It would have been GREAT as a TOS ep.

gender dysmorphia is no laughing matter.

I think it was supposed to be like, the second he goes out, he appears on the other side back inside the casino, but they didn't feel like editing it in a fancy way so that he's coming in on the other side the second he disappears and before Worf starts going out, so they just had them all walk through the door quickly and pretend like they never saw whatever is actually on the other side (a black void or whatever)

ayys created a hotel based on the pulp novel a shipwrecked dude had thinking it was what he wanted

Good Earth Cycle, fellow humanoids!
Will you be checking out season three of the inspirational new saga of Star Trek, Discovery on CBS:All Access?

Possibly, it's hard to tell where the line is between her cynically wanting to fuck him so he ceases to be an adversary vs. wanting to actually ride his dick because she found him attractive.

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It's like we're not just large walking bags of bacteria.

Fuck you.

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Alright, then!
We'll see you there!

Come to think of it, what is /trek/'s verdict on sfdebris?

at least we're not capeshitters. you think STD is bad? Look what they have in store...

elab, bro. hit me up

Yo, fuck STD bros

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overrated hack who spends too much time screeching about Janeway and Lwaxana.

The problem with STD is that it IS capeshit, user. That's exactly what it is, The Adventures of Super Michael Burnham with a Star Trek label slapped onto it.

Yeah, fuck STD
watches it in secret

maybe it's time to admit I'll never get a big titty vulcan gf

It's not real

I'm not feeling too good.

My God...We have become them...It's true.

SEVEN AND A WINNER

that duvet starting to look good, huh?

Imagine Dr. Selar giving you a disinterested handjob

Jesus Christ, I can't believe this made me laugh.

I like star trek.
I watch all the shows.
They are all OK.
I play the games.

based

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I like star trek.
I watch all the shows.
They are all fun!
I don't play the games.

POWERFUL
Seethe harder, nerds.
The game has changed.

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based
fuck gamers

>fuck gamers
So that's how it's going to be?

time to die

Should be thrown off the space roof of a space ship, Inshspaceallah!

Zulu was the first peener puffer in trek, tho.

star wars fucking SUCKS!

Mashallah brother! Death to the spacekuffar athiests!

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Dukat really got his comeuppance, boy howdy! hehe
What a thrill ride

Hi, I'm too dumb for star trek. What shows would be more my speed?

Star Trek: Discovery was written for people who eat glue

STD.

You'll have to admit, he pulled it off.

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If only his dad hadn't.

/trek/ is about opening up and sharing. My favorite ship is the Enterprise D and I pee sitting down.

Does anyone else have weird convention pics?

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I poop with a towel on my lap and I'll never apologize for that. It's how evolved humans will shit in the utopian Star Trek future.

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I have one in a similar vein.

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wrong uniform for voy
nipples protruding. SAD!

>I poop with a towel on my lap
y

Because it doesn't smell as bad and it creates a convenient surface for reading. It's the future.

That's how people poop in prison, negroid

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user, I'm white. I've never been to prison. I just like shitting with warm legs and a good book on my lap.

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imagine being so ugly you're better off pretending to be an animal.

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Fursuits are weird but furry women are hot as fuck

Chuck? He fucking sucks.

i like the show

>furry women are hot as fuck

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Pepe is a furry

post charts

>amphibian
>not a single hair anywhere
>furry

How do you like STD?

Her name is Michael? Pronounced Michael? Not Michelle spelled wrong?

It's shit.

>bringing your books into the bathroom
>then parading the fecal particle tainted publication around your home
You disgusting fiend.

There's nothing wrong with wanting to fuck a hot catgirl, by the way. What makes furries an abomination is their weird mentality that makes everything about being a furry. Gotta play that shit up for attention. You literally post the same shit in every single thread, for example, because it's what you want to talk about and you want to steer the conversation towards your fetish. You're a worse attention seeker than BF, for fuck's sake.

I have 2400 hours on TF2, so I know what I'm talking about when it comes to the furry menace. If you guys would just shut the fuck up and talk about anything else, you'd be alright.

>furry women are hot as fuck

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Savage Curtain?
youtube.com/watch?v=5S3TpBWKem8

You know that the shit particles are going to be flying all over the place regardless, right? Even when you fart, tiny poop particles are flying all over the fucking place. If anything, the towel falls on that grenade for you. It's the future, I'm telling you. One day, I will welcome you as a fellow evolved human. You'll give me a knowing smile and we'll exchange respectful nods.

