ITT: times you acted like Cliff Booth

ITT: times you acted like Cliff Booth

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>"Thank you for bringing our Pussycat home. We love Pussy"
>"Yes, we do"
>everyone in the cinema starts cracking up

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I live it every day, man

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Stepped on an insect yesterday

>hear an asian girl in row behind whisper “he cute”

>playing starcraft broodwar
>join ICCUP
>start game on Fighting Spirit
>Korean Protoss joins
>he fails to scout my 12 hatch hydra pump
>gg
>check BWchart
>he had like 350 APM

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I don't know what any of this means.

>play Centurion on Breach
>Destroy 3 orochi mains with a single revenge
HITO PUREASE HERP

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cliff would never cheese

12 hatch is not a cheese, it is strongest economic opening.

Broodwar took up years of my life

Lol that really did happen in mine

>korean protoss
>doesn't 4-gate rush

i don't believe you

Truly an autistic race of people

if you didn't play UMS specifically you did it wrong. Helms deep cat n mouse all day

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I have a hard time believing you would have had hydras out at that point to defend the hive, or that scouts were unable to stop the hatch nor lose a shootout against them.

It's some gay rts shit
I never got into the online micro shit it's just boring used to play with friends

god bless

iirc in the German version he even said "don't we all" or something similar

>go to pajama express
>order 20 different bowl with a shitload of extras
>get to the register
>reach in my wallet
>pull out a middle finger
>walk out, kicking the door full force so it breaks

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I learned to micro when I was 11 years old. The ability to select hundreds of units and dozens of buildings simultaneously is only something a human with 160+ IQ can do. Yes, it's cool as fuck. As an outsider, you wouldn't understand the power of doing 350 actions per minute or more. You would need to know how to hit buttons on your keyboard without looking, obviously. And you would have to hit them fast as fuck BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY.

I beat up an Asian nerd in school.

>driving down one lane road
>Asian woman in front of me
>she obviously has no idea what she's doing
>I speed around her in the oncoming lane over a bridge
>swerve right in front of her
>brake check her
>she spins out off the side of the bridge
>I laugh maniacally as I see the mushroom cloud in my rear view mirror

Based

someone post the gif

>121226014
Not even gonna giv this tard a (you)
Nobody gives a fuck about rts anymore and it's a reason why I dropped it
Used to be fun with friends as a table top style game not autistic actions per minute epeen bullshit
Your just as bad as the 360 no scope fags

I mean, Tarantino just shat on hippies real hard, how come there wasn't a hard SJW backlash against this movie? I couldn't help noticing the paralels of how the hippies were portrayed with today's SJWs.

most of that is useless spam tho

Cool

ew, this is NOT ok

In the Italian version he says: "I bet you do".

I guess people did not shat on Quentin because the hippie beatdown scene was delivered to cult killers

Based

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>normies laughs at the ending
It was a weak and unfunny ending

Did a shit on it

I killed my wife.

The family wasn't "hippies," they were a new-age nazi crazies.
That flamethrower scene killed me.

I slapped an asian kid in kung fu class once when I was a kid.

He didn't even have sex with her so what does he mean when he throws out that quip?

i laffed in the cinema

it means its a joke that the audience will find funny because unlike most posters here they have had sex

so.have sex

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>pride in defeating the only race without a bonjwa