Vincent here. answering questions til you bore me

no and i like cronenberg a lot. one of the only actually interesting people making english-language movies. reminds me of nic roeg. deadringers is one of my favorite movies

What is your proudest work as a filmmaker?

whats that mean? proud? i like everything ive done the same amount

This guy is doing a pretty solid impression of Vincent Gallo. Gallo is also enough of a bitter, attention-starved weirdo that he might frequent Yea Forums. Good job, whoever you are

Can the real Vincent please come back and save us from cinema mediocrity?

im not bitter and im not for attention. theyre vacuuming my hallway and its so loud i cant hear anything

last good movie i saw was the house with laughing windows directed by a guy named pupi avati

You rate Dogman at all? I thought it was incredible.

havent seen it but that scene in gomorrah when hes joining is good

Vincent certainly does not love Connecticut chloe

do you like this horse

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You looking forward to seeing the new Rambo movie?

Which brand of peanut butter do you purchase, if any?

>they

At some point you're going to have to say who "they" are.

yes i do now. is it missing a leg?
sly once came over to me and christian slater and stood there listening to us talk about some chick's rack and then asked me to make him a rum and coke. fucking faggot

i order this special stuff hawaiian north shore. this girl's parents had white chocolate flavor at their house

Who your favorite ninja turtles?

i normally have no need for people to clean my house but there were lots of people over two nights ago

did you see the house that jack built?

i watched half of it but forget i told someone id help them move. ill finish it soon. matt dillon is excellent in it

Have you watched the Dark Crystal Netflix series? Do you like it?

Do they have a role in the MCU lined up for you yet?

Did Hereditary actually invoke some kind of curse in real life by using authentic occult symbols?

Did you cum in chloe's mouth in the movie?

i'd like to see matt dillon in more stuff. i always liked him for factotum. i'm guessing you like bukowski?

Is Francis Coppola a pedo?

never heard of it
had to look up mcu. no.

nothing bad to say about him
most of what i spend reading is financial times. bukowski drunk on that french literature show is good entertainment

If i get a jewish gf can i break into the movie industry?

thats not how curses work
yes
theyre a headache

what kind of porn do you watch? who is your favourite actress?

can you cut me a deal on your sperm bro? $1,000,000 seems a bit pricey

Got plans to work with Steven Seagal soon?

do you have any real estate on the market at the moment?

i dont watch porn. jessica jaymes
ill cum in your mouth for 100k if youre a chick

make a new movie people can actually watch without being at some hoity toity film festival, ya simp

Get me some free SLP pieces bro

who's the biggest cunt in the industry?
and who's the nicest person?

I have 3 investors interested in bringing celebrity dead match back. Can i interest you on starring in the undercard VS Harmony Korine?

Just before Tom Cruise VS Justin Beiber.

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This is the first time I've ever actually considered the OP could actually be who he says he is. Gallo seems like the exact type who would post here.

Holy shit it's really you. You're awesome.

Post a timestamp or you are another larping neckbeard.

when you researched for your role of kaspar hauser did you read the things rudolf steiner had to say about him?

no
yes
what do you need
look at that fat fucking face i made out with rachel while they were engaged
ive heard james mason was the nicest guy

Yeah, I think the same.
Problam is, I have no questions.

Abel Ferrara is he off the crack

did you catch your boy harmonys new film the beach bum?

ooops. you did not play hauser himself. sorry my mistake.

What's stopping you from making more films? There's nothing new worth watching, make some new shit.

>look at that fat fucking face i made out with rachel while they were engaged

Based based based based based based based

info on illuminati / the hidden hand / freemasonry within hollywood

>look at that fat fucking face i made out with rachel while they were engaged
Now this confirms this is actually Gallo himself.

Will you read my shit screenplay?

Why wouldn't you appreciate Gummo? It's a masterful film. Or do you just dislike Korine personally?

Gavin Mcinnes wants to host you on his shitshow podcast, can you appear and punch him in his fat fucking alt face?

Me and my boy Jackie huge fans bro love from NJ love from the pussy slaya crew, we got a movie just need to write and direct its about a young wisedguy from NJ with big dreams joins up with a crew to be the boss

can you speak on cults within the industry then ?