Yea Forums, they're making star trek great again. your job is to choose actor to act the captain, who will it be?

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Marc Alaimo comes back as Dukat and no one questions it

Brie Larson, who will repeatedly be referred to as 'marvelous' by her awe-smitten subordinates.
Like if you get this 'inside joke'!

Based Timothy Olyphant would be a solid Kirk-style captain. He's got a ton of charisma and after his performance in the Deadwood movie, I actually think he's got the acting chops.

The ultimate dream would be Tom Hanks because he's fucking Tom Hanks and he also happens to be a massive Trekkie.

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*ahem*

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You're right. Even with a fart, there is shit being expelled. That's why farts are gross. But bringing things like books into the bathroom is on the next level of disgusting. Your stupid towel does nothing against to allay that fecal fact. Next thing you know, you'll be bringing snacks into your bathroom.

James Woods

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me on the right

>not Dukat/Damar

Me on left below frame, licking her pusy

Star Trek TOS kino, fan made I but really can't believe it's not butter.
Like the Orville with TNG
Star Trek Continues E01 "Pilgrim of Eternity"
youtube.com/watch?v=3G-ziTBAkbQ
Star Trek Continues E02 "Lolani"
youtube.com/watch?v=4mOpmIFTxkE

tom hanks would be nice picard tier 'muh diplomacy' captain. i'd go for something more radical. tom hardy would probably be the best for based cold headed captain role, who's respected by fucking everybody and known by everyone, because he's done some real shit. i'd like to see that type of captain.

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I'd have no problem with Hardy as a captain. I just think he's a little young for it.

Is that just her face or is she just fucking done with him.

What does trek girl pusy taste like?

He's only slightly younger than Brooks was, and older than Mulgrew or Shatner were.

penis

>I have 2400 hours on TF2
Have sex.

I imagine their hygiene isn't that great.

GAGH
A
GAGH
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Well, Shatner was supposed to be the youngest captain in Starfleet history. As for Mulgrew, that's honestly surprising. She certainly didn't come across as young and full of life.

It's been out for like 10 fucking years, relax.

Cardassians are the best trek alien, prove me wrong

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Dude's legit one of the best villains in any media. He was such a good character I rooted for him even when he became so evil his goal was literally just destroying the universe.

Have GAGH

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You just know...

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>tfw never made a trek girl pusy wet
might as well just be a faggot

That fucking smile always cracks me up. He's just so damn happy man.

Based

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Based and GAGHpilled

The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after we all get superior Romulan gf's.

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Is fatriker fag on here?

Yea Forums...
The final frontier.
These are the threads of the /trek/ general.
Its continuing mission:
To explore strange new shitposts...
To seek out new fatfics and new memes...
To boldly go where no thread has gone before

DUUN DUN DUN DUN
DUN DUN DUUN
DUNDUNDUNDUN
DUN DUN DUN
DUNDUNDUN DUUN

About to finish TNG. Only ever seen TOS and it’s movies before. What should I watch next?

roll

DS9, even better than TNG or TOS imo. then from there to VOY and ENT.

DS9 is the most kino trek out there.

Just watch the shows by release date. DS9 is based, VOY and ENT are mediocre.

Only ever browsed /trek/. What Trek should I watch?

meh, wouldn't a battle hardened veteran of the Dominion war better choice, like sisco he could larp 'muh diplomacy' but charged with the task of rebuilding the federation. it would need a mix of picards diplomacy, but when the situation requires, isn't afraid to get their hands dirty, it could be like a western, Quentin Tarantino Star Trek when.

>Commander, we are honored that you enjoy Klingon cuisine, but our gagh supply must last for the entirety of our 10 year mission!
>*Riker backhands him and phasers the body as it lay prone*
>I'm taking command. Anyone got a *belch* problem with that?
What did Riker mean by this? Weird episode.

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Episode VIII: The Last Jedi

the expanse

SeaQuest S1

Star Gate:SG1

Only ever watched Star Trek. What /trek/ should I read?

Star Trek:Babylon 9

>not just reading /trek/

the discord

Why do you talk to yourself dude?

