Would Mass Effect cinematic universe be kino ?

Would Mass Effect cinematic universe be kino ?

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I want to cuddle Tali so much.

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tfw homelander as commander shepard

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No, just a show would be fine, and no more than 3 ten episode seasons please. No prequels needed after the series ends, either.

The reapers write the entire setting into a massive corner. They fuck up all the more interesting aspects by being the most relevant thing in existence. A film MUST spend the majority of the runtime devoted to how completely fucked the Milky Way races because there isn't enough screentime to have fun doing other things...and then fuck it all up by having some sort of resolution by the end of it.

Best option I got is to introduce the Crucible in the first film and set most of ME2 to building it, retcon 80% of Mass Effect 3's "story" and make the Leviathans more central to the plot otherwise it's just going to shit the bed in the last act like last time.

Yes, but only as a show. All bioware games made pre-Andromeda would make great Sci fi and fantasy shows. How no one has jumped on this I will never know

>Spacer
>Colonist
>Earthborn
Which path does he take?

Cont.
Also NO CERBERUS
Cut them out of the plot completely. Have the Geth rebuild Shepard like Bioware originally planned. Cerberus is the best example in fiction of a malignant plot tumor killing a franchise.

Taika Waititi

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pretty good but isn'tt he too short?

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Moralfag all the way. Lost his family to Batarian pirates, warhero during the Skillian Blitz, all that shit.

nobody cares nigga i just want a nice space opera and alien waifus, shut up

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Mindy Kaling

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Idris Elba

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Probably unrelated but does anyone remember that short haired portal cosplay chick that got spammed here some years ago? What happened to her?

inb4 >her
It was forced then and it hasn't gotten less cringey since.

Cara Delevigne

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how thicc should the main girls be ?

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Vin Deisel

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Nicholas Cage mocap

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And of course, Tessa Thompson

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I’d toss it out and do a prequel series about the human and Turian conflict and then a ten part season roughly based around parts of Mass Effect 1 without the Reaper stuff
Just focus on the humans finally getting a Spectre

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And it will suck
It can't not suck without massive reworking

everything that gets adapted gets reworked

Michelle Monaghan

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As long as the Reapers aren't the main badguy(that's what the games are for).

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My face is tired

Dave Batista would be my choice for Wrex. Vin Deisel could be Grunt but even then I'd probably cast John Boyega or something

All solid choices

The make up for the alien races is too hard