It really doesn't. Nothing in this thread does. It's an anonymous board, what would he have to lose with a timestamp so people would actually engage?

if you had the ability to move anywhere within the USA right now where would you recommend ?

making music and money with other things
no
that whole generation of people like that and paul schrader are the biggest fucking hypocrites. watch them in interviews and theyre fucking retarded. its more subtle than tarantino but their movies are just shallow papered-over copies of great men's movies. better to just actually watch robert bresson

He's still shooting for that big sperm payoff, can't be seen as browsing Yea Forums

It comes across pretty authentic but never underestimate the commitment and resourcefulness of a LARPer

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You know I was actually watching Mishima the other week and that shit is way overrated, it fucking sucks actually

Absolutely no one would give a flying fuck if Vincent Gallo did a q nnd a on Yea Forums.
He hasn't said anything controversial anyway.

People post these larp threads all the time, sometimes they even spell the name of the person they are larping as wrong.
Most people couldn't even tell you who he is.

Is it possible in today's film industry to be an authentic artist?

Mishima is fucking excellent. You suck.

Okay, I'll play your larp. How was it making the funeral? How did you get along with the cast on that film? What was Chris Penn like?

What, the Elisabeth Moss one? That bitch has to appease the feminist handmaids tale audience and her scientology handlers, no way she would set foot on chan

gummo is a nothing picture.
thats just california in general.
im on a computer and my phone is downstairs. ill have my friend post a photo of me and a newspaper when he gets here
florida or new orleans
not in america

What did you think of your parody in Entourage?

pickpocket is fuegggo

Is The Killing Of A Chinese Bookie the best American film of the 70s?

weird i was born in new orleans and currently live in florida.

What do you think of the movies of Yorgos Lanthimos? Will he ever stop playing retard and make an earnest effort?

good time was actually a good movie considering the actor in it who also co directed is a retard.

Both are brilliant, but Gummo is better than Buffalo 66. Now give me money.

how do i get a gf

shut up dude gummo is a shitty movie people only like to appear edgy or “ cultured “

Gummo is a beautiful work of art, with striking imagery and an incredible air of bleak suburban apocalyptic hell painted in broad strokes with a great soundtrack. It was a fantastic tapestry.

How does a nothing picture differ from getting your dick sucked slowly on screen by an actress?

Also, how could you not cobble together a picture in the era of crowdfunding? Or is that too degrading for a Hollywood star?

electra glide in blue.
have only seen the lobster. worst movie ive ever seen farrell in. would like to star in a michael mann movie

You seen Christina Ricci lately? Good job nabbing that one at the exact moment of her prime

I don't even know you or care, buddy.

that director is legitimately a hack.

the lobster is terrible , his pacing may be the least interesting of any filmmaker today.

Gummo is jewish trash.

Hell yeah you in a mann movie would be great.

Does Michael Mann have any good films left in him?

Public enemies with Depp was awful.
And blackhat? c.h.u.d hemsworth as a hacker? My sides.

Seems there are many once great directors with nothing left in the tank.

Have you enjoyed any movies from the past 5 years that mainstream american audiences would have heard of?

Do you like jumpscares?

Dude they found jessica jaymes dead today

No its a gay fag movie about shitty fags who like to play with poop

Fuck off western traitor Nazi shill. We used to shoot collaborators.

all you have to do is have her say something. and learn her name. then repeat it over and over and over when youre falling asleep until you start to dream about her. then next time you see her youll be comfortable around her

>How does a nothing picture differ from getting your dick sucked slowly on screen by an actress?

What are you referring to? Slow blowjobs are kino btw

What are your thoughts on Alexandre Saint-Yves Marquis d'Alveydre?

he has had bad luck with scripts. if he got a good one, it's still in him
butter on the latch. not last five years but someone told me two nights ago theyd never seen ghost writer
the original changeling is one of my favorite movies. candyman too

>the original changeling
based

You ever heard of Million Dollar Extreme?

What is the philosophy behind supporting republicans and trump? Is it just I got mine, fuck everyone else?

Everything great about modern entertainment and society comes from libertines and their philosophies along drugs alcohol and hedonism.

Republicans represent corporate shilling, blatant corruption and the Hays code pushed by fundie Christian boomer dads with property portfolios.

What happens when the republicunts are finished with muh SJWs and abortion, and turn the eye of Sauron towards all the other things they hate like - bad language, pre marital sex, contraception, violence and sex in media, anything deemed 'demonic', and generally 'offensive' music and media and porn and drugs etc?

Whose fucking side are you on?

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the ghost writer is really good.

do you have a favorite contemporary actor ?

Seems like he had bad luck with human dignity as well making such pieces of shit for a buck.

