What does Yea Forums think about Marie Kondo's cleaning show?

What does Yea Forums think about Marie Kondo's cleaning show?

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I'd clean her pusy and anus with my tongue if you catch my drift

No, please go into more detail

>too small to get shit outta the closet
fuck me she's too adorable
white roasties btfo

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she is qt, i would marry and appreciate her

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as an ocd clean freak it really sparked joy

i think americans are too disgustingly cucked to stop buying shit and needed a television show to tell you to stop being a consumerist retard

she's a polite and non-incel (but not really) jordan peterson with a "cute" package that is completely manufactured like some south korean popstar

Small women are the best

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I'd spread her labia and lovingly swirl my thoroughly salivated tongue, wetting every fold of her quivering slit. Then I'd use my warmed up tongue and gently push my way past her sphincter, inhaling her sweety musk and collecting bits of poo.

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cleaning kino, for me, it's SW-399

seething

>false equivalence: the image

Hit a nerve.

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*sip*
White women will never match my boomer babe

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>take all your shit
>put it in a big pile
>throw out the shit you don't want

It's dumb but whatever.
Show would have been 100 times better if it was in Japan, and had her helping housewives and fat virgin 40 years old in single bedroom apartments

Based

>Gubokegozavi
What did she mean by this?

Basically american reality tv for weebs.

Have sex

she sparks joy

in my pants

Her baby is an absolute unit

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Smol Marie is only 4'7".

i m a g i n e

Kondo-chan is made for huggies and headpats!

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The American women on this show are so trashy, yuck gross, would take a Jappy qt any day

Absolute mog

Daily reminder that she was a shinto shrine maiden and is a far right ultranationalist who believes that Japan did nothing wrong in WWII.

based if true

>literal kike wife doesn't even flinch to greet her husband, partner and father of her children
>god damn foreigners from Japan have the common decency to greet and hug him

someones getting divorced soon

brb
have to go watched some JAV with the MUM- label

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why are Japanese women so cute? how do I get a Japanese gf, bros?

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Christ

what the fuck is wrong with japanese people

And here I thought she couldn't get more perfect

she puts her arm on his back so he can lean in to hug her and he just walks right past

She looks like the non whore version of marica hase

At the end of the episodes the houses are not even that clean. Retarded show

>he's work all day and his skellington wife doesn't do shit
>she thinks he's supposed to work and still help do everything
>wahhh being a wife and mother is hard
>I don't like laundry wahhh
why are white women so useless? it's like being a woman doesn't come naturally to them

>absolute unit
Don't use that shit here

don't fucking reply to me trying to make my post look bad again shitwipe

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What are you gonna do about it? Cry more lmao.

I'm not crying there's just something in my eye

Fuck off lad, Yea Forums is a brit board

Is there something wrong with hiring 18+ literal legal midget girls to ageplay?

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You should feel ashamed that reddit co-opted your slang

s m o l

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reddit took drinking water too you dumb shit are you going to stop doing that? how about using the internet in general? that's something you should stop. you retarded ooga booga tribal moron

It an adult female roleplaying. If you think this is wrong, you can flinch over and felate yourself to avoid voicing your shitty opinion that we don't care about.

Not illegal, not a problem.

Left image: Stupid white woman breeds with shitty violent male who happens to be an african, gets used as a cumrag and left as single mother or murdered in the near future (which is the outcome most of the time in these type of relationships). White man sees this and criticizes her poorly made decision.

Right image: White man breeds with an asian female and takes care of his family.
What were you trying to prove by posting this?

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基づいていました そして赤ピルされた

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what the fuck Ben Garrison?

you seem to be a bit upset :^)

I don't know user, I hate calling stuff a "slippery slope", but I'm not seeing any upside there.

And here I was thinking I couldn't like her even more

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Good for them. Shit gets hijacked all the time, I don't care anymore.

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giv smol midg gf princess with tiny feet

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Piyo-003

Is that Jonathan Franzen?

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Who?

based okaachan Marie propagating the Japanese race

giv pure Japaneze girl to populate Nippon with, Abe-san

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>we wuz shogunz n sheeit cuh!

>being born with that hairline

she's 18. It says it right there.

a JAV star who came to Ameeica and user is faceblind to Asians so they all rook arike even though Marica's face and nose are totally different from Marie's

She also just had breast cancer surgury and did a gofundme for it (that I may have contributed to).

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You know white men getting with Asian girls is a direct result of white women's behavior, right? Asian girls act cute and feminine and beg for white cock, while white girls act like combative spoiled brats and believe in retarded made-up bullshit like social justice, feminism, astrology, pangender trisexuality, etc. When was the last time you saw a white girl out in public wearing a skirt?

she is the worst cum dodger

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>"slippery slope"
is that some kinda racial slur?
this

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hes a big guy

Does that mean she is terrible at dogding it and gets it all over or or that she dodges it too much?
For the latter, I assume it is to maintain the illusion of being a pure innocent Japanese girl even after sucking off a half dozen dicks in a row.

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No probrem, gaijin. More white pussy for us men from grorious Nippon.

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For me? It's MUM-055

SASHIMIED.JP

>"Real Creampie. Pregnancy Goal Hot Spring Trip. Rina 147cm (Hairless)"

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Who gives a fuck, stop trying so hard to fit in

You can have em lmao

IBW-398z

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Does anyone have that horrifying webm of ugly asians using video filters to transform into K-pop stars?

Like, 20 minutes ago. Do you ever go outside, user?

In all fairness, I'm living in the Southern USA. Most women here are fat tattooed trash, and it's not exclusive to white women. Don't fall for the "Southern Belle" meme, anons.

I'm cool with that as long as you guys keep making Godzilla figures.

>Don't fall for the "Southern Belle" meme, anons.
>He didn't go to Clemson
tragic

Imagine how awful it would be to date a girl that's only 146cm tall. Her tiny body makes her look like a child next to even an average (6' tall) man. People would constantly give you looks while you walk around town holding her hand. You'd have to go shopping at literal children's stores just to find clothes for her. She probably doesn't even bother wearing a bra, partly because there's no point and partly because you don't want her to. Imagine getting her home and ripping off her clothes. Physically there is nothing she can do to stop you.

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haha yeah just imagine

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>r/asianmasculinity

It unironically changed my life for a week

Redpilled post

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I dated a 4'10" girl very briefly, and yeah, going out in public was the worst part. Even with her being a college grad, the difference just felt too awkward to continue.

But my god, was it fun to throw that body around a bed for 2 weeks. Don't pass up on the chance - even if it's a smash-and-dash

>caring about what other people think so much that you dump your loli gf
based retard

Well, she was a bit "broken" too: Deaf without a hearing aid, and she needed crutches to walk longer

>tfw no katawa shoujo gf

Put the JAV codes in the bag and nobody gets hurt.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WANT A SMALL GF WITH A BUSTED BODY RIGHT NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

joke's on you I'm already a jap

I do miss it sometimes. I could rip her hearing aid out and say anything I wanted, or just get a load of cushions and throw her around the bed.

sheet

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