Forbidden Trek

I'd rather he talk to himself here all day than 13 year old girls who are too polite to tell him to kill himself
Everyone ignore the furfag anyway

God I absolutely love this massively enlarged prostate of a show

>implying you're not me just trying to draw myself into another argument
Nice try, me, but not today. Not again. I'll have to try harder if I want to fool myself in the future.

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"Fade In" and "The Fifty-Year Mission".

Pretty based, me

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Any and all episodes featuring Lwaxana Troi.

incredibly based

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>yfw you realize there are virgins reading your posts

This episode had some weird shit to film in front of a kid

Wait, if I'm the furry and also the guy that hates furries and also NTT but also the Riker poster as well, I've got to wonder who else I am.

Am I BF? Let me check. Nope, I've got a peni--wait a minute!

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I'm unironically the furry and the guy who hates furries

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But that's not possible. I'm the guy that hates furries.

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W-Wait...

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Why is VF talking to himself?

VF is a girl!

Thanks, user, that was a fun series of posts. I wonder if that guy actually thinks we're the same person.

We've said too much. Abort.

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WHO ARE YOU?!

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It was me. It was always me, user, and it always will be.

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NO! NO NOOOOO!!!

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There are actually three VFs. Male VF posts about Star Trek, female VF only shitposts and details threads, and VF's penis which expresses itself with wads of cum.

>8008
lol my post number says boob

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YES. YESSSSS. Also
>boob
lollll

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Have sex.

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Kanar with Damar

The Orville

Boobs?

B’Elanna Torres wiggled uselessly in her restraints, her tits jiggling with her pointless struggles. Despite all of her Klingon strength and determination she could not free herself from the gravshacks holding her wrists behind her back or from the straps across her collar, ribs and thighs. They were nothing more than velcro but without her hands free she could not remove them. Her nipples ached from the constant milking, the pleasure and discomfort eating at her sanity.

Moaning as their breasts and nethers were relentlessly stimulated, the Klingon and the Betazoid were carried by their milking rigs to a large storage chamber. The sight that greeted them briefly muted their mask-muffled moans, leaving the counselor and the engineer staring with dark horrified eyes.

The walls of the long storage chamber were lined with nude captives. Except for T’Pol still in Papilia’s “care”, every one of the women who had accompanied them across the desert was here, whether Starfleet officer, Bajoran priestess or Deltan schoolgirl. To the last they were bound, nude and pacified by a mask over her mouth and nose. Every pussy and ass was fitted with a waste reclaiming system. Every pair of nipples was caught in a milking machine, some by see-through suction cups, some by simple pistoning plungers that stretched and compressed the breasts of their victims, and some by cruel mechanical fingers that relentlessly squeezed and massaged the udders of the wiggling captives. And each set of breasts was yielding, white cream running through transparent tubing to storage, fueling Papilia’s evil plans.

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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!
THERE ARE FOUR IPs!!!!

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the animated series is the ultimate pleb filter

M'Ress is the ultimate pleb filter

>Captains log 23:20: I've participated in 3 /trek/ generals since 15:37, what started out with nearly 100 user's baring the few tripfags and cunny poster, enjoying a lively discussing on the merits, laws and customs our federation, it slowly devolved into fetishist flirting, and moral degeneration, I fear for the future of /Trek/

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Computer, initiate program 1488-Alpha

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DS9 season 6 should've ended with Dukat sacrificing himself to kill the Pah-wraiths and that should've been the last of the wormhole alien storylines. It would've been great if Bajor had to immortalize Dukat as the saviour of the Celestial Temple.

Sisko being revealed to be Space Jesus and Dukat becoming Space Satan almost ruined season 7 for me. Thank God for all the Damar kino.

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It's really a miracle that season 7 was salvageable at all after that shit, to be honest. But it still has a lot of great episodes.

have trek, starcel

Le Cigare Volant has misplaced our reservation for the last time. Commander Niles scan for duck a l'orange and get a transporter lock on it.

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Absolutely based

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Take a Star Trek episode title and make a clever parody
>Data's Gay

Space Sneed

>tfw memory alpha is now tainted by STD shit
I want to die.
nvm this is based enough to make me want to live

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The Best of Both Girls Part 1

What are the odds they had to actually pay a trek autist to finally add that shit?

>>WHAT I SAY AS I ENTERED THAT HOLODECK WAS UNBECOMING OF A STARFLEET OFFICER, PETTY WARRANT CHIEF user
Begging your pardon sir, entering a holodeck while another person's program is running is against the law.

