>they would probably prefer a higher quality escort
They would probably prefer a higher quality escort
Jordan Wright
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Juan White
But that's why you're in the room Jonah
Nicholas Hernandez
Juan Hall
The one that got away from Yea Forums. Our Gordian knot
Sebastian Martin
>Have monogamy, Ornella.
Owen Peterson
Jacob Ortiz
Implying that Jonah is a high class escort? What?
Dylan Watson
jonah just stop, ornella keeps owning you
William Ward
I just need some time to think of a real zinger.
Kayden Foster
So, this reply was the point of the thread? Okay.
Leo Foster
>So, this reply was the point of the thread? Okay.
Ayden Adams
>implying Brad and Leonardo are fags on live TV
yeah good luck keeping a job you French whore
Carson King
NOOO WE NEED MORE TIME
John Barnes
I don't get it.
Christian Wood
Julian Bailey
>ha yea well you are a fucking whore ornella. All women are fucking parisital whores. I don't even view your kind as humans, you are nothing but cows, disgustings cows that just fuck and shit and and try to bring ruin. Females don't know honor, or loyalty, or companionship, all they know is greed, and trickery, and being sluts. I spit on you, i spit on you and your whore kin and can't wait for the day men rise up and take you as the cattle you are and just property we can pick out at the grocers.
Jaxon Johnson
BASED
Jacob Richardson
Pre-marital sex? Haha, enjoy burning in the lake of fire for eternity!
Parker Nelson
>Too bad someone spent all their money on Subway’s $6 footlongs (formerly $5)
Noah Nelson
Why is she so perfect bros?
Jeremiah Smith
Adam Harris
>What? No, I think you're confused. My name is not Leo or Brad, I'm Jonah Hill. I hope that clears it up.
This would pretty much destroy her.
Owen Roberts
Isn’t it funny how sexists are incels?
Josiah Garcia
eksplein de jouk plaice
Eli Lopez
>Oh, I thought you WERE a hill. Sorry fatso.
Austin Lewis
heh
Leo White
Nobody would confuse you for Leo, Jonah.
>crowd laughs loudly because he's fat and ugly
John Evans
isn't it funny that all women are holes with a mouth attached
Carson Wood
haha wouldnt it be weird if she bullied you on tv lmao
Adrian Hernandez
This doesn't even make sense
Daniel Baker
Yet they still won’t fuck you.
Joseph Davis
terrible, doesn't even make sense. Jonah has won if this is the best ornella has. Ornellafags BTFO, it's over for u guys, Jonah is victorious.
Evan Butler
he stopped moving
should i take him to the vet, Yea Forums?
Grayson Lopez
What's he looking at?
Carson Bennett
do you think he masturbates thinking about her?
Thomas Collins
what? if anything that would compliment jonah.
boys... i think he finally won one
Adrian Scott
I think I get it, nice one
Jaxson Smith
>*slowly leans in closer to her*
>"sau.."
>*leans back in a perfect reversal of his previous movement and then leans back towards her in the exact same motion*
>"sauce"
>*reverse leans back perfectly into his starting position and remains motionless*
>...
>*fast motion leans towards her*
>"ssss"
>*leans back into starting position*
Henry Baker
No you don't.
Henry Smith
>hurr you are fat and not very attractive
She’s a woman. No matter what she accomplished or will accomplish in her life she will never be viewed as equal to men. She can call Jonah fat or whatever but they both know that for the right price she will do whatever he asks her to do. There’s so many truth bombs Jonah could have dropped on her but it wouldn’t have been good for his career.
John Clark
Isaac Cooper
>I think you've had enough groceries, don't you Jonah?
Brandon James
>She’s a woman. No matter what she accomplished or will accomplish in her life she will never be viewed as equal to men. She can call Jonah fat or whatever but they both know that for the right price she will do whatever he asks her to do. There’s so many truth bombs Jonah could have dropped on her but it wouldn’t have been good for his career.