Did you write this in the 90s? It's completely out of touch with reality.

i lean left but this is retarded

Wtf?! I love Kamala Harris now!

this is lame and boring

i like myself and michael fassbinder
no
his wikipedia says he inspired guenon. my old neighbor was always talking about him. never really listened
theres no philosophy behind it. you sound like a woman

No it isn't, stop shilling. Go visit a few red states, they are still living in the 50s.

It will become more real for you the longer republicans have power.

Republicans are gearing up to ban abortion again and you think this is far fetched?

It's a legitimate question as to what drives someone who made their fame in Hollywood to support a philosophy of conservatism.

If you had to do an anthology series for a streaming service what kind of focus would you give it? Say you're aiming for 2 seasons max, hour length

Why shouldn't abortion be banned?

You should. France should be proud of him and recognition for him can bring about many good things.

where in Florida would you live?

How crippling are your drug addictions exactly that you haven't worked since 2013? Give us a perspective.

Gee good question, why would someone who spent an extended time in Hollywood become disillusioned with leftist degeneracy? I can't imagine why...

Because people unlike yourself who actually stand a chance of accidentally procreating shouldn't have to be forced to bring another mouth into the world.

Pizza or hot dogs for you, Vince?

where in florida ?

Fuck off back to /pol/ permavirgin.

Mar-a-lago. In the Epstein suite.

How's that photo coming along larper? You on a pentium II computer that can't take photos?

Who's your favorite Japanese director?
What's your favorite horror film?

>Republicans are gearing up to ban abortion again

Wtf I love Republicans now.
Personal responsibility is an actual thing. Eat shit if you're too dumb or depraved to use protection.

depends where i am. my old roommate was a real fat fuck and if we'd been up all night hed steal his girlfriends car and we would drive to gun wavin new haven for pizza.
very interested in the epstein story
i dont really do drugs.
some sort of round-the-world thing from a 1960s anthropologist/ethnologists perspective. like serpent and the rainbow mixed with x-files mixed with borges/calvino

I actually meant anthology in the sense of "separate stories tied together by a theme of your choosing"

Thoughts on black people vince?

can you post a selfie with a timestamp so we know its you?

can you just stick to acting? you're too stupid to make a decent movie

What do you think about these sheltered children of Republicanism who form all their life experience in their parents basement and cobbled together from shock jocks and soundbites?

Oh he's getting there. It's really hard in 2019 to take photos. He is posting from a bbc micro which doesn't have a camera. He said earlier ITT his friend has his handbag and his phone is in there.

Don't turn this fun larp fest into another pathetic political debate you bunch of losers.

Are you ever going to release Promises Written in Water?

Did you ever read the article on the Brown Bunny in the film journal Mise-en-scene? Or any scholarship on BB? There are some good articles, and its good to see it gradually getting more respect.

>bbc micro
isn't that an oxymoron?

how many niggers have you fucked?

hes picking up food now. ill add in a hamburger review
lots of horror movies. just re-watched society
edward yang i know hes from taiwan but someone told me hes japanese
no. no.

zoomie detected. Google bbc micro.

imagine being able to potentially ask a filmmaker questions and you instead choose to pester him about fucking politics

I was joking retard lol

you don't think about black people at all, is that it?

Well, it's Yea Forums

a brighter summer day is my favourite film as of now

Thoughts on the films and filmmaking philosophy of Peter Greenaway?

>who form all their life experience in their parents basement and cobbled together from shock jocks and soundbites?

Goddamn it dude, I'm the life of every party I ever come to(even if that occasionally results in ruined kitchens and backyards). Just hand me a couple cans of lager and watch me go.

Society is great fun.
Got any feelings on Kiyoshi Kurosawa? I rewatch Cure like 4 times a year.

So what's your problem if not drugs? There hasn't been a single role for you in 6 years?

What do you do all day aside from hamburgers and pretending to be Vincent Gallo on a Micronesian spacedocking appreciation forum?

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bad larp

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ive told trump to visit taiwan
just saw draughtsmans contract for first time last month. dont know much about him. thought it was excellent
i mostly listen to music and watch movies and recently cooking also

Did you write your own imdb trivia? Would you admit to if you did?

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You're losing the intensity of the larp neckbeard.

Thoughts on Sofia Coppola? Will she ever make another good movie again?

This is probably a LARP but I'm bored so...