>ARE YOU QUOTING REGULATION TO A SENIOR OFFICER

no..no sir...i'm sorry sir. I won't run Counselor Troy Love Slave chapter 67 again sir.

Janeway gets Blacked

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You have to love it, I mean, Imagine doing it for free.

I feel like the effect would have been much better if they had body doubles leaving at the exact same moment they return. Maybe it was just a budget thing, and they figured it wasn't worth setting up an elaborate effect for a 10 second scene.

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Could we convince a brave memory-alpha janny to cut+paste all the STD shit over to memory-beta?

A Matter of Gagh

Not with that attitude!

>work safe content rules only apply to images
didn't realize the rules were specifically worded like that

>caring about Yea Forums rules
stupid faggot

In the Pale White Boy

whatever, reddit is better anyway and has actual moderation

The Butts of Both Girls.

I don't understand how anyone could genuinely like STD. I see people go "wowzee!!! I can't wait to bingewatch both seasons again!!!" and I'm just here, having seen them once and ONLY once, like... why?

Fake people these days pretend to like what is popular

Foreskin of Evil

>what is popular
Is it, though?

>I don't understand how anyone could genuinely like STD.
They're Star Trek fans who like it because it's Star Trek.
I have a friend like that and every time I point out how shitty the show is he freaks out and denies everything.

He's like that with Star Wars as well. He acts like Galaxy's Edge is a complete and total success (because of course he was able to go in the first month) and all the reports of attendance being way down are "lies"

Star Trek is well known so they watch they new series and think that was how the older stuff was

Nobody cares about the old shit
It's like Mickey Mouse
Everyone knows who Krik and Spook are but no one actually watches that shit

>Krik and Spook

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While your friend is a faggot, you're even more of a faggot for talking shit about him

>While your friend is a faggot, you're even more of a faggot for talking shit about him
no u

I disagree. You and that other user's friend seem like the main faggots here.

you're a piece of shit

keep replying to me, shit piece

>you're a piece of shit
no. u.

There's no exit at the other side, just a wall

You got it faggot.

What are some good episodes not about war or action.
Episodes similar to Family, Measure of a Man, Inner Light. Not just TNG obviously

Fuck you.

>Fuck you.
Holy shit you're mad.

piece of shits talk shit about their friends

>newfriends

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I think we should aim toward porno versions of every Trek episode title. Just throwing a bunch out there, feel free to suggest improvements:
1.1/2 Mount Her at Fartpoint 1.3 The Naked Ho. 1.4 Chodes Are On Her. 1.5 The Last Spitroast 1.6 Where No Buns Have Spread Before. 1.7 Boners Among Us 1.8 Just Tits 1.11 Gaymen 1.12 The Big Creampie 1.13 Date-a-Whore 1.14 Anal Fun 1.16 Too Short a Penis 1.17 When the Hymen Breaks 1.18 Hoes Oiled 1.19 Cumming of Age 1.20 Parts in Gloryholes 1.21 The Arses of Freedom 1.22 Suck My Holes, Sis 1.23 Foreskin of Evil (h/t) 1.24 We'll Always Fuck Asses 1.25 Cum-spiracy 1.26 The Erogenous Zone

>piece of shits talk shit about their friends
God, imagine thinking that being critical of something a friend does is "talking shit"

And also imagine that you feel the need to defend that person whom you don't know, online, for free.

>piece of shit still pissed he's a piece of shit

You really do seem like a gigantic faggot, user.

Good god, I sure did touch a nerve with you.

What, do you love ST:D and Galaxy's Edge or something?

>You really do seem like a gigantic faggot, user.
You post on Yea Forums.

My friend and his dad loved Enterprise and I used to watch it with them when it was on. But I never went out of my way to fucking trash it in front of them and say it was shit, heavily implying they were dumb for enjoying it. That would have made me an asshole.

It's okay for people to like things that I don't like and I don't need to go out of my way to correct them to my superior taste. If they ask me what I think, I'll tell them. But that's different than being the guy that just constantly shits on everything -- nobody wants to be around that guy.

Don't be that guy.

>You post on Yea Forums
you talk shit about your friends online like a total piece of shit

My bro doesn't really like Star Trek but he's cool with it when I have it playing when he comes over to hang out. Only thing bad he's ever said about it was he hated the Enterprise theme song, which only reaffirmed that he's my bro.