Blake Mitchell
>what you are saying is edgy so therefore it isn’t true
Anthony Butler
>Ha, very funny. How about I tell a joke? What do you get when you cross a mentally ill comedian, AND A SOCIETY THAT TREATS HIM LIKE TRASH?
>*bang* *bang*
>YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE
Julian Thompson
Fuck off that was bad.
Colton Myers
kek
Easton Sanchez
strike a chord Onella?
Jason Gutierrez
cringe
Ryan Lewis
>why isn't she looking back at me
>she must not know who I am
>I hope this shirt makes me look thin
>that must be why she doesn't recognize me
>god i wanna smell her so bad
Angel Gray
this is shit
Aaron Gray
She has a chocolate bar in her back pocket
Isaac Long
my fucking sides
Eli Powell
Why are women so mean to beta guys? It seems like they just love to humiliate them.
Joseph Thomas
to get back at Chad
Sebastian Rodriguez
Gabriel Rodriguez
He did it.
David Mitchell
HOW DOES SHE DO IT!
Jackson Anderson
The fuck?
Joseph Green
that's a shit tier comeback,friend.
Ian Thompson
>haha yea man,but no a serious actor
Connor Gomez
kek
Nolan Perry
Not a good comeback. Round: Jonah
Nolan Robinson
wow we did it guys!
Noah Ross
Jose Robinson
But she told him to leave. This makes no sense.
Jack Torres
Three fucking years, guys. Just let it go.
Caleb Nelson
t. hill
Logan Bennett
This. Zoomers seem to suck at comebacks
Robert Evans
nice trip. filtered.
Jeremiah Clark
the curse is finally broken
Evan Bell
>But tha-
*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid French bitch. You disgusting whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star..."
Ryan Anderson
>The audience erupts with laughter and applause before Ornella is able to finish her sentence
It's over guys, we won.
Jack Martinez
you stupid bitch you stupid fucking bitch I can't believe how dumb you are jesus christ I can't believe how dumb you are
Aiden Lewis
Her.
Christopher Thomas
Fuck you.
Justin Jenkins
M-More time?
David Diaz
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
WE NEED MORE TIME
Xavier Perez
>Her.
arse
Jose Martin
>She can call Jonah fat or whatever but they both know that for the right price she will do whatever he asks her to do.
Is that why he had a fit and went radio silent after she picked on him? It was like re-living highschool all over again for hi
Anthony Cox
Why he chimp out so hard about this? Was it because she was a woman? To be humilated by a woman was too much for him to take it?
Cameron Kelly
I mean typically movie stars don’t have to put up with that kind of shit on press tours. Like when RDJ freaked the fuck out when that poo-in-loo interviewer asked him about his sketchy past.
Jaxon Hughes
I don't get it
Jack Miller
>god I wish I didn’t have to deal with faggots taking pictures of me while I’m just trying to walk my dog and lose a few pounds
Jordan Collins
>"Not again!" Jonah thought, feeling the hard-earned self confidence rushing out of his body. Just a moment ago he had the world in his hands, rocking his new airpods, the black outfit he carefully chose to accentuate his weight loss and a stern look at future kino projects in the distance that were sure to come. This time he saw the paparazzo from far away and he instantly knew this was his chance. Present them the real Jonah, not the chubby comedic stereotype that gets humiliated in European talk shows, the walking punchline, the living joke. No, not this time. Confidently closing in on the shot, he suddenly felt it falling, the caramel söy frappuccino he had completely forgotten about
splashing on his hand as it dropped to the ground, soiling his 900$ limited edition sneakers. When he heard the click of the camera he knew it had been too good to be true. He tried to march stoically past the paparazzo, ignoring his taunts making sure he couldn't see the tears building up behind his tinted glasses. "One day I'll show them all!", he thought. "One day I'll make them all pay!"
Oliver Scott
Ornella BTFO for GOOD.
Ryan Moore
why
Noah Watson
God, I want her to mercilessly choke me with her thighs while she continuously
throws quips at me in front of a live studio audience.
Ryan Morgan
thats so creepy wtf
Oliver Rogers
Haha yeah man I was just kidding but imagine if someone was actually into that huh lol how funny