Looks like Stallone Kino is back on the menu boys

Critics don't like it because it depicts Mexico like a violent shithole and Mexicans as either criminals or stereotypes. This exact critic could be applied to each episode, but this is Mexico we're talking about and orange man bad...

>like the rest
The sequels are just dumb action shit. First Blood is a legitimately good film though.

Stallone movies were regularly panned and he has been Razzied multiple times.

b8

>tfw got a biiig shipment of girl pills arriving tomorrow and I wanna be a pretty boymoder but no Yea Forums bf to cuddle me while we watch Rambo
;.;

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He is italian, are you retarded ?

>Mexicans just want to come to America for a better life, you bigot! Their lives are in danger!
>How dare your movie portray Mexico as a dangerous place!

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Can someone explain this

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lol

Where do you live?

>It tries to have pathos but is really just cheap gore.
Or something like that.

>rambo movie
>cheap gore
wtf did the critics think they were watching? these movies haven't been deep and meaningful since First Blood

this, I watched rambo 2 first and thought it was kickass, then I watched first blood and realized how shitty rambo 2 actually was, jesus christ, what a thing to do to a good first movie in the name of money.

That's pretty much Stallone's MO though so I guess I can't fault him for taking advantage of retarded movie audiences who love to see the same thing over and over.

what the fuck is a boymoder?

what fucking country so i can put it on my shit list

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the birmanese one was a little more poignant
still had gore though

I never watched rambo past 1st blood

Rambo IV was the perfect end to the series and had him finding closure by returning home after running away for decades.

Only ONE action scene in the end (Home Alone style)

Epic fail.

>in the name of money
that's reaganism for you
I still like how stallone went back to viet nam to erase the shameful us defeat before btfoing the enitre soviet state in rocky iv

Yes I really thought it was the final point. Doing another movie after that is stupid.

Liberal white coastal critics think only white people can be villains in movies

It would be a shame if someone flooded their twitter mentions with videos of actual cartel activity

tst

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quite literally: a double faggot
a tranny who is actually just autogynephilic, so takes estrogen to grow mosquito bite tits and then goes back to presenting male and attract gay guys
so it's:
>a gay guy
>who tries to become female out of a fetish (and to attract men)
>who then tries to become an extremely feminine gay man
a double faggot.

a boy or tranny who takes mones but remains for a time or indefinitely in “boy-mode”. dresses and sounds like a guy but wears baggy hoodie to hide boitits and smells girly
uwu

I wanna be cute and stop ageing and have cute skin for the most part
but this is pretty based and trie

The rotten tomato is a badge of honour at this point. A certified fresh rating is pretty much a guarantee that the movie is shit. Something in the 30-50% range is usually going to be more.interesting

Exercise and don't eat junk food and you'll have good skin and age well.

>plot involves Rambo on the US/Mexico border battle drug cartels who kidnapped his niece. At one point Rambo even builds a wall out of fire and explosions.

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if something gets below a 15% critic score I know it's going to be excellent

Why use Rottentomatoes when IMDb exists?

Hes a jewish italian mutt. Are you retarded

pls be in overijssel

Why all the racism towards Mexicans lately fucking putos!

imdb users are brainlets

Except for that one guy who makes really articulate porn reviews.
Nice get, by the way.

stop being criminals and rapists paco

Less brainlet than RT critics

sorry dutchanon. I wish. I’m probably too old for you or your taste anyway, I’m 22 ;.;

based

This. I don't think the movie was memorable, let alone necessary, but the ending was perfect.

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same

Ah yes, the Reaganism buzzword resurfaces. People love Rambo and wanted another film. The second was a shift in tone but I’ve watched it just as much as the first one. Director did Tombstone and James Cameron wrote the screenplay. Fuck off with this “making a profit is bad” Marxist garbage.

RT is literally shit.
IMDb is full of people voting 1/10 or 10/10 for every kind of shit.
In the end critics are out of touch and the audience is cattle.

(t. same user) also really wish I could move to Scandinavia, the boys are beautiful and most are into gay shit. why live

>someone somewhere could get offended by things in the movie, so movie bad

Imagine being this much of a sensitive cuck

Where do you live, then?
>I’m 22 ;.;
older than me lmoa

First Blood is the only good Rambo film.

I figured. like to think I pass for 20, or maybe less soon if I take more girl pills. I am smol and anorex tho
I’m in UK

You’ll never be an actual woman

>Kohn

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attention seeking zoomer

If you like this movie you're a racist and what's wrong with the world.

i said boymoder. I don’t wanna be a girl, just a mutant

Stallone is 73, that he is even able to do physical stuff at all is impressive in it's own right.

Whats that music he listens to in the basement

This is so embarrassing. I wish Arnold and Sly had died young.

This means it’ll be awesome boys

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It looks mostly like him just standing still with guns or throwing knives desu.

Geriatric rambo is slightly immersion breaking too...

they can say what they want, that rambo 4 was shit and demolition man was shit and whatever. Doesn't mean they're right.

How are there so many user reviews already? Doesn't it screen tonight?

Guardian Review:
Stallone storms Mexico in a laughable Trumpian fantasy-
“This massively enlarged prostate of a film can only make you wince with its badly acted geronto-ultraviolence, its Trumpian fantasies of Mexican rapists and hilariously insecure US border”

>38%
Lmao what, compared with other movies in it's genre, Rambo 08 is at least slightly above average. With what did they compare it? Citizen Kane? Ye, this one scene where Orson Welles shot 100 peoples head off was way superior to Rambo LMAO.

Don't compare story driven dramas to action movies ffs.

So... exactly what he did in Rambo 4?

>Any Rambo after First Blood

It was the only movie based off a novel, and in the source material, he dies at the end. It should have ended right there, right then.

that nigga would be mocked and publicly shunned in Mexico

t. Mexican