Another bro isn't really into Trek either but he has a VR headset so I let him have my copy of Bridge Crew I never played, then he started watching TNG and really got into DS9.

Having Trek bros is pretty rad.

>My friend and his dad loved Enterprise and I used to watch it with them when it was on. But I never went out of my way to fucking trash it in front of them and say it was shit, heavily implying they were dumb for enjoying it. That would have made me an asshole.
No, it means you have differing tastes. You don't have to agree with your friends/family on everything and you don't always have to get along.

>It's okay for people to like things that I don't like and I don't need to go out of my way to correct them to my superior taste.
I simply stated that ST:D isn't as great as he claims it is and there is plenty wrong with the show.

>If they ask me what I think, I'll tell them. But that's different than being the guy that just constantly shits on everything -- nobody wants to be around that guy.
I don't "shit on everything" just the shit that should be shit on.

ST:D is not an amazing piece of cinema by any stretch. You can like it and admit that fact. But he didn't because he wanted to keep loving Star Trek regardless of how bad it's getting.

>you talk shit about your friends online like a total piece of shit
All your friends are online. That's why you can't understand RL friendships.

It was the year of fire

>My friend and his dad loved Enterprise
Their IQ is higher than yours

>typing rants to justify why you're a piece of shit

>Their IQ is higher than yours
Enterprise was meh. It's better than Discovery though.

STD is shit, I don't think anyone is going to disagree with you. And I understand having critical things to say about your friends. That guy's being a little hard on you. It wasn't even so much what you said that made me think you were 'that guy', it was how you said it.

I've been robbed and cheated by my piece of shit druggy friends multiple times, for example. I've loaned them money that I knew I'd never see again when I gave it to them. I might gripe about them and get frustrated with them but they're still my boys. So, I get it.

so thats it? we some kinda star trek voyager?

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Is it really a voyage if you go off course? Doesn't that just mean you're lost?

>STD is shit, I don't think anyone is going to disagree with you
My friend did. Baselessly. That was my issue with his liking of ST:D. If he just said "eh, I don't care about the reports I still like it." that would've been one thing.

Hell, there are shows/movies that are horrible that I still like. I admit though that they're horrible and no one likes them.

>I've been robbed and cheated by my piece of shit druggy friends multiple times, for example.
Sorry to hear that.

>I've loaned them money that I knew I'd never see again when I gave it to them. I might gripe about them and get frustrated with them but they're still my boys. So, I get it.
Yeah I can understand how friendship can transcend getting screwed over like that. I personally wouldn't be friends with those who'd steal from me but that's just me.

just let him be the piece of shit he wants to be
it's not like you're going to get through to someone like him

They couldn't really call it "Lost in Space".

Extreme loneliness.

>I personally wouldn't be friends with those who'd steal from me but that's just me.
Needless to say, we've been through a lot together. And the drugs nearly got me too. I'm like the only one of my close friends that made it out of our hometown alive or with a clean criminal record. That's just how it was there growing up. Anyway, I don't want to blogpost but I hope you'll always stick by your friend even though he's got shitty taste in television.

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They're not lost though; they know exactly where they're at and where home is. They're just really far away.

>just let him be the piece of shit he wants to be
>it's not like you're going to get through to someone like him
rotflmao. it is amazing seeing you get so fucking triggered. over nothing.

Gay holodeck story episodes: Pleb filter or genuinely gay shit?

>Needless to say, we've been through a lot together.
Yeah likewise. Which is why I'm still friends with this guy despite the fact that he likes ST:D and Galaxy's Edge. kidding.

>piece of shits proud of being piece of shits
happens everyday

You're alright, user. Don't listen to the 'all lowcaps poster that is fucking angry about everything all the time.' He's usually ranting about tripfags but he is literally here all the fucking time.

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Q is the best ST character. No character excites me more when they appear on my screen. And fortunately the writers didn't overplay him, he featured exactly the right amount of times.

TOS - The Enterprise
TAS - The Enterprise
TNG - The Enterprise
DS9 - The Defiant
VOY - Voyager
ENT - The Enterprise
DSC - The Enterprise
PIC - La Sirena (youtu.be/LGEJnWW0t20?t=270)
LD - The Cerritos

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I don't understand the people who defend STD but hate the Abrams movies. Is it just because STD claims to be in the original timeline?