You mentioned that you would give a discount to a Jewish woman on your sperm with hopes that the resulting child's ancestry would give them a leg-up in Hollywood/music. What do you think about this gate keeping role that Jewish people apparently have in these industries, and how do you think that relates to the fact that so many of these exposed cults and pedophiles/abusers like NXIVM, Epstein, Woody Allen, Weinstein, etc. are Jewish?

You mentioned you like horror. Are you familiar with Pascal Laugier, director of Martyrs? Thoughts?

What are some contemporary bands producing music today that you enjoy? Ever heard of King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard? What about Khruangbin?

Are you secretly Jewish? Are you secretly related to Joaquin Phoenix? You said he was a coward and in a cult - wasn't his family part of a big cult? - but you guys look like you could be cousins or something.

Do you still hire yourself as a male escort but have a proviso of no black women?
And were you in a relationship with PJ Harvey?

I thought you were great in Palookaville and Buffalo 66 was great. Thanks Vince.

btw I saw some old footage of you breaking, you had some moves

Thoughts on Alan Taylor, the director of Palookaville?

Did you and Asia Argento molest little boys together when you were engaged?

How would you rate that compared to molesting little girls with trump?

Make Promises Written in Water available to the public already you faggot

I second this motion, specially the faggot part.

>Did you and Asia Argento molest little boys together when you were engaged?
This is a good question. If yes, how did you avoid the Bourdain treatment? Does Argento have compromising material on you? How do you live with yourself?
If no, why didn't you try to expose her and the rest of these Satanic faggots?

How hard would Basquiat laugh at Republican Trump supporting Gallo? Do you think he would still talk to you if he was alive?

how are you feeling?

This thread is so cringy (I'm the real Vincent Gallo btw)

real anthony gallo here fuck sneed

Hey man, I'm the real Abel ferrara just dropping in to borrow some money.

I think I drove Vinny off with my jew questions

He would never dare speak against Sn**d, calling in fake.

Ho wmuch do you need man? The Funeral was an under-rated masterpiece

I just showed my boy Vince this thread and he just chuckled and muttered something to himself, sounded like "insoles" or something, I dunno...

I just need a few bucks for some crack until my MCU deal is confirmed. I'm gonna get fake Gallo to play a morlock.

Run out of steam OP? I rate it a 4 out of 10 for actually getting a few autists to respond.

Why do you only shave your left goose egg?

so yes?

What cult is he supposedly in anyway? He was born into a cult. Seems unlikely he's still in.

Have you ever met Nic Refn? Is it true he’s fucking crazy and can’t talk to people without a handler?

jesus christ what is wrong with all the faggots actually asking questions and responding in here

You just did.

It's because you just never know right? That's how the giggling greasy little neckbeard filth who start these type of threads operate.

>tfw you are actually Vincent Gallo and nobody believes you

I still think it was really him

Is Mac Culkin bi?

>LARPS as based Vinny
>one line answers instead of brilliant autistic tangents
>doesn't even use proper grammar
Nice try but obviously you've never spanned time with /ourboy/.

Nah, he fucked it in the beginning. He said he has nothing bad to say about Coppola, but the real Gallo said-

Sofia Coppola likes any guy who has what she wants. If she wants to be a photographer she'll fuck a photographer. If she wants to be a filmmaker, she'll fuck a filmmaker. She's a parasite just like her fat, pig father was.

How big is christina ricci's forehead?

Yeah, I noticed this too, terrible punctuation, and didn't tackle any of the interesting things people asked, yet started the thread saying he would stick around until he got bored.

Just more autists trolling autists on Yea Forums fuck this place.

Link to this person's imdb?

>waiting for the timestamp

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Any second now bruv, and a phat burger review that was foretold to boot...

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You're a gay for pay bottom bitch and everyone knows it you greasy wop faggot!!!FACT!!!

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I thought Ernest Julio Gallo was posting a burger review.

well that was fun, I assume they finished vacuuming

And got all the crumbs from that gallo burger too.

All we need now is that totally real timestamp.

Because Vincent is friends with their pope, Kenneth Anger. He's as compromised as it gets, he just happens to also be conservative so we give him a pass.

Well what have we got here? A comedian. I'm gonna call you private joker.

Always refreshing to see someone bent enough to actually believe Anger is anything other than a hedonistic hollywood scenester and artist/author/filmmaker.

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Is Paris Hilton really more of a hipster than you?

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hey vincent, do you read books? if so, do you frequently visit Yea Forums ?

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What’s John frusciante up to these days.

vincent, what are your thoughts on Mike Patton? is he a good lad?

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