What can we find out about life from American movies ?

The huge New York apartments are available to every average resident, whether they are unemployed or not.

If you have to defuse the bomb and wonder which cable to cut, don't worry, you will always choose the right color.

If you're a pretty blonde, it's very likely that at 22 you'll become a world expert on nuclear energy.

An honest and hard-working policeman is usually shot a few days before retirement.

Instead of wasting the usual bullets, maniacal assassins prefer to murder their fierce enemies using fancy methods, such as complicated machines with detonators, deadly gases, lasers and sharks-poppycats, which methods leave the enemies at least 20 minutes to escape.

All bags taken out of supermarkets contain at least one baguette.

Anyone can fly an airplane and, better still, land safely if only downstairs in the control tower is someone who will talk about what and when to do.

You will certainly survive every battle unless you make a cardinal mistake and show someone a photo of your beloved one waiting at home.

If you want to take on the role of a German or Russian , you do not need to know the language, just the right accent.

The Eiffel Tower can be seen from every window in Paris.

Every heroic man can withstand the worst of torture, but when a woman starts dressing his wounds, he will roll up in pain.

If one can see a huge window, in a few moments someone will inevitably be thrown out by her.

Even if the hero is on a straight road, it is necessary for him to turn the steering wheel to the right and left every few moments.

All bombs are equipped with large red clocks, so you know exactly when they will explode.

The detective will only solve the case if he is removed from the case.

If you decide to dance on the street, you will immediately find that all passers-by know the right steps.

All foreign military and delegates prefer to talk to each other in English.

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And (if the movie is good) niggers don't exist

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>All foreign military and delegates prefer to talk to each other in English.
This is largely true though because English is the international language of the world. If you don't learn English, you're pretty unsuited for a lot of things. Even if the delegate doesn't learn English, somebody has to in order to translate. So it's not beyond logic that a Chinese diplomat can speak English if he's visiting America.

But its weird when If you want to take on the role of a German or Russian , or other foreigner you do not need to know the language, just speak in English with right accent.

This is like something my uncle would email me

most doctors, scientists and authority figures are black

most criminals are white

more than half of the population is jewish

>more than half of the population is jewish

If movie does place in Israel it is possible.

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An explanation that can resolve a simple misunderstanding is always interrupted

Change of topic: what are some movies that were too lazy to have multiple languages without subtitles but did a good job of handling the pretend crossover between languages when the actors just keep speaking english? I thought that Where Eagles Dare did it in a cute way, Richard Burton just changes his tone to be more haughty and starts talking some nonsense about some girl in dusseldorf or somewhere when he walks past the german guards while wearing a fake SS officer's uniform and you're like "oh, I guess they're supposed to be speaking german now".

*with subtitles

to be fair, anime does that too
>innocuous thing/mistake happens
>somebody sees this happen between two people
>immediately think said thing is what they think it is
>instead of asking/qualifying/checking or allowing explanations, run away screaming and saying you don't want to hear it

Other interesting facts from the movies

FBI agents can be dumber than the local police.

If hundreds of police officers are mobilized to search for a bomb, they will find the main hero's bomb 100%.

The best policeman is always the alcoholic cheated on by his wife.

Bandits always shoot blanks, and even if one of them has live ammunition, he will still hit the hand or leg.

The bullets in the main hero's pistol never end, unless at the end of the film, when he has to make a decisive shot in the direction of the evil hero.

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>The bullets in the main hero's pistol never end, unless at the end of the film, when he has to make a decisive shot in the direction of the evil hero.
This is why Japtism is superior. Retards think this scene is infinite bullets but it is all the exact right amount.

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>But its weird when If you want to take on the role of a German or Russian , or other foreigner you do not need to know the language, just speak in English with right accent.
Why would an English-speaking audience want to listen to someone speaking a foreign language?

>anime

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fuck off weeb

>most doctors, scientists and authority figures are black
>most criminals are white
>more than half of the population is jewish
I too enjoy it when the wealthy black couple is walking down the street and they get accosted by a multicultural gang consisting of a white guy, a Hispanic, and an Asian.

Shouldn't the picture read "stock photo vs movie"

Because this is more realistic and foreign language could be translated with English subtitles.

I don't watch anime, but you must have seen some on TV at SOME point, retard. My point was that this isn't a unique thing for western productions, tardo.

Makes them less money. Train Spotting had to be subtittled for American audiences and it caused a remarkable drop in money. If you need a lot of subtitles, you're losing money because general audiences 'Come here to watch a film, not read a book'.

Don't be so tense or your veins will break.