Adding one more, perhaps my most fanciful so far: 1.15 Bun, Bun, See Her, Fuck Her Buns, Fuck Her in Her Buns.
Looking at S2 I find that my work ethic is rapidly flagging, setting aside a couple obvious ones like "Unnatural Erection". I do know that ep 2.1 will require some *advanced* parody techniques, likely beyond my capabilities.

>DSC - The Enterprise
I obviously meant
DSC - The Discovery
But some of it took place on the Enterprise I guess.

That's another headscratcher. They're both the same shit. STD is just a 30-part Abramsverse movie.

>La Sirena

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MORN!

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Imagine if they just kept making series in the vein of TNG/DS9/VOY to this day and we had more great series to talk about instead of the mindnumbing shit they're shitting out now.

>La Sirena
I can't wait for there to be a plot point that makes the Siren/Mermaid name relevant.

The worst part is Frakes's involvement in it.

>Imagine if they just kept making series in the vein of TNG/DS9/VOY to this day and we had more great series to talk about instead of the mindnumbing shit they're shitting out now.
God, that would be amazing. We could see old characters make guest appearances now and then, every now and then have a storyline that advances the plot of the Star trek universe, and still have those stand alone episodic stories that TNG and TOS are known for.

Imagine if they just kept making series in the vein of TOS/TNG/DS9 to this day and we had more great series to talk about instead of the mindnumbing shit they're shitting out now.

Nog is a tall, statuesque, sophisticated Ferengi beauty. Jake is his timid other half: poorly endowed and haunted by insecurity. Their desires collide in an intense exploration of humiliation.Together, they hatch a plan to turn lowly beta male Jake into Jane: the ultimate dolled-up sissy bimbo.

Nog knows simply cuckolding Jake won't be enough to teach him his lesson. Nog must lead his sissy supplicant deep into the heart of Deep Space Nine's promenade, into the bowels of the criminal underworld, where alpha male thugs prowl for fresh meat.

Lipstick. Frilly lingerie. Fishnet stockings. Jake immerses himself in the feminine mystique. It's his only hope of surviving when Garak, DS9's biggest Cardassian bull, claims Nog as his own. Will Jake run? Will he fight? Or will he choose to serve his Ferengi mistress and Cardassian master?

In this heart-thumping trip to the wrong side of town – filled with visionary passages rich with psychological insight – female and male readers alike will be floored by the sizzling action. Not for the faint of heart, “Sissified by Her Spoonie Thug” mines the depths of gender, trust, power dynamics, and the agony and ecstasy of betrayal.

I wish they'd do a series based on the time Kirk was a Commander and XO. Imagine Kirk and Riker in one character.

>Imagine Kirk and Riker in one character.
It's called Riker.

>The worst part is Frakes's involvement in it.
He's just in it for the paycheck/director's credit.

I think most of the Star Trek alum have to do the cons to pay the bills cause the residuals aren't enough to pay the monthly bills.

Riker is a poor man's Kirk.
Paris is a poor man's Riker.

T'Pol is a poor man's Seven.

Tilly is a poor man's Ezri.

The year is 2478. The Federation lives under BLACK RULE. All white males are sissified. White women live to serve BLACK KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to the Federation's BLACK FUTURE.

James Kirk 2 remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New Klingon, where he hides his beautiful blonde step-sister Kaylee from the clutches of the brutal New Klingon army.

As musclebound black soldiers prowl the galaxy searching for fertile white women, James Kirk 2 will stop at nothing to protect sweet Kaylee's purity. In his pink-and-blue wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, James Kirk 2 gives his tender white body to a gang of pitiless black alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy James Kirk 2 prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

>Set your phasers to FUN!

>All white males are sissified
Me likey

Based but Seven doesnt have a body as tight or as fine as T'pol

Stop giving CBS ideas for new Star Trek shows.

Kirk is a poor man's Pike.

>Based but Seven doesnt have a body as tight or as fine as T'pol
Did seven ever show off her body on the show as much as T'Pol did?

goodreads.com/book/show/41461786-black-future

>Woke Trek

>(((Good))) Reads

Jeri Ryan only got naked for Star Trek twice.

>TOS - The Enterprise
>TAS - The Enterprise
>TNG - The Enterprise
>DS9 - The Defiant
>VOY - Voyager
>ENT - The Enterprise
The Enterprise is a white man's ship.

