Confess

Confess.

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I'm seriously considering getting with a cute trap and letting him suck my dick. No homo.

Yea Forums is a porn cesspool therefore Yea Forums is better because our off-topic shenanigans are at least wholesome fun

No, don't.

I have bikini pics of my older milf cousin that I screenshotted from her insta. I've been jerking off to these pics for the past 3 years.

What's stopping you?

I'm tired and depressed.

>i watch trilogies backwards
>descending into depression more and more
>6 months since my relationship ended, still think about her and miss her touch
>gained a bit of weight 0 moral for anything
>winter is coming, i dont know how i will make it into next year
>i was stupid enough to fall in love
>literally regret doing the one thing a man is made for, fuck this srsly
>feel a bit like a pussy

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Attack of the Clones>The Force Awakens

Just as awkward, just as retarded, plot makes as much sense but unlike AotC TFA was all that + a giant tipoff of A New Hope.

I can't watch a lot of pre-1960s movies because of the stagey acting. A lot of them have very explanatory writing as well.

I talk out of my ass all the time here on Yea Forums, but I have never seen a foreign or a silent movie.
The last time I went to the movies was back in 2011.
And the last time I saw a tv show was in 2013.

I have very bad ideas in my mind

All me

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Mainly the utter and inevitable shame I'll feel afterwards. I just want a gf, bros ;_;

I like ntr

had the best sleep of my life last night i woke up feeling reincarnated

Hey pedo priest how many kids did you molest?

Let the tranny suck your dick and bear the shame like a man.

i'll give AotC props for originality, but i think TFA is a better movie overall despite being a complete ripoff

I don't watch movies or tv anymore. I just come here to shitpost

I think Once Upon a Time in the West and Once Upon a Time in America are overrated. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was kino and better than both.

I was bored at the end of Enemy because of all those fucking shots where alien bitch was just walking through the woods.

What is up with you and this pic

Most of Hitchcock's movies fucking suck because of shitty third acts. Nigga could set scenes but his scripts sucked.

I watch a lot Hollywood trash because my dad is arthritic which means can't golf or bowl anymore so we go to the theatre a lot.
I feel bad when I refuse to go watch schlock like Angel Has Fallen

you should watch city of god. i'm not into foreign films, but it's legitimately great

Rope had a great third act

I'm the only sneedposter.

I only ever consume Yea Forums related content alongside other people

not like theres anything left to watch anyway

I watched the director's cut of Ghostbusters 2016
>It's enjoyable if you ignore all the jokes and treat it as a slightly serious character study of broken people. Furthermore, the ghosts are well done if you de-saturate the colours.

Don't do it. What you really want is someone to love you back.

Yes.

You're only attracted to her because you know her in person. There are women out there who you can find where you'll be able to do more than jerk off to pics with them....the world is a big place.

Get sleep, exercise (it helps with sleep and depression), listen to different types of music, start a hobby, etc. There are lots of ways to provide worthwhile distractions so your brain can focus on things that are beneficial and enjoyable to your life.

Breakups hurt, that's the reality. But everyone goes through them, and you will too. Give yourself time to heal, accept that you're human, and eventually you'll walk out of that valley and see the beautiful potential beyond.

Agreed.

It's a different feel, for sure. Try Hitchcock first...he tries to remove all that in a creative way.

Start with City Lights (Chaplin). With foreign, there's tonnes to choose from; maybe start with Goodbye Lenin (German). I haven't seen a film in the theater since Gravity. There is some to discover on TV, but you might as well stream all of it. All is not lost.

We all do at some point. Search for the good ideas and follow them.

It's awesome, isn't it? Try increasing your salt intake before bed...you'll dream like a motherfucker...

North by Northwest, Vertigo...lots of them have great 3rd acts.

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I'm going to kill myself in a few days, ten at the most. Overdose of metformine.
Forgive me.

Don't do it.

At least publicly self-immolate yourself as a protest against climate change.

Make sure you don't regret it, buddy.
Things can always change for the better. Keep that in mind.

thanks bro, may the nonexistent god bless you.

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Many movies from that era had lame endings so the bad guys wouldn't win (e.g., pic related). Hitchcock movies tend the follow that line, but I wouldn't say that they had bad third acts.

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i might be a pee-dough

Psycho II is better than Psycho.

it's a shell of what it used to be. and it's a jack of all trades and a master of none type deal at this point

*pedophile

industrial civilization will collapse in a decade. you might as well enjoy it while it lasts. plenty of experiences still to be had. when the power goes out permanently, you can do what you want

Scenery chewing historical epics are hilariously shit.

I hate most anime.

I failed twice in a row, took a break for 2 years and now I have to study with kids born after 9/11. I don't intend to drop out but I don't like this feeling

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I started a movie podcast with my friend.

I'm second year studying IT in college because it's the only thing I'm good at even though I absolutely hate it and everyone involved in it.

I love femdom porn

I graduated Summa Cum Laude in Computer Science even though I came to hate programming.
Now I work IT for a local municipality and its comfy as fuck.

>I graduated Summa Cum Laude in Computer Science
No you didn't

I have a slip of paper that proves it.

No you don't you goddamn liar.

Believe what you want, I even have a minor in Mathematics.
t. /sci/guy

Why do you think you can just make stuff up and put it on the internet? What are you getting out of this?

There was a girl who used to be an altar girl from my church and studies nursing now at my uni. She was Korean and one of the most beautiful girl I've ever seen and not even in typical plastic K-pop way. Likely has some chad bf now btw. Didn't care much back then because she was two years younger than me and I had a crush on some white girl instead. Kill me

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My plan is to eventually end up with a sysadmin job that pays good while doing jackshit.

I watch movies like Blue Valentine and Her to evoke emotional responses because I've never been in a relationship and have only loved girls I've met in my dreams.

I want a /film/ board

You dodged a bullet. Korean women are the highest of maintenance.

Similar.
I also refuse to watch television shows unless they are limited run.

Based

I don't care that this is Yea Forums I've been meaning to get this confession off my chest for a long time.

Whenever it's a big adventure video game I cheat myself out of the proper experience and use walkthroughs. I hate the feeling that I could be missing shit.

>mfw clicking on a CEI video to see what it was

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You're an idiot. The shame beats the alternative of that loneliness that only gets worse with time. Save your shame for when you feel like sucking >her? dick in turn