MAKE A CURZON SHOW YOU COWARDS

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I'd take Ryan over Blalock without hesitation – even more so if we're talking about their current selves.

Spock's big sister Michael is gloriously plump. When she walks by, her thunderous 62-inch bubble butt turns every head. Its quaking, jiggling mounds of supple flesh are so hypnotizing, Michael's backside has become an unhealthy fixation for her admiring little brother.

Try as he might, Spock can't shake the visions of Big Sis's massive, smothering cheeks. His fantasies are vivid, and they grow deeper the more pounds Michael packs on. As she plumps up and fills out -- her voluptuous body spilling out of every uniform -- Spock is tortured by his inability to act on his impulses.

But on the night of his 18th birthday party, after a shocking revelation, Spock's wildest BBW dreams come true. In a carnal explosion of pent-up sibling lust, Spock explores every square inch of Michael's forbidden backside. Diving headlong into Michael's curves, Spock discovers how to properly worship an earth-shaking, booty-quaking, well-fed and well-stacked BBW.

Underneath the crushing weight of Michael's suffocating cheeks, Spock gasps for air and rides the ultimate edge of pleasure. His eyes shut, his mouth open, his face serving as a throne for Michael... Spock explores a lifetime's worth of repressed sibling taboos.

>Paris is a poor man's Riker.
He's actually a poor man's Locarno.

Of all the Trek girls you could write facesitting stories about, it had to be her?

BROMENADE

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How are any of these characters alike? Seven and T'pol both have bodysuits, but so did Troi.

do you think the crew oif the nx-01 enterprise all came intside of tupol's mouth?

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*is entrusted with the guardianship of all the ship's children almost immediately*

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If there's no STDs and foolproof birth control, I'd guess everyone.

Wing Commander FMV custcenes

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Seven is way fucking finer than T'pol. She gets my dick so fucking hard.

Neelix fucked a 2 year old and Janeway was okay with it.

>Jeri Ryan only got naked for Star Trek twice.
She never showed side bob or cupped her bobs though like T'Pol did, right?

I haven't watch VOY in decades

HOOS A HECKIN GOOBOY
ODO'S A GOOBOY

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>the roll that saved /trek/

How could a scam artist so poor she had to try and take over a back water planet of poets and farmers possess cloaking technology more powerful than federation scanners?

Why didn't Picard have Geordi scan Ardra to find out her biological make up and compare it to when she "changed" into Klingons, etc.

Why didn't this bitch's eyes move when she signalled the ship?

Why was there no transporter signals or any other kind picked up from Ardras ship?

Why was Picard so adament about Ardra not being all powerful when he's come in contact with an entire species of Gods? (The Q)

This episode depends on everyone being stupid.

>do you think the crew oif the nx-01 enterprise all came intside of tupol's mouth?
No, just Trip.

One cute white Starfleet sissy. Three thugged-out Klingon muscle gods. No mercy.

William Riker is a naive Starfleet Commander exploring his identity. Klag is a swaggering bodybuilder with a criminal past. In the depths of IKS Pagh – home to the Klingon Empire's most chiseled bodybuilders – they collide in an explosion of lust, envy, power, and submission.

When Will's attraction to Klag and his homeboys becomes an all-consuming obsession, he'll do whatever it takes to get their attention. Lipstick. Stilettos. Lingerie. He will remake himself, forswear his very manhood, to touch their white-hot flame of dangerous masculinity. But will the encounter leave him shattered forever?

Kes was an alien, it's not like she was prepubescent when they started dating or anythi...oh, right

Lucky guy.

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make new Dredd

Real question is, did she wear pasties or nothing at all?

No. Star Trek needs to press forward, not linger on bygone time periods. It's about the future. Fuck off with prequel, reboot, or retcon ideas: they're all shit.

I'd much rather have something completely different like a Klingon show as long as it's fucking post-VOY and moves the franchise ahead instead of in reverse. This whole profiting off of our nostalgia trend has to stop.

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So fucking a 20 old Vulcan is wrong?

It's Trip "Just the Tip" Tucker
Amirite?

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>uuuuuuhhhh
>uuuuuughhh
>I'm gonna GOO

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Trip looks like legendary armwrestler John brzenk

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You'd have to consider the physical and mental maturation rates of juvenile Vulcans, their social norms and so forth.

>Curzon is nostalgia

She got naked for EMH and she got naked for Q2.

Based and goopilled

No but if I'm not mistaken, Curzon lived during the time of the fucking Khitomer Accords. It'd just be another TOS-time period show which has been beat to fucking death by the Kurtzman crew already.

Lads it's me Rodenbury. What 6 characters from past shows would you want together for the dream show?

You mean Q2 got her naked and she just stood there and took it like the dirty whore she is.

weird screencap
is odo dropped in?

>Captain
Sisko
>1st Officer
Kira
>Doctor
Bashir
>Engineer
O'Brien
>Security
Odo
>Science
Jadzia

Curzon was Sisko's mentor, you tard

Worf
Data
Odo
Garak
Quark
Spock

Nope, it's an unedited screencap from way of the warrior

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WHO AM WIN IN AMBOJYUTSU MATCH:
LaMont from Sanford&Son ???
or
Lou Gossett, Jr. from Officer&aMentleGen ???

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Selar, Sito, Ro, Seven, Ezri, and Dr. Helen Noel.

it just looks strange per the deptch perception and lighting

>The explosion of the Klingon moon Praxis in 2293 caused severe ecological disasters on the Klingon homeworld and an almost complete shutdown of the Klingon economy. Following these events, the Klingon chancellor Gorkon initiated peace talks with the Federation in which Captain Spock served as a special envoy to the Empire. The peace conference was first scheduled to be held on Earth, but was later relocated due to Chancellor Gorkon's assassination on his way to Earth. The new venue was Camp Khitomer, on the Klingon planet Khitomer, which was kept secret in order to prevent further assaults. Despite further actions by a Klingon/Federation/Romulan conspiracy, the Khitomer Conference was a success and a turning point in Klingon-Federation relations. (Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country)

Curzon Dax represented the Federation in the negotiations, at which the Romulan Senator Pardek was also present. (DS9: "You Are Cordially Invited"; TNG: "Unification I")
Have you never seen the Undiscovered Country? Ben called him 'old man' for a reason. Also friendly reminder that McCoy was still alive in the timeline of the first TNG episode.

People live a long time in the future. But I was wrong to say the TOS time period, it'd be the TOS movie time period. But the point remains, Star Trek needs to move forward, not look behind.

It was a strange shot. They had Odo in front speaking over comm.

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Rub that hot and spicy meat, bwoi

Because VOY and the Picard movies were absolutely better than TNG and DS9. What matters is the writing and the characters, not the time period. I care way more about character stories than I do about the geopolitics of the future.

>mfw shitposting on /trek/ with all the lights off

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Sounds comfy.

Her wig was MASSIVE in the first couple of seasons.

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>ohhh
>oooohhhh
>he's GOOING

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Kirk
Quark
Data
Q
Worf
Paris

hi jimmy

That's a stupid fucking argument, my man. TNG followed TOS. DS9 followed TNG. VOY followed DS9, all with only a little overlap. It's a natural progression and it makes sense for the franchise to keep moving into the future because of the core tenets of the show itself.
Let's take a look at Star Trek prequels, on the other hand.
>ENT
>STD
Really fires my neurons.

That volume is out of control

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I think you mean GOOMING

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>its a barclay episode

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YOU'RE A GOO GUY

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Discovery is still better than the Picard movies

>How could a scam artist so poor she had to try and take over a back water planet of poets and farmers possess cloaking technology more powerful than federation scanners?
The Federation can barely detect janky fucking Klingon cloaks. Ardra probably bought one.
>Why didn't Picard have Geordi scan Ardra to find out her biological make up and compare it to when she "changed" into Klingons, etc.
She was only "Klingon" for a second. No one scanned her.
>Why didn't this bitch's eyes move when she signalled the ship?
Please autistically watch every frame and try to match her eye movements to the effects.
>Why was there no transporter signals or any other kind picked up from Ardras ship?
Maybe some static relay system hidden up her ass or something. This one is a nitpick, even for /trek/
>Why was Picard so adament about Ardra not being all powerful when he's come in contact with an entire species of Gods? (The Q)
Every god-like race he's encountered hasn't given a shit about money, and that was the first thing out of Ardra's mouth.

I’m gonna start DS9 again just for Dukat and Ferengi kino while skipping every Bajoran religious episode I can.

How much convincing did she